Roses and Bolts

by buttershipper

Rating: everyone
Tags: Alternate Universe, Romance, Drama, Comedy, Adventure, Equestria Girls
Length: 1142

A motip you might have never seen before

everything was going fine for twily at the human world an with dashie too,until one day she has a new idea,and then things get reaaaally weiird
*warning:this story ship every couple

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-12 16:31:03 UTC

The Beginning

DEDICATED TO MY BEST FRIENDS,WHOM I AM VERY LUCKY TO HAVE MET:CEZILIA AND SOPRANO SKY

  [size=1.5em][/size] The last few days at the human world was pretty good,I think,well the last day with Dashie was reaally good...But now,I've seen alot of devices in this so called "Humane World" and a copy of me!How crazy is that?

  Well,anyway,as I was saying,I have seen a lot of hi-tech in this world,and I've come up with a new invention,its  called :the Time Machine (not very new)!I tend to do this 'cause,not being Rarity-ish,I just dont want to look like a freak infront of the past-people-ish(again).So I thought I would maintain here a few days,since I no longer need to wait for "the two moons" or something like that.

   So,I start working,it didn't take long as I thought it would,only four days,yeah,four days...WELP,no more of that,lets hop in!

FINALLY!The day I go,Rarity,Pinkie Pie,Fluttershy,Apple Jack,Dashie and principal Celestia,thay are all here.Vice-principal Luna didn't show up,because,according to principal Celestia,"She is busy playing video games" or something like that

  Dashie starts her part of the talk:

Becareful out there Twily,you'll never know what is going to happen in the past

-My my Rainbow Dash,did you just call her "Twily"?You two are such lovers!

Rainbow blushes:

-Rarity!

-Alright,calm it Dashie,now,does anyone wants to say something to me too?

Fluttershy comes forward:

-Umm...I want...I mean,If you dont mind...

-Agh shucks, Fluttershy ,don't be like that, c'mon ,say it right out!-Apple Jack says

-Umm...Okay...Good luck...?

Applejack tosses me an apple:

-Stay Healthy!

-Thanks

Pinkie,appears from somewhere(as usual):

-CAN I COME WITH YOU!?? YOU KNOW WE WILL ALWAYS NEED A PARTY PONY,OOOPS,PARTY HUMAN THERE WITH BALLOONS,CREAM,CAKE,SWEETS AND...

-Pinkie,you can't come

-Aww,but why...?

-Cuz,as I told you before,wait no,that's pony Pinkie--

-That if there were two Pinkies then everything would be weird?

-Yes,how did you...nevermind...I'm pretty sure the answer would just be "Lucky Guess"

-Twilight,wait!

-Spike!Where have you been?

Spike blushes:

-I was definately NOT testing moustaches

-Right,as if ! C'mon,hop in!

-this is my favourite part,pressing buttons

A PRESSING BUTTONS LATER....

-Finish!Now lets travel back!Alright ,bye guys!

-BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

ZAAAAAP

"I just hope Twily is fine...fine...fine" Everything is echoeing,now,the tunnel of time's so weeeird

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   I'm seeing every occasion in the past!There is Dashie's first cutiemark,Rarity first dress--WOAAAAH!WHAT'S GOING ON!?

     The time machine starts to shake... a lot...

then suddenly I hear a voice

TODAY IS THE DAY

WHEN WE SEAL YOUR MAY...

REMEMBER THE PAST

LIKE IT WAS YOUR LAST...

WE SHALL CREAT EVERYTHING

THAT MAKES YOU THINK...

ERASE YOUR EXISTANCE

MAKE THAT NO MORE...

What does that means? Waaaaaaaaaaa!

The machine starts falling...and falling...

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Agh...Where am I ? What is...CANTERLOT HIGH SCHOOL?!!Oh for Celestia's sake!You had me there!I look at the calendar near the school:11th of March...?that's...today!Well,I think I failed,no worries , let's head back to the school,but wait,where's Spike?

-Twilight?Where are you?

_Oh thank Celestia!You're fine!Still my good ol' dog.Hop in!

I run to the school,the first person I see is Rarity!

-Oh Rarity!You wouldn't have known what I was just--

-GET OUT OF MY WAY!

-Whaaa...?

-YOU HEARD ME NERD!GET OUT OF THE QUEEN BEE'S WAY!(which is ME by the way)

-Rarity...

-Is this a joke?ooh i get it so funny hahaha,NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY!!

She ignores me and walks away with her...minions...I think...?Nevermind...she'll get over that soo...Oh look! Its Pinkie Pie!Hi Pinkie, you wouldnt believe--

-Dont talk to me...

-But--

-DONT TALK TO ME,THEYRE WATCHING!

-Who?

-GO AWAY!NOW!

-O...okay...

Come to think of it..Pinkie looks pale...very pale...

  What's going on with everyone?I walk in the halls then a voice appears :

-Are you a new girl?

  I turn around,it's Sunset Shimmer!:

-Oh Sunset,I'm so glad you're here!

-I don't even know you...

-Huh?

-But stay out of my way,I'm having a bad day, and you newbie,don't WANT to be around me when I'm having a bad day,anyways,lunch money.To me.Tomorrow.

-Oh...Okay...?

-Come on Snips.

  Another walking,then I see... Applejack and Fluttershy ! :

-Hey guys!

  Applejack sees me :

-Agh,go away new girl,I don't have time for this.

-You too?...

-Ummm....Hi...

That's a good start:

-Hi Fluttershy

But Fluttershy runs away,leaving me and AJ behind:

-Go away now,shoo!

-Did you just..."shoo" me? Alright Applejack,you're mean!

-Yeah ah' am,now go away!

   Full of sadness,I run away,then suddenly,I see a shadow running towards my side, pushing me against a closet,it's Rainbow Dash,she was so near,I can even see every details on that goregeous face,that tends to make me blush.She doesn't let me talk:

-You're the new girl,huh?

  I can even smell her minty breath:

-Y--Yes...

-Ya know,I usually don't care 'bout newbies,but you seem special, so I got something to say...

-Wha...what?

-I got a thing on newbies

  Then she lift my chin and...KISS ME! Like,on the lips!The normal Dashie would NEVER dare to do this,it's always me:

-Wa...Huh...HUH...?!!

  She plays with my hair a bit (guess that's all pervs usually do) then dashes away,leaving me standing there,clueless of what just happened.

  I run after her,assuming that she's the only one who knows what's going on here.Maybe she heard me coming, she turns around and grab my hand:

-What is it newbie,or do you want some more of this

  With anger,my wings,ears and tail appears,I don't know how without music but i say something that is never me:

-YOU ARE NO LONGER PERMITTED TO INSULT ME THIS IDIOTIC WAY,THE PRINCESS OF FRIENDSHIP!

-Ha!Big deal!

  And to my suprise , she also grows wings and flies to my spot:

-B...But...How?

  But she didn't get the time to say it,her face freezes,and not just her,everyone too.That voice appears again:

-What's the matter?We're just having a laugh!

-What's going on?Who are you?

-That's alot of question to take in,my sweet innocent human girl who has never existed!

-Wait...What do you mean?

-OOOps...Spoilers.Anyways,who I am?That...?You';ll just have to find out it yourself...Here's a hint honey:We can change almost everything we want in this world,including wether or not you people have super powers.But to make it easy for ya, we can't change anything that includes "true love","friendship" or fancy stuff like that.

-but...Why are you doing this to me

-Simple! Cuz YOU don't seem to treasure your damn life with your true friends

-Yes I do!

-Oh yeah?Well answer me this human girl:Who would throw away all those friendships just for the risk of a stupid machine?

-That's...actually true...But how come you made Dashie grows wing?

-Well,gotta admitt,you're magical honey,we've never seen any human who can do such things,so that means you have broken the rule,and you have to join our game!

-What game?

-Oh,the "love triangle" of course

-but how...

-zipp!

wha--

-zipp!Tell ya what,if you broke the rules one more time then you're ...what do we say this...Oh yeah...Puff!

-what?!!

-That's it!~Bye

*WHAT HAS HAPPENED?WHO WAS THAT?COMING IN CHAPTER 2(RELEASES WHEN MY HANDS FEELS BETTER)