Two ponies walked down the long hallway up to a door. One was a stallion with a white coat and lime green mane and tail. The other a mare with a light gray coat, a brown mane and tail with occasional streaks of light blue, a stripped yellow and white scarf, and a purple bow on the back of her head.
Alright Bing come this way. The mare said addressing the stallion by his name in a calm tone of voice. Follow me bing come this way, right here, in front of this eery looking metal door.
What the fuck have you been doing. Bing asked like a parent who just caught their child watching porn.
What are you talking about. The mare said in honest confusion.
Why does our basement look like a giant underground facility now. Bing asked in annoyance.
Huh Bing I've been conduction research without your knowledge in the basement of our house. She said like a college professor who just didn't want to come into work this morning. Um this is my most prized project, this is our MEME research facility, now I would love to show you what we have going on please-
Wowowowowowowowo, Wait a minute, wait a minute. bing interrupted. Your WHAT research laboratory.
My- My MEME research facility. The mare said in a bored tone. The M.R.F.
Bing just gave his roommate a blank stare and walked off.
The mare's response to this was a cute little high pitch goodbye. After a minute to get the whole situation around his head Bing walked back to the mare who was still standing in the same place as she was when Bing left.
huh well let's do this. Bing said in a deadpan tone.
Alright Bing, after you. The mare said politely.
Okay here I go. Bing said to himself.
The mare followed him in backwards all the way saying. Back it up, back it up, back it up, and I'm gonna close the door, just joking I'm opening it again, But now I'm gonna close it for real.
Bing only responded to the with a series of confused noises and a sigh. With the mare's nonsense over with, the two walked into a large room. upon seeing the room's contents, Bing reaction with a calm yet exaggerated. ooh...my fucking god.
Marvel at it Bing. The mare said in a proud tone. Look at it's glory.
Inside a glass case was a being that resembled a green swamp ogre, however there were very distinct deformities. It's legs looked far too small to support the creature's massive gut, It's arms were misshapen and looked like they had been bent out of place, it had a third ear growing out of the side of it's head. It turned to the ponies and put on a half grin half snarl rape-face.
Take a gander Bing, this is my most prized project. The mare said in a intelligent tone. I can assure you we did not create this, we merely captured it, It is uh the pinnacle of MEMEs. We've been conduction research.....on these so called MEMEs for the past decade, and if you follow me.
The mare leaded Bing over to the other side of the room where a group of scientists that looked exactly alike where jotting down notes and observing the MEME through on of the many glass windows.
This is my team of highly skilled scientists that I've gather from around the globe to help me study this anomaly. The mare said.
Bing just snickered and said. It's funny, from around the globe huh, it's kinda... kinda interesting how you found five guys from around the world that look identical to each other.
Their actually huh. The mare began before tripping over her words trying to explain why the scientists looked a like. I don't know, you got twins, triplets, I don't know.
Quintuplets. Bing answered for her.
Is that what you call five... The mare said in confusion.
Quintuplets. Bing said again.
Yeah their related I guess. The mare said in a bored tone. Very smart, very genius, with their help some day we may be able to understand these amazing creatures. Bing do you know how much time it took to capture this.
Way way too much. Bing said in a deadpan tone.
Do you know how much money I spent to conduct this vital research. The mare said in a annoyed tone.
Wwaaaaaaaay too much. Bing said in the same tone as before.
The mare now thoroughly pissed off turn to Bing and said. We have caught the pinnacle of science, and you treat it as if it's some sort of joke, Jooooke.
Bing now completely ignoring her said. We have to move now, we can't afford rent.
Bing trust me. The mare said in a calmer voice. So long as everything goes to plan, we'll be able to make more money than you can ever imagine.
Suddenly the lights went out. The sound of breaking glass and agonizing screams could be heard.
Why did the lights go out. The mare said in a confused stupor. Bing why are the lights out.
Why- why did you have to speak. Bing said in the same deadpan tone as earlier.
Why did the lights go out. The mare said no with a hint of caution.
Why did you have to speak. Bing said in the same tone as before.
When the lights turned back on it looked like a miniature tornado hit the place. The MEME was out of it's glass cage, the scientists where dead there was blood and guts on the wall, one of the scientists was hanging to the ceiling by a hook in his rib cage.
Oh hey look their all dead. The mare said in a calm tone.
Breezy, what just happened. Bing said in a worried tone.
The mare, now identified as Breezy calmly said. Well you see I think, I think the MEME just escaped the, the.
Wait a minute. Bing interrupted. Are you telling me the MEMEs are lose.
Breezy now realizing what was going on said in a dramatic voice. oh my god.
What the hell are we supposed to do now, hunt them down one by one and bring them back. Bing said now thoroughly panicked.
Bing, Bing, Bing I have some terrible news. Breezy said increasing Bing's panic.
Oh yeah. Bing said sarcastically.
You can't kill MEMEs. Breezy said in a worried tone. Their created, but they never die. This is a catastrophe, beyond anything that has been know to anyone ever.
Well then what the fuck do you suggest. Bing said in a sarcastic tone.
There's only one solution to a problem like this. Breezy said with determination.
What might that be. Bing said in a dramatic tone.
We're gonna have to go catch ourselves a MEME. Breezy in a calm tone.
Nnooohhh my god. Bing said in a monotone voice.
Get your saddlebags Bing, looks like we're going on a adventure. Breezy said with enthusiasm before licking Bing's face like a little dog, then walking away saying in a high pitch voice. Vamonos
last know location of the SHREK MEME>
Breezy waked through a cornfield followed by Bing who for some reason was wearing a wizard hat.
Follow closely Bing. Breezy whispered.
Alright I'm following. Bing said not giving the tiniest fuck.
Things can get pretty creepy out here. Breezy said.
eh True enough I suppose. Bing added. um why- why a cornfield.
They came onto a dirt road and stopped.
Alright. Breezy said. I think we've made good progr- wha-why are you wearing a wizard hat.
You told me to pack my bags. Bing said flatly.
I- I said pack your bags not wear a wizard hat. Breezy said in a annoyed tone.
Look I'm just trying to be prepared okay. Bing said trying to justify his decor.
Breezy just snickered and said. you're freaking adorable, alright let go you little big white ball of green barf fur n'fluff
Good one good one. Bing said sarcastically.
Before long the duo reached a abandoned farm house.
Breezy looked around the area and said. Looks like he been around these- ya this it's burning cows, it's a pile of burning cows, He's definitely been around here.
Wait. Bing asked. why is a pile of burning cows a sure sign that he's been here.
It's a sign of being in MEME territory. Breezy said ominously.
It looks like Nebraska. Bing said totally killing the mood.
Wha- well it's MEME territory. Breezy said still trying to be ominous. Do you know why there's a pile of burning animals.
uh no not at all wh-. Bing asked.
Cause these MEMEs never die, MEMES don't die Bing, do you know what they do, they life forever. Breezy said.
I don't understand how living forever means that a pile of burning cows means you've been through the area. Bing said trying to make sense of what his friend was saying.
It means they're looking for horses Bing. Breezy said grimly. pretty soon that won't be a pile of cows, they'll be beating dead horses.
Thank you ladies and gentlemen for coming out tonight we'l see you in the next chapter hehehehahahaHAHAHAHA.
