Superior Ponies Want An Inferior Human

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Princess Luna, Applejack, Second Person, Rainbow Dash, Comedy, Rarity, Crossover, Sex, Random, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 1008

On one magical night, you, an inferior human is visited by superior ponies. Luckily for you the ponies have a fetish for having sex with inferior beings. But unluckily for them, you don't have a pony fetish.

On one magical night, you, an inferior human is visited by superior ponies. Luckily for you the ponies have a fetish for having sex with inferior beings. But unluckily for them, you don't have a pony fetish.

A story I took out of my google drive's trash.

Published 2016-03-16 07:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-16 07:40:01 UTC

Superior Ponies Want You

Superior Ponies Want You

You lay in bed late at night in your bedroom. There came a blinding flash of light out from nowhere. With a groan you opened your eyes to find yourself staring into a great big butt, belonging to a towering, white winged horse creature.

A big fat and plump butt. The tall pony stood over your bed, her huge bubble butt casting a dark shadow over you.

"Inferior human barbarian! I am Princess Rarity, an immortal alicorn! I humbly request that you worship our big fat royal backside with your tiny inferior human penis inside it!" she shouted.

You remained surprisingly calm about this, as the big white horse swished her tail back and forth before you.

"Uhhhh…. I’m not into horses sorry," you spoke in a low voice, nervously scratching the back of your neck.

"What heresy is this?! You are an inferior human! Inferior plus superior equals sex!" she roared.

And then you did something totally unexpected. You shifted over to place your feet upon the floor, before standing up and walking out of the room.

Rarity stared in utter shock as you left, not being able to comprehend what she was seeing.

When you gently closed the door behind you, she promptly fell onto your bed and began to wail in grief, tears streaming down her cheeks.

Down stairs, you were sat down on a black office chair before your computer, where you were masturbating to big booby women on the computer screen. So preoccupied you were masturbating to the women on screen, you did not notice Rarity from behind you, who was glaring angrily at your computer.

"Stop it! What you are masturbating to is heresy! Pony porn is vastly superior to inferior human porn!" she boomed

You sighed, before you spinned around in your chair to face her. "I’m sorry, Rarity. But I’m not a clopper. Go find some other human to cum inside you."

Rarity lunged forward to wrap her front legs around your legs.

"But that's just it! I want a non clopper to cum inside my anus! I want your small and inferior human penis going up my asshole!" she shouted.

"I can’t do that, Rarity. I’m not into horses," you said sadly in a low voice.

With that Rarity wailed in grief, tears ran down her cheeks over your rejection of human on pony buttsex.

"You....... you-you evil monster. How can you resist inferior human on superior pony buttsex?" she said in a low, broken voice.

Suddenly, there came a blinding flash of light, followed by the appearance of Rainbow Dash before you, who was now an alicorn.

"Move aside Rarity! This inferior, small penised human wants to cum inside a real superior pony princess!" she proudly proclaimed, looking at you with bedroom eyes.

Rarity let go of your legs and turned around to face the smug rainbow alicorn with a death glare upon her face.

You sighed burying your face into your hands. "What is it with you interdimensional horse women? Don’t you understand, I don’t want to fuck a horse?!" you shouted angrily with your hands raised in exasperation.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash gasped in shock with a hoof over their mouth.

"Lies! Every human, deep down wants to fuck a horse!" yelled Rainbow Dash, her eyes narrowed to pin pricks as she looked at you.

"Never in my entire life have I encountered such heresy!" said Rarity in a low voice in awe.

"For such superior beings, you are fucking retarded!" you shouted.

"Indeed, they are my handsome inferior human. For we know what thou truly wants," spoke a hot breathy voice

You stared in horror as a massive dark blue, alicorn mare walked into the room, who had a gigantic, long and thick penis standing at one hundred and sixty five inches long.

"We have come to mount thy backside and rut it into oblivion!" she boomed, lightning striking outside.

"Uh…. no thanks Luna. I don’t want that giant cock anywhere near my butt."

Rainbow Dash and Rarity gasped in shock and shouted ‘Heresy!’

"What?!" she boomed, her cock deflating rapidly. "But doesn’t thee want thy butt to get a hard pounding from our royal futa cock?" she said in a low, sad voice as she looked at you with pleading doggy eyes.

"Ummmm…. I’d rather live."

"Don’t fret, my little human. We shall cast magical protection charms on thy asshole, so we can pound thy butt as hard as we like without killing you," she said softly.

"But I don’t want a giant horse cock going up my butt," you shouted, giving her a nasty glare.

All three ponies shouted ‘Heresy’ as they glared at you with narrowed, angry eyes.

“You’re a gay faggot Anon.” shouted Rainbow Dash.

"Ya’ll heard the hoo-man! He doesn’t like horses that way!" spoke a sexy southern accent.

You gasped in shock when a massive, 12 foot tall woman wearing golden power armor walked into the room. Her hair was blonde and she had a massive sweet ass and massive tits and sexy apple tattoos on both sides of her huge fat ass.

"Who do you think you are?! Inferior human!" bellowed Rarity, flaring her wings.

"You think Anon will have sex with you?! Fat chance!" mocked Rainbow Dash.

"Surely Anon doesn’t like human pussy," said Luna, in a low voice.

All three ponies gasped in shock when they saw you stand up and hug Applejack’s legs.

"Hah! Ah am the God Empress of Mankind pathetic xenos! Humans are superior! The inferior human loves me! Not you!" she boomed.

"Oh superhuman Applejack, you are the apex species. I love you." you shouted excitedly.

The ponies roared ‘‘Heresy’ over what you just said.

"Let’s go my sexy big woman!" you boomed.

"Yah, let’s go mah sexy inferior small penised male!" she said happily, beaming you a warm smile.

The ponies looked on in rage when Applejack picked you up and carried you over her shoulder as she walked out of the room.

The End