Sour Sweet Reality

Sour Sweet woke up and realized that she was naked. She turned her head to see that her boyfriend was sound asleep beside her, without clothes as well. She sat up to examine her crotch. The strong whiff of sexual juices and the blood stains on the bed were the final proof of the reality that she so desperately desired.

She really did make love for the first time.

Sour Sweet breathed a sigh of relief. She looked over at her alarm clock. 8:12 PM. They had been asleep for about three hours. She figured that she would need to wake her boyfriend up soon so that he could go home before his family started to get worried.

She looked back over at him. She smiled, thinking how lucky she was. He wasn’t some jerk who would skip out now that he scored. He wasn’t the kind to brag to friends how she was in bed, either.

Sour Sweet smirked as a thought came to her. HE wasn’t the kind to brag, but SHE could be.

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Sunny Flare was sitting in her room, enjoying a hot cup of tea while reading a romance novel when her phone began to buzz. “Sour Sweet” the screen informed.

“Why, hello, dearie!”

“Sunny! The most amazing thing has happened! I JUST GOT LAID!!!”

Sunny Flare eyes widened and she almost spat out the tea she was inconveniently sipping at that moment. “Really, Sour Sweet?”

“Oh, God, yes! I’ve never felt so alive! I feel so damn good right now that I just felt like TELLING EVERYONE!”

“Well, I’m so happy to hear ab – wait, what do you mean 'felt like telling everyone'?”

Sour Sweet had hung up before Sunny Flare finished her question.

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“Hello?”

“Hey Sweetie Belle, guess what? I just had sex!”

“Oh, well, that’s nice, Sour Sweet,” Sweetie awkwardly replied. She then glanced around to see if her parents or Rarity were close by before whispering, “What was it like?”

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“Fluttershy, I just fucked the love of my life’s brains out and so can you! Don’t lose hope of getting a boyfriend of your own!”

“Oh my,” Fluttershy uttered, blushing profusely. “Um, thank you…?”

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“I just lost my virginity while my parents were away for the weekend! WOOO!”

“Excuse me, young lady?”

“Oh, shit. Sorry, mom. Thanks for the cookies, by the way…”

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“Hi, Gilda!”

“Sour Bitch? How the hell did you get my number?”

“That is not important. What is important is I JUST GAVE MY BOYFRIEND THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE! HE AIN’T GOIN’ NOWHERE! KISS MY FRESHLY-FUCKED PUSSY, GILDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

THE END