What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

AUTHOR'S NOTE: I gonna try to get this story going for a while, feedback is welcome and appreciated! But in order for some plans that I had for the story to happen, I need to develop the story further.

-Madgod Pim

CHAPTER 3

I enter Twilight's home and first thing I see were books...tons and tons of books. The walls are like giant bookshelves Twilight began to talk to me.

"My name is Twilight Sparkle, what's yours ?"

"It's Pim, nice to meet you Twilight Sparkle. Why did you want me to come over here ?"

"Please call me Twilight, and the reason I called you here is because I didn't find your species in any of these books. I'd like to known what you are."

"I'm a human, aren't there any humans here ?"

"No, you're the first 'human' here. Could you explain more about 'humans' ?"

I sighed "Sure but it's going to take a while though. Let's sit down."

After explaining that humans also had male and female gender, that we live long lives, the humans live on a place called Earth, that we are sorta aggressive but then I began asking some questions.

"How long do days last here ?"

"Well, Princess Celestia controls the sun and Princess Luna controls the moon."

I couldn't believe what I just heard, two ponies CONTROL the sun and moon! Twilight stared at me an asked:

"What's wrong ? Don't you have 2 humans controlling a sun and moon ?"

"No! They move on their own!"

Twilight gasps "How do they move without magic ?!"

"We don't have magic!! I has something to do with gravity! We can't fly or magic! Magic is a fairy tale on Earth!"

Twilight frowned at me when I said that, I quickly apologized:

"Sorry, I said that, I didn't know to believe in magic or not..."

"It's ok, don't worry"

"Thanks, it's just so...confusing. Any more questions ?"

"Not now, I'm going to write a letter to Princess Celestia about you, she probably would want to see you."

"That would be great, I'd like to ask her some questions..."

I noticed that Fluttershy wasn't in the room anymore, she probably left.

"Oh Twilight! One more question, Where's the town hall ?"

"Just go to the center of town, you'll see it. I'm sure you'll be fine on your own."

"Oh still forgot another question, what are those things that you ponies have on your as-.....eeeuuuhhh...flank ?"

"Oh those are cutie marks, they represent your unique talent. Mine represents magic."

"Ok Thanks Twilight! See you around."

She waved at me while reading a book, for a second I just thought "What a nerd."

So I did, went outside. Getting weird looks from everypony I made my way to the center. On my way I saw a bakery of some sort. When looked though the windows and I saw some delicious looking cupcakes. I'd love to pass by sometime and nom on one of those. I looked at a sign near the building saying "Sugercube Corner" I'd have to remember that. But right now I needed to go to the town hall, I needed information on housing, jobs and possible citizenship. I don't think I can get out of Equestria so it would be smart to settle down.

After walking around town getting weird looks from everypony I arrived to what looked like a town hall. I went inside and was greeted by a pony sitting at a desk. I walked up to her and asked

"Hello, I'd like to see the mayor please."

"Okay, please wait for a while."

She went over to a double door and went in. After about a minute she came back out.

"You can go in sir."

"Thank you."

I opened the double door and saw a long table and a pony in front of a large window.

"Word's around town that something new is walking around."

She turn around and I see a pony with glasses and grey hair.

"I'm the mayor, who and what are you ?"

"My name is Pim and I'm a human. I came here to ask about several things."

"Like what exactly ?"

"We'll I'd like to settle down here. But I need housing, a job and probably citizenship right ?"

"Yeah, you would require citizenship. So let us start with that shall we ? I'll be right back"

The mayor went up to a cupboard and pulled out a paper and pen. She put the paper on the table and put the pen between her teeth. Somehow she could still cleary talk and said

"Ok, what's your full name ?"

"Pim Chindler. That's spelled Chin-dler"

"Mmh, City of origin ?"

Thinking a bit I said "Just write down Earth."

"That should do. Now let's make a copy for the Princess."

She grabbed another paper out of the cupboard and wrote the same things on it. After she was done she just left it on the table, she'd probably do something with it later.

"Okay, now about a job. What are your talents ?"

"Well, I'm good at making music and mixing it."

"What sort of music ?"

I pulled my iPod out of my pocket and asked

"Can plug this in somewhere ?"

She pointed at a small radio with a cable. I plugged in my iPod and put a track on

She listened until the climax and then turned it off.

"I'm going to address you to Ms Scratch for that. And I'll start looking for a affordable house for you."

"Where do I find this Ms Scratch ?"

"Leave the building walk straight forward and go right as soon as you can."

"Thank you. I'll come check for a house here soon."

"Goodbye."

"Wow she looked really annoyed. She's probably a b*tch anyways. Oh well."

Like the mayor said I went out of the town hall and went straight forward. But after 5 minutes of walking there was no right to go to. I went back to the town hall but before I entered I thought a bit. I went back to the marketplace where Applejack's cart should be. After walking a bit I saw Applejack's cart with a ponies and a stallion waiting in line. I joined and after a while it was my turn.

"Hey Applejack, I need to find a certain Ms Scratch. Do you know where she lives ?"

"Keep following that road and you'll end up in front of her house." and pointed to a road on the left.

"Thanks Applejack, see you later!"

As soon I approached a house inn the distance I could hear a kick bass become louder and louder. Once I was at the door I was head bumping on the tracks tempo. I knocked on the door knowing that it wouldn't do anything. I tried the doorknob, the door was open. Hesitating if should go in or not I thought. "What could go wrong ?" I opened the door and saw a White pony with glasses and a blue mane with highlights standing behind 2 turntables raving. The music was 130 BPM (Electro or House) and also started raving with the pony. I screamed "TOTALLY WORTH IT!"