A Pandoran Tale

Today I'm telling you the motivating story of how the griffon saved Pandora. There was a bad guy named Handsome Jack, he used his army to threaten Pandora, and then the griffon got her own tinier army, and went to town on them, and using her assertiveness killed every one, saved Pandora the end. that was terrible. oh and you can do better? A mute psycho could tell a better story than that. Talk is cheap little pony. fine then you want a story I'll give you a story.

Let me tell you a story of adventure, where Pandora's freedom hung in the balance, where six vault hunters rose to the challenge against the Evil Handsome Jack, a charismatic psychopath having tricked the princesses in to thinking he was pursuing peaceful solutions to Pandora's naturally chaotic nature where in fact he was enslaving them with bribery and intimidation murdering anyone who refused to conform to his so called vision. After only marginal success with the latter Jack made a plan to pursue the vault known only as the warrior. By now you probably have an idea of what a vault is, either a stockpile of alien treasure, or a portal of false promises and disappointment both would be accurate, however there is more to it than that for you see a vault can only be opened by a special key. This key is powered by arcane energies, and will recharge naturally over the course of a few hundred years, this however can be sped up if you feed it mass quantities of magic, but only in mass as the key will reject smaller amounts of magic. Now this might not seem relevant but this comes in later, now back to the six adventurers you see our story starts with a griffon who had lived her entire life in The Dust, who had been scorned by her family, abandoned by countless people, and betrayed by half of them. By this point the griffon had all but given up hope of ever being happy, and had lost all trust in the goodness of pony kind, griffon kind too I suppose, but obviously for good reason. This however would all change when the griffon found herself kidnapped and sold to a bandit gang in the Southern Shelf, after a time I mean.