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[12:48 PM]
The doctor's been feeling under the weather all day.
I've decided to fill in for him on this review, as duty called for it. He's acted out during the recording with some comments and the likes, but I kept them for comedy's sake.
It's amusing to see how he acts during times like these. My only wish is for the other rift members to bear witness to this golden moment.
[12:51 PM]
I've decided to take a video of him.
He didn't really seem to notice what exactly I was doing when I entered his room (which, I must note, is something you DON'T want to see), so he started flailing his arms around the front of my phone thinking he was on national television.
I think I'll send this to Firebrand first. He always seemed to get intimidated by the guy, so this may help boost his ego a bit.
[12:52 PM]
I sent the video.
[12:53 PM]
He laughed.
[12:58 PM]
The doctor just built a pillow fort on top of his bed. Right now he's seated at the top of the fortress, holding his Fluttershy plush toy and saying something like, "All Hail Wolf!" repeatedly.
I'm getting some strange sense of deja vu here.
[12:59 PM]
oH NO
[1:02 PM]
I've calmed myself down with the fact that doc is in a hardly somber state at the moment and will most probably not get any rift domination plans soon.
Soon.
Turns out Brand showed the video to about half of the entire rift cafe.
Doc is really not going to be happy once he's back to normal now.
[1:05 PM]
It seems that he's climbed down the poor excuse of architecture and rolled off the bed. Right now he's face-planted onto the floor boards mumbling something about the becoming the little queen of England.
Huh.
I better help him up.
[1:06 PM]
Eventually.
[1:15PM]
Probably.
[1:21 PM]
maybe.
[1:26 PM]
FINE
[1:27 PM]
After lifting Doc up, he started to lecture me on the old time saying; "sticks and stones can break my bones but words never hurt me" line.
He managed to crash into his bookshelf right afterwards.
I have yet to find out what meds this guy takes.
[1:30 PM]
I managed to find his prescription bottle on his desk. Or, jar in this case.
Coming from a clay jar, I'm guessing that this is likely one of Zecora's products distributed by the local hospital. There seems to be traces of Poison Joke in this.
That... explains a lot.
And Poison Joke has healing properties? Who knew?
Then again, maybe I'm just taking these meds too seriously.
[1:31 PM]
Firebrand just sent me a text saying how disappointed he is in me.
[1:34 PM]
The doc seems pretty calmed down at this moment. He's asking me for some soup for a snack. I can't argue with him here, soup is a great get-well treat.
The question about it being poisonous to wolves, however, is left unexplained.
Eh, I won't complain. Luckily, Sweetie Bloom dropped off a little care package for the doc just before I came, complete with baked goods and soup cans. How sweet of her.
Hopefully the doc would stay still while I go cook it.
[1:43 PM]
heeeb litseN 2 ENgie near u dontt ned diiSPENSARS nOpE
[1:45 PM]
oh MY OOOH MYTYY GG
InhaaaaAALE
X HAELLLEe
It gud 2 bee
helpin copter
[1:47 PM]
whooo is that maaan I seee
Runninf towwards
Memess
Woop there he go he comin he cominn
[2:02 PM]
Doc somehow managed to get my phone while I was waiting for the soup to heat up.
It took a few minutes and a chase montage, but I finally got my phone back.
Note to self to have that closet locked up. For good. And probably set on fire.
I've seen things.
[2:11 PM]
I'm currently trying to remember the last thing I did before getting my phone back.
I'm also seeing traces of black smoke from the kitchen. That isn't normal, right?
[2:12 PM]
THE SOUP
[2:13 PM]
Ookay, so doc's stove is on fire.
[2:14 PM]
It's starting to spread. No fire extinguisher in sight. Still don't know what to do. Doc likes cabbages.
Oh great, even the cabbages are on fire.
[2:15 PM]
You know, considering the threat of DRWolf's entire house burning down, you would think that I should spend my time actually doing something about it than journalling it here in my phone.
To that, I say
You probably are correct.
[2:30 PM]
So I found out a way to put out the fire using nothing but leftover spaghetti I found in his fridge.
It took me a while, but it seemed to have worked.
I prefer not to question it.
[2:36 PM]
Well, the soup got burned, but the doc ended up eating it anyway. He says that it tasted like his burnt cabbages.
I don't know how or where he got that information either.
Aaaaand now he's crying over his lost cabbages. This reminds me of a show somewhere, I just can put my claw on which one it was.
Oh well, I guess his tears could season the soup a bit.
[2:45 PM]
He actually ended up finishing the whole soup. I'm both impressed and disturbed.
By this point, the doc looks tired. I just lead him back to his bedroom, which has been tossed about by the earlier pillow fort. It doesn't seem to bother him though, he just goes ahead and plants himself on top of the comfy mess.
[3:00 PM]
The poor guy asked me to read him a bedtime story.
-in the middle of the day.
Oh, but how could I say no to those eyes? I made one up on the dot for him. I'm actually pretty proud of myself for pulling that off. Especially since the story was no less than one minute long.
Short story shorter - Luna does things.
[3:02 PM]
The poor guy finally fell asleep. All that happened must've tuckered him out. I'll let him get his rest.
Speaking of which, I should probably get mine too. I've been here for the past two hours now, it's best to go back to my own channel. With that, I'm Silver Quill, signing off the mobile notes.
[8:10 PM]
Doc just called me about the video I posted. Hoo boy.
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