Chat MLP Related Stories.

by MahagonyCloud

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Comedy
Length: 797

Just a bunch of chat conversations Midnight_Rain and I had on Kongregate.

Just a bunch of chat conversations Midnight_Rain and I had on Kongregate. Also. The main characters selected are in most of the chat logs. There shall be interruptions and other Kongregate users occasionally in a story. Please excuse that: I copy/paste the chat log. I know it says not to post "Multiple chapters of your story as separate stories." Oh wait… This is the opposite. Multiple chapters of my story ARE seperate stories. "Oops. I just dont know what went wrong!"

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-12 23:02:55 UTC

Why Pinkie Shouldn't Have a Horn

Midnight_Rain: Imagine if Pinkie was a unicorn, how ****ed the universe would be.

Mahogany_Cloud: Lol

Midnight_Rain: It would just.

Midnight_Rain: End.

Mahogany_Cloud: Random Earth Pony: IM FLYIIIIIIIIING

djdrama: yea

Mahogany_Cloud: Random Pegasus: No your not.

Midnight_Rain: Jesus: I'M SINKIIIING.

Mahogany_Cloud: LOL

Midnight_Rain: XD

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: MAGICALZ! *poof Jesus is a puddle of chocolate and it begins raining chocolate*

Midnight_Rain: NO JESUS WHY.

Midnight_Rain: IT'S RAINING JESUS.

Midnight_Rain: ALL OVER MY DAFIDILS.

Mahogany_Cloud: Random guy with a deep voice: Chocolate Raiiiiiiin. Some survive and others feel the pain.

Midnight_Rain: LOL.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: EAT MAGIC!

Darkwolf31: Cotton candy clouds?

Midnight_Rain: A baby born will die before the sin.

Mahogany_Cloud: *random guy with a deep voice turns into a chocolate pony*

Midnight_Rain: An old lady hit my with her purse- CHOCOLATE RAIN.

Mahogany_Cloud: Me and Rainbow: CHOCOLATE!

Midnight_Rain: My Little Dolan.

Midnight_Rain: UNACCEPTABLE.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: Poof! *Rainbow and I are made of chocolate and begin eating ourselves*

Mahogany_Cloud: I never knew i tasted this good!

Mahogany_Cloud: Rainbow: Niether did I!

Midnight_Rain: ... Oh god.

Mahogany_Cloud: Twilight: What is going o- *she turns into a chocolate unicorn*

Midnight_Rain: Your mind. Cool it down.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: CLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUDCLOUD

Mahogany_Cloud: THATS MY LINE!

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: oops.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: YAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAYYAY

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: Hey mister narrator why arent you talking?

Mahogany_Cloud: Narrator: Because you turned me into chocolate.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: IM A SILLY FILLY!

Midnight_Rain: But you just tal-

Midnight_Rain: NOT THE PARTY CANNON.

Mahogany_Cloud: *Pinkie turns midnight into chocolate*

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: DONT SPEAK!

Mahogany_Cloud: *she breaks midnight into pieces and loads into the Party Cannon*

Midnight_Rain: ... Mmm mmm mph.

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: FIRE AWAY!

Midnight_Rain: MPPPPPPPPPPPPPPH

Mahogany_Cloud: *Poof*

Mahogany_Cloud: >.>

Midnight_Rain: *lands in Canterlot*

Mahogany_Cloud: :D

Midnight_Rain: Celestia changed me back.

Mahogany_Cloud: Princess Luna: What the...

Midnight_Rain: After find all 104 pieces.

Mahogany_Cloud: Nice bunch of bloody chunks you got there Celestia XD

Midnight_Rain: ... ;-;

Mahogany_Cloud: *Luna turns into chocolate*

Mahogany_Cloud: Celestia: ...

Midnight_Rain: WHY CAN'T I BE A REAL BOY?

Mahogany_Cloud: *in celestia's mind* Im glad Pinkie cant read minds. Oh wait. She breaks the fourth wall. Shi- *she turns into chocolate*

Midnight_Rain: *world turns into chocolate and venus eats it*

Mahogany_Cloud: Pinkie: Whats the fourth wall? :3

Mahogany_Cloud: *venus turns into....* CHOCOLATE RAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Mahogany_Cloud: :#

Mahogany_Cloud: My mind.

Midnight_Rain: Sun explodes, supernova.

Mahogany_Cloud: Overheat.

Mahogany_Cloud: Powering down.

Midnight_Rain: pewdiepie rides stephano with 17 orphans to new solar system.

Mahogany_Cloud: *everything is back to normal and Rainbow and I are having laughing fits all over again*

Midnight_Rain: Me: ._.

Mahogany_Cloud: Twilight: Are you two enjoying my enchanted muffin?

Midnight_Rain: Okay, this will be a fanfic.

Mahogany_Cloud: *Rainbow stops laughing long enough to scream "YEA!"*

Midnight_Rain: Pinkie Pie as a unicorn.

Mahogany_Cloud: Lol

Mahogany_Cloud: The name: Why Pinkie Doesnt Have a Horn

Mahogany_Cloud: And it shall be based off of the chat we just had

Midnight_Rain: And then cloppers will wander it.

Mahogany_Cloud: ...

Mahogany_Cloud: >.>

Midnight_Rain: X)

Mahogany_Cloud: Yeah...

Mahogany_Cloud: Ok...

Mahogany_Cloud: Well uh.

Mahogany_Cloud: Time to go be stupid

Midnight_Rain: So much chocolate. Yeah.

Midnight_Rain: Hmh.

Midnight_Rain: LOL.

Midnight_Rain: perfect comic.

Midnight_Rain: Guy is throwing muffins at another guy.

Midnight_Rain: "OW!"

Midnight_Rain: "DO YOU EVER RUN OUT OF MUFFINS?"

Midnight_Rain: French accent: "NO."

Midnight_Rain: "BECAUSE I WORK AT A MUFFIC FACTORY."

That Session Was Awkward.

Mahogany_Cloud: Gimmie a butthat

Midnight_Rain: Why would you need a but that. ._.

Mahogany_Cloud: Butt. Hat. Stupid colt...

Midnight_Rain: BUT I. Buck.

Midnight_Rain: Butibuck.

Mahogany_Cloud: ...

Midnight_Rain: Buti Buck.

Mahogany_Cloud: Butterbuck.

Mahogany_Cloud: Oh hi Fluttershy

imprisoner: ..

Midnight_Rain: Heh. Paula Deen.

Midnight_Rain: She ****in pisses butter.

Mahogany_Cloud: Fluttershy: Oh... H-h-hi...?

Mahogany_Cloud: She BUCKin pisses butter

Mahogany_Cloud: Geez, how many times do i need to tell you to stop using that human language of yours!

Midnight_Rain: Okay, fine.

Mahogany_Cloud: I admit, the language of us Equestrians isnt much different from that "English" Of yours. Now excuse me while i speak in that language you call "Swedish".

Mahogany_Cloud: Det är Svenskt (This is Swedish)

Midnight_Rain: Svenska. (Swedish.)

Midnight_Rain: Svenska ar basta. (Swedish's story)

Midnight_Rain: ^ memorized.

Mahogany_Cloud: Håll käften dum hingst. Jag talar här. (Shut up stupid colt. Im speaking here.)

Midnight_Rain: Even if I need those dots.

Midnight_Rain: You're using google translate.

Midnight_Rain: Nobody who speaks english knows where those secret keys are.

Mahogany_Cloud: Kanske, kanske inte. (Maybe, maybe not.) Jag vet alt-koder. käften. (I know alt-codes. Shut up.)

Midnight_Rain: KANINER. (RABBITS)

Midnight_Rain: Angel ar kanin.

Midnight_Rain: (Angel is bunny)

Midnight_Rain: I know these words.

Mahogany_Cloud: Ctrl-koder och alt-koder plus notepad = roligt (Ctrl-codes and alt-codes plus notepad = fun)

Midnight_Rain: I gotta go.

Midnight_Rain: Be back in an hour.

Midnight_Rain: than more pony stories.

Midnight_Rain: Cya.

Mahogany_Cloud: Jag är trött på att tala svenska, förbereda för spanska snart

Mahogany_Cloud: (I am getting tired of Swedish, prepare for spanish soon.)