Error In The System
Less than appropriate
Previous ChapterNext ChapterThe ponies watched wide eyed as Error pulled out a ketchup bottle and began to drink from it. He felt their stares and held out the bottle. "W-W-What? You want s-some?" The mares shook their heads. "Eh, al-al-alright then, m-more for me." With that he went back to drinking the contents of the bottle. Toriel chuckled at the ponies reactions and took a sip of her tea. The group all sat around a table in Sugarcube Corner, Celestia having requested that the shop be clear as to avoid awkward stares so they could have some privacy, the Cakes understood and set up tables outside the bakery for the day instead.
Rainbow Dash raised a brow as she looked Error over. "Hey, Error Sans."
"Y-Yeah?"
"I saw you fighting for a bit and from the looks of things you're pretty fast, but how can you be so quick if you're so tubby?" She asked gesturing to his lower torso.
"Rainbow Dash! Have you any idea how rude it is to say such things?!" Rarity scolded.
"H-Hey hey, it-it-it's alright, she's j-just asking a question-ion." Error reassured the fashionista before turning to Rainbow. "R-Rainbow, I'm not tub-tubby." He got out of his seat, took off his hoodie and lifted off his shirt, revealing the black bones underneath. Fluttershy looked away, Pinkie just stared fasinated with Twilight, Rarity fainted, Applejack rolled her eyes and Rainbow tilted her head in confusion. "I'm a sk-skeleton. I-I can't gain or-or-or lose weight, I'm light, s-so my movements are swifter than m-most."
Toriel just smirked at seeing his exposed body and hummed to herself.
"Wait if yer a skeleton...and yer engaged to Toriel...how do you two...y'know?" Applejack asked curiously.
"Applejack!" Rarity scolded.
"Oh as if you didn't want ta ask as well!"
Error placed his clothes back on and sat back down. "Simple, m-magic." He answered while looking to Toriel who just shook her head.
Celestia and Luna sighed and took sips from their drinks.
"So, when are you two actually getting married?" Pinkie asked.
Error leaned back in his seat and glanced at Toriel, signalling her to take the lead. "Well, you see, we want to have a baby before we actually do get married." She explained.
"Huh, usually it's the reverse...or the marriage comes from an accident..." Rarity mumbled. "Hasn't that happened to a few mares in your family Applejack?"
"So many pitchfork weddings..." The apple farmer groaned while covering her face with her hat.
"So you've been trying for a baby?" Celestia asked while setting her cup down.
"Well, yes. But we don't exactly make love that often."
"Y-Yeah, we've been m-m-mostly sleeping these past-ast thousands y-years." Error explained while pulling out a juice box once his ketchup was finished.
"That and Errors...hesitance." Toriel added quietly.
"Why is he hesitant?" Twilight asked.
"Because of m-my body." Error quickly said. "I-I'm a g-g-g-glitch it reality, m-my body shouldn't exist. If I w-were to have a ki-ki-ki-kid, how would th-they come out?"
"Wait, can't you just rewrite the 'code' of the universe to make sure it came out ok?" Twilight suggested.
"I-I am not mess-mess-messing with my child's birth-irth." Error shut down the idea quickly. "Some t-things are n-n-never to be manipulated in s-such ways."
"We thought of it before, but we don't want to interfere with something like that. It's not that Error wants our child to look normal, he's worried about its possible powers and abilities and if it would be another error that would throw this world out of balance, which he'd have to..."
"S-Stop." Error glitched over to the door. "I'm going for-for a w-walk, s-s-see you later." Before anyone could say anything he was gone. All the ponies outside stared at him for a moment before he disappeared.
Inside the code of the Ominverse
Error glitched his way into the code and began walking through the labyrinth of coding, his hands in his pockets, being careful not to alter anything. Soon, he came to a small area clear of code. A circular desk stood in the middle of the void space with computer monitors all around the place, showing various universes and the code being linked up to them. There stood a figure he hadn't seen in awhile.
"Error Sans, there you are, I was starting to believe I was forgotten." The figure spoke with a robotic echo on its voice. It turned around and revealed itself as a Gaster, but different. The left side of his face was covered with black metal, it's eye being a circle in some circuitry paterns. His right hand was robotic as well. He wore a coat that spilt at the bottom around the back and stuck out slightly.
"Digi-Gaster, it-it-it's been a long t-time." Error greeted his old friend.
"So, what brings you to the centre of all creation? Did you find another corrupt universe you need to we from the code like you did with those alternative timelines of that ome displaced? What was his name agin? Lord Meta...something like that."
Error sat down in a chair that materialised behind him. "N-Nah, just though I'd-I'd stop by, also, t-to get out of an un-uncomfortable topic back home."
"Someone bring up having kids again?" Error nodded. "Well as long as you're here you can relax or look for a corrupt universe or whatever."
Error nodded and lay back in his seat. "S-So, what's new?"
"Nothing really, just waiting."
"F-For what?"
"...anything."
Author's Note
Little appearance from my own AU Gaster, Digi-Gaster. His AU is still under development though, just thought it would be cool to show.
If you see any errors please point them out. Thank you and I hope you enjoyed.
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