Deadpool has done it all: He's battled against and won some battles, survived those he lost, traveled through dimensions, and has saved Equestria. Unfortunately, this isn't about him. This is however, around-
HI MRAQUINO!!!
What the-!? How'd you get here!?
You door was unlocked, silly! Ooh! Is that me!? I'm looking really awesome! Dad would be proud! Ooh! Who's that? A fan!?
...Yeah... see folks, when Deadpool saved Equestria, Princess Luna got pregnant because of that and, we have her as the protagonist. Say hello to the readers, Neaera.
Hi Readers! Please, call me by my superhero name, "Lunacy"!
Uh... Neaera... why are you-?
See, I'm a hero in training, but I want to be the best superhero of all time! Sure my dad's a bad guy sometimes, but he's not a 'bad guy', and my mom wants me to do the boring, paper stuff of princesshood, but that's boooring!!! I wanna have fun while I do the right thing!
Neaera.
Of course, it's gonna be tough, but I know that with my determination, I can make a great name for Mary Sues everywhere, whatever that means.
Neaera!
Oh! And don't worry, I'll have plenty of time with my dad, why, believe it or not, I'm actually-
NEAERA!!!
Yes, sir?
Why don't you go back to your story? Build that time machine you and your dad are making?
Okie Dokie Loki! ... Man... he's so hot.
Ugh... please... enjoy the sequel