Applejack says the F word.

by Pedro-Paramo

Rating: teen
Tags: Applejack, Apple Bloom, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Slice of Life, Dark
Length: 1192

Applejack feels really upset about certain somepony.

The F word, a word that may mean many things. Used for the sole purpose of angry relief.

This time Applejack is really angry and simply cannot take it anymore so she uses the word on a poor victim.

Published 2016-08-20 18:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-20 18:50:01 UTC

In which Applejack uses the 'F' word

It's a normal labour day at the Apple's farm. The sun is shinning covering every inch of the field with it's delicious rays of love.

There, Applejack is doing her chores bucking a tree with the precise amount of force needed  to knock down the apples into the basket. She is sweating and to her dismay, she haven't had the chance to 'get off'. You may know how people are when that happens... She takes off her hat and throws it on the ground and decides to take a rest, she's been doing this almost, all day. It's 4:00 pm in the afternoon, she started her chores at 4:00 am.

"Damn, that was a mighty working session."

A farmers life ain't easy. With that in mind, Applejack decides to take a little nap for the sake of resting her tonified muscles from all the extensive working.

Half an hour goes by.

Applebloom and friends have one of their terrible ideas.

Applebloom puts on her helmet and gets on the red cart Scootaloo always have attached to her scooter, "I ain't sure this is a good idea, girls."

Scootaloo the carefree filly she is, dismays that notion, "Don't worry Applebloom. It'll gonna be juuuust fine. I have it covered."

Sweetiebelle has her helmet on too, "Are you sure Scootaloo? I mean, this could go bad, very bad."

Scootaloo makes a false hurt face, "Oh, when have I had a bad idea before?!"

The other fillys take on her disbelief expressions and Applebloom says, "Really?"

Scootaloo laughs nervously, "Yeah! Mention one time I was very wrong."

Sweetie starts, "What about the Miss Old Palmer case?'

The three of them felt shivers down their spines, "Sweetie! We promised never to talk about Miss Old Palmer."

Sweetie smiles embarrassed, "I'm sorry! I totally forgot!"

Applebloom shakes off the memories, "To the point girls! I don't wanna remember."

Scootaloo agrees, "Neither do I! Come on girls, let's do this!"

Sweetie and Applebloom nod and say on unison, "Yes, let's do it."

Scootaloo puts on her flight googles and watches the scenery before her.

Up there in the hill the fillies were preparing to go down at high velocity, waiting for them at the base of the hill, is a ramp made with a barrel and a table.

The purpose is to get over the farm house and land safely on the other side.

Scootaloo inhaled and exhaled only to scream at the top of her lungs when the gravity force made them go down the hill, the other fillies where screaming as well as the velocity took it's told and Sweetie threw up somewhere. A little bit of that splashes on Applebloom's face making her feel dizzy with a feeling of nausea and her face turns green but at the last moment, she decides to drink it whole with all her regrets.

Applebloom screams, "Girls! We are not gonna make it!"

Scootaloo looks back and scream, "We are! Don't worry!"

Just when Scootaloo said that SMASH

Right into the wall they crash, leaving behind a mess of biblical proportions.

Applebloom gets out of the debris and realize she is...

"I'm f..."

Applejack is peacefully sleeping and the destruction noise wakes her up.

"What in Tarnation?"

She looks around and when she visualizes the smoke coming out of the house she feels her face go red and screams, "What the f..."

Applebloom begins to hyperventilate, "Oh My God OMG OMG OMG OMG..." She says that a couple more times until Scootaloo grabs her by the shoulders and smacks her face with her hooves.

"Calm down Applebloom! We are not getting anything accomplished if we get on our nerves!"

Applebloom looks at Scootaloo in the eye and gulps with her eyes big as plates, "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! Applejack is gonna find out and if she finds out..."

Blurry memories of a crying Applebloom appears on her mind as her face goes whiter by the second.

Scootaloo smacks her one more time, "You gotta calm down NOW Applebloom! Inhale and exhale, inhale and exhale!"

Applebloom complies and does as she is instructed. But there, right in the front of her, the entrance to the room, right there, the devil incarnate, her green eyes shine in the darkness of the room. Applejack is here bois.

Applebloom turns white and her heart starts racing at 1000 per second, almost instinctively, she gets out as soon as possible of the debris and jumps right out of the hole made on the house.

Scootaloo is confused until she turns around and sees. She gulps and follows Applebloom's steps throwing herself out the window.

Sweetie, the one that was dizzy on the floor until now, looks up and her eyes shrink, "Oh, F..."

At full velocity, Applebloom is ahead being follow by Scootaloo, heavily breathing from all the air their lungs are consuming to perform this action.

Finally, at some distance Scootaloo gets tired but she looks at Applebloom who keeps going and doesn't give any sign of ever stopping down.

"Applebloom! Slow down! I think we lost her!"

Applebloom keeps running, "NO! That's what she wants you to think! Keep running!!!"

Scootaloo presses, "But Applebloom! We are near the Everfree!"

Applebloom screams. "I don't care! I'll take my chances in there!"

Scootaloo stops and cries, "FIne! Do what you want, I'll stay here and rest. That nutjob, she doesn't know where are we."

"So you think."

Scootaloo goes pale.

Applebloom reaches her limit but she keeps trotting, getting away as far as possible, "No way in hell I'm going through that again!"

There, in the dark of the forest, between heavy breaths, Applebloom sits just for a moment, "Why did I do that?! I'm stupid, stupid, STUPID! Now, what? I can't go back yet, not until things calm down and my sis gets it on." She thinks for a moment but her thoughts are broken loose when she feels a presence behind her.

"Applebloom, Applebloom, Applebloom. You didn't think you would get away from your loving sister, did you?"

Applebloom goes pale and turns around with the heart on her throat, "No, sis, I was just... Exercising, yes! Exercising, because... You know... I gotta keep fit to endure on the farm. Don't cha?"

Applejack hugs Applebloom, but to add to the atmosphere, her hug is cold and only her chest can be seen cuddling Applebloom in a passive-agressive mode, "Oh, Applebloom. Don't you lie to me, little trouble maker."

Applebloom gulps because her words sound like honey but they taste so bitter, "Really, sis! I was just exercising, honest!"

Applejack shrugs, "You do know, I'm the element of honesty, don't you?"

Applebloom feels something crack inside of her, "Yeah, sis! Why would I lie to you?"

"I believe you."

Applebloom gets nervous, Applejack giving in? No way.

"But my little friend doesn't."

Applebloom goes pale once again, her heart races once more, her pupils shrink, she begins to hyperventilate, her throat dries, she can't make any more words.

"And my little friend says..."

Applebloom manages to make a single squeak.

"Fuck You."