Making Sweet Wubs Together

--4th Wall Break--

“WHAT?! THAT WAS IT? I PAYED 20$ FOR THESE TICKETS. AND THE FOOD HERE IS TERRIBLE!” Flare Flare yelled

“Couple of things here Flare. First off, I’m the one who payed for your ticket, so I don’t want to hear anything from you. Two, At least they have food for your kind. I asked a guy for a soul and he brought a priest and some holy water.” Necromorph said

“True true I guess but still I think-” Flare started but both were interrupted by a sudden phone ring,

“Oh- OH HOLD UP. REALLY YOU DIDN’T SILENCE YOUR CELL PHONE? YOU ARE A RUDE MOTHERFUCKER” Flare Flare said

“Yo my boy, shut yo little bitchass up!” The rude guy said

“YOU STUPID BI-” Flare said but Necromorph put his skeletal claw over flare’s mouth

“Hold up Flare, I got this.” Necromorph said

“Aww what’s the matter did that jackass tucker himself out?” The Rude guy said

Necromorph appeared infront of the Rude Guy,

“Do you know what I am?” Necromorph asked

“um… what?” The Rude Guy said

“Let’s play a game. What would you say is your worst fear?” Necromorph said

“Death?” The Rude Guy said

“Well I know a little exercise to help that.” Necromorph said

Necromorph proceeded by hitting the rude guy in the head with piece of steel

“YOU COULD HAVE KILLED ME!” The Rude Guy yelled

“Ah but I didn’t. Doesn’t that make you feel alive?” Necromorph said

“...yeah I guess so.” The Rude Guy said

“Good that will make this part all the more. absolutely. goddamn. terrifying.” Necromorph said

“No what are you- NO NOOOO OH MY GOD!” The Rude Guy sceamed

There is screaming and ripping sounds which come to an abrupt halt.Flare Flare sits in her chair on her phone as blood splatters onto it. She wipes the blood off and continues as Necromorph comes back and sits down,

“Well that was fun.” He said

“You got blood on my phone.” Flare Flare said

“Well EXCUSE me for having FUN, Flare Flare.” Necromorph said

“No you’re good.” Flare Flare said

“Hey, is there more?” A second Rude Guy said

Flare Flare looked up,

“What?! You guys wanted more to the story? Well we couldn’t fit that into the budget.” She said

“Well okay, how about a story about you and that draconequus. Maybe something gay.” The second rude guy said

“Well if you need me, I’ll just be killing the planet now.” Necromorph said

The End?