So, you've knocked up Lyra. Good job. But more than that, you've decided to dedicate yourself to her and to becoming the best father you can possibly be. So after many long months, the time has come and you're ready to be a dad. But there's no way you could have ever been prepared for that first moment you look upon your baby...

...at least you think it's a baby.

Warning: Contains Anon, pregnancy, and weird abominations against nature.