Sneak Peek: Nostalgia Critic - My Little Pony Month
Disclaimer:
StephenAlexis never own the following: the Nostalgia Critic,Linkara,the Angry Video Game Nerd,and My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic,as it belongs to Channel Awesome,Cinemassacre Production,Lauren Faust,Hasbro,The Hub,etc.
Note: I'm using the script style of writing,just like the ones on the Channel Awesome Wikia. Also,this is my default form of writing.
Day 1: Top 11 My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Episodes
[The 2016 version of the "The Reviews Must Go On" opening intro plays,which includes scenes from his recent reviews,and ends with the Shark-plosion from the "Mad Max:Fury Road" review and the usual "Nostalgia Critic" logo]
Nostalgia Critic: Hello,i'm the Nostalgia Critic! And i remember it,so you don't have to!
Linkara: [waking up from beneath Critic's desk,looking quite dazed and confused] What the fuck was that? I feel like i was hit by a bottle by an angry Spock.
NC: Oh,Linkara! You're awake!
Linkara: Critic,what happen? Why am i in your room?
NC: Now that you mention it...
[Cue a flashback exactly 30 minutes before,where the critics and staff members of Channel Awesome are happily mingling with each other at the Lobby. On one such table,there sits Linkara,the Nostalgia Chick,Spoony,and Tamara,while Critic and Tacoma sit on the sofa across them]
Tamara: ...and that's why the Brony community was established,all united for their common love for MLP.
Nostalgia Chick: Hey,i've just watch the season five finale,and i found out that the plot has something to do with the pre-credit scene of Friendship Games.
Spoony: Trust me. When i first saw that scene,i suddenly went "Waaaaaahhhhh!?",and after that,the rest is history.
NC: To be honest,i find the franchise much enjoyable if you noticed many nostalgic referrences and nods to its previous toyline and animated series. Overall,that is why i allow MLP referrences in my reviews.
Tamara: Up yours!
Tacoma: I recently tasked with babysitting Evillina last month,and i saw her room full of MLP merchs. Luckily,i survived a day there.
Chick: I really wish Nerd was secretly a Brony,aside from playing his pletora of old,nostalgic videogames.
NC: I've just contacted him for a collab review today...
Linkara: Seriously,what the fuck? I thought you all call me for some work-related chat,but why does this turn into a Brony message board?!
[Everyone in the room gasped upon hearing Linkara's statement. Even Douche McNitpick,who resides in the Plot Hole,spits his drink thrice when he heard]
NC: So you saying that you...hate MLP and the Brony community?
Linkara: 
What? No! I'm just don't get it! Grown men buying pony toys that are aimed for young GIRLS,and even watching a girly show called "My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic"!? That's bullshit!
??: 
Anti-Brony Detected! Much be captured! Must be PUNISHED!! FOR THE BRONIES!!!
NC: The fuck!?
[The camara zooms to reveal Chester A. Bum,whose first action upon hearing Linkara's rant was throwing a medium-sized horseshoe at Linkara]
Tacoma: Ohhhhh...this is gonna suck! 
Linkara: Holy Sh--!!
[Linkara got hit with the horseshoe and knocked him out,ending the flashback]
Linkara: That motherfucker!
NC: Just in time,Linkara! I was about to start the review.
Linkara: Maybe i should pass. [Walks off toward the door]
NC: I would not go out of there if i were you.
Linkara: Nah,it's not like some mob is waiting behind this door...
[Linkara opens the door,only to find himself seeing a large mob of bronies in front of him,led by Chester A. Bum,complete with war paint. One of the bronies has a sign saying "MLP is life! Support the Community!"]
Brony #123: Hey,it's the root of all evil!
Brony #42: I hear he is even more worse than Satan's ass!
Brony #1: GET HIM!!
[The bronies charges forward. Linkara immediately step back and close the door,which was then locked up by Tacoma and Tamara]
NC: Well,what did i told you!
Tacoma: It is a good thing we have our OFW armed and ready,just in case!
Tamara: Wait,what is OFW anyway?
Tacoma: OFW,literally stands for "Orbital Friendship Warhead".
Linkara: Critic,where do you even find that bomb?
NC: (shrugs)I have no idea! I've just got that from a guy named "Doug" in the back alley. He even make me sign a contract and warning me to only use it in case something bad happens.
Linkara: Who the fuck would make you sign a contract? Nerd?
NC: No! (to the camera) Anyway,welcome to My Little Pony Month!
[Cue scenes from the intro and several episodes of the original My Little Pony animated series,with the classic MLP theme playing in the background]
NC (Voiceover): (sighs in relief) My Little Pony is a franchise created by Hasbro,the cash cow company behind Transformers. Hey,even the same time as [Cue images of toy versions of G1 Optimus Prime and G1 Jass] the Robots in Disguise! Usually aimed for young girls,it was their attempts to rival the Barbie toyline from Mattel.
NC: Over the passing years,new toylines are still aiming to surpass it with little success. Until a masterpiece comes along,and it's name is My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
[Cue scenes from the opening intro and the pilot episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,with the theme playing in the background]
NC (Voiceover): The only show even popular than Adventure Time! [Cue the Adventure Time title card and some boo-ing in the background] Released back in 2012,this is Hasbro's biggest success and was aired alongside Transformers Prime [promotional image from TF Prime was showed].
NC: Heck,it's even has more fans than the Star Trek franchise...
Linkara: HEY!!
NC: No offense! 
NC (Voiceover): Anyway,the series became a sensation overnight and gave birth to one of the biggest fandom community in history. Quite an achievement for a girls show.
Linkara: Shit!
NC: What? You thought i would do some Hunger Games movie reviews,eh? Fuck no! I been requested by the fans to make this review,and i'm gonna do it.
Linkara: Geez,Critic!
NC (Voiceover): [showing various images and clips from the show] With a self-aware plot,female lead characters that wasn't your typical girl stereotypes,memorable songs,a wide variety of guess stars,a big mix of humor,and a taste for pop culture,My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic is a masterpiece to behold.
NC: Because of that,there are at least eleven episodes that were picked to be the best of the best by everyone else. So,we are on the go for another Top 11 today,and why top 11? Because i want to go one step beyond.
Nerd: Critic,i heard that you're gonna review... [hearing the MLP:FiM theme playing in the background] Holy fuck,is that Friendship is Magic!? Is there any extra seats?! Let me sit!
NC: The fuck...Nerd? You're a Brony!?
[Tacoma and Tamara gasped,while Linkara groaned at the arrival]
NC: If that's the case,you just came into the right place,because this is the Top 11 My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Episodes!
[The opening intro plays,but were edited to include the Nostalgia Critic on several scenes,and ends with "My Little Pony Month presents: Top 11 My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Episodes]
To Be Continued...