A jalapeño on the side

by FluffyWeirdo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance, Equestria Girls, Comedy, Random
Length: 970

Pinkie and Rainbow go to Hayburger. Jalapeño seriousness ensues.

Dash and Pinkie go to Hayburger together since neither of them want to cook lunch. But when Hayburger forgets one of the girls' jalapeño, it gets serious.

"They are always forgetting my jalapeño!"

"Hey, don't be upset."

"I'm not."

Pinkie proves her wrong.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-12-27 15:52:25 UTC

Jalapeños are love, jalapeños are life

"We're almost here!~"

Pinkie sang as she made a left turn. Dash hanged on to her seat with her hands.

"Good. Because I don't think I can handle anymore of these turns..."

"What? But they are so much fun! I think I'm going to take the same road when we head back home-"

"No! Please...no."

"Aw, don't be such a party pooper Dashie!"

"Argh, fine! But you better not be going fifty miles per hour next time."

Pinkie giggled as she made another turn getting into a driveway, Rainbow gulped. She was going to lose her breakfast on the way back home. The car parked, Pinkie and Dash waiting for the person inside to start talking.

"Hello, welcome to Hayburger! May I take your order?"

The woman on the speaker said. Dash lowered the volume, and Pinkie started replying.

"Yes! Let me have a number five all the way, toasted buns!"

Rainbow giggled a little as Pinkie looked at her with a smile and shook her head. Pinkie turned her head back.

"Five all the way toasted buns?"

"Mhm! Correcto!"

"Okay, what would you like for a drink?"

"Let me get a Lemonade, please!"

"Alright. Anything else you'd like to order ma'am?"

"Let me also get a number one without pickles."

"Number one without pickles?"

"Yep!"

"What drink would you like with that?"

"A Lemonade as well."

"Okay, so five all the way toasted buns with a Lemonade, and a number one without pickles, and a lemonade?"

"All correct! Oh! May i add a whole jalapeño on the side?"

"Sure. Is that all?"

"Mhm!"

"Alright. That'll be 20.12 cents."

"Oki doki loki!"

Pinkie pie drove past the speaker, and stopped behind a silver truck in front. Rainbow looked at Pinkie and asked,

"How much?"

"20.12! Do you have the money?"

".....Pft, no."

Pinkie glared at her as Dash made a gulping sound. Pinkie started to get closer, and closer, making Rainbow start to blush a light red. Pinkie smiled as she got even closer, their noses barely touching, and her seat belt tugging her back but held on. Rainbow let out a quick gasp before turning away and crossing her arms.

"Alright! Alright! I-i do have the money."

Pinkie Pie laughed a little as Rainbow reached for Pinkie Pie's purse, getting a confused look from Pinkie.

"What are you doing?"

"What? I'm getting my wallet."

"You put your wallet in there?"

Rainbow got out her wallet and opened it, "Tsk, yeah.."

Pinkie giggled, "You are so silly, Dashie!"

"Yeah yeah, here ya go."

Rainbow passed twenty-one dollars to Pinkie, as Pinkie drove up to the paying window. The woman then slid open her window.

"20.12?"

"Yessers!"

She handed the money to the woman, which the woman took away. Money was handed back to Pinkie, and she drove a little forward. Rainbow groaned as her mind remembered the last time she came here. Pinkie looked at Dash.

"What's wrong, Dashie?"

"I hope they don't forget the jalapeno, again. I don't want to embarrass myself like I did last time."

"Well, if they forget I'll go inside with the receipt and tell them!"

"You'll do that?"

"Yeah!"

"Oh...W-well whatever you say."

Pinkie smiled, and turned her attention to the front. Proceeding, Pinkie made another stop near the window.

"One number five all the way toasted buns, with Lemonade, and one number one with no pickles and Lemonade?"

"Yes ma'am, that's ours!~"

"Okay, here are your drinks-"

Pinkie took the bag full of drinks quickly, the man looking at her surprised, handing it to Rainbow whom soon grabbed it, and turned back to the man on the window.

"-your food will be here in a little."

With that he closed the window. Rainbow turned up the radio a little, and began humming along to the music that was playing. Pinkie Pie giggled a little, catching Dash's attention.

"What?"

"You were singing!"

"Humming. A totally different thing."

"Mhm~"

"Stop it. Leave me alone!"

Rainbow blushed a little and looked away, Pinkie patted Dash's shoulder.

"Oh my tomato Dashie came back!~"

"N-no!"

Pinkie Pie laughed and turned around. Soon, the man opened the window and handed her the bag of food. Pinkie gave a thanks and parked her car to check what was missing.

"Burgers..check! Drinks, check! Um..."

"Don't tell me-"

"Eheh, they might've not....put the jalapeño in there, Dashie."

Rainbow let out a sigh as she hit her head and rested it against her seat. Pinkie smirked.

"Hey, don't be upset."

"I'm not."

"Hm, oh really?"

Pinkie replied as she clicked on her seat belt, making Rainbow look her way. Not being able to react, Pinkie made her way on top of her and smiled. Dash's cheeks were heating up a red as she looked away. But, Pinkie grabbed her chin and moved it back towards her. Rainbow brought up her hands to her mouth, covering what Pinkie was aiming for.

"Y-you know you should-"

Rainbow was cut off by Pinkie putting her hands down from her face, and a kiss. Dash blushed a bright red as she kissed her back. Pinkie giggled as she pulled away, looking back at Rainbow whom was looking up at her with wide eyes. The bubbly girl then went back to her seat and asked again.

"Are you upset?"

"..."

"..."

"Yeah..."

"Oh, you still are?"

Pinkie grabbed Dash by her white, see-through shirt, making the other gasp. Rainbow quickly replied.

"I-i'm not! I'm just joking!"

Pinkie let go of her with a laugh. She then patted her lover's head.

"Okay, I'll go get your jalapeño!"

With that Pinkie got out of the car, and headed straight for the Hayburger entrance, taking a quick glance back to see Rainbow texting in her phone with excitement. She's got a story to tell.