Hodor In Equestria

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Crossover, Human, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Sex, Comedy
Length: 1015

Hodor wakes up to find himself in a magical land of sapient pastel horses. Follow Hodor on his epic quest to avoid the sexual advances of a pink pony with a human fetish.

Hodor wakes up to find himself in a magical land of sapient pastel horses.

Follow Hodor on his epic quest to avoid the sexual advances of a pink pony with a human fetish.

Published 2016-04-04 15:30:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-04 15:30:01 UTC

Hodor

Hodor

Late at night, the towering, giant of a man known as Hodor lay fast asleep on a pile of hay in the middle of a stable. He wore shaggy, dirty clothing, he had messy, curly grey hair, his shoulders were broad and his face was an unshaven mess.

Suddenly, he disappeared in a blinding flash of light for no apparent reason at all. Nearby horses bellowed in fear, kicking their legs wildly into the air.

Hodor opened his eyes to find himself lying on a pile of rotting leaves, in the middle of a dark, dense forest. The sun’s rays shone through a few small gaps in the leaves and the singing of birds could be heard. The forest floor was overgrown with moss and weeds, and there were dozens of bushes conveniently everywhere within this area of the forest.

"Hodor?" said Hodor in confusion.

Hodor stood up to get a better look of his surroundings, he saw nothing further just more trees and bushes. Hodor scratched the back of his neck, wondering just how he got here.

Not willing to just stand around and wait for death Hodor went on his way through the forest. Hodor’s trip was uneventful, nothing really happened other than Hodor walking in one direction in the hopes of finding civilization.

Luckily, Hodor came into a clearing whereupon he was greeted with the sight of thatched houses.

"Hodor!" Hodor shouted, clapping his hands in joy.

Suddenly, a pink blur came speeding toward him. Said blur came to a stop right before him to reveal... a small pink pony with huge blue eyes.

"Hi, I’m Pinkie Pie! What’s your name handsome human?" she said sexfully, batting her eyelashes sexfully at him.

Hodor took awhile to answer, looking for a human. Unfortunately, there appeared not to be a single human in sight, just more ponies, like the one before him.

"Hodor." said Hodor, whilst looking at the pony with a most bewildered look on his face.

"Hodor?" she said in a confused tone, tilting her head to the side, before bringing a hoof over her muzzle. "Hehehe! That’s a funny name."

"Hodor!" shouted Hodor angrily, crossing his arms whilst looking at her with a harsh glare upon his face.

Suddenly, the pink mare turned around and leaned forward to raise her massive pink bubble butt before him.

"Give it to me Hodor!" she shouted sexfully.

"Hodor!" Hodor said angrily, giving her ass a death glare.

"What do you mean you don’t want to have sex with me?! You’re a human in Equestria, thus you cum inside ponies! That’s how it goes!" she shouted, somehow understanding him while she waved her huge butt at him, causing her fat, plump cheeks to slap against one another with a delightful sound of flesh slapping against flesh.

"Rrrrrrr!" growled a voice from behind Hodor.

Hodor turned around to see a headless man, who wore a grey fancy grey suit with a tie, grey fancy pants, and black leather shoes.

"Spiro Agnew! Hodor won’t cum inside me!" she shouted, pointing a hoof at Hodor.

"Rrrrrrr!" roared Agnew.

"Hodor!" shouted Hodor!"

"Rrrrrrr!" growled Agnew.

"Hodor!" yelled Hodor.

"NGAAAAAAAGHHHGHHH! AARAAARRAHHH!" Agnew roared with his hands in the air.

"Hodor Hodor Hodor!" Hodor shouted, stomping his feet.

"Rrrrrrr!" growled Agnew, crossing his arms.

"Hodor!" shouted Hodor, giving him an angry glare.

Agnew gave one last growl, before turning around to walk away.

"Hodor," said Hodor in a relieved tone.

"Hodor?" Pinkie Pie said softly, looking up at him with pleading doggy eyes.

"Hodor!" Shouted Hodor, raising his arms to point to a building that looked like it was made of gingerbread.

"Hodor," she said in low sad voice, lowering her head to look upon the ground.

With that Pinkie Pie slowly walked away, sad and rejected.

A thoughtful look crossed Hodor’s face, before he reached his right hand toward Pinkie Pie and shout. "Hodor!"

Slowly Pinkie Pie turned her head to speak in a low voice. "Hodor?" a look of hope filling her eyes.

"Hodor!" Said Hodor sexfully, pullng down his pants to reveal his massive penis. His penis was long and thick and much bigger than Big Macintosh’s penis.

"Hodor!" Hodor shouted, charging toward her, his massive penis swinging from side to side as he did so.

Pinkie Pie moaned aloud from the wonderful feeling of being cock slapped by Hodor’s mighty penis.

Hodor now hated humanity. None of the hoes in Winterfell slept with Hodor. Everyone in Westeros were evil bastards too. Hodor now hated his old world and loved this new one with sexy alien ponies.

"Hodor!" Hodor shouted.

Pinkie Pie turned around to present her big fat backside to the human. Hodor smiled at the sight before him, before he proceeded to bend his knees and align his massive penis with her bootyhole beneath her tail.

"Hodor!" Hodor roared mightily, roughly shoving his massive penis into her bootypipe.

Pinkie Pie moaned aloud, taking Hodor’s huge cock like a champ and not a pussy. Inch by inch, Pinkie Pie took Hodor’s mighty Ho Banger.

Hodor and Pinkie uttered a satisfied sigh each with Hodor’s penis came to rest in her asshole’s deepest barrier.

"Oh Hodor!" she shouted in bliss.

"Hodor!" grunted Hodor, slapping his heavy balls against her pony butt.

With that Hodor slammed his penis back and forth upon the mare before him, hitting her cheeks with a hard slap of massive balls each time he humped into her.

"I love you Hodor!"

"Hodor!" shouted Hodor.

Pinkie Pie’s tongue lolled out from her mouth, loving the feeling of the human making sweet buttsex to her butt.

With one last hard thrust, Hodor roared ‘Hodor!’ before blasting her inside with buckets full of cum from his mighty penis.

The mass of cum became too much, thus white human spunk blasted out from her anus, coating Hodor’s body in a mix of both his and her cum.

"Hodor," said Hodor in relaxed tone, basking in the afterglow.

"Hodor." she said looking back at him with her eyes filled with love.

End

Author's Note

Hodor.