"I am so bored!"- Discord proclaimed as he floated aimlessly in a dimension he made to entertain himself until that stick in the mud Harmony he created realizes she was wrong to banish him from the realm he himself created.
Discord had used up all of the anger and madness he felt after Harmony's betrayal and the real around him showed it quite clearly. There was no up or down left or right and if you lost sight of where you were going even for a second before you reached it you would automatically be teleported to another place. Chosen of course at random. Most structures were made out of liquid and as such constantly changed shapes(Much to the dismay of the plateau of creatures that had to live in them) . Ant to top it all off everything was constantly moving making navigation in the realm that much more difficult.
Yes this was truly a realm made entirely by the god of Chaos himself. A place where you could live for eternity and still see new things every so often. And that was precisely Discords problem he had made everything as such he knew everything there was to know about the realm. Sure the random teleportation was fun at first but he had mastered using it for transportation after a mere 100 years give or take since time passed differently in different parts of the realm.
"Yes I know. Its so boring destroying the same things over and over again!"-Wrath the first being Discord had created for this exclaimed as he raised his body and pointed it at the direction of the approaching draconequis. Wrath was a creature made entirely of water. This was duo to the fact that Discord had been to busy swearing eternal vengeance on Harmony when he was making him to think of a complex organ system.
"So you've destroyed my work again."- Discord said in a monotone voice before snapping his fingers and restoring everything Wrath had destroyed. At first Discord had hoped that Wrath would give ideas in making this realm much like Harmony did with the previous one but Wrath had used all the power which he was given to destroy things. At first it was fun helpful even as Discord had altered quite a few things when he had to make them a second time but now it was like an annoying chore like taking out the garbage or watering the plants.
"Yeah well it's your fault for making everything so easy to destroy!"-Wrath said back as some of his body turned into ice with a few menacing spices forming in a way signifying he was going to attack before he noticed how uncaring Discords face was and the spikes turned back into water.
"Is this boring existence really what my existence has come to be?"-Discord said in an overly dramatic manner as he fell on a couch that appeared out of nowhere. As soon as Discord fell on it a house materialized around him and Wrath as well as a TV remote in his dragon claw and popcorn in his lions paw and a TV on a coffee table a few meters in front of Discord.
Yes Harmony had banished him from both the human realm and the realm of Equestria but she could not deny him access to the two realms completely as such Discord was still able to observe the chaos that both realms created and gain power from it. And once he had enough power he could briefly interact with the either realm and cause even more chaos.
"Oh, oh you are depressed again!"-Wrath said excitedly as he wrapped around Discord and began trying to strangle him.
"You don't say."-Discord said in monotone before his tail snapped and he became intangible making Wrath's watery form fall on the couch and begin to be absorbed by the sponge like material the couch was made out of.
"I-I know what will cheer you up! Well it always cheers me up! How about you tell me about that time you killed off all the gods of the human realm?!"-Wrath said rather cheerily as he dethatched what part of his body was absorbed in the couch as he turned into steam and floated in between Discord and his TV.
"Uh.. Well I was bored, or at least I thought I was. If only I knew what true boredom was back then ah."-Discord said as he remembered the events sighing at his foolishness and the fact that he was telling Wrath the story for at least what felt like the 1000th time.
"Yes, yes bored now tell me about the fighting!"-Wrath said impatiently as his steam body began swirling around Discord impatiently.
"So I was bored so I decided to give magic to mortals. So first I thought I would teach them. But only humans even remotely tried and even then they were so bad they could barely make a low level heat spell. So then I thought hey maybe if a god and a mortal had a child that child could learn magic and I made all the gods fall in love with mortals. But only one in every 100 children of those were able to use magic and I was imprisoned for my actions. Needless to say I was more bored then ever. So I made the children fight the gods and used the mourning and the chaos to escape my prison. Then it was a simple game of rock paper scissors, if I was fighting the god of lightning I would turn to rubber and kill him if it was the god of wind I would turn into a rock monster and squish him in my belly and my personal favorite gods of love. For them I would turn into the most repulsive and disgusting creatures I could imagine and they would either accept their fate or use their powers on me and make me their lover."- Discord said as a big grin began forming on his face
"You are not really telling me about any of the fighting!"-Wrath complained unhappy with the way Discord was telling the story he knew so well.
"So? You already know about the fighting now quiet and let me tell the story. Before I knew it there were no more gods left besides me. At first I was afraid ,I was pet... no that's a bad joke considering I actually currently am."-Discord said as he shook his head as Wrath turned back into water and placed himself on the couch in a rather depressed manner before Discord continued. " But anyway after a while I began hoping that maybe with all the gods cosmic energy now just floating around maybe some of the mortals will accent or at the very least develop strong enough magic for me to have some fun with them. But my luck being what it is they shunned magic just when they were starting to get into the good stuff and all their magic came into me making me stronger. Even though even without it I was already capable of making anything happen then undoing it and doing it again and so on until I got bored of it. In order to not have a repeat of what happened with the gods I decided to make a new realm. A realm filled with magic and mortals that used magic. And so I made the realm of Equestria. But I didn't want to be bored with this realm so I created a creature with what most mortals consider free will and I named her Harmony. With her help we made the realm of Equestria a wondrous place and for a time I wasn't bored . But it was getting harder and harder to keep my self entertained and I did a few things Harmony didn't approve."- Discord said as his grinning mouth turned upside down dethatching itself from Discord's face and falling to the ground .
"And then Harmony turned you into stone and you made this realm so you can regain your power and break free and kill her just like you did with all the other gods right?!"- Wrath said in a rather frantic manner as he turned his entire body into ice sheading the couch to shreds. Much to Discord's annoyance .
"YY-N-Nope . That was the plan at first but I am getting way too bored waiting to regain my power by simply observing chaos. I will not be breaking out of my prison anytime soon instead I have a better idea."-Wrath looked at Discord with rage his entire body turned into blueish ice. " Hey don't give me that look it wouldn't have come to this if I didn't have to constantly fix your messes. I swear I lose almost as much power as I gain when you get into the grove for destroying things." -Discord said sternly as Wrath turned into a puddle under his gaze before discord snapped his lion paw and fixed the couch this time it was made out of rubber so Wrath couldn't be absorbed so easily into it.
"I-I am sorry!" Wrath shouted out after trying to say something a few times but only managing to mutter it. As Discord looked at him again he picked up his mouth and placed it on his face in a way that made it a smile.
"Ok I know you enjoy destroying things more then making them or changing them but I think even you would enjoy this. I will destroy Harmony mentally by sending humans into the realm of Equestria she loves so much. They will cause so much chaos that I will be free in no time."- Wrath looked with disbelief at Discord. Not that anyone but Discord could tell. "Yeah well it's going to work and as an added bonus I get to use the portals I had set up to the human realm to show them how much cooler their life could have been if they hadn't shunned magic."
"How much chaos can a human cause if they don't have magic?!Why don't you just open up a portal and send me in Equestria?!"-Wrath said annoyed.
"Because you would try to destroy everything not just Harmony. And I rather enjoy that realm. I guess you do have a point though I might as well trap the human in a body that is a bit more uh.. predisposed to magic. Yes a unicorn would do nicely."-Discord said as he began laughing maniacally before he finally turned on the TV and a bunch of different human faces began appearing and disappearing.
