Venturian pony tails

This was not the day he had planned, thought Johnny ghost, as he lie unconscious. He had been visiting the famous investigator dipper, who was a different version of the dipper who fought against a certain triangle demon, to help fix the odd things happening to him, when he found out he had an "other" in his dreamscape. He knew things would go downhill from there, at first dipper used the machine to get him to go to sleep, but that only made an evil dipper (Whom Johnny learned of the "others" from), then Johnny activated it himself and the machine overloaded, and made Johnny and dipper go unconscious. But it did MUCH more then that, while they were unconscious they didn't realize that another body was forming, and then a flash as Johnny and the new body disappeared. Into another world, and taking many people with them.

This was not the day they had planned, thought papa acachalla, as he felt himself awakening. Indeed, the acachalla family was generally a family of rednecks and outlaws, with odd powers and abilities no one could explain. The "main" acachalla family was composed of papa acachalla, Gertrude, Billy, Sally, Sue the sucky police officer, and freddy the dinosaur. Each of them insane in their own right, with papa acachalla and Gertrude being the closest to sane, Billy and Sally had the personalities of children. With Sally being obsessed with each acting her own weight with waffles while Billy was just like a normal child, though he was competent enough to be a medic. after getting up papa acachalla noticed three things wrong, number one was that he could not stand up properly, number two was that he could only see odd stumps when he looked down instead of hands, number three was that he saw everything looked bright, colorful, almost cartoonish. He looked into a river and saw what was wrong,"Oh mah good golly gumdrops.....IM A FRICKIN UNICORN!" He saw it plainly, the horse like hooves, the odd ears and neck, the tail, and the odd come shape portruding from his head. He turned around and looked at his family, they were all odd horse like creatures too, he recognized Gertrude as a Pegasus, Billy as a normal horse creature(he also could tell they were all odd caricatures of real equines and mythical creatures) and Sally as another unicorn. they all started awakening a moment afterwards "ugh....my poor head....h-honey?i-is that you?W-What happened!?!?" Gertrude looked at him with a mixture of fear, confusion, and amazement. Sally and Billy looked the same way "I'm beginnin' ta wonder the same thing, I SHOULD NOT BE A FRICKIN UNICRON!" He explained to them what they all were, since they hadn't noticed anything on them, and saw a twinge of disappointment on Billy's face when he told him that he was just a normal horse-pony-abomination-thing. And realized Sally was now staring up at him " Papa, I'm weawwy hungwy, can we get some waffles now?". He did his hardest to make a face palm with his newfound hoof, and looked down at her with an annoyed expression "Sally...we are in an unknown dimension......we are now HORSES....THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR WAFFLES!!!". He could see the anger in her eyes, and he could also see an odd purple light around her new horn, this was the thing he saw before feeling himself get knocked into a mountain. "B-but...I....want...WAFFFFLLLLES!". A blast came from Sally's horn and right into papa acachalla, and a few moments later he could feel himself falling unconscious

"HEHE.....HE...HAHAHA!This day is BETTER THAN EXPECTED!im freeeee to be meee!no more annoying toasts and ghosts, from now on only SECRETS....and STAB,STAB,STABBITY STABBITY STAAAAB!" A voice screeched these words as their owner awaken, a dark blue unicorn stallion, with an odd brown mane and bloodshot red eyes, for a cutie mark he had only a casket with blood covering it, and a never ending grin "buuuuut.....it may take more than just STAB STAB STAB to keep what I have going for me NOOOOOW......hehehehehe, I think it's time I do something fun!new!and interesting!PLANNING!" The stallion got up, with his grin the same, and began walking away, towards a mountain nearby, which held a large colorful city on it. Millions of plans in store.