So this is the human world?

by DylanZBass

Rating: teen
Tags: Sunset Shimmer, Alternate Universe, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Original Character, Comedy, Fluttershy, Equestria Girls
Length: 3975

Twilight and Fluttershy take the created kids to the human world. Hilariousness follows.

Twilight and Fluttershy decide to take the kids that were created via animation spell thru the mirror to the human world. They learn a lot of....intresting things, too say the least, and many hilarious moments follow. Co-athured by the Dimensional Librarian

This is a side fic, so don't take it too seriously.

Published 2016-03-23 02:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-31 15:08:21 UTC

Huh, intresting.

"So, are you guys ready?" Twilight asked. She, Fluttershy and the kids that had been created via animation spell were going to the human world.

"Yes!" they cried. The kids had gotten pretty exited when Twilight had first ventured into this world, and they had wanted to check it out. Twilight had gone over it with Celestia, and had gotten an ok from her. She had talked it over with Sunset Shimmer and the rest of her other friends, and they were going to be at the other side to help the kids learn about this world. Of course, telling them that the kids were originally various household items was kind of awkward.

What does that mean? Sunset Shimmer had asked.

I had found a spell created by Starswirl the Bearded, and that spell has created our current wonderful kids, Twilight had said.

Our? There are other parents of these kids? Sunset Shimmer asked.

Yes. Besides from Fluttershy and my kids, there is Applejack and Rarity's kid, and Vinyl Scratch and Octavia's kid, Twilight said.

You have more then one kid with Fluttershy? Sunset Shimmer asked.

Yeah, there's two kids. The first one, Candy Burn, was the one that convinced us to get married, Twilight said.

You got married to Fluttershy? Sunset Shimmer said. Twilight had guessed that she probably gasped, too.

Yeah. I hope you guys don't mind, but I'm also bringing Fluttershy. Twilight said.

Ok. Try not to kiss to much, my Fluttershy will be pretty embarrassed, Sunset Shimmer said.

I find it strange that you would say that, Twilight said.

Yeah, sorry. Plus, it'll weird out the others, Sunset Shimmer said.

Ok, good point, Twilight said.

"What's this place like?" Candy Burn asked.

"Different from here. Let's go!" Twilight said as she hearded the kids thru the mirror.

The kids were unconcius by the time she and Fluttershy had gotten to the other side. Of course, the girls from this world were staring at them. Fluttershy (the equine) gasped at her new physical appearance, and hid behind Twilight, and somehow, no one saw her. Candy Burn was wearing a white tank top and blue sweats, Fioralba was wearing a pink shirt and a green skirt, and Taissy was wearing thick looking, slightly torn and battered forest camouflage clothes.

"Het Twilight!" Sunset Shimmer said. "Wow, you weren't kidding when you said that they where going to look strange!" Unfortunately, Candy Burn had just woken up.

"Hey! I don't look that stra- oh, wow, never mind. I do look weird," Candy Burn said, examining her new body.

"Oh, you're awake!" Sunset Shimmer stuck her hand out. "Hi! I'm Sunset Shimmer!" Candy Burn stared at Sunset Shimmers hand, and then glanced at her own hand. She stuck it out too.

"Hi! I'm Candy Burn!" she said. Pinkie gasped.

"You burn candy?!?!" she cried. Candy Burn shook her head.

"No, that's my name! And what I originally was, basically." Pinkie gasped again.

"You were a piece of burning candy?!" Pinkie exclaimed. Candy Burn shock her head again.

"No, I was originally a piece of candy corn," Candy Burn said. Rarity cleared her throat.

"Um, what do you mean by created?" she asked.

"Me and everyone else here was created by a spell that Twilight found. Me and Taissy, she's the silver one, were created by Twilight and Fluttershy. Taissy was made a few days before their wedding," Candy Burn explained. Everyone gasped and looked at Twilight, and noticed the equine Fluttershy for the first time. The equine Fluttershy tried to shrink away, but Twilight pulled her back.

"You're married?" the human Fluttershy asked.

"Yep! Don't worry, this doesn't effect our friendship," Twilight said. Meanwhile, Sunset Shimmer was talking with Candy Burn.

"Twilight has told me about you! You seem like an intresting mare," Sunset Shimmer said.

"So, what are these squishy things on my chest?" Candy Burn asked, giving her breasts a squeeze.

"Please don't do that," Sunset Shimmer said, blushing. "Those are your breasts. So, we should probably wake the others up." Candy Burn started shaking Taissy, who then started moving. A couple of seconds later, she opened her eyes and sat up.

"Hey Taissy!" Candy Burn said. Taissy squinted.

"Candy?" she asked before looking them both up and down. "This sure is strange." Candy Burn nodded.

"Who are you?" Taissy asked Sunset Shimmer.

"I'll explain when everyone is awake," Sunset Shimmer said as she started shaking Fioralba.

"Oh, Taissy! Come over here!" Twilight called from the group. Taissy got up and walked towards them.

"This is Taissy! She's our second daughter," Twilight said.

"Hey! Like Mom just said, I'm Taissy. I was a WMD before and as a conscientious warning, mostly for Pinkie, I have a force field," Taissy said.

"Why is that mostly for me?" Pinkie asked, tilting her head.

"Pony you often tries to hug me, but she comes at me with so much force and suddenness my shield deflects her. I've asked her to stop but, she's determined to get past it without going slow," Taissy explained to the pink haired party girl "No offense."

"It's good," Pinkie said.

"So, are all these your kids?" Sunset Shimmer asked, after finally managing to wake Fioralba. Twilight laughed.

"Oh no. Fioralba -the one who just woke up- is Rarity and Applejack's daughter, and Kalvissimo -he's not here- is Vinyl Scratch and Octavia's son," Twilight said. Rarity and Applejack gasped.

"Me and Applejack have a kid?" Rarity asked, looking at Fioralba.

"Hey Fioralba!" Applejack called. Fioralba looked up and said "Yeah?"

"Me an' Rarity, are we good parents int Equestria?" Applejack asked.

"No," Fioralba said, frowning. She then broke into a grin. "You're great parents! Don't worry, you kind of balance each other out." Rarity sighed in relief.

"Well, that's good," she said. Sunset looked at Taissy.

"So, are you able record stuff?" she asked. Taissy nodded.

"Everything I see gets recorded. Why?" Taissy asked while raising an eyebrow and crossing her arms. Sunset shrugged.

"You wanted to see the wedding, didn't you?" Taissy asked.

"A little bit," Sunset said.

"Alright, I'll see if I can project it," Taissy then stepped around the statue and stared at the flat surface her face showing calm determination. After a short moment she turned to look at the others and stated "I'm going to need to get one of the Drones. Do you mind if I go and tell Three to come over, Mom?"

"Sure," Twilight said. Taissy went thru the portal.

"Who are the Drones?" Sunset asked.

"They are these ancient magical constructs from a war between Alicorns and Dragons. They've taken Taissy as their commander and went and forgot everything about the war so it makes trying to learn anything about that time from them really difficult," Twilight explains.

"Hm. Interesting," Sunset said.

Author's Note

Yes, Twilight and Sunset Shimmer were talking via book. Also, Taissy and Kalvissimo are not my OC's. They are the Dimensional Librarian's OC's. Go check him out, he's cool.

Begging of lessons

Everyone was still gathered around the statue in front of Canterlot High as they waited for Taissy to return when they heard the sound of someone falling down right at the portal. They all quickly turned and saw what appeared to be Taissy but wearing desert camo instead of forest.

"What happened to her clothes?" Rarity asked, slightly horrified at all the different yellows.

"I don't even see the point in a camo of that color," Applejack said. "It completely throws out the idea of hiding." Before any more could be said Taissy came back through and huffed.

"Sorry the others were giving me issues," She then looked down at what most would assume to be her twin. "Did Three short out?"

"Well, they are all magical constructs, and with less magic here it's likely." Twilight says with a shrug. Taissy then sighs and stepped over to Three before swiftly kicking her side with her boot and shouting "COMMANDER ON DECK!! GET YOUR LAZY REAR UP AND AT'EM!!!!" As soon as the words left her mouth Three shot to her feet and stood at attention. Pinkie zoomed in and stood next to her. Everyone could then see how much taller Three was to the rest of them standing at almost seven feet tall.

"Ma'am yes Ma'am!" Three bellowed out in a voice identical to Taissy's drawing everyone's eyes to her flawless face.

"Dang..... You weren't lieing when you said that they were identical" Rainbow Dash says with a chuckle. "Well, besides the fact that one is taller and has much larger boobs." Rarity swiftly slapped the back of Rainbow's head. "OW! What was that for?"

"You don't just go around making comments about the size of a lady," the fashionista scoffs.

"Commander, what are your orders?" Three asked.

"Can you project my mom's wedding?" Taissy asked.

"Of course!" Three said. She turned around and walked to the same side of the statue that Taissy was going to use and a light came from her eye, signaling that she was projecting the video. The others crowded around her to see the video.

"That was beautiful!" Rarity sobbed. She dabbed her eyes with a handkerchief. "You both looked so beautiful!" Ponyshy blushed as she said "Thank you."

"I've always wondered what you looked like as ponies," Sci-Twi said as she rubbed her chin in thought. "It was kind of easy to tell who was who, except for the girl that officiated your wedding. Who was that?"

"That was Mayor Mare," Princess Twilight. "So far, I haven't met her human counterpart. Anyway, what do you guys want to teach the kids first?"

"Just so we can get the awkwardness over with, I say sex," Rarity said.

"I agree," Humanshy said.

"What's that?" Candy Burn asked.

"That proves my point," Rarity said. "Their very above average attractive girls, and if theres one thing that makes the boys at this school go crazy, that is it."

"That and the size of Three's boobs," Rainbow Dash commented. Rarity glared at her.

"Anyway, I'm assuming that you two are busy with a honeymoon or something," Rarity said glancing between Ponyshy and Princess Twilight.

"Talk about sex all you want," Taissy said. "I already know more then you think."

"First of all, human sex is probably quite different then pony sex," Rarity said. "Second of all, how?" Taissy shrugged.

"I was made by an interdemensional group of pervs," Taissy said. "Obviously, the people who designed me thought ahead and uploaded some....stuff to my AI." Rarity shuddered.

"Ew," she said.

"Eh, it's not that bad, most of the time," Taissy said.

"All images like that are bad," Rarity said.

"No, I meant avoiding the pictures," Taissy said. "The images and videos themselves are kinda graphic, but I can handle them."

"Well, that's good. Anyway, back to the point. Sexually, humans and ponies are quite different," Rarity said. "So, let's get this lesson over with."

The return of Flutterbat...and a surprising new discovery

Candy Burn stared straight ahead and blinked.

"Ookay. That was an interesting topic," she said slowly. She and the rest of the animated girls were in Pinkie's house, watching a video from the schools Sex-Ed class. Taissy shrugged.

"Well, I find it interesting. It actually is different from pony sex. Not how it works, but other then that, different," she said.

"Ok, I have to take your word on that," Candy Burn said.

"Why take our word for it when we can find you a guy?" Three commented, causing Candy Burn to blush and ignore the comment.

"I honestly wonder if either of these work with us," Fioralba commented. "After all, we were created with a spell." It was Taissy's turn to shrug.

"Hypothetically, the only way to find out would be to do it and see if we get pregnant," she said.

"But you won't. Not for a while," Princess Twilight said sternly, but with a grin.

"Probably," Taissy said.

"Taissy, do I really need to remind you that you're made of metal?" Princess Twilight asked. Taissy frowned.

"And?" she asked.

"No offense, but I'm assuming that it would really hurt the guy trying to have sex with you," Princess Twilight said.

"Well, depending on how hard the man is, the more it would hurt. Unless Taissy's inside metal is softer then her outside metal," Sci-Twi said. Everyone else started blushing, with Taissy blushing the hardest.

"Yeah, only my skeleton and right arm are made of metal," she said awkwardly.

"Really?" Sci-Twi asked. "Interesting."

"Eh, it makes sense," Princess Twilight said.

"So are there any moon cycles that can help get the woman pregnant?" Fioralba asked. Sci-Twi shrugged.

"I don't think so. However, there is a full moon tonight," she said. Ponyshy meeped and shared a look with Three.

"That's tonight?" she asked, sounding slightly alarmed.

"Yes, that's tonight. Why?" Sci-Twi asked.

"I believe Fluttershy is paranoid about the moon and what it can do to both people and animals," Three said.

"Really?" Princess Twilight asked. "Is that why you're never in bed on those nights?" Ponyshy blushed.

"Yes. I didn't want to wake you up or worry you though!" she said.

"Somehow, you just got cuter," Princess Twilight said, causing Ponyshy's blush to deepen.

"So, am I going to get an answer?" Candy Burn asked.

"Oh, right," Princess Twilight said, having forgotten about Candy Burn's question. "A while ago at Sweet Apple Acres- and this is the Equestrian one- Applejack was having a problem with vampire fruit bats, so she got me and rest of the girls to help out. Conveniently, Fluttershy has this stare that can freeze animals. Applejack convinced Fluttershy to use it on the bats while I casted a spell on them to make them stop eating apples. The bad thing is I somehow transferred vampire fruit bat DNA to Fluttershy, which caused her to transform into some kind of vampire pony. Even though vampire fruit bats prefer apples, they will attack ponies, but that's really rare. Fortunetly, Applejack had this unnaturally big apple that was able to attract Flutterbat- that's what we called her in that form- and I managed to remove the vampire fruit bat DNA from her." Candy Burn scratched her chin.

"That is pretty cool," she said. "One of my mom's used to be a vampire!" Ponyshy blushed.

"Really? Interesting. If only I could get some DNA samples of this Flutterbat form," Sci-Twi said. "Who knows how much good that could do!"

"Yeah, I don't think it'll do any good," Princess Twilight said. "It was kind of violent."

That night after everyone had gone to bed (including a sugar crashed Pinkie), Candy Burn got out of bed.

Why can't I sleep? she thought. Maybe some food will help. She walked down the stairs and opened the fridge.

"Wow, that's a lot of whipped cream," she muttered.

"Candy Burn?" she heard someone say. She spun around to find Fluttershy.

"Oh, hey Mom," she said.

"Let me guess, you can't sleep, right?" Fluttershy asked. Candy Burn nodded.

"I think I'm still adjusting to this world," she said.

"You could say that," Fluttershy said.

"What do you mean by that?" Candy Burn asked, tilting her head.

"You mean you don't remember?" Fluttershy asked.

"Remember what?" Candy Burn asked. Fluttershy was silent for a few seconds.

"I'm still a vampire," she finally said.

"What?" Candy Burn asked, surprised. "I thought that that form was banished?

"Temporarily," Fluttershy said. "And I passed it on to you."

"I'm a vampire?" Candy Burn asked. "Awesome!"

"It's not as awesome as it sounds," Fluttershy said.

"Can you control it?" Candy Burn asked.

"Kind of. After a while you start to keep your personality, unless the moon is special," Fluttershy said. Suddenly she started twitching. A few seconds later, so did Candy Burn.

"Get outside!" Fluttershy hissed. "It's finally happening!"

"Ow, my head," Candy Burn groaned. "What happened?" she opened her eyes to see Three. She looked around to see that she was in her room with Ponyshy.

"Do you remember anything from last nights transformation?" she asked.

"What transformation?" Candy Burn asked. And then she remembered. Brief flashes of memory flowed thru her head as she remembered attacking apple trees as she and Flutterbat sucked apples dry.

"Nevermind, I remember," she said. "Did we hurt anyone?" Fluttershy shook her head.

"No, Three was there to make sure we didn't," she said. Candy Burn turned to Three.

"Thank you Three," she said. Three shrugged.

"It is my duty to make sure no one gets hurt," she said.

Author's Note

I am going to ask my animator to draw Candy Burn as Candy Bat (yes, that is what I am calling her bat pony form), so expect a blog post relatively soon with the picture.

The discovery of Candy Bat

"So, what happens now?" Candy Burn asked. Fluttershy shrugged.

"I'm not sure," she said. "I would take back to Equestria, but it might seem suspicious."

"I say we just act natural," Candy Burn said. "I know that you're a master of it, since no one has figured out Flutterbat is still around."

Later, after everyone had eaten breakfast and gotten back into day clothes, someone started to knock.

"I wonder who that could be?" Pinkie wondered aloud. Fluttershy and Candy Burn glanced at each other.

"Oh! Hey Applejack!" Pinkie exclaimed from the door.

"Howdy Pinkie," Applejack's voice replied. "Ah was wondering if you and the others could help me with something."

"Sure! Come on in so you can tell everyone everything!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Let me get this straight: your apples have been sucked dry?" Twilight asked, causing Pinkie to giggle. Applejack glared at Pinkie.

"You know that's not what she meant. Anyway, yes, they have been sucked dry. Not all of them, maybe about an eighth or so of the apples, but yeah, they've been sucked dry," Applejack said. "So Ah need help from y'all."

Later at the farm, Twilight was looking at some of the apples. Everyone at Sugarcube Corner had went to the farm.

"If I didn't know better, I'd say that this was the work of Flutterbat," she said. "But we banished Flutterbat. Plus, how would that even work in this world?"

You'd be surprised, Candy Burn thought.

"Do you have vampire fruit bats in this world?" Twilight asked. Applejack shrugged.

"Ah'm pretty sure we bats of some kind, but not the specific species," she said.

"Well then, looks like we're going to have to try and trap them tonight," Twilight said. "If we find out the kind of bat, then maybe we can use some kind of repellent! Unless, somehow, Flutterbat is still around." Everyone glanced at Fluttershy, causing her to blush.

"I don't think one person, part bat or not, could suck an eighth of the apples, in one night," Candy Burn said. "Even if said person was always hungry." Twilight nodded.

"Good point," Twilight said. It would probably take at least 2 constantly hungry bat people.

"Wow, you're smart!" Pinkie exclaimed. Candy Burn lightly blushed.

"Well, I have a smart mom," she said. Twilight blushed.

"Thank you!" she said.

"I was actually talking about Fluttershy for that knowledge, but you're also really smart," Candy Burn said, making Fluttershy blush and squeak out a "Thank you!" "But that's besides the point." Twilight frowned.

"Oh, ok. But back to the point: we need to stay in Sweet Apple Acres tonight and find out what is happening to the apples," she said.

Twilight sighed and rubbed her arms and looked around.

I hope whatever is sucking the apples shows up soon, she thought. Why does it have to be so late, though? I could be cuddling with Fluttershy by now. The bushes started to rustle a bit more then they should have been, and Twilight aimed her flashlight at the bush, which shown off of some yellow and orange hair.

"Candy Burn, what are you doing here?" Twilight asked. After a few seconds, the hair disappeared.

"Candy Burn, I know you're in there," Twilight said. The bushes rustled some more, and then the hissing started.

"Candy Burn?" Twilight said as she stepped towards the bush. The hissing stopped, which was when Candy Burn emerged. With fangs. And red eyes. And looking rather bat like. Twilight yelped and stepped back.

"Candy Burn? What happened?" Twilight asked. Candy Burn hissed and lunged at her. Twilight dogged and started running towards the farm, which was where Applejack was.

If Candy Burn is able to turn into part bat, that must mean that Fluttershy is still able too to, Twilight thought as she ducked under a branch. Suddenly there was a flashlight beam in her eyes.

"Twi?" Applejack said. "Good, Ah found you. Ah heard you scream. What happened?" Twilight rushed behind Applejack and started dragging her back to the barn.

"As it turns out, Flutterbat is still around," Twilight said.

"You ran into Flutterbat?" Applejack asked. "Didn't you and the others reverse that?" Twilight shrugged.

"I thought so. And I didn't actually run into Flutterbat. It was technically Candy Burn," Twilight said. "Apperently, not only is Flutterbat still around, but it's genetic." Suddenly, Candy Burn appeared out of the trees and started running towards them, hissing. Applejack let out a small gasp.

"Wow, that's kinda freaky," she said. "No offense."

"Don't worry, I'm sure she won't mind," Twilight said. "How will we stop her? Without hurting her?" Suddenly Pinkie appeared in front of Candy Burn with a burst of confetti, stopping Candy Burn, who was obviously confused. After a few seconds of Pinkie's random talking, Candy Burn swiped at her. Pinkie gasped. Candy Burn lunged at her, and Pinkie disappeared and reappeared behind Candy Burn with a piece of cloth. Pinkie placed it around Candy Burn's mouth and nose. After a couple of seconds, Candy Burn stopped moving.

"Did Pinkie just kill her?" Twilight asked.

"Nope!" Pinkie exclaimed as she appeared in front of Twilight. "I didn't know that Candy Bat was a thing!"

"Neither did I," Twilight said. "But if Candy Burn is like this, then Fluttershy is transformed. We have to find her and stop her." Pinkie disappeared for a moment, and then reappeared with Flutterbat, who wasn't moving. Twilight yelped.

"How do you do that?" she asked. "You know what, never mind. The important thing is we have found the reason who has been sucking the apples and stopped them.

The next morning, Fluttershy and Candy Burn finally woke up. Tied to a bed.

"Hello?" Candy Burn called. The door opened to reveal Twilight's face, who sighed upon seeing them.

"Oh, good. You're no longer part bat," she said. Fluttershy and Candy Burn blushed.

"Oh, so you know that?" Fluttershy asked. Twilight nodded.

"I'm sorry had to find out this way," Candy Burn said. "I would have told you sooner, but I discovered that I could transform last night."

"Is Taissy able to transform?" Twilight asked. Fluttershy shook her head.

"I'm almost positive it only effects Pegasus," she said. "You aren't angry, are you?"

"No, I'm not angry," Twilight said. "But this was unexpected. If I had known about Flutterbat and Candy Bat, I wouldn't have agreed on this vacation during the full moon."

"We should probably go back to Equestria now, right?" Candy Burn asked. Twilight nodded.

"Sorry, but yeah, we are," she said. "We probably will come back, just not during the full moon."

"Ok, but I should probably apologize to Applejack before we go," Candy Burn said.

Later, after the Candy Burn apologized to Applejack for the apples, and everyone had said their goodbyes, they went thru the portal.

"That was nice," Floriba said. "I wonder what's going to happen next?"

Author's Note

Was this a good ending