“‘Things won't be getting boring any time soon. Next effect doubled.’”

“Oh.”

“See, hon, this is why we don’t taunt the magical board game.”

Cadence shrugged. “I mean, fine? I wouldn’t still be playing this if I legitimately objected to getting bigger.”

“You have been pretty grumbly though.”

“That would be me playing it up, dear. Think of it as part of the roleplaying. My turn.” Shining rolled his eyes but handed over the die regardless. “Three. Man we’ve only gotten threes and sixes, haven’t we? You’re right about needing that extra dice.”

“Well, we know for future reference.”

“Right, well. I’m still not entirely sold on playing this game more than once,” Cadence replied as she drew her card. “It’s yet to really do anything that we couldn’t just do on our own, after all.”

“I dunno, I kinda dig the lack of control.”

“Says the guy who hasn’t been changed at all yet.”

“Read your card, dear.”

“Fine, fine. ‘Oh no! You accidentally broke a mirror on the way to the bank! Grow lucky seven feet to-’ I’m sorry, what?”

“Finish reading the card, dear. It might not be so bad?”

“‘Grow lucky seven feet to counteract the bad luck.’ Okay, but that’s a lot of extra feet, honey.”

“Yeah, uh. You should probably maybe consider scootching back a bit so you don’t knock over the table. Again.”

“Oh fuck I think it’s too late for thaaaaaat~” The rubbery noise returned once more, this time anything but quiet. A deep, rumbling growl that echoed through the rec room as Cadence began to grow. Slowly, agonizingly slowly, especially considering how much she was going to grow. Shining’s last card did specify her next effect would be doubled. And while higher math was a bit beyond her at the moment, seven times two wasn’t exactly higher math. “Okay I take it back we are absolutely playing this agaaaaaaaaaaain~”

“I’ll just, uh, tend to the board then.” Shining’s magic once again enveloped the table, and it gently lifted off the ground and floated out of the danger zone. It turned out to be a mostly useless gesture – Cadence’s lower body mostly grew backwards and her upper body mostly grew upwards. Her legs slowly slid across the carpeted floor, an inch at a time and then several inches at a time before eventually escalating to foot after foot of growth in quick succession. All told it took about a minute of solid growth before it slowed down and stopped.

“Okay so,” Cadance eventually managed to say, in between heavy breaths. “I think the game has officially proven its point.”

“Yeah, uh. Your torso is kinda bigger than me,” Shining replied, his line of vision making it clear his mind was more focused on something else that was also bigger than him. “Don’t quote me on this, but I think that puts you at twenty five feet?”

“I’ve been bigger. But, uh.”

“Yeah, you sure sounded like you enjoyed yourself.”

“Don’t bully your wife, or you’re sleeping on the couch for a week.”

“Worth it. My turn. Three, looks like I’m catching up with you, babe.”

“If I roll a three next turn I’m gonna scream.”

Shining shrugged, drawing his card. “I’m gonna scream if it’s another lose a turn or gain a turn card.”

“Don’t you normally prefer being the small one?”

“Yeah, normally, but this is a game. Having nothing happen every other turn is boring.”

“I thought we weren’t supposed to sass the game?”

Shining frowned, holding up his card to read it. “I’d be up for some karmic payback if it made things more interesting. ‘Nothing spices things up quite like getting a good look at life from the other side of the fence.’ What’s that supposed to mean?”

A small smile crept its way onto Cadence’s face. “Oh, I think I can hazard a guess. Looks like Growerland has a type.”

“And what’s that supposed to mean???”

“Give it a second.”

Shining’s frown deepened, his expression settling somewhere between dubious and confused. “I think I kind of prefer when the game’s a bit more straightforward in what it’s gonna do?”

“I think that it’s been plenty straightforward this time, honey.”

“I-” he paused, taking a moment to cough slightly. “Ugh, sorry, I think I’ve got a frog in my throat all of a sudden. Does my voice sound weird to you?”

“Sounds normal, given the circumstances.”

“You know, the magic board game’s being cryptic enough without you joining in. Ugh, and now my hair’s getting in my face. When was the last time I got a haircut?”

Cadence sighed rolling her eyes. “Honey, I don’t mean to be blunt, but I’m not being cryptic so much as you’re being oblivious.”

“What?”

“Look down.”

It was Shining’s turn to roll his eyes, but he did as his wife suggested anyway. “Oh. That’s what you meant by the game having a type.” He reached up and hefted his new boobs for emphasis. Or her new boobs, he supposed, if you went purely by biology. Now that he was actually paying attention, he could pretty readily tell that he was missing certain specific bits of plumbing that were supposed to be there. His loose-fitting shorts were no longer being tented by his obvious erection because there was nothing left to get erect. And they were also getting noticeably less loose-fitting as his hips widened and ass filled out. Thankfully, at least his hard earned muscle seemed to be staying put in the face of his new fat deposits. Or at least it didn’t feel like they were at all diminishing. Not that he particularly minded, one way or the other – it wasn’t like this was going to be permanent, after all.

God he hoped this wasn’t gonna be permanent. Especially not the boobs.

God, they were huge – looking at things proportionally they were bigger than Cadence’s! Of course, given the size difference between the two, obviously his wife’s were physically bigger, but Shining’s were quickly approaching twice the size of his head before they began slowing down. He sighed, attempting to push his now longer and more feminine bangs out of his face. “Man, I really hope these go away after this because they’re absolutely gonna get in the way.”

“I dunno, babe, I think you’d look good in a literal breastplate.”

“Ugh.”

“Should I start calling you Gleaming Shield?”

“Ugh. You know how much I hate the fact that apparently I’ve got an official name for if I’m ever a girl.”

“Anyway, my turn.”

“Can you at least give me a few minutes to adjust to losing my manhood?”

“I rolled a six.”

“Ugh. There go my chances at catching up any time soon. That almost puts you at a full lap.”

“Well, maybe you’ll roll sixes for the next three turns while I only manage ones and twos.”

“I doubt it. The die hasn’t exactly been treating me kindly today. Draw your card?”

“I’m about to,” Cadence replied. At this point she was big enough that her hands couldn’t easily pick up an individual card, so instead she used magic. “... Huh.”

“Huh?”

“Remember when you complained that the game was being cryptic?”

“Yeah.”

“Well, this card’s just got a picture of a muffin with a tag that says ‘eat me’ on it.”

“Oh. Yeah, uh, that’s more cryptic than mine was.”

“I think I have a guess as to what it’s gonna do, though.”

“The reference is, ah, a bit on the nose.”

“I don’t mind it being coy, but this is a bit much,” she grumbled as, with a rubbery rumbling, her breasts lurched the prerequisite cup size bigger. “I’d like to have, like, an idea of what, specifically, is gonna happen, you know?”

“Look again? The game’s already changed what a card said once before.”

“Well, here, you look at it then,” Cadence replied, casually tossing the card in her husband’s direction. Partially because she wasn’t entirely convinced it’d work, but also partially because she was slightly more concerned with the fact that her body was still making that rubbery rumbling even though her breasts had stopped growing. If anything, it had started to get louder.

Shining caught the card with his magic, giving his wife a dirty look before examining the card – and then when he did, his eyes widened. “Uh oh.”

“What do you mean, ‘uh oh’?”

“Uh... well, the good news is that it seems to have gotten the hint about not being quite so cryptic?”

“Okay but what’s the bad news then.”

“‘You probably shouldn’t have eaten that suspicious muffin. Double in height.’”

“what”

“Okay, uh... Don’t panic. It’s fine. We’re fine.”

“Honey is there even gonna be room for me if I get twice as tall as I am now?!”

“It’ll be fine!” Shining Armour replied, clearly not entirely certain. “We added like a billion redundant safety enchantments when Flurry’s magic channels started to come in, remember?”

“I couldn’t forget Flurry-zilla if I tried, honey.”

“Anyway, uh, the point is that there’s contingencies for this specific scenario. Just, uh, try not to wiggle too much? I’ll handle the board.”

“Mnf,” Cadence grunted in response as that familiar tightness began to build, spreading throughout her entire body but focusing especially hard on certain specific extremities. “I- ah! I make no promises. This feels- a-ahn~” Whatever Cadence was going to say, she didn’t manage to say it – though, honestly, it wasn’t hard for Shining to guess, with the way she was wriggling and writhing and blushing and panting. “I- I’m gonna-”

“Try not to gonna too hard, honey. Remember, it’s Flurry’s naptime.”

Cadence responded with an idle wave of her hand and a flash of magic. “There, sound dampening spell on the entire room,” she said tersely. “Honey this one feels like a big one.”

“You’re gonna be like fifty fucking feet when this is done, babe.”

That, somehow, was enough to push Cadence over the edge. Her breath caught in her throat and all her muscles locked up as all that tightness finally found release. She surged bigger and bigger in awkward, uneven spurts in time with her first climax. She had no idea how long it lasted, given the rec room didn’t have a clock, but by the time she was done her husband looked significantly smaller.

“Uh... Maybe we should call it here?”

“Fuck that shit,” Cadence replied. “I want more.”

“Well, okay then!” Shining said with a shrug, before picking up the dice.

“Huh. I’d have thought you’d push back a bit more.”

“Hey, if you’re okay with continuing, I’m okay with continuing. I’m having a blast!”

“What about the whole... You know.” She gestured vaguely with her hands, not really capable of anything more specific due to her sheer size – she found herself without much room to work with.

“It’ll be fine,” Shining responded, though his smile was notably more terse. “I’m pretty sure that this is gonna be temporary. It’s gotta be temporary.”

“I know I’ve been joking about this game being cursed but I’d assume that the rulebook explains the enchantment and how it works. Does it not specify?”

“I’m gonna roll the die.”

“I’ll take that as a ‘no’.”

“I rolled a three.”

“Again?”

“I don’t think either of us have rolled a four or five at any point since the game started. Maybe we should, like, get some new dice for this. Or something.” He picked up his piece, moved it the prerequisite three spaces, and then drew a card. “‘The hills are alive.’”

“Oh.”

Shining sighed. “Well, it’s still being cryptic, but at least it’s not being subtle.”

“Honestly I think I’d rather it be subtle than it be cryptic. That’s just cheesy, and it doesn’t actually get the effect across. How big are they gonna get?”

“We’re about to find out,” Shining replied, sullenly gazing down at his frankly already enormous rack. “They’re already unreasonably huge, dangit.”

“Honestly I wouldn’t have thought I’d ever hear you objecting to this kinda thing. I thought you liked big tits?”

“Yeah, on other people.”

“Well, they look good on you.”

“Thanks.” Shining didn’t sound particularly thankful.

“Look at it like this. Now you can play with big tits literally whenever you want, even if I’m not around!”

“These are absolutely going away once the game’s over, dear.” Before either of them could continue that line of thought, there was a loud rumbling gurgle. Like a cross between an earthquake and stomach noises. The sounds of impending growth, accompanied by the sensations of impending growth. A heat, a tightness, a fullness, all the usual stuff – just in a different place than was typical. It wasn’t unusual for their play to involve his junk getting bigged in order to satisfy his size queen of a wife. Boobs, though, was a new one.

And, in spite of his protests, not an entirely unwelcome one. If it was just tits he might not even be objecting, but he wasn’t entirely sold on the whole emasculation thing. He wasn’t particularly interested in being biologically a girl, even if it meant having his own personal titties to play with. No matter how nice they looked. Big and round and firm, straining the shit out of his formerly loose-fitting tee shirt, showing off copious cleavage. Really, they were probably too big to reasonably fit in it at all, and would have completely shredded it to oblivion were it not for the earlier card that ensured all clothing would fit perfectly.

Though, on the other hand, he wouldn’t quite describe this as fitting perfectly. It fit at all, but that was about as generous as he was willing to get. And, given the way the rumbling was getting louder and his chest was feeling tighter, he was about to get a lot less generous on that front (and a lot more generous on another). Honestly he was surprised it hadn’t happened already, the game was sure dragging its heels on this o-

Fwoomph.

“Ack!” Shining found himself tumbling forward. Partly because of the abrupt change in his centre of balance, partly because they were just so fucking gigantic that he kind of doubted his ability to even stand up at all anymore. They had to have doubled in size in one fell swoop – and they were already bigger than his head. His shirt had gone from fitting at all to just straight up not fitting. It just barely covered the relevant bits and exactly nothing else.

“You okay?”

“I think I might have crushed the board a bit.”

“Well, hey, now we’ve both done that. Hold on a second, let me just...” Cadence’s hands were quickly enveloped in the telltale blue glow of magic, and Shining found himself lifted into the air and shunted backwards. Next came the board. The pieces and cards were enveloped in that same blue glow and quickly returned to where they were supposed to be before they got knocked over by sudden growth. Again.

“I think maybe we should probably give the game board a little bit more breathing room.”

“That’s probably a good idea. Or just enchant it so that this can’t happen anymore?”

“Let’s go with that. Ugh, I can’t reach the die or the cards.”

“I can but they’re too small for me to grab.”

“Maybe we should call it done after all.”

“Let’s at least try and go one complete round of the board,” Cadence replied. “I haven’t even finished with my five turns of boob biggening.”

“Honey you’re like fifty feet tall, can you even see the board?”

“We can use magic to make up the difference. I’m rollin’.”

At this point, rolling the dice all but required the use of magic. It was just too small for her to actually pick up and roll properly. “What did I roll?”

“I can’t tell.”

“That’s fine, we can use magic to- oh, a one.”

“At least it’s not another fucking three.”

“Well, it is going to drag things out. I know I’m the one arguing in favour of keeping the game going, but this is just a little obnoxious.” Still, it only took a wave of her hand for her piece to move. “Couldja grab a card for me?”

“Yeah, hold on.” Honestly, Cadence probably could have gotten her own card – Shining also had to use magic to grab it and float it over to his wife.

“Huh.”

“What does it say?”

“Remember when I said I’d rather the game be subtle than it be cryptic?”

“Yeah?”

“It’s being cryptic. And subtle.”

“Oh boy. What’s it say?”

“‘Contract kaiju flu.’ Whatever that means.”

Shining frowned. “I think I can hazard a few guesses. Given the general direction the game’s been going in.”

“Well, we’re going to find out any second now,” Cadence replied with about as much of a shrug as she could muster, given her size and the relative lack of space in the room. “Why don’t you roll in the meantime.”

“I think we should probably wait for whatever’s gonna happen to you to, uh, happen first. Just in case.”

“I guess, but I’d kinda like to speed things up a little bit.”

“We shouldn’t speed things up too much,” Shining replied, just a bit hesitant. “I don’t want a situation where we’re going so much faster than the game that we’ve got multiple effects going at once.”

“... Okay, yeah, that’d be a problem.” Cadence was already having a hard time dealing with just whatever the cards said and also the breast expansion. If they rolled immediately after drawing a card, then there’s no doubt that eventually she’d have two or three effects going on at once. Though, on the other hand, given how good the effects felt, she highly doubted that she’d be able to reach that point. Lord knows that she couldn’t have possibly rolled anything during the last effect. Even if it was somewhat exceptionally potent, she got the impression that the game was escalating. They’d reached the point where it was willing to double her height in one go. She had no idea how much farther it was willing to push things, and frankly she was a little apprehensive about finding out.

Not that she had much choice in the matter. The only way to stop this was to end the game. And, well, she’d already made the decision to keep going until one of them went around once. She could at least take solace in the fact that she was only six spaces from winning. Of course, given the game’s apparent preference for threes and ones, who fucking knew how many turns it’d take to move those six spaces?

At least this was going to be the last turn for the breast expansion effect. Unless she hit another multi-tern effect, she was only going to have to deal with one transformation per roll. And, frankly, she was fine with that. Her tits were already frankly enormous, and while she’d certainly gone bigger in the past, but at this point it seemed like the game was intent on Shining having the bigger tits (proportionally, at least). Hopefully before the end of the game he’d get big enough for her to be able to meaningfully play with them.

Speaking of which, she bit her lower lip as the rubbery sounds of growth started up once more. She tried not to think about it too much, but that was difficult. It had been a while, but she was still a bit riled up from her earlier climax. Her whole body felt much more sensitive than normal. She could feel every inch of tight-fitting fabric as it got even tighter. Hell, she could feel everything that was in contact with her skin, even the air. And she felt hot, too. She felt slightly disoriented and foggy, like...

Well, like she was sick.

“Well, there’s the flu bit, at least,” she muttered. “But what about the kaiju part?”

“Well, your boobs have bigged. Do you feel anything else?”

“Like I’ve got the flu, but I don’t feel any changes yet.”

“Well, if it’s supposed to be a disease, maybe it takes time to kick in?”

“Why don’t you roll, then? See if that makes anything happen. Worst comes to worst we can just pump the breaks and wait for things to play out before I take another turn.”

“That seems like as good a plan as any. Gimme a sec, these dang cow tits are getting in the way.”

“Now you know how I feel whenever we do breast expansion play.”

“Yeah, yeah, that’s what magic’s for. One. Damn.”

“Yeah, that’s just par for the course at this point. What’s the card say?”

“Gimme a sec... ‘If you want cow tits then you can have them. And cow everything else, too.’ Oh, come on, game, no need to get pissy at me complaining about my boobs getting in the way.”

“To be entirely fair, you did give it an obvious opening.”

“Yeah, whatever, I’m not gonna give it the satisfaction of mooing.”

“Oh, boo.”

“I’m not mooing.”

“If you turn into a cow you gotta moo. Those are just the rules.”

“Nope,” Shining said, crossing his arms as best as he could given the sheer size of his chest and the fact that he just plain wasn’t used to having anything in the way of crossing his arms at all. He eventually settled on resting them on top of his cleavage. “Not gonna do i- ah!”

Shining removed his arms from his tits like they were on fire. What had actually happened was that the pressure of his arms had resulted in leaking. Big fat wet spots spread across what was left of his shirt from fist-sized bulges that definitely didn’t used to be fist-sized in the slightest. At this point his top had gone from just barely adequate to outright not adequate, as a result of the increase in size of his nipples. The areolas were almost completely visible, and the teats weren’t far off. “Mmmnnn, that feels good.”

“Oooooh, are you gonna moo after all?”

“I’m not gonna mmmm-” Shining cut himself off, rubbing his thickening thighs together. White fur with blue splotches slowly sprouted across his ample flesh. He reached up and grabbed at his face as it began to shift into a snout, just in time to catch his fingers swelling and merging into something like prehensile hooves. “M-m-mooooooooo~” he mooed as a cow tail erupted from the top of his ass, pushing his shorts down slightly. Honestly, the stretchy clothing enchantment was probably the only reason they were even still intact given how big his ass had gotten – not quite a rival for his tits, but at least on par with Cadence’s.

“Ha. You mooed.”

“Yeah, I mooed,” Shining grumbled, blushing beneath his new coat of fur. “Yuk it up.”

“I’m not gonna make fun of you too much,” Cadence said, her tone of voice making it clear she was gonna hold this one over him for a while. “I’ve got my own concerns.”

“Like what.”

“Well,” she said, grinning – and, in the process, showing off big triangular teeth that looked like they’d be more at home in a beartrap than someone’s mouth. Her skin also seemed... different. Slightly darker, rougher, dry to the point where it seemed like it was peeling off in places. Her eyes seemed unfocused, and unusually green. “For starters, I think I’ve figured out what Kaiju Flu does.”

Author's Note

There we go, chapter two is finally done. there's probably going to be one more of these but we'll see how long it takes for me to run out of ideas lol.