Prologue
The Paradox Anomaly
There once was a boy named Syghlus and he is a Dracovian; half elf, half dragon. When he was young his parents were slaughtered and was enslaved, forced to fight in the arena as a Gladiator. Every day was the same thing over and over: fighting, killing, and destroying. He butchered everything in his path for the enjoyment and entertainment of aristocratic, sociopathic, impudent humans.
One day his master brought home a girl, whose name was Yuna. This girl was special; she was the daughter of a nine-tailed fox and the Cheshire cat. He was not supposed to know her, but that didn’t stop the two from eventually meeting and having conversations on an irregular basis.
Some time passed and the boy and girl grew to be friends, their master started to get suspicious of them and decided to take action.
The master was a cruel, sadistic man with a history rivaling the Kardashians’ sad lives. He savagely beat the boy and raped the girl in front of him- and after he scheduled them to fight each other in the arena. However, this was not taken with obedience.
The boy was furious, so much so he knew something had to be done, he couldn’t- no, he wouldn’t hurt her, he already blamed himself for the rape, he didn’t want to add another shitty event to that list. So he proceeded to take his chains and wrap them around his master’s fat, pudgy neck and decapitated him; rampaging and killing every human he came across until he dropped from exhaustion.
I was that boy, I am Syghlus. Several centuries later, Yuna and I discover three new friends; Jraikvon, the son of a kaiju and a dwarf, Lucas, a fallen angel, and Dexter, an archangel. For several years we went on adventures throughout distant worlds and even other realities.
“Yuna, we have reports of magical energy in the Titan district,” I say walking into the living room, towards the front door on edge and anticipating a fight. “Let's go check it out.”
“Oh, come on Sygh, do we really have to go?” Yuna responds from the kitchen where she sits munching on skittle flavored catnip.
“Yes, Yuna, we do.” I breath out an exasperated breath, biting my lip to hold back a smirk. “Now get moving.”
“But it’s so early!” Yuna whines. “So? You must know by now, there's no rest for the wicked.” I quip. “Don't use human expressions with me, Sygh.” Yuna responds, with slight annoyance.
“Sorry I couldn't think of a better phrase.” I say, “Now let's go, I want to get there before something bad happens.” “Okay, I'm coming.” Yuna replies.
“I think you should bring your razor wire, just in case.” I advise Yuna, grabbing my meat hooks. “Don't worry never leave home without it.” Yuna yells while grabbing a pair of clawed gloves with a spindle of thin metal wire attached to each one. “Oh really last time you left it on the couch,” I say, in a matter of fact tone. “before that the kitchen table, and before that your bedroom floor.” “Okay, okay I get it.” Yuna exhales, with a slight blush “Stop pestering me!” “Says the one who's always trying to get me to go out on a date or find a girlfriend.” I counter, "I mean seriously, Yuna, it isn't your business if I'm single or not. Now, let's go!”
“Hey are we teleporting or flying?” Yuna asks. “The first one.” I answer. “Thank the gods, I've been having trouble with my magic lately.” Yuna states, “I’m ready, let's go.” “Finally!” I exclaim. *snap*
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“Oh shit,” I yell, “incoming fireball.” “All shall fall to their knees before my power!” Someone yells. “Well if it isn't Trystyn Draco,” I sarcastically remark, “former king of Chaon. I was not expecting you to be here.”
“Hey Yuna, look at who we have here.” I pronounce. “I thought we killed him?” Yuna questions. “I did too.” I state flatly. “So what do we do now?” Yuna asks. “Finish the job.” I say excitedly.
“Ok, but last time we had a hard enough time killing him when we had divine power” Yuna points out. “and last time I checked we don't have divine power any more.” “Well it’s not my fault Yuna,” I catcall, “you were the one who sold our divinity for skittle flavored catnip.” “Ok the past is the past quit bringing it up.” Yuna squeals, embarrassed. “You were the one that brought it up.” I flatly point out. “Can you two stop bickering,” Trystyn interjects,“I want to start monologuing.”
“Why is it the villains always have to monologue!” I exclaim. “Well isn't that what being a villain is all about?” Trystyn states, questioningly. “Oh shut up!” I yell. “Why don't you.” Trystyn counters, rather childishly. “Oh real mature.” I reply. “You started it!” Trystyn returns. “Grow up!” I demand. “That's it, I'm going to kill you!” Trystyn howls. “Bring it on you overbearing bitch.” I state, confidently.
“Yuna get ready to merge.” I instruct. “But last time we tried that we decimated an entire galaxy with the initial energy release.” Yuna pronounces. “I don't care.” I shout. “If we don’t. HE WILL KILL US.” “Fine, but if we destroy this galaxy it is your fault.” Yuna pouts. “Got it, now hurry up.” I retort.
“What is that?!” Yuna exclaims. “Well it’s called a Paradox Anomaly.” I inform her. “Regular speak Sygh.” Yuna states. “You forget, I don’t have an IQ of 1,000 like you.” “It’s a hole in existence and nonexistence that precedes something that shouldn’t happen but does.” I flatly state. “Ok that is still too much” Yuna responds. “but I get the gist.”
“Hey guys we saw that their was an unusual amount of magical energy here,” Jraikvon says after teleporting in with Lucus and Dexter. “but it looks like you're already handling it.” “Long time no see.” Lucus states. “Hey is that a Paradox Anomaly?” Dexter asks.
*BOOM* “The Paradox Anomaly sucks everyone in and collapses.”
"What happened Sygh" everyone asks me in unison. "We entered a multiversal story line parallel to ours." I answer. "Who the buck are you" asks a confused lavender alicorn with a purple dragon on her back and five other multicolored ponies who teleport near us in attack formation. "We come in peace." I say in an alien tone. "Oh shut up Sygh!" Yuna says as she punches the back of my head. "Ow," I shout and then kneel down in the back ground sulking. "that hurt Yuna!" "Sorry about him he gets carried away for someone with an IQ of 1,000" says Yuna. "The one pouting is Sygh, the one with black bat wings is Lucus, the one with white bird wings is Dexter, and the who is laughing at Sygh, is Jraikvon. As for my self, I am Yuna" Yuna explains. "Who are you?" Jraikvon asks. "I am Twilight, and these are my friends Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Spike." Answers Twilight, pointing to each of her friends. "Who is he?" asks Rainbow dash asks.
"Shit, I forgot about him!" Yuna exclaims. "That is Trystyn Draco the evil god of arder from our universe that i thought we killed 20 years ago." says Dexter. "We were going to merge before we were interupted." I say. "Right, let's do a Pentafusion." suggests Yuna. "Let's do it" Dexter, Lucus, Jraikvon, and I agree in unison. *An explosion of pure light envelopes every thing within kilometers and as it recedes a shadow of one stands were five should be. But Trystyn escaped when the light blinded everyone* "Damn it, he got away" The fusion says.
"Who are you?" Asks Spike. "The collective essence of all five of them put into one physical form." says Pinkie Pie. Yes. "How did she know that?" The fusion asks. "Don't try to understand darling, she just does this sort of thing every now and then." Rarity answers. "So who do we call you now?" Fluttershy asks. "We just use the name and conscience of the host body, in this case it's Sygh" I answer.
