Why so VG?

by dereturd

Rating: teen
Tags: Sex, Main 6, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Other, Original Character, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover
Length: 52614

Vanoss and Delirious starts rough in Equestria. And gets even more rough.

Applejack was on her normal day like always.

Until came the newspapers.

Two ponies are now infamous around Equestria for robbing banks and such others. The mane six however try to put peace between the two. But gets worse.

Will they befriend the thiefs of thiefs or will they have a war?

Published 2016-03-20 08:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-30 04:17:12 UTC

New Ranks and Reputations

"COCKADOODLE-TOO!!"

The loud noise finally got Applejack to wake up. She sits up in an instant and stretches her legs upwards.

She yawned. The sunlight rayed over her face.

"Mornin' Equestria!" She cried out.

She got out of her bed and her hooves on the floor. She proceeded to walk downstairs and into the dining room. She opened the refrigerator and grabbed eggs using her hoof. Luckily, there was a bowl already prepared. She puts down the eggs for a soft landing. She turned on the stove. Then proceeded to put some cooking oil.

This was always normal for her.

The door swung open. Or more likely the door smacked. Noticed, she walked to the door before continuing to cook. She found the newspapers.

"Well, suppose the papers ar' here early." She said to herself.

She grabbed the papers. Flipping it.

She gasped.

Jewelry store in Vanhoover. Robbed. 15 wounded.

The headline read.

Now this day wasn't normal.

Normally, her days would've went with.
Breakfast-Work-Hangover-Work-Dinner-Sleep. But this time, her schedule was changed.

"Who would do such thing?" She yelled at herself.

Vanoss continued to load the magazines with bullets. Preparing for a heist.

Normally in Los Santos, their guns would've been loaded with ammo already and just grab some magazines from their crotches.

But this was realistic.

Even though they are in pony bodies of themselves and in Equestria with a power to respawn. They still had logic.

It was their enemy.

The sounds of magazines and gun cackling shook the room. He finally proceeded to load the pistols. He grabs his Carbine Rifle and sheathes it in his crotch.

"Oh shit!!" A voice yelled.

Delirious fell and smacked into the door opening it, his hatchet by his hoof. He raises his head. Seeing Vanoss just staring at him with his owl mask.

"Delirious, we can get caught by those pesky ponies just by you screaming." Vanoss said to Delirious.

"Hey it wasn't my fault who left a sticky bomb on the floor you fuck!" Delrious replied angrily. While Vanoss cringed.

Delirious was supposed to handle the melee weapons. He just puts them on the trunk of their Insurgent. Hatchets, machetes, knives, broken bottles, hammers and crowbars.

Vanoss approached the shelf and wore his vest. He glanced at the weapon above.

The minigun.

He grabbed it, but just fell on the ground while Delirious just watched. Vanoss unaware.

"That's why Lui can only carry them." Delirious laughed.

"You think." He replied.

"Applejack, you okay?" The first thing Applebloom said to her sibling.

"No." She replied firmly.

"What's the matter?" Applebloom asked.

"I..I can't.. Listen sugarcube." She started.

"Have we ever had ponies robbing some places?" She asked while her young sister shook her head.

"Well. Just last night we did."

Her sister gasped.

"Delirious you ready?" Vanoss asked his friend.

"Yeah. Ready." The pegasus replied, adjusting his mask.

The Insurgent drove the streets of midnight Vanhoover. Princess Luna however isn't taking guard this time due to some thing she has to attend to. Giving the duo a perfect opportunity.

Finally the vehicle stopped by an alley beside a Jewelry store. The two went out of the cars and to the back of the vehicle opening the trunk. Getting access to their weapons. Delirious grabbed his Silenced Pistol while Vanoss grabbed his metallic baseball bat. Even though they had almost all their weapons in their inventory. They still need their necessary equipment.

They stopped by a big vent.

"Delirious, no turning back now." Vanoss said.

"Yeah right, I've had fuckin' enough!" The blue pegasus kicked the vent open. While Vanoss grabbed a phone out of his side.

Delirious crawled through the vent. Vanoss used his phone to disable the cameras for a while. Delirious checked the other side of the vent and pointed out his silenced pistol. Proceeded to shoot the surveillance cameras, destroying it. He kicked the vent open again. Got out of crawling as Vanoss followed. Delirious grabbed a bobby pin from himself, just as how he learned in Fallout 4. He also took out a screwdriver as well.

"Vanoss, check the back for a while." He said, while Vanoss nodded.

The red earth pony turned the knob of the backdoor as it opened. He walked left to see boxes and a surveillance camera. Luckily he disabled it. He grabbed his pistol and shot the object. He checked his phone again as a red box with an exclaimation point was beside the timer.

"Thought ponies never had created advanced technology." He said to himself.

Delirious finally opened the case filled with pure jeweled accessories. His thoughts subsided, grabbing his gym bag, he snatches all accessories from the container and into the bag. He closed the case and proceeded with the next one.

Vanoss opened the boxes to see some necklaces and some jewels. He noticed a cabinet beside it.

He pondered.

He carefully opened the drawer (to know if it's a trap or not) only to look at grand pile of bits.

"Jackpot." He said as he grabs as much as possible and into the bag until it was depleted.

Delirious cracked open the 2nd case. Which was also the final one in this building. He did the same procedure--grab and go--carefully closing the case and his bag. He looked at the open backdoor.

"Vanoss, where the fuck are you?" He said in a low tone.

"I'm done!" Vanoss said back with two filled bits in the saddlebags.

"Let's get the fuck outta here!" Vanoss followed him through the vent, closing it. They finally got out of the jewelry store, Vanoss was still busy closing the other vent while Delirious was on the back laying down the bags. The duo immediately returned to the vehicle with a flawless heist.

"Hell yeah man!" Vanoss yelled inside the Insurgent as he starts the vehicle, driving away from the building.

"Hell yeah right dude! We did it!" Delirious said, hoofbumping their hooves.

"I think we became Unreachable Robbers." Vanoss said as a 'ding!' rang on his phone.

He grabbed his device and looked to see he and Delirious ranked up.

Applejack finished with her breakfast. The other ponies AND her friends had to know this right? She left Sweet Apple Acres, while trotting to Ponyville. The first pony(ponies) to bump into was Bon Bon and Lyra.

"Woah Applejack you okay? We're just about to spread the news." Bon Bon first talked.

"Yah Bon Bon. Ah know this already. Ah just read it right after Ah woke up." She told.

"Ok, let's see how others react to it." Lyra said as the two walk away from the cowpony whilst Applejack adjusts her stetson.

She then came across Pinkie Pie, who was walking by with an abstain expression.

She looks dead to others.

"Pinkie." Applejack called out as the pink pony glanced at her with a creepy look. Applejack took steps back.

"Yeah, I saw and read the news! How's that going to make my day?!" She yelled at her friend.

She wasn't normal. Definitely and obviously.

When she always reads tragic events on newspapers, she either shrugs it off or just never talk about it.

This one was different though.

"My Pinkie senses just went wild!!" She yelled at Applejack and ignored her dark-self.

"Like how?" The cowpony asked.

"A grand amount of pinchy knee!" Pinkie replied.

"Oh Pinkie, Applejack! Have you read the news today?" Rarity said from nowhere with almost a calm tone.

"I had the biggest pinchy knee I ever had!" Pinkie said again while Rarity faints.

"Say what now?!" A voice said, revealing to be Rainbow Dash.

"A pinchy since when?" Another voice said out, as she was Fluttershy.

"Midnight." She answered.

"Then isn't that the time when the robbers robbed the store?" The final voice called out again, as it was only Twilight.

"Oh my gosh!"

Author's Note

Hehey! Welcome to the new youtube story!

Don't worry I'll still update They Call Me Sky, alright! Jeez.

Also be on a lookout for this one, it'll be dark as hell.

Vay-nos Pt.1

"I don't think we've finished Vanoss!" Delirious yelled.

The armored vehicle is now getting chased by some armored unicorns and pegasus, either riding a carriage or flying towards the vehicle.

"We gotta fuckin' lose 'em!" Vanoss yelled.

The Insurgent steered right as the armored ponies also follow it's movements. Delirious lowered the glass doors and took out his AP pistol. Aimed at the ponies with a clumsy hold. He pulled the trigger as several bullets fly through the streets, almost hitting the pursuing ponies. The blue pegasus reloaded his pistol as he continued shooting. Then he aimed at the wheel of the carriage, pulled the trigger again and destroyed the wheel, as the transportation vehicle drove sideways and crashed unto a wall as 5 unicorns lay down looking almost dead.

Almost dead.

"Hell yeah Delirious!" Vanoss cheered.

"No time to celebrate, we got some fuckers on our tail!" Delirious said back.

3 pegasus and 3 unicorns are still on the chase on the duo. Not because they knew they robbed the jewelry store but just only they went past the carriage or vehicle speed limit.

Simple law broken. Immediate action.

Vanoss also joined the brawl, lowering his glass door window and threw a sticky bomb. Some pegasus and 2 unicorns went past the bomb unaware. The pony left behind stepped on the bomb, Vanoss also detonated it at the same time exploding it. The unicorns flops down like a dead ragdoll from Gmod.

And barely lived.

Vanoss focused on the street again as he looks at a fork on the road in which he veered left. As the pursuing ponies followed.

"Shit, we went past the way to the safe house!" Vanoss cried out.

"I'll take the wheel use your phone to map around this place!" Delirious suggested as Vanoss nodded.

The red earth pony pulled out his Uzi and his phone. Delirious jumps from his seat and takes the steering wheel. He shakes the vehicle to shake off the ponies behind him.

His hooves driving rivaled Nogla's steering of a motorcycle in firstperson.

"I'm stepping on the gas!" Delirious yelled, firmly stomping on the pedal as the vehicle went faster.

The vehicle sped, the pegasus increased their speed. A colt with a dark blue coat and a navy blue neon mane took the lead, behind him was a musculine stallion with an orange and yellow mane with a red coat.

"Far Flash, speed up the carriage behind us and get the unicorns to shoot at them!" The dark blue colt said.

"Aye aye Capitan!" Far Flash replied, lessened his speed and was by the back of the carriage.

His musculine hooves pushed the carriage as the vehicle added speed. The carriage reached the position of the captain.

"Alright Captain Brave, what now?" Far Flash asked revealing the captain's name was Brave.

"Bark and Starburst, blast some beam to that vehicle. I'll try and pry out the culprits!" Brave planned, the pegasus nodded and the unicorns listened.

The two unicorns' horn glowed, as barrages of beams hit the car with no effect. Far Flash was by the left side of the Insurgent while Brave was on the right side of the vehicle.

Delirious shoots Brave, only to avoid every bullet. He then threw a sticky bomb towards the captain.

Brave's adrenaline already started to flow.

He evaded the projectile as the bomb sticked on a wall. Delirious detonated it, Brave looked back and sighed in relief.

He was wrong.

On his left wing was a small gaping hole. The blood started to flood the coat of the wing. Brave puts all his efforts in only to make the pain worse. He started to black out, alas, he fell on sidewalk and passed out.

"BRAVE!!" Far Flash yelled, only to recieve a bullet from Vanoss by his crest and shoulder. He lost his momentum as he fell on the sidewalk as well.

He glanced on the speeding carriage with 2 unicorns on it.

Now it was up to Bark and Starburst to finish it.

Delirious focused his aim towards the carriage, but his arm went back inside as a beam projectile almost hit him. Then again, he brought out his arm, hoping the unicorns had drained their magic. He put his efforts in as he unloaded bullet by the carriage. By the wheel and body structure of it. It started to drift towards a building. Luckily they used their magic to hold the vehicle.

"We can still do this." Bark said. As he saw a rectangle by the wheel.

"Shit." Was the last thing Bark said.

They exploded.

Vanoss adjuested his side mirror and sees to it that they've suceeded.

"Guess we're done Delirious." Vanoss said to his friend.

"Yeah, but I'm tired as hell." He said back.

Vanoss focused again on the road as they took a left. Finally finding a way back to their safe house.

And they weren't done yet.

2 earth ponies and 2 pegasus blocked their way. The vehicle firmly stopped. Delirious looked at the situation analyzed it.

"Fuck it." Vanoss muttered.

He threw a sticky bomb towards the group and detonated it. The squad fell down really wounded.

And was just alive.

Vanoss continued to drive as he took a left again. Looking at the quiet streets of Vanhoover.

"Guess we don't need fuckin' casualties right?" Delirious asked as Vanoss looked at him.

"Yeah. Don't want to alarm them princesses do we?" Vanoss said while Delirious nodded.

They came to a stop, Delirious opened the garage doors holding it. The red earth pony drove towards the open building. He left the heavy SUV parked where he wants it to be as Delirious locks the garage doors. Vanoss left the SUV and proceeded to the back of the Insurgent.
He and Delirious opened the trunk and grabbed all the bags. But left the weapons there. Vanoss left all the money on the seat for Delirious to count. He proceeded by table near the fridge. He looked at the written small note there.

Vanoss and Delirious.
We have sent you here to complete a task. You'll get what you want when you meet the princesses. All your friends are involved too. The first one between all of them is the guy with a suit and yellow flip flops.
See ya.
-C

He grabbed it and looked at Delirious.

"How do we even know where to find those bitches?"

Author's Note

Say hello to a 3-day-special updates!!

And I think war will start after the next chapter. :twilightsmile:

Gay-min Pt.2

"Where the hell am I?"

A red earth pony who is a stallion with upright spiky black and white hair sat up. On his flank had a symbol of two badass fonted letters in caps-V and G. He was in a middle of a forest he assumed considering there was herbal life surrounding him.

Yet again he was worried.

Sure enough he thought he was dreaming. He remembered he was just sleeping on his bed right after he rendered a video of his.

He stood up on two legs, the first step he took he tripped. Face first.

"Ok now I'm fucking.. Wait.." He paused.

He raised his legs to look at his hooves. HOOVES. The worst part is that he was a fucking horse. Out of every animal there could be he'd take a category of any bird. But anything but horses. He noticed his shades as well. He grabbed them and glanced at it before wearing it directly.

"How did my eye mask turn into shades?" He wore it and shrugs.

But there was minimal things that could make him nonetheless happier. He realized his body or lower body felt a little heavy. He dipped his hoof near his flank to only get a Combat MG from his crotch.

"Oh sweet! My weapons!" He said out loud.

He assumed that he wasn't dreaming, when he tripped he felt pain. His muzzle was the one to get hurt mostly. But since He just knew he had his GTA V weapons, he had to try it out.

He pulled out a pistol and aimed it towards his head. He pulled the trigger.

You commited suicide.

He respawned at his previous spot and glared at the puddle of his blood.

"HELP HELP!!" A voice yelled repeatedly.

He perked up as he followed the trail of the voice. It came from the east. No. The northeast. Wait. Was it the east? Damn he was confused. He kept on wandering until he stopped by when the voice was practically hearable and close to him.

Unintentionally, he put his hoof by his chin and looked upwards to be greeted by a blue stallion who was a pegasus which had brown emo mane and blue eyes with a white hockey mask strapped by his face along with red small stripes by the cheeks and forehead. He also had a tatoo of some sort as a symbol of a mask.

"Vanoss?" The pegasus asked.

"I ain't taking chances." He drew out his AP Pistol and shot the pegasus, killing him.

He sheathes his handgun and continued to wander a bit.

For a while now he found the edge of the forest. He quickly trotted to it as to see it was a cliff. By the west of his side was a small road sloped down towards the small town.

"Oh God.. Fuck no.." Evan paused, glancing at the beautiful but horrible view on Ponyville.

"Hey man-"

"OH FUCK!!"

Vanoss tripped and fell down the cliff, sure it was a small height but he crashed with almighty pain.

"Ahh.. Fuck.." He muttered. Delirious slid down the cliff and to Vanoss.

"Wow man, karma." He laughed as he reached out a hoof.

"Yeah right." Vanoss said lowly, grabbed his hoof and got up.

Vanoss noticed his wings and looked at it.

"You have wings, why won't you use it?" This led to Delirious confused, eyes widened. He looked at his sides and he was right. Two small blue wings folded and closed together.

With no response, he started to flap. With little effort, he was already inches from the earth. Vanoss just chuckled and shoved him which led Delirious to fall down violently.

"My turn to help you up." He said smirking as he reached out a hoof like Delirious did.

"Fuck you." Was all Delirious could say after grabbing his hoof and stood.

"Still, though. Where the hell are we?" Vanoss asked.

"Does it look like I fuckin' know bitch?" Delirious said back.

Two figures from above started to freefall, one was white and the other was night blue or navy blue is what they thought. The figures landed roughly as smoke arise from the ground and upwards. The two coughed and closed their eyes. They opened their eyes again in awe to meet two tall ponies with wings and horns.

"Who are you both?" Vanoss asked.

"Fear us not. We are harmless so to speak." The blue one spoke. While Delirious giggled thinking about Yoda.

Holy shit on a stick, it can talk.

"We are the ones to summon you in this world. We have seen great power both you and your friends." The white one said.

"Hear us out. We are the princesses of this realm. She is my sister and her name is Luna," Luna waved her hoof. "she controls the moon and night. She can hear and read what you think."

"She is my tia. Celestia. Princess Celestia." She pointed towards her sister.

"I control the sun. We have gathered you here to prevent a war from happening." She pulled out her hoof towards Delirious.
"Will you comply?" She asked.

"Fuck no bitch. We have no intention of listening to both of you." Vanoss angrily said, pulling out his pistol from his groin as he shot Delirious and himself.

That was unreal.

A pool of blood started to leak and cover the green colorful grass. The two sisters bowed their heads in what they witnessed. Death by themselves?

The duo respawned yet again in the forest. High-fived (or hoof-high?) and laughed.

"Got 'em!" Vanoss said.

"Let's wander somewhere to a city then." Delirious declared as Vanoss agreed. Before continuing Vanoss stepped on some sort of paper. He read it, after he just puts it in his crotch. Shrugs and left the scene.

"I dunno man. Probably back at the forest." Delirious assumed.

"Lets check it out then." Vanoss agreed.

Just as they were abut to leave the room until a dark purple swirling portal opened from behind. They heard the noise it made and turned tail. They watched.

A stallion--which is an earth pony-- fell unconcious. He had a human skin type coat and a hairstyle of Andrew Garfield's during the shooting of The Amazing Spider-Man 2. He wore bright yellow flip flops and a suit tie. He had some sort of tatoo as a symbol of glasses. He had a facial hair of 'The Fop'.

"Nevermind."

Author's Note

Ha! Told you I updated!

Now you know what happened to the 15 wounded.

Daring Escape

Delirious puts down MiniLadd's sleeping body on the back of the front and driver seat. Vanoss was putting saddlebags and gymbags on the back. All of which was their weaponry and tech.

"Delirious, help me with this one!" Vanoss called out as Delirious ran to his friend and saw a gym bag. "Carry this with your two hands- err.. hooves!" Vanoss said as Delirious and he carried it with their hooves.

Their shoulders lumped down and he was right, the bag was heavy as 4 stacks of glass but managed to keep the heavy bag on the trunk of the Insurgent. They closed the trunk, Delirious and Vanoss double-checked the room, all that was left was some utensils, some bowls and plates and some paper.

Vanoss wanted no evidence left behind. So he checked 4 papers, the first was just some list indicating some medical supplies. The second being only some crude drawing made by Delirious. The third was just some wavey-lines. And the fourth was the interior of the Jewelry store they robbed. Luckily he had a match in his crotch, he pulled it out and burned it. After it was charred. He removes the fire and throws it at the nearby trash can.

The duo was about to leave when Evan came up with an idea. He whispered it to Delirious, thinking it might be fun to play with the ponies.

Guards were just about to enter the garage when a red earth pony and a light blue pegasus opened it. The guards did not hesistate and did their job. The first big grey one talked.

"You two, with us. NOW." His tone meant to be serious. His response was two pistols pointed at him.

The two guards backed up with some angry glares. The ponies outside also shouted and chattered just about the two ponies.

"If any of you are to catch us.." Vanoss yelled gaining attention of the ponies, fast. The duo pointed their guns at their head.

"We dare you."

BANG!!

The ponies watched in utter shock at what they did, and mixed with the following emotions: Angry, prideful, satisfied and relief.

That was what they thought.

The garage doors came opening and crashed. A vehicle bulky but equal to a carriage came out of the ruckus. The vehicle left in broad daylight and drove away apin what they think is success.

The duo met hooves, more of a high-hoof. They snickered as Vanoss continued to drive.

Delirious looked at his mirror and saw a squad of 13 Pegasi guards with swords or waraxes. Delirious laughed. Vanoss noticed the pursuiting ponies behind them. They both pulled out their Uzi. Before shooting it they threw a sticky bomb towards them.

While the guards thought they would have to wait for the projectile to hit the ground and explode. The bomb exploded midair, causing 3 guards to fall down and lose their track, it can already be seen due to the crippled wings and shoulders.

The duo shot bullets towards them at random directions. Some were avoiding every incoming bullet or just fly below the shooting range. The pony in the lead was ignoring the incoming bullets. He simply was just moving back and forth or left or right just thanks to his reflexes. Delirious shot a guard on the foreleg and flank. Either scraping his armor or making a small scar across his body. The guard fell and watched the chase unfold.

Vanoss kept on fucking up, he couldn't even hit or hurt the guards with incoming bullets. Now he really wanted to have fun. He threw out a sticky bomb and directly landed at the front. With the lead pony to notice it.

"Delirious see this?" Evan pointed towards the bomb.

"Yeah?"

"Dunzo." He said, the bomb exploded as 4 guards came out frlm the smoke wounded internally and outside. Delirious gave a small chuckle. A guard was already on tail with the Insurgent, only a few meters.

"See this? Dunzo." He said, stopping the momentum of his speed allowing the vehicle to crash the pony directly behind him. The guard fell floppy. He threw 3 sticky bombs in front, as soon as the guards came to contact near it. Vanoss joked again.

"Delirious look." He said as he looked behind him. "Shukaka." Vanoss said, Delirious laughed as the bombs went off to finish the final pony with a big boom.

"Jesus fuck man.." Delirious snorted.

"Delirious turn around." Vanoss said, Delirious obeyed and screamed.

"HOLY SHIT MAN!!" A beam flew by and destroyed the armored window. Delirious got his head back to his seat. He reacted to 10 unicorns riding either a chariot or a carriage chasing after them. He pulled out his Uzi and unloaded shit ton of bullets towards the unicorn group. He pulled a grenade pin of his and waited for 4 seconds. After a short moment, he threw it towards the unicorn group. The grenade landed by a carriage. A unicorn guard picked it up using his horn.

"What the buck is this?" He asked. His friend noticed the object he held. And reacted violently.

"THROW IT! THRO-"

BOOM!!

The carriage blew up, killing all 5 unicorns riding it.

The fifth set of casualties is here now.

"Hell yeah!" Delirious cheered.

"Delirious.." His masked friend looked at him.

"I wanna have some fucking fun." Vanoss said. He threw some sort of projectile at edge of Mini's hindlegs. He also grabbed a bag from the back.

"Drive this car now." Delirious raised a brow. "Let me just say.. IT'S A TRAP!" Vanoss yelled, he released himself from his seatbelt and bailed the Insurgent.

"VANOSS!!" Delirious yelled to his friend but ignored, Vanoss got up and grabbed something from his bag. Delirious took the driver's seat and continued to drive away from Vanhoover.

Vanoss drew a machete of his before he could use the big guns. The unicorns from the chariot stopped and glanced at him.

"A weak machete from a pony who robbed a jewelry store? Not a problem." One said, he got out of his chariot and conjured a bound sword using his magic. He was cocky enough to take down somepony who can respawn and robbed a store.

He was fucking wrong.

Vanoss simply slashed the guard's nape avoiding his slash, then rolled forward after his attack. The guard fell, as blood leaked from his nape. His bound sword he conjured faded as a pool of blood came from his neck. Vanoss adjusted his shades and gripped his weapon with his hooves. He grinned.

"RAHH!!" Two guards battlecried, they both leapt from their chariots as they both grabbed their physical weapon, a dagger. One charged towards the red earth pony, he swung his dagger but completely missed, he was in a bad situation because his arms and hindlegs was not surrounded with armor. Vanoss took the chance, he swiped the exposed arm as a deep wound came as a result. Vanoss quickly drew out his Marksman pistol and one shot the pony in front of him, killing the unicorn. He reloaded before the second one could have the chance, the guard moved left. Anticipated, he headshots the unicorn. The bullet penetrated through the skull and struck the brain killing him.

The two final unicorns shot a beam towards Vanoss, he couldn't react. So he just lets it be. He was launched back and fell, with his head meeting the earth. The two unicorns smiled at this, but was replaced by a frown as Vanoss stood up like he just failed a trustfall. He crunched his head as bones crackling was heard.

"You wanna join my clan?" He said retardingly. As the two guards were confused. He drew out his sniper rifle and quick scoped one guard. The other looked at his dead friend. He looked back at the criminal who just did a 360 and pulled the trigger from his sniper rifle, which the bullet landed at the chest. Instead of killing the guard, he was incapacitated just of the bullet hit the ribs. Vanoss stood against him as he simply said something.

"Tell your petty princesses this: Your shitty guards did a fucking horrible job." He laughed. He drew his pistol and pointed it at the guard.
"If you don't you'll get a taste of this." He said. The unicorn, without questions, nodded and closed his eyes. As he heard a-

BANG!

Yep, he opened his eyes to see the earth pony 'dead'. After, the criminal's body faded and so did the pool of blood.

Delirious was already out of Vanhoover and in the woods. He was still driving and knew his friend could do the job.

"Delirious-"

"OH FUCK!!" Delirious reacted, and stopped the armored vehicle firmly. He turned to see Vanoss with his bag on him sitting on the hindlegs of Mini.

"Next stop, Manehattan."

Author's Note

Jeez that was fun to write.

Where to Now?

MiniLadd or Craig Thompson so to speak, felt like he's in a coma. He was just having dreams or maybe thoughts on what should he play tomorrow and how should he play it out. But he mostly prefers random or funny moments he would do with Nogla or Delirious.

CHRR

He sat up in an instant. He tracked the source of the sound when it was underneath him. He looked downward, what he got is a brit source of light underneath his blanket.

"Wait- No, No, NO!" He screamed. And the light engulfed him.

He was then in a classroom. And was surrounded by a bunch of other people. He looked around and inspected snd analyzed.

"Ok Craig, it's only a dream." He said to himself.

"Good morning Mr. Thompson." Someone said, he looked to be greeted by a feminine teacher. Who had red natural hair.

"He-he-hello Ms..?" He said in a questionable tone.

"Charlotte. Ms. Charlotte." She responded. "Why won't keep your head down a bit?" Charlotte requested to her pupil. Mini obeyed and puts his head down on the table.

'What the fuck is happening right now?' His thoughts said.

RIIINNGG

He perked up as all the students are leaving the room. Two students, one wearing a red flannel shirt with a white t-shirt and jeans and the other wearing a blue hoodie with jeans as well. Mini, overheard them talking.

"How do we even know where to find those bitches?" The red one asked the blue one.

"I dunno man, probably back at the forest." The blue one replied to his friend.

MiniLadd coughed.

The two looked at the source and found him coughing up so hard.

"Nevermind." The blue one said.

"Craig Thompson you son of a bitch." John said to MiniLadd, he patted his back to prevent the coughing.

"Maybe you should give him some soup." Evan suggested, as he gave $3 to John to treat Mini for some soup.

They reached the cafeteria, Evan and Craig tried to find someplace to seat while John bought soup.

Evan and Craig finally found a free seat, they took it and sat on the spot as John approaches them with a tray of soup. John grabbed a spoonful of soup and fed MiniLadd. In which Craig didn't care about just this is only a dream.

Evan left the table as he saw tons and tons of students watching what was happening outside. Evan was surprised and called out John.

"We have to definitely move." He yelled to his friend. john took notice and left Craig. Mini didn't bother to look as he continued to eat his soup.

The cafeteria was full of chit-chatters. Just talking abut some cops outside the school and at the courtyard. Everyone wasn't sure why they were here in school in the first place.

But mostly it's all about John and Evan.

"They're definitely on to us." Evan whispered to John.

"When do we leave?" John whispered back to his friend.

"We're gonna have to arrange our schedule." Evan said to his friend. They were about to leave when they pulled Craig out of the cafeteria.

"Hey, hey!" Mini yelled.

"Sorry Mini," Evan said, as Craig stopped. Was this a dream? "But we gotta go." Evan said, pulling him and to somewhere around school.

All that hour was just for preparing to escape school, gathering stupid weapons and leaving no evidence behind. Mini, now actually thought this dream was getting to the lore of GTA V. Or maybe this might relate to something.

Thoughts aside, he focused back in the current situation. The two had 3 go-karts just for all of them. They only bought this to go home, but also used for other things. They had bags attached to them as weapons.

The time passed by as they ditched school and are now chased by cops. The 3 are already declared as young minor criminals. The chase was on. Whether let the 3 escape from cops or the cops arrest the 3 youthful criminals. Evan and Craig was in front, John took advantage. He threw a home-made bomb towards the cops, but did nothing against the cop cars. They sped up and used their airsoft weapons, making vandalism against the cop cars. The police was still on easy.

"Hey Delirious." Evan said to John. "See this?" He pointed towards the incoming police. "Dunzo." Was all he said right after he blew up an egg-bomb. Evan repeated the same phrase until he changed it. He again threw an egg-bomb at the cop car and said-
"Shukaka." He said, as the egg exploded upon the car.

"Jesus fuck man.." John snorted.

"Delirious turn around." Evan said, John obeyed and screamed.

The cops was already nearing the back of the kart. Evan then decided he would take one for the team.

"Delirious.." His friend looked at him.

"I wanna have some fucking fun." Evan said, tightening the hold on his gym bag. Craig just wondered what in hell was he doing.
"Let me just say.. IT'S A TRAP!" Evan yelled. Swiftly turning his kart towards the cops chasing him and lead them away to his friends.

"VANOSS!!" John yelled.

Mini slowly opened his eyes to see a blue horse with wings with a mask was driving a vehicle. Thought he was done for.

But this wasn't a dream.

'How long 'till I wake up?' His thoughts asked. He also noticed himself as a horse wearing a suit, in which he would react wildly a short time after. 'I'll just sleep again.' He thought. Slowly drifting into sleep. After that, all he could hear was-

"Delirious-"

"OHH FUCK!!"

"Next stop, Manehattan." As something sits on Mini's legs.

Author's Note

I'm tired in a thousand hellcrap.

Anyway :ajsleepy: need to make the next..

Eastern Gamers

Fluttershy was at the door of the Golden Oak Library. She didn't know it would start this soon. It was half-good and half-bad for her in this situation. Because she was supposed to assist Rarity to restore some tapestries in the old ruined castle of the two royal sisters. Yet she felt bad just becuase she couldn't help her friend.

But it wasn't her fault, it was none at all anyway.

She barged in the library to see Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Applejack, Twilight and Spike. The ponies inside took notice of her, as Twilight was the first to speak.

"Oh Fluttershy! Thank goodness you're here! Where is Rarity by the way?"

"Oh, she had to gather "some" things for this trip." She giggled.

"Very well then, we could start by-"

"Sorry I'm late everypony!" A voice yelled out. Which was Rarity and had a wagon of bags and cases filled with clothing.

"It's okay Rarity, but we don't that much at all." Twilight said, Rarity could only give an embarrassed look. "Anyway, I'm sorry for ruining your schedule everypony. But this is requested all-in-all by Princess Celestia and I'm a princess now too. I had to research on something until the letter came." She showed the letter to her friends in which all had understood. "So we are going to stay in Canterlot for a little while longer." She said, with Pinkie and Rarity so show any promise but Rainbow and Applejack had sad looks.

"Aww! That means we couldn't continue our daring pony contest!" Rainbow whined.

"Sugarcube, the princess gave us an order. Ah I wouldn't mind if we wer' to suspend our contest." Applejack said.

"Fine." Rainbow angrily said.

"Then it is clear. Let's regroup in the train station after we pack up. Sound good girls?" Twilight asked.

"Yes." Fluttershy said.

"Yeah." Rainbow agreed.

"Will do!" Applejack saluted.

"Okie dokie wokie lokie!" Pinkie happily said.

"Sure." Rarity settled.

"Alright then." Twilight said, as the elements went back to their homes and gathered several or a lot of things.

An hour had passed and the bearers of the elements are putting their belongings inside the private train that Twilight booked. And helping Rarity with a problem with her bags. Besides that Spike does all the carrying, they still managed to fill the train with a loadful of cases and bags. They returned to their spots on where they are supposed to sleep. Twilight sat on her bed to think of their next move. But questions lingered in her mind.

What happens if they caught them?

What do they do then?

Will they be friendly?

Those questions did not shut up. She snapped back when she heard Spike calling her out.

"..light! Twilight!" The purple drake said, burping out a sealed parchment surrounded by green flames. After, it faded, then Twilight got ahold of it with her magical grasp. She started to read.

Princess Twilight,

Before you do read this my former student, do not ever read this out loud.

A group of guards had chased the criminals behind the robbery, with only few survivors. Yes, there were casualties, I am truly sorry to say that. But one of which had information on the whereabouts of this pesky ponies. Thanks to Rolling Tide, he knew the criminals had left Vanhoover and off to somewhere else. We assumed they are headed to Manehattan, Los Pegasus, The Crystal Empire and Canterlot. Those are the closest cities and civilization other than Vanhoover. They sent a taunting message. Do ignore the swears if you wish.

The red one said: Your shitty guards did a fucking horrible job.

Who and why would ponies be this cold and evil?

Yes, you are the not only one to think hoe cold and evil they are. I have only decided on this threat on how we would handle this:

One: We can convince them to stop their evil doings and surrender. (Do note that doing this may be very difficult.)

Two: We can use lethal force against them.

Three: We can banish them.

I do know that the elements never intend to do harm anything or anypony. But using this plan might be the only thing to ever stop them from doing the bad and the worst.

But I will tell you more when we, you and you're friends meet.

Princess Celestia.

"That should do it." Celestia said, just right after sending the letter to her former student. As Luna enters her room.

"Tia, shall thou send thine guards to those nearby cities?" Luna asked her elder sister.

"Yes, but at the right time. I cannot send them if they are just a waste of time." Celestia replied. "Besides, we don't know what and when shall they enter a city." She added.

"MiniLadd, wake up! I fucking swear I saw your eyes open a second!" Vanoss yelled to his "sleeping" friend. He only recieved a grunt.

They are still on track of the forest and still wondering what place should they rob on Manehattan. Luckily Vanoss had read some information about this planet or world. He had read about the Crystal Empire, but thinks that 'why would they make a place out of crystal. If that is, then crystals like tose aren't worth it.'. But he has information about Los Pegasus and Manehattan having the wealthiest city. Although Canterlot is also wealthy it was on hillside. So only Delirious could fly up to it, their Insurgent can't drive that steep and they were already wanted so they had to go to Manehattan or Los Pegasus. But mostly Manehattan because thanks to Evan he already decided. Besides, the princess lives at Canterlot and she may use lethal force against them. Then again, he also realized even though they respawn, wounds actually cause real pain to their body.

So it's a hard decision on what they do first in that city.

"Vanoss, are those cities purposely named like horse puns?" Delirious asked.

"Yeah, but they don't give a fuck anyway." Vanoss replied.

The ride was all silent. Well, except MiniLadd's snoring that is. They already assumed that he's awake, for Vanoss that is.

'Wait a fucking second, if I have wi-fi on Vanhoover that means I still have some wi-fi!' Vanoss thought.

He pulled out his phone and checked the map.

The ride is gonna fucking take 5 hours and 27 minutes if they were ever going to enter Manehattan.

Good thing Evan had games on his phone.

Author's Note

I named this "Eastern Gamers" because in Equestria map Manehattan is at the east.

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The Darkness Before The Light- Pt.1

A lone pony was walking to the schoolhouse all by himself. Other fillies and young colts either past him or trotted past him. He had a sky blue coat with an Indigo mane and tail. He had a cutie mark of an atom. This was Atom. He was a unicorn. He had a lot of personality, to mention them all, he was generous, nice, full of pride, genius, besides he was a unicorn but he is honest as well.

From his perspective, he had a normal life. He had the same routine, same topics, same meal. Everything for him was normal. That all changed in one day.

He was sent somewhere else. More likely Canterlot. He wouldn't give a shit about leaving Ponyville and off to Canterlot. What he hated was he get to live with his uncle Chewy. His least favorite family member at all. The only bright side is that his uncle gets home every midnight and leaves at four. When Atom's schedule starts at 7:00. He was happy he wasn't bothered playing with checkers or some stupid board games. He had a nice life.

Until a mail came in.

An envelope slipped in the slot. Atom was about to walk outside when he stepped on the mail. Noticed, he grabbed it with his magic. The envelope opened and pulled out the letter.

Atom,

You are required to have a meeting with Princess Celestia. She requests your presence tomorrow morning. Don't worry about school, we've taken care of it.

Yours truly,
Brawl.

This may be the first time he was ever surprised at something. Nothing at all has impressed him in his entire life, nothing at all.

And this was it.

It was morning, he gathered what he needed and went off to the chariot bays nearby.

His predictions were right. The second he approached the private service chariots, the guards let him in. He took a seat and sat down on the chariot's couch. Just about he was to talk, the guards already knew where he was headed. And it was in the Everfree forest.

It is a mysterious tactic on why the Princesses ever built their home inside the territory of a dangerous zone in all of Equestrian history. But they all think that they need their privacy. They won't be easily convinced to move somewhere else.

He kept on pondering why he would be called in arms by the Princesses. Was it too necessary? Will it change his life?

Questions never ever shut up.

It has been awhile but he finally landed. The castle is, like a giant structure of a church but has some shacks outside. It might be the guard's quarters or just some miscellaneous buildings he suppose.

He set hoof on the dirt, proceeding into the entrance. Where it's also guarded by elite guards of sorts. He approached the double doors. Without a single word the guards automatically opened the door for him. As there was a guard also inside.

The interior had different kinds of colored glass with some mosaic built-in. The walls also had armored pony mannequins. It had alot of purposes, but right now it's just decorations. The entire entryway had a red carpet leading to the main room which also is the throne room. At the same time, it forks to other ways to other rooms.

The guard inside escorted him to the throne room. Where the Princesses would meet him. And he wanted to know the bio of some elite guards.

"Excuse me sir," He started as the guard looked at him. "but what's you're name?" He asked.

"Bonecrusher." He simply said. He had a sand-like color of his armor and had a trident on his back with the same color. He was a simple pegasus and had a sand-colored claw for a cutie mark. To Atom it was like 'mess with me and I'll eat you.' But to Bonecrusher, it was 'im a guard.'.

Atom took note of it in his mind as to be prepared for something coming.

The big door opened, revealing the throne room and six hallways leading to other places. But nopony could ignore the presence of Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. With their rightful tapestries on top of their throne.

Atom faced Bonecrusher, who just nodded and left him. Also closing the door behind him. The young unicorn trotted to the small steps. Which the two Princesses acknowledged his presence and looked at him. Which Atom knelt and bowed as the two royal sisters smile.

"Atom, we must talk in private. Follow me." Princess Celestia said, as he followed her into a room with a coffee table in the middle, a couch, a bookcase beside the door and a plant pot with a plant and a blue carpet underneath the table.

"Come, take a seat." She said as Atom listened and sat. "I have seen many likes of your type Atom. And took them to my school. A school for special unicorns." Atom just rolled his eyes. "But, for you. I have a request for you. I ask you to be me and Luna's apprentice." She said, Atom's eyes widened. "You will learn and partake in different tasks and lessons. All of which your mind can handle. Many adventures await for you Atom." She said.

"But why are you doing this for me?" He asked.

"That is what I am about to say next, I am doing this for you to help us find the tree of harmony. Which contains the powerful magic of the elements of harmony. Those elements have six kinds, Honesty, Kindness, Generosity, Laughter and Loyalty." Before she could continue, Atom quickly interrupted.

"Question Princess Celestia, what is the sixth element?" He asked.

"That my little pony is magic. When you use them all you will get the most powerful magic of all, friendship." She said. Atom only grunted.
"I will also say that if you join us and follow your tasks, and be friendly enough. You will have a special power of your own." She said as Atom sat up. "We do not know what will be that power, but it is you who will discover that." She continued. "So what will you do?" She asked.

Atom could only look down and think of the situation. He could talk it out with his parents, but what of his uncle? If he wouldn't know then he would cry coming to his dad and saying he is gone. Until he gets to his parents first.

"Princess, I do not know what to decide yet. But please set me up a chariot for tomorrow." He said.

"Very well. Return to this castle or send a letter to me if you wish to join. If not, I understand." She said. As they walked out of the room. Atom could only look at the window as it was already dusk. He had to leave know but the ride back would take time as well.
"Goodbye Princesses!" Atom said, as the sisters could only wave.

He ran to the chariot and told them to go back to Canterlot. The guards understood as they traveled back to thr capital of Equestria.

After a long of 3 hours. He has returned but it was already 8:56. He knew he was in a good zone.

There was only few ponies left around the streets, so he trotted back to his home.

He reached the steps and opened the door. Only to see his uncle there arms crossed while glaring at him. Atom dropped his saddlebag and closed the door behind him.

Why did he go home so early?

"Atom, where the hay were you?" His uncle yelled.

"I WAS AT THE PRINCESSES CASTLE!" Atom yelled back.

"WELL THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BUCKING TELL ME?!" Chewy yelled again.

"I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW WHERE YOU WORKED!" Atom yelled again.

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT WHERE YOU WERE EVEN, I WANTED YOU TO GO HOME AND STAY SAFE!!" Chewy scolded.

"WELL YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU WERE GOING HOME EARLY!"

"Look, go to your room. AND YOUR GROUNDED!!"

BOOM!!

RUMBLE!!

CRASH!!

Chewy screamed, Atom could only sprint outside and jump through the railing. He was trembled in fear and the feeling of death. He ran through the streets while Chewy chased after him.

"ATOM!!" He yelled.

Ponies were running from the explosion. A lot where screaming and muttering different things. There was a sight of fire, he turned the corner and looked what was the cause.

He dropped.

A black dragon with red eyes and medium-sized spines placed on his back was flying above a crater with a dead skeleton remains of a dragon.

"Sahloknir, ziil gro dovah ulse!" It said. He payed attention to what they were saying. "Slen Tiid Vo!" It said again as a thunder struck the market place down. The royal guards finally came to action and landed down on the streets. Then the skeleton dragon got out of the burial mound and looked at the black dragon above.

"Alduin, thuri! Boaan tiid vokriiha suleyksejun kruziik?" The skeletal dragon said. He assumed the black dragon's name was Alduin.

"Geh, Sahloknir, kaali mir." 'Alduin' replied back. He knew Alduin was talking to this 'Sahloknir'. The skeletal dragon was burning, as some scales started to grow and return. Then looked at Atom again.

"Ful hi los fin Saviik? Hi los ni fin gein Zu'u prodah." Sahloknir said. Atom stepped back as a cactus green armored guard landed in front of him.

"Sahloknir, I must go to the weak town nearby. Take care of them." Alduin SPOKE in EQUINE. Atom's eyes widened, he understood what he meant but was pulled by his uncle as Alduin left Canterlot and to Ponyville. Sahloknir's scales grew back as he blew out fire from his mouth. The guard in front tried to use his magic but did not work. Chewy knew they would DIE. He quickly took action and leapt in front of the two.

Atom could only weakly smile at what happened.

Chewy was charred while screaming to death. Brawl used his magic to teleport Atom to the chariots and block the next attack.

Atom looked at where he was. He was at the bay. He sat on the seat and told that to go to Ponyville. The guards nodded and quickly went to Ponyville.

The destruction was quick. Meteorites fell on the buildings as it crashes to other ones. Leading to fires or damages. But worst of all Alduin had shot fireballs from his mouth. And even used a wide big flame to destroy the town hall. Ponies were running from different directions. Everything was in a zone of chaos. Atom's ride landed roughly as he jumped out and trotted to his home. He was scared to see his homes in ruins, but worst of all his parents. He was scared that his baby brother may be joined in the debris or even, what he thought of. He only had hoped that his family was safe somewhere.

And he was right.

Tears flooded his eyes. One escaped and dripped through his cheek. He saw his father caught in the roof as a pool of blood was soaked in it. His mother was caught in the debris too. But was holding Neutron Star in her hooves. Atom had reached his mother and tried to free her from the debris but it was no use. He caught his brother in his green aura and held him in his hooves. His mother could only smile at him but quickly told-

"Atom.. please promise me to take care of your brother." Her mother coughed blood. Atom could only sob with his baby brother crying.

"Y-y-yes." He only said. His mother closed her eyes, Atom quickly left and back to the chariot. He could look back and witness the darkest day of his life. A fireball was about to hit her and he could only close his eyes. He sat on the chariot and quickly said to Princess Celestia's castle. He looked back at the last second to witness-

BOOM!!

Water finally flooded his eyes, and yelled in anger.

It was morning. Alduin left Ponyville in ruins as there was small amount of survivors from the attack. Canterlot was half-destroyed thanks to Sahloknir. But thanks to Brawl, he had dissipated the soul of Sahloknir.

Atom had slept on his chariot with his baby brother sleeping but dirty as well. He woke up and sat up to see that several ponies had been around the area of the princesses, and he realized it was time.

He met Princess Celestia in an angry mood but changed when Atom came in. He wanted the ability to avenge his parents.

"Princess. I will take your offer."

He wanted revenge.

"Holy shit that was long!" Vanoss yelled from his seat. He bookmarked the first chapter and threw his book at the backseat, which was entitled-

"A Legend: The Tale of Atom."

Author's Note

Sorry for not updating guys, I had a full-on break but still managed to upload. :fluttershyouch:

But did you get the reference of the dragons I got? :raritywink:

A Popsicle Stick

The Insurgent stopped. The aircon stopped. The engine stopped. The armored car was broken. Delirious got out of the Insurgent and looked at the problem. Vanoss woke up and yawned.

"What the fuck happened to the aircon?" He muttered, adjusting his shades. And at last. MiniLadd woke up.

"Hey guys." He yawned.

"So now you're finally awake!" Vanoss yelled.

"Oh." MiniLadd said. "Where the hell am I?' He asked.

"Your in a five-year-old world filled with ponies. They call it Equestria." He replied.

"Ok, is that a brony world or something else?" He asked.

"I think so."

"Hey guys get the fuck outta the car!" Delirious yelled. Vanoss step foot on the grass while MiniLadd opened the car door and rolled down to the grass.

Vanoss soon thought that they were at the base of the mountain and in the clearing. He also assumed they were beneath the city at mountainside. What did Evan decide to do?

Play games on his phone.

He sat on a boulder as MiniLadd watched what he was doing. Delirious could only fix the Insurgent and do that for the next following minutes, maybe even hours.

A thought went in his head. And decided that he would give it a try.

"Vanoss," He spoke up as Vanoss and Mini looked at him.

"I want you to say the letter..erm.. word-" He was interrupted with Vanoss.

"Wait, what?!" He said while laughing. Delirious could only give a displeased look. "You said 'letter word'." He laughed again.

"Anyway, I want you to say the letter 'q'." As soon as he said that, a menu appeared in front of him.

"Whoa!" "Holy shit man!" Delirious and Vanoss said.

"Holy shit! We can spawn some shit from Gmod!" Delirious yelled, only for Vanoss and Mini to drop out their jaws. They had all the addons they had from their corresponding PC's. And they could only think what they would do.

"We can fly man!" Maybe not for Delirious.

"No man!" Vanoss yelled. "I looked through and found that Kurama car we had in GTA V." He added.

"Oh, oohh!" Delirious and Mini said.

"Alright, if we can remove that car then lets spawn it up!" He tapped on the icon of the Kurama car as it appeared. "Mini, Delirious, get our things from the back." Vanoss instructed as they both followed orders. The two grabbed every of their bags and everything inside the Insurgent. Vanoss then said 'c' as another menu opened. He glanced at the Insurgent as it disappeared in sparks. The two loaded the car with their bags and things. After, Mini and Delirious entered the car. While Vanoss spawned a tank. He got in it and drove it on the car. Crushing it as 3 wheels pop-off.

"Ok that's enough man!!" Delirious yelled, Vanoss put the tank in reverse and bailed the tank. After he removed it and also entered the car.

"Here we go!"

And as expected, the car spun around at first, then launched straight up to the top of the mountain. Or just surpassing the max height of the mountain. They could all laugh and yell in hype and excitement. They would easily reach Manehattan in a matter of seconds. Just like they did 7 tries of this glitch.

After, the car stopped flying and started spinning downwards, more likely pulled by gravity.

"Oh shit, oh shit!" The three yelling. They had reached the Troposphere, they were passing clouds, then finally getting lower height, they saw a small-like village which looked gloomy and grey.

CRASH!

The car made a crater of it's own. As Mini and Vanoss got out of the car and cheered and yelled. A light lavender unicorn mare was approaching the trio. She was about to greet them when she overheard what they were saying.

"Where now sir?" Delirious asked.

"To Manehattan!" Vanoss yelled, the unicorn was about to yell to the trio when they entered the.. machine? Then the machine spun and launched straight up. Somewhere leaving the village. The unicorn could only yell angrily but couldn't.

"Dang it! I could've had more ponies to my town!" She said. Leaving and returning to her home.

The trio was cheering again, the car spun around going upwards. Heading to the east or more specific, Manehattan.

They were in level at the Troposphere, in which they didn't know where they were but they are going east.

"Vanoss, I'ma go down a bit!" Delirious said, driving the car and going downwards. They passed the clouds and they saw a gate to a city.

"HOLY SHIT WE'RE HERE!!" Vanoss yelled, as they screamed in joy and hype. They passed the gates. And crashed onto the streets.

Several ponies were walking around the sidewalk. Just doing what they are doing this day.

Guards at the gates saw a black figure, it was wide and big. It had circular, things on it? It was spinning, and it was... falling down from the sky.

"Dude, is that alien life right there?" A blue colt asked his orange friend.

"Probably."

It was getting closer, and closer, until it reached their sights. It was a machine of some sort and heard somepony yelling.

"OH SHIT!!"

"OH MY GOD!!"

"WHERE THE FU-"

And it crashed.

Ponies panicked when they heard the explosion. Some checked it out some left in fear. The ones who had stayed behind was puzzled on what they saw. It was something with 4 pure black wheels and pure black armor. It had a pointy thing of some sort at the back. They saw a glimpse of a black and white clothing. They also didn't know what caused the explosion. But it was probably the fire hydrant.

Wondering who it was, a light violet pegasus mare stepped forward and checked inside. It was a pegasus with a blue coat and a mask strapped on his face. While the other had a red coat with some shades in him.

"WHOO YEAH!!" The red and some other yelled in joy.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!" The blue one yelled, they all got out of the car and saw where and knew what happened.

"OH MY GODDESS!!"

"IT'S THEM!!"

"RUNN!!"

All the ponies left in swift leaving the trio with some guards to come by. One white earth pony whispered something to the red pegasus. The pegasus nodded, left and went somewhere else.

"Halt, you.. three? Who are you?" The white one pointed to the the one in a business suit.

The trio knew where they were. In Manehattan. Just looking at the ponies looking at them, they knew what the city would bring them.

Yes, they all left in panic. Attracting the other guards' attention.

What the trio didn't know is that word had spread all over Equestria.

Yup, stupidity. They were stupid enough to only get knowledge of Vanhoover chasing after them. It was like in Skyrim, where they were wanted in another city. But were not chased by in the current city they were.

"Halt, you.. three? Who are you?" The white one pointed to Mini.

"Um.. I'm MiniLadd." He said as Delirious got ahold of him.

"MINI, WHY DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME?!" He yelled. "THEY'RE GETTING MORE INTEL ABOUT US!!"

"Exactly." The white one spoke again. "Now, you three. That includes you 'Mini'. Are wanted by either taking you in or be killed."

"GUYS RUN! I GOT THIS!!" Delirious yelled. Vanoss and Mini exchanged looks, afterwards got in the Kurama and started leaving the edge of the west side of the city by flying away in their vehicle. Leaving Delirious behind.

"Zeta, Blackout and Jolt! Go after them!" Without hesistation, the three pegasus chased after the duo's vehicle.

Delirious glanced at the vehicle and glanced back at the guards.

"Now it's your turn to show us how strong you are!" A cyan earth pony said. Charging at Delirious. The blue pegasus prepared something. More likely his bag of tricks. He simply blocked the headbutt of the buffed earth pony with his arms. After a moment, metal started growing out of his arms blocking the headbutt. The metal started to grow around the megalomaniac's body. The metal was just only simple at first, but then it started to switch and flick. It had patterns of it's own and a design.

The shoulders of the it are composite, double layered, and shorter. The shoulder plates are almost twice as long and are only a single piece of metal. It had an opening valve set lower on the suit. The breastplate on the armor has two vertical handlebars.

'Fallout, your gonna save my life.' Delirious thought. As a helmet snapped and enclosed his head. With two visuals, a headlamp, two pipes sticking out of the edge of the helmet and connected onto the back of the helmet. Then he pulled something out again. A crude looking machete, it had long holes in the middle, it was curved with a sharp edge of the blade. 'This blade is FUCKING AWESOME!'

After he transformed, the guards took out their weapons as well. The unicorns did not have any weapons on them, but conjured their own bound swords. It was 1 against 7. The guards were already nervous at this point. Just looking at their opponent. They were already sweating and would likely stand no chance.

Likely.

An earth pony charged forward. The guard was charging his slash but Delirious simply swiped off the left arm of the guard. Causing the guard to fall forward and lose his grip on his sword as Delirious gets his momentum. He grabbed the left arm as he knew somepony would attack him from behind, he smacked the arm on a unicorn guard, again and again until the guard was staggered, he then raised his hind legs and bucked the unicorn guard. He threw the arm away as it hits the next guard coming forward staggering the unicorn, Delirious followed it up by a swift stab to his chest. Then shoved him off his blade. Two unicorn guards charged forward as Delirious had adrenaline already, he roundhoused the two guards. But the other did little effect. Delirious noticed him, he just stuck up his machete right at his opponent's skull. Killing him. While the other one he roundhoused was knocked out. Then the white one who kept talking came at him. He kept on slashing, swiping and swinging. But thanks to Delirious' advanced V.A.T.S (Vault-Tec-Assisted-Targeting-System) he knew what moves the guard would do he simply blocked or evaded them. The captain had enough. He dropped his weapon's grip. And Delirious knew what was he hinting about.

"Oh, so you wanna fist fight bitch?" Delirious yelled in anger. He sheathed his machete.

'Fist fight?' The captain thought.

"..I'm gonna kick your ass mother-" Delirious could only recieve a buck from the captain. It was effective enough to stagger Delirious.

"Oh, so you wanna play like that bitch?!" He yelled. He got up on his hooves and delivered a barrage of punches, jabs, uppercuts, even low blows. But the guard kept on blocking until Delirious bucked his block. Staggering the guard as well. He grabbed the mane of the captain, and held him like a ragdoll. He started to deliver, jabs, punches. And everything he could throw on him. Until he broke his nose while blood started to drip from his muzzle. Delirious then threw the captain away like a ragdoll. And looked around to see other enemies. And he did. He found a young blue earth pony just watching the carnage of his comrades. Not helping at all.

"It isn't right to watch your friends get ass-whooped like that." Delirious said, the private glanced Delirious' way as he pulled out a ranged weapon. He was walking slowly towards the private. Who was taking steps backward. Just in fear, it wasn't a sight to look at a fearless opponent just walking towards him.

It was basically a nightmare.

Until somepony saved him.

A pink glowing net had trapped Delirious. His confidence got up as he charged towards the armored killer.

"NO SHIT MAN!!" He yelled. His right arm--where he was holding his weapon-- got free of the net. He then pulled the trigger and shot the private at the chest. Making him trip and fall, passing out. Delirious sheathed his weapon, while he was being pulled back. He turned around to see a fleet of guards there, while a white unicorn with purple armor used his magic to trap Delirious. His armor started to retract back. The metal pieces of his armor started to return as a cube. The cube was now fully retracted. And got inside Delirious' crotch.

The mask frowned at the situation. And could do nothing but watch. He just sat there arms crossed and just got more fucking quiet.

The captain then lets his 2nd command get ahold of the net, as he approached the private and carried him.

"You've done well. Even though you didn't do much." He said to the unconcious body.

Earlier..

The Kurama car was spinning around at the air. Going into downtown at crazy sppeds of spinning. They were spinning around so much they couldn't tell if they were even being pursued or so.

Jolt and Blackout could already see them and were on it's tail.

"Ok, let's try and take them down!" Jolt said to Blackout.

"Uhhh."

THUD!

The two got hit by the spinning vehicle. And passed out, shich both were falling out. Zeta watched what happened, but risked himself to save his friends. He dashed downward and surpassed Blackout and Jolt. He looked up, dashed again and caught Blackout and Jolt. Although Blackout was too heavy, so they were still falling in high speed. He tried flapping up, and only got a bit of the velocity to decrease. They were nearing the ground, he couldn't bear what would happen next.

He closed his eyes.

Nothing happened.

He opened his eyes to see him and the others got caught by some pegasus and a wonderbolt member- no. Captain, Spitfire.

"Hang on Zeta!" Spitfire yelled, as she pulled the 3 guards up as they were slowly getting pulled up. Afterwards, the pegasi lets go of the guards as they land on the rooftop. Spitfire then approached his friend.

"Spitfire, I owe you one. But does your members caught up with the thing up there?" Zeta asked.

"Negative Zeta. My members are handling different things, besides I couldn't even see them anymore." She said. Then looked up to see nothing but the clear blue sky.

"Hell yeah!" Vanoss cheered, as they clapped their hooves together in success.

"So where now Hoodini?" He asked.

"Let's find an abandoned building."

Thr car stopped flying and skidded on the street. (Since they were too low.) They conviently crashed in an abandoned building. They got out and saw that it was already abandoned due to the lack of light and ponies.

"Welp this looks abandoned to me." Mini said, as he leaned on a switch. Which then the light all opened. Vanoss thrn looked right to see the swirling portal again.

"What now Eva-" Mini stopped and glanced at the portal. Where then another pony came out.

It was a brown earth pony which was a colt, he had a white bear hat, a baby blue shirt and a green bag. With a tatoo of a dumbbell.

It was actually good this time that he woke up.

The earth pony looked around. To see a red and human coated earth pony casually staring at him.

"HOLY SHIT!!" He yelled.

"IF THIS IS A HORROR MAP THEN IT IS!!"

Author's Note

This was fun. Sorry if the words at the battle seem boring. I had to finish this to get to the exciting chapter.

"This is the wrong time!" -Pt.1

Delirious just sat there and just fucking waited in the dark inside a small cage with the light only pointed at the cage. He couldn't fucking believe he lost to some damn ponies. He did remember that Evan destroyed all those guards back in Vanhoover. But this time how?

Maybe it was they knew some knowledge of them or he got too carried away with his pride?

He doesn't even fucking know anymore.

The door then opened, with two figures in the dark. One was averagely tall while the other was as tall as a stool. He saw glimpse of the background, where there was only a counter and a notebook. The door closed by the figure in the shadows. It approached Delirious as it grabbed a stool with her magic. She then placed it down and took a seat. Her face shown a little by the light.

She had a lavender coat with purple eyes and a purple mane with pink streaks on it. And had a horn.

"So, who are you?"

Twilight wasn't in the mood. She wasn't able to join her friends in Manehattan for a break. When a letter was delivered to her by Princess Celestia. She again read the letter as Spike followed her.

Twilight Sparkle,

The fugitives of the bank robbery in Vanhoover has arrived here. It was just told recently by a pegasi guard. But I have a request for you.

There is now three fugitives because he was an accomplice just because he joined them. But we have captured the wild blue pegasus. Be careful though, he snapped somepony's arm when they gave him food to eat.

So I want you to interrogate him and get answers.

I trust you in this completely.

Princess Celestia

'Wait, if they're here. Then that means..' She gasped at her thought.

"What's wrong Twilight?" The purple drake asked.

"MY FRIENDS ARE IN DANGER!" She exclaimed as some ponies directly stared at her. He only gave a chuckle and a nervous smile. "Sorry everypony."

"Twilight, they must be hiding somewhere. But, I don't know so.." Spike said, as Twilight could only ignore them like what he said.

She and Spike had reached the local police station. She tracked the source of the blue pegasi's magic and led here. She barged in. And in her current reputation, she was ignored by policecolts walking by. Since he still was being tracked, she knew where he was held in.

"I won't give any fucking answers missy." Delirious said at the lavender pony. "Did those white big bitches of yours told you that I or we came from another fucking world?" He asked. She got completely pissed at what he said.

"Wait.. what?!" The pony exclaimed.

"Then those bitch are stupid as hell. They don't even give their top secret answers to their closest friends." He said. She choked on the word friends. Just remembering a single word of that made her look away.

"What else do you know about?" She simply asked. Delirious just shuts the hell up. "WHAT ELSE DO YOU KNOW ABOUT?!" She yelled. Delirious could only chuckle.

"And if I don't?" He asked. She could only conjure an ice spear at him.

"I will make you pay." She said in anger.

"Pfft.. I died in this world like.. I fuckin' lost count for how many times now." He said, she got completely puzzled at what he said. "In other words, I can't die bitch."

Her eyes widened, she didn't know what to do now.

"Right now I could actually kill you." He said, only to make her even more angrier. "Want me to prove it?" He asked, as a menu appeared in front of him and tapped an icon as the menu closed. Delirious then pulled out a 'bubble daryl' shotgun in which what he and his friends say and pointed at the lavender pony.

"What if I said that you wouldn't leave this world at all?" She asked. Delirious chuckled and sheathed his weapon in his crotch.

"You got me there," He said. "But, I am hungry."

"Well, what do you want?" She asked.

She couldn't believe she's taking orders from a criminal like him.

"Got any donuts?"

"Marcel, stay calm.." Vanoss said.

"I FUCKING CAN'T EVAN!!" Marcel yelled, as he kicked the chair near him.

They already explained everything that has happened to them. In this world that is.

"WHAT IS EVEN THE POINT BEING HERE?!" Marcel yelled more.

"I already told you that-"

"NOT YOU GUYS, ME!!" He yelled. Vanoss only pulled out a note he got long ago.

"Here, read this." He gave to Marcel.

Delirious and the interrogator finally finished eating their donuts. Delirious slapped both his hooves to clean off the bits of bread he ate.

"Now that's over with.." He said, as the pony took her notes.

"My name's Delirious, H20 Delirious." He said, as she thought that 'what kind of name is that?!'
"But what's yours?" He asked, pulling out his phone.

"Twilight Sparkle. Princess of Friendship." Twilight said, as Delirious hid his phone.

"Why are you here?" Twilight asked.

"Well Sparkle ass," He said as Twilight got annoyed. "That's the question you should ask your leaders about. But we only know that 'there's and incoming war.'" He said, doing the signs.

"What do you mean by 'we'?" She asked.

"That's something you should discover later." He said, pulling his phone and kept on tapping somethings. While Twilight only took note.

"Are you fucking serious?" Marcel asked. Vanoss could only nod.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TAKE THEM SERIOUSLY?!" Marcel yelled.

"Because they're the ones who brought us to this world remember?"

"YEAH BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU COMPLY?!"

"I HATED IT WHEN ME AND DELIRIOUS WERE SLEEPING THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN BROUGHT HERE!!" Vanoss then stopped when a thought entered his mind. "Speaking of Delirious.. Where the fuck is he?"

Daunde dawn na na nawn!

"Wait, gimme a second." He said, as he pulled out his phone. Only to get the following message.

John
Dude, I'm in jail

"Are you fucking serious Delirious?" He said out loud.

"What?" Mini asked.

"Come on, you could already guess what happened." He said, as a he trots to the roof.

"Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me." Mini said, as he and Marcel followed him upstairs.

Marcel and Mini reached the roof to see a buzzard spawned in.

"We gotta rescue Delirious." He said as Marcel and Mini hops on.

"Anyway Mr. Delirious, would you like to continue?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah sure." Delirious replied, hiding his phone again.

"What was the cause of the craters at Vanhoover?" She asked.

"Oh, it's just these." He showed an icon of what he was talking about.

It was a proximity mine and a sticky bomb.

"Ok, so how does the thin one explode?" She asked.

"When they have been destroyed or just stepped on." He said.

"And the other?"

"We explode it when we want to."

"Anything else?" He asked.

"Well, what about-"

BOOM!!

The room exploded, the night sky had shown light to the broken room. The cage was breached. And there was a helicopter but to Twilight, it was a flying machine of some sort.

"I'm sorry Missy." Delirious said. And looked at her, realized she was an alicorn. Spike just ran to her side. "But I gotta go." He jumped and landed at the helicopter's 2nd pilot seat. The machine flew and left.

"Spike stay here!" Twilight said.

"But Twilight!"

The door then slammed open. As some police colts and her friends with the three princesses arrived.

"What happened?" Celestia asked.

"He escaped! Along with 3 more ponies!" Twilight said.

"Three more? I thought they were 3 in total?!" Luna yelled.

"There's not much time! We have to chase it!" Cadence said, as she flapped and left along with the two other princesses.

"Girls, come on. Let's go!" Twilight said, as the mane six tries to catch up with the helicopter.

"So they're onto us?" Marcel asked.

"Yeah." Delirious said.

"Well shoot 'em!" Vanoss yelled, as Mini and Marcel takes out their Combat MG's and shoot towards the Princesses.

Projectiles flew and missed the three main princesses of this land. They were just simply evading it or just using magic to block it. At the streets was the Fluttershy, Rarity and Applejack riding the chariot. With Pinkie running really fast, Rainbow flying along with the princesses and Twilight as well is flying with them.

"Well there's alot of them now." Marcel said.

"Guys jump!" Vanoss said, as all jumped from the helicopter and landed at the rooftop of the building. While the helicopter crashed in another building, causing damage.

"Tia, did they..?" Luna asked.

"Maybe." Celestia simply replied.

The four was just about to set hoof on the first floor of the building and was about to-

"GET THE FUCK ONE THE GROUND!!" A pink-ish unicorn wearing a pig mask, a black leather jacket with a furry collar and a white bicycle helmet while holding a carbine rifle said.

"Yeah, get down now!!" Another one said with a red coat a monkey mask with a cigar on it's mouth holding a minigun said.

"WOAH GUYS IT'S US!!" Mini yelled, still unrecognized. Until they saw Marcel and Vanoss' cutie mark.

"HEY IT'S YOU!!" Tyler yelled as Lui smiled.

"Guys we don't have time! We gotta pack up!" Vanoss said as all got to work, carrying bags and sorti them into one place.

"Uhh, Evan." Tyler said as Vanoss looked at him.

"Where do we pack up?"

"Oh it's right ther-"

BOOM!!

The entrance exploded as a Rainbow stream came out of the smoke. A figure then got Vanoss on the wall, he pulled out his heavy pistol and pointed at the... mare?

A pegasus with cyan coat and a rainbow mane and tail was there pinning Vanoss to the wall. And she was angry.

The smog cleared up as the princesses, the mane six and the captain who captured Delirious appeared.

Fluttershy and Rarity's confidence dropped, as they backed off a bit just of the ponies pointing weapons at them.

Pinkie tackled Delirious, Cadence accompanied Pinkie. Applejack was facing Mini. But was pointed with a spiral weapon by Lui. The captain and Twilight faced the pig. But was pointed a gun at by Marcel. And the princesses just stood in the middle.

"Drop your weapon!" The captain yelled.

"No get the fuck off him!" Marcel yelled.

"Get the fuck off me bitch!" Delirious yelled.

"Nope, never!" Pinkie replied in a happy tone.

Twilight got closer to Tyler but a projectile nearly hit her.

"That's a warning shot!" Marcel yelled, pointing his gun at the captain. Vanoss hit Rainbow at the muzzle, he was released but Rainbow was hurt. Now pointing the gun at her but was accompanied by Luna.

Silence filled the room.

"To be fair and clear, drop your weapons and we will back off." Celestia said. All the criminal friends agreed and dropped their weapons, the ponies who cornered and tackled them also backed off and returned as a group. But Delirious, Tyler and Vanoss readied a throwing knife behind their backs.

"Now, is your final warning. We will not send you to a prison but we will bring you elsewhere. Will you comply?" Celestia asked again.

"And if we fucking don't?" Vanoss asked. Everypony (except the crew) was annoyed by the way of his answer. The criminal group pulled out their handguns and pointed towards them.

"Do you realize we can fucking kill any of you at this instant?"

Author's Note

Before continuing this, let me know first what decision would happen here.

Say #Hellyeah if you want this answer.

"But we can still banish you." Cadence said.

"Try killing us and we'll come back to life." Delirious said.

If not, say #Hellno if you want this.
"But you cannot go home of you do eliminate us." Luna said.
Also sorry for the boring type of chapter this is.

"This is the wrong time!" -Pt.2

"But you cannot go home if you eliminate us." Luna said. Vanoss lowered his aim. Tyler grunted. Lui coughed. The crew exchanged looks, muttering something that the other group could not understand.

"Deal." Vanoss lets out a hoof as the crew sheathes their weapons. Celestia and Luna just only nodded. "And if you do plan to banish us. That won't work." He added before he told the crew to actually pack up this time. The other group went outside as there was police colts arriving.

"Do not worry. We will take it from here." Celestia said as the police colts nodded and left. She then faces the mane six. "Twilight, your friends may return home or continue forth on what they are doing here." She said. Twilight turned to her friends and nodded. The girls understood and returned to where they must go next. "As for you Twilight, you will help us in solving in our current situation."

"You mean them?" Twilight asks, pointing to the crew inside. While they were laughing, shoving each other and calling names.

"Not them. There is an incoming massacre. I sense it." Celestia replied, Twilight only gasped in shock.

"Well, it has to be them!" Twilight exclaims, gazing at the crew again. Especially the one in the pig mask.

"No, it is not them."

"Then who or what is it?"

"It is something from Taurtarus. It is trying to escape."

"But why did you pick them then?"

"True. Why?" Cadence asked.

"You can already see it for yourself." She simply answered. Cadence and Twilight used their magic to inspect their power level.

They gasped. The Princess was right.

"Now you see." She said. "They can match the element's power. Even yours Cadence."

"But we can we even trust them? Even though they killed a lot of us?" Twilight asked.

"Yes, and if they betray us one more time, I will make sure to banish them for good." The lavender alicorn only nodded.

"Yo Evan, how'd you get this car man?" Wildcat asked his fellow crewmate.

"Say the 17th letter of the alphabet." Vanoss replied, Wildcat just mentally counted and knew what it was.

"Q." He phrased, as soon as he said that, a menu opened in front of him. "Holy shit! We got the addons in Gmod!" He yelled. "Then, why didn't you changed character model?" He asked.

"When I said the third letter of the alphabet, I saw no icon or tab of a player model. So I let it slide." He explains, as everyone understood. About all of them knew they were joining thr ride of the Princess so Vanoss removed the vehicle before they have the chance to scrap it. The 4 main Princesses walked in the base of the building and approached the crew.

"Your team-"

"Crew." Mini corrected.

"Anyway, your crew will ride with us on the way to Canterlot." Celestia said. The entire crew just agreed and joked. Some even shoved in laughter. The four Princesses could only smile at the scene.

There was two chariots. That could fit all of them. On the 1st chariot, there was Delirious, Vanoss, Tyler, Celestia and Twilight. While Twilight sat closer to Tyler. The 2nd chariot's passengers are Mini, Marcel, Lui, Luna and Cadence. They took off.

Lui's stomach grumbled, and turned into his squeaky voice.

"I want some gummy bears!" The young colt said. Luna and Cadence could only smile whilst Mini and Marcel were giggling. Cadence then held Lui's cheek.

"You may sound childish but you look like a man." She teased, Lui could only pretend to cry. Mini then pulled out a plastic of gummy worms.

"Here Lui, have some-" Mini was interrupted when Lui smacked his hoof with the gummy worm.

"I don't want that! I want my gummy bears!" He whined, Marcel and Mini were only laughing their ass off as Cadence and Luna were already giggling.

Twilight was officially sleepy. She yawned and stretched her hooves. Being beside Tyler, she buried her head on his arm and took a peaceful sleep. Tyler noticed this, and just lets it be.

"Ey, Tyler. You got some new girlfriend huh?" Delirious teased. Tyler grunted.

"Delirious, your just jealous." Vanoss said. Tyler chuckled.

"Oh yeah? Well ye-ye-ye your.. your.." His sound getting lower and lower.

"No comebacks? Jeez you suck man." Vanoss said. Celestia could only smile at the scenario at hand.

"I hate to break your conversation, but how can you resurrect?" Celestia interrupted.

"Let us just say, we got that from games." Vanoss anwered, Celestia was only confused. "You'll learn it soon enough." The alicorn let's it slide.

"Excuse me, Mr. Lui is it?" Luna asked.

"What?" Lui asked in his squeaky voice.

"How do you manage to switch the pitch of your voice?" She asked.

"Well," He began in his serious voice. "Even though I am 30 years old, my voice box is naturally high-pitched." He explained, understood by the the princesses.

"Lui, tell us a scary story!" Marcel exclaimed. Clapping his hooves.

"I agree to that." Mini said.

There was a night like tonight. And there were five people, and their cars broke down in front of a cave.

So I called my mom.

And she picked us all up.

She all left us to our homes.

And then I went to bed.

"..The end!" He ended in his squeaky voice. Making the two criminals friends burst in laughter.

"Did you seriously repeat what you said back near that mine?" Mini said in laughter.

"Yeah." He replied.

"If only Tyler was riding with us, he can get his super shotgun and blast you." Marcel joked. The princesses exchanged looks, and only smiled.

Twilight moved her position. And was now sleeping by Wildcat's lap. Wildcat only brushed her hair.

"So you do care for her?" Celestia asked.

"Maybe." Tyler said, looking away from them. He then felt something on his shoulder.

"Listen man," Vanoss said, as Wildcat turned to him. "Don't hide your feelings. We already see it. Just admit that you care for her." Vanoss said. Wildcat only pretended to sniffle but lead to a snort. Delirious and Vanoss snorted too. Leading them into laughter.

"Oh! I almost forgot!" Celestia exclaims. The three colts looked at her.

"What are-" Cadence and Luna began.

"-your names?" Celestia asked.

"Wildcat."

"Vanoss."

"Delirious."

"Basically."

"Mini."

"Lui."

Deep inside Celestia's heart. She could feel the affectionate part of them. While the other part she felt darkness.

They reached Canterlot. The group had landed on the balcony right before to the entrance behind the garden. The guards noticed their presence. And opened the gates. Tyler was about to leave his seat, when Twilight's head fell to his arm. He smiled. He carried her bridal style. Besides, he doesn't even know how to use magic. It was too difficult for him to walk on two legs. But he had to do it. All his friends and the princesses looked at him. They only chuckled and laughed. Then proceeded to walk into the castle. Vanoss was left behind and was in pace with Wildcat.

"Wildcat, are ya gonna sleep with her?" He asked. Wildcat was sweating, not because of the question but the struggle of him carrying the lavender alicorn. So Vanoss thought he was shy to admit it.

"I see.." Vanoss said, making a 'You love krabby patties, don't you Squidward?' face.

"No dude, it's just hard to walk in two legs while being a horse you pussy!" He replied. Vanoss only laughed, and followed with the group. Wildcat stopped, and trotted to the nearby guard. "Excuse me sir." He said as the guard only stood there but listened. "Do know any nearby vacant bedroom?" He asked, the guard moved and trotted to the bedroom. Wildcat assumed he listened, so he followed without any question.

The other group came in a discussion room with a lot of bookcases filled with books. And a gigantic table in the middle with king and queen-like chairs at the following sides.

"This is where we will discuss some things." Luna said. As they headed right to where the single bedrooms are.

"And this is the place where you will sleep." Celestia said, lighting up her horn as Lamps light up and reveal the room. It looks like a hospital like room. With cyan tiles and teal walls with white ceilings. The beds are in match of color with the tiles, and looked comfortable. Cadence noticed there was no sign of Tyler.

"I'll be back for a while." She said, before teleporting away. the group, confused on where she went.

Wildcat just finished putting Twilight onto bed. She slept soundly and comfortably. The blanket tucked and covered her body except her head. Like how one would sleep. Wildcat could only smile at the scene.

"Hello, Wild-" A feminine voice said, Wildcat however screamed and turned to the one who talked.

"This is the wrong time!" He said and stopped until he realized it was just Cadence. "Oh, uh.. Sorry Cadence." Cadence accepted the apology, and saw Twilight sleeping peacefully.

"Will you sleep with her?" She asked.

"Yes Princess." He muttered and blushed, just enough for her to hear. She only smiled and chuckled.

"Good luck Wildcat. I trust you to take watch of her. I know she is a princess but please, keep an eye on her." She said with a smile before leaving the room. Wildcat weakly smiled, and sat on the bed.

"Damn I'm tired." He muttered, he also realized how she ignored all the yells and noise during the walk. But he was damn tired. He removed his shoes, his helmet and his pig mask. He tucked himself in bed and slept soundly.

Delirious leapt and crashed on the bed. Making him bounce. Mini was already asleep. Lui was still organizing his things and so did Marcel. While Vanoss was just there, his hooves on the back of his head. His shades beside him. And was just there thinking some things.

'Why was she sparing us? Are they that nice even if we kill sentient beings like them? Even if they lost a member of a family?' He thought. He looked at his side, where there was his saddlebag filled with his things. He left bed and roamed the castle.

He was roaming around. The guards were paying attention to him. Finally after peeking room by room. He found the room of Wildcat. He was sleeping, beside her. He laughed.

'He's lucky he got the V.I.P room.' He thought. He returned to his room, to see Delirious and Lui still awake. Delirious was just checking his phone while Lui was loading his weapons. Vanoss returned to his bed. And grabbed a book from his bag. It was..

A Legend: The Tale of Atom.

Author's Note

Welp, there's the first pairing.

Now it's time to reveal who -C is from the first note next chapter.

Life is Born, Life Dies- Pt.2

ONE
Life is Born, Life Dies

The Royal Sisters whispered something to each other. Atom just hoped he would be still accepted. The Royal Sisters stood from their thrones. And approached Atom. Who was still hoping he would get the qualifications.

"Atom, close your eyes." Celestia said, Atom followed, closing his eyes. The Royal Sisters held his forehead.

"Zul nol lot mudozaan. Mu wahl daar prustmun dovah prustmun. Ofan mok fos suleyk rok tolaan ahrk kovon ko. Wahl mok pruzaan lf pruzaan. Mu fent nu gon gor!" The Sisters loudly chanted.

'JEEZ! I THINK THEY MEANT EARS!' He intensely thought. The Sisters finished, and stopped holding Atom. Who was holding his head while it was shaking.

"Atom, to actually prove you are truly an apprentice.." Luna began, her horn lighting up. A white orb started to appear. There was transparent rings around it. And it felt powerful.

"Absorb this soul." Celestia finished Luna's last sentence.

'Oh goddess, oh goddess! What do I do, what do I do?!' He intensely thought. The soul began to rip itself into pieces. And parts of the soul then approached Atom and was absorbed into him. Atom was only astonished at what he did. But it felt relaxing, powerful and comfortable. The soul was then entirely absorbed. And now into Atom. Smoke was placed where the soul was, and the Royal Sisters were smiling.

"You are now declared, a true dragon apprentice." Celestia declared.

"Princess, is it that simple?" Atom asked.

"Yes, it is that simple. If you have the desire to show that your filled with determination." She replied. Atom heard the word determination. He was just tranced and analytical into that word. Something about that can match vengeance. Or maybe it is just mercy. "And also, since you are now and apprentice of ours and meet us all the time. You don't have to be that formal."

"I understand Tia." He said, starting to lose the habit of being formal.

"Well then Atom. We do hate it to break it to you but you have to start your duties immediately." Luna stated.

"As for that, we will move to Ponyville to help in rebuilding. Atom, you in the meanwhile secure Canterlot and help in taking medical attention." Celestia added.

"Understood." Atom said.

"Now go, we will still attend some duties if you don't mind." She said, as they both teleport away and to Ponyville. Atom proceeded to leave the castle and left to Canterlot with his baby brother.

Atom can still recall the time he was accepted by the Royal Sisters. They went on adventures like trying to find information about their father's creation. Wandering deeper into the Everfree Forest. Going along with a squadron of Royal Guards. It is the Dragon Age back then, and is still happening.

It was years then that past. Back at that time when he was accepted, he was just 7 years old. But now, 6 years had passed and he was now 13 years old. At that age he was the captain of Pony On Special Ops. And conducted secret missions to go on a search party or front line assaults. But he was still taking orders from the Princesses of course.

He was wearing a grey shirt with a grey vest and a headband with a plate symbol of some kind of figure whispering. He was also wearing grey bracers, and had a holster for his sword.

Still, he remembered he has to attend the birth of his cousin Star Steel's daughter. It was just in Canterlot's local hospital. Lucky for Atom, he was just about to encounter it.

There was this one phrase that could never shut up.

Life is born,
Life dies,

He only thought of that just because he remembered his friends in his missions.. died. And remembered his cousin having a child.

He only wished his 5 year old brother was here with him, but wasn't. Still busy in partaking school related activities.

He was in front of the hospital, he was about to be an uncle. But if Star Steel ever had him to ask his daughter's name. He knew the exact one. Sighing, he entered the hospital. Asked the reception where the designated room was and headed there by stairs.

He was in front of room 210. He was going to wonder about it. And was feeling nervous. Dang, he was just 13 years old, had a 35 year old cousin and is just about to have a child.

Does anypony even had that life?

He used his magic to open the door. And was greeted by Star Steel, Clank Glow, Sweet Daisy and Light Flight, which she was on the bed. Holding her baby while Star Steel was petting the baby.

"Hey everypony." Atom greeted, and was greeted back by his cousins and uncles. Especially Star, who was approaching him.

"So, Atom.." He began, holdng Atom's left shoulder. "What would you name your child if you had one?" Star asked.

"I would name him or her; Velvet Heart." Atom answered.

"Well, Atom. Thanks for the suggestion." Atom was just confused at what he said.

"Homey, I would call our child.." Star began, making his volume louder. "Skyglow Heart." He said, as everyone was agreeing on what was the suggestion. Skyglow Heart, Atom approached Light Flight, who was holding "Skyglow Heart".

"Light, may I hold her?" Atom asked, Light nodded, Atom then got ahold of Skyglow.

She was a pegasus with a pale sand coat, magenta eyes and had violet mane. He was shaking his arm, and was playing around with her.

"There there Skyglow." Atom whispered, as Skyglow was smiling and snorting. Star noticed and said-

"She likes you." Atom just chuckled.

A Special Ops soldier entered the room. Wearing shades, a fedora and a grey coat. Pretending to be somepony normal.

"Sorry everypony. But Atom, may I have a word with you please?" The soldier said, as Atom was giving Skyglow to Star. Who continued to comfort Skyglow. Atom said his goodbyes and left his room, following the soldier ahead.

"Captain, what do we do?" The soldier asked.

"Let's not talk here." Atom said, as the soldier nodded and both disappeared.

They teleported in an alley way, the entrance was blocked by crates. A good space for them to banter.

"Danger Close," Atom began, as the soldier named Danger Close took off his incognito attire. Danger Close was a colt and a unicorn that had a teal coat, a white mane and tail. Atom took out his bingo book and flipped through pages. "We're going to patrol around Everfree at this time. And on the way, if we do come across a cave, we have to explore it." Atom explained, closing his book and puts it on the pocket of his vest. "But first we need to contact Dreadlock." He said, as they vanished again.

They were outside a wooden door talking to Dreaklock, who was mare and a pegasus wearing a ski mask, a grey shirt and a black vest with purple streaks on it. She was chewing on some breadsticks she got from Canterlot.

It's a good thing they had bases everwhere in Equestria.

"So captain.." Dreadlock began, as Atom gazed her way. "Where will we start?"

"Right now." Atom answered, leaving and vanished into thin air as the two ponies followed his trail.

It was evening. They were roaming around the middle of the forest. Where the castle of the Royal Sisters is actually nearby. They separated and walked around. (Hovering around in Dreadlock's case)

Good thing Atom and Danger Close were unicorns.

They were using their spells to light up the area. All they could search and pay attention around was the wildlife and the plants.

The breeze went by, ladybugs were flying around. Owl noises were made. Racoons were atop branches. Ants were walking around in a path.

WOAH!!

Dreadlock and Atom heard this. Quickly, Atom lept from his position and jumped from tree to tree. Dreadlock was simply flying up high until she can she anything blue. And she found him. She bomb dived and stopped before she could actually crash. She landed on her hooves as Atom came out from a tree, landing by Danger's side.

"It's a good thing you found this Danger." Dreadlock said.

"I was just pating attention around except in front." Danger muttered, getting up from his position. They were now standing on a rock-stone land. They landed in a small ravine, it was just like a microscopic scrape on Equestria. They roamed and patrol, Atom took lead while the others were looking around.

"Hey.." Atom said out loud, the two looked at his way. And they were staring at a fault rock. "Do you think this wall looks fake?" He asked.

"Yeah," Danger said, analyzing the structure of the wall. Dreadlock started to buck the fake wall as hard as she can. Only managing pebbles to fall down from uptop. "What now captain?" Danger asked, conjuring a bound battleaxe.

"You two go back to HQ. I report this to the Princesses." He said, the two nodded and vanished again. Atom started to roam that wall, he started to punch it lightly. But wasn't effective. He started to swing his sword at it but it wasn't effective. A little later, black tendrils started to grow out from beneath. The tendrils started to swarm and enclose the wall. Atom sliced the tendrils and was cut off, only for it to grow slowly back. 'Damn, this wall is tough. I gotta keep it not to enclose it entirely.' He thought, his horn glowed, then a green line stsrted to geow out from it. Right after, a clone of him made from a green aura appeared and started to cut off the tendrils. Atom left and proceeded to the castle.

He appeared in a flash outside the doors. He proceeded to enter the entrance as he was ignored by the elite guards. Atom opened the door to the throne room. And found only Luna there.

"Lulu," Atom said, now with his new habit of calling the princesses with his nicknames. Luna only chuckled, and then sat up straight and cleared her throat.

"Atom? What is it?" She asked.

"I found it." He said. Luna's eyes widened, as she figured out it was time to see her father's creation. "Do you want me to get Tia?" He asked.

"No no, I want to get her." She said, as she teleported out. After a while, the Royal Sisters teleported to the throne room and met Atom drinking water from his canteen. He then saw the Princesses, he closed the cap and slid the canteen onto his canteen pocket.

"Atom, lead us to the tree." Celestia said.

"By walking there or teleporting?" He asked.

They reached the fault wall. Which the clone was still slicing the tendrils. Not letting it enclose the wall. After the clone noticed the Royal Sisters it dispelled. The Princesses stepped forward, then lit their horns up.

"Sister, aim for the crystal in the middle." Celestia said.

'Crystal?' Atom thought. The duo then shot a beam of magic towards the 'crystal'. After they dispelled their magic, the three beamed at the wall. Which then the wall started to slide down. Destroying the tendrils from beneath. After, the wall completely slid down and saw what they saw.

It was true.

The Father of the Royal Sisters did his creation.

It looked beautiful.

They gazed upon a chamber with the walls made from pure crystal. There was a portion of a boulder of Crystal. With sime crystal plant life. And the black spiky tendrils. Then in the middle was a tree made out of crystal. It had no leaves, but beneath the upper part, there was the cutie mark of the Royal Sisters. Then there was six branches. Each containing a gem encased in crystal. The six gems had a color of red, pink, purple, orange and blue. Then in the middle of thr tree there was a star shaped symbol. It was glowing real bright. The roots were crystals as well.

The Royal Sisters faced Atom, who were smiling with pure joy.

"Atom, you have actually found the Tree of Harmony." Celestia said.

"Which that means you have unlocked your true power!" Luna stated. Atom grinned devilishly.

"Atom, please leave us in this chamber until we disover more about this Tree." Celestia said. Atom nodded, with his devilish grin still there. Then he vanished and left to HQ and home.

Atom was walking his way to HQ. But was still pondering on what his power was.

He just let it slide..

HELP!!

Until a scream was made out of nowhere.

Atom reacted quickly, as he jumped and leapt to where the source of the yell was. He was heading northeast. The yell keeps getting closed and closer. After, the yell was gone. He made it to see what he didn't want to.

His best friends and his teammates was there fighting off some kind of creature.

His teammates were losing to the creature who had 4 legs, a brown coat. And it was big. It also had some sort of star-spinning thing in front.

"Dreadlock!" Atom yelled, only to see his friend get caught by the creature with it's gaping star like mouth. Which then the creature chewed on her. Then after, it threw Dreadlock to a tree, where she was bruised and cuts around her, until blood started to flow from her ear. Atom then approached her, and started to treat her. He checked on her pulse. And was gone in an instant.

He was starting to grow on it.

He then stood by Danger's side, who was welding two small bound axes with his hooves and a bound greatsword with his horn. He ran and was about to slash the creature, until the creature punched and crushed him with it's two fists.

Atom had felt it.

Atom stood there, and was frozen. He didn't know if this would be a happy ending or not.

He didn't know it anymore.

The creature smashed Atom, again and again. Until he was deep in dirt and started to bleed. He was fading, until another smash came from uptop.

It was dark.

Was he dead?

Who knows?

Him.

His figure started to crash into crystal like pieces, they changed color from black to yellow. His body started to form again. After, the crystals had been put together and made a yellow pony figure. After, the yellow faded, and turned the figure into Atom. Atom's eyesockets was pure black.

Except for his left eye.

A pupil started to appear from it, it was flashing yellow and blue.

He was angry, he was sad.

He was drowned in despair.

The creature again took notice of him, the creature smashed him again.

But it's arm went through Atom like, nothing happened. He stood there. His expression blank. His left eye was flashing yellow and blue.

RAHHHHH!!!

He killed the creature. Blood sprouted from it's head and dipped Atom's mane in it.

He didn't care if it was endangered or not.

It killed his friends. And he'll do anything to avenge them.

Avenge, avenge.

Atom's eyes went back to normal. It was kind of cliché on how if you were transformed into something and forgot and didn't know it. But for Atom, he witnessed what he did.

And he wanted to do it again.

He went back home, and sat at the porch of his home. There his young brother, Neutron came out and hugged him.

"Brother!" Neutron greeted. Atom pretended nothing happened bad. So his expression went to normal. His brother noticed the blood from his mane but did not know it was blood. "Brother, is this ketchup? Eeuck!" Neutron grossed out. Lucky his brother was not a fan of ketchup. Neutron sets down on Atom's lap. After, Atom thought everthing.

'A family is born, and a family is grown. Bonds are made. Then life dies. I didn't know what real pain was back then.' He thought. Memories of his friends and his family dying repeated in his mind. He started to cry. And knew what his power was.

He was truly immortal.

Tears started to flood from his eyes. Where then, his eyesockets were gone again. A pupil appeared again at his left eyesocket. And it was flashing yellow and blue.

It was his family's visual prowess.

"Brother your eyes!" Neutron noticed, and started to giggle. Atom then held Neutron's face.

'Will the day come when you will awaken this eye?' He thought. As Atom was draught in sadness and Neutron started to act like a baby.

'Will you ever know what true sadness is?'

Author's Note

The voices from the great greybeards. We make this apprentice a dragon apprentice. Give him what power he desires and fits in. Make him the best of the best. We shall now start the test!

Translated from Dovahzul to English.

I lied about this being the chapter to recognize -C. That WILL be next chapter.

Nice Dream, Bad History

Evan held down his book, and noticed all his crewmates were sleeping except him. Which the candle beside him was still lit. He lost focus on the book, which then lead him to slowly fall into deep sleep. He lost grip on his book, then the next second he was snoring.

Evan appeared in a white plain zone. Which every dream sequence would have. Yes he did know he was in a dream. But the fact that he can't control his dream.

"Why won't it turn into Los Santos?! Jeez, fuck.." Evan yelled at his dreamscape, he was still in his pony form anyway. Which then after a figure appeared trotting towards him. Each step making his mind echo in that sound. Then appeared a unicorn with a plain hooded brown robe. A pale green coat and a tree-like color mane and tail. Also having dark grey (and a shade of purple) eyes. At a glimpse, Evan caught a tatoo on her/his flank, 2 clovers.

"Hey there guys.. Thats what your friends say doesn't it?" She said, Evan already identified she was a female just of her voice. Evan ignored her saying 'guys'.

"So uh.. Who are you?" He asked. The unicorn simply chuckled.

"I'm Clover the Clever. I used to be the adviser of Princess Platinum and a student of Star Swirl the Bearded." She introduced, while Evan was still there unknown to what she said. "Don't know who I'm talking about? I'll just summarize some things, Star Swirled is a talented, gifted unicorn, known for creating the most common, secret, and advanced spells in all of Equestria. He was also acquainted with the Princess of the Day and Night." She explained.

"Holdup holdup, isn't Luna the one who controls the moon, dreams and nightmares?" Evan asked. Clover nodded. "Then she's already WATCHING US TALKING!!" He exclaimed, Clover chuckled again.

"Do not worry-"

"Don't 'do not worry' me bitch! She can already gain info about-"

"Let me finish Evan. I've casted a spell to cloak us from being watched." Clover calmly said, ignoring his swear.

Luna just finished patrolling Lui's dream. Now she's off to watch Vanoss' dream. Using her magic, she transferred herself to Evan's dream. It started as a white plain field, when it dissolved into a nice hillside landscape with two tall plumbers wearing a green and red attire and a 'dorito' bag, as she can read it and a human wearing a bear hat near a fast deadly swing. She then realized this was a memory dream, she took her time and enjoyed the front seat watching them getting past the swing.

"Oh.." Evan realized. "I'm uhh.. sorry Clover. I can get carried away sometimes." He apologized.

"It's okay Evan." Clover said, then remembered what she was about to say next. "And Princess Platinum? That's a story for another time."

"So uh.. why are you here in my dream?" He asked.

"I was just about to answer that, I am here to give you advice, your next act and what you need to know about us." She answered.

"Daily?" Clover nodded.

"But, I must tell you this. The Royal Sisters summoned you here-"

"Because there's an anticipated war right?"

"Indeed, but in the process of summoning the greatest beings like you, they did not have the power to actually pick anyone or anything. And if they were to summon something powerful it would be shuffled or randomized. So my spirit came to the calling, and made a deal with them. During my studies with Star Swirl, I have studied the fabric of time and space, the cosmic field, and everything about the universe. So I had to actually pick out a group of powerful beings and in return, they must let me get information about them. But they did not know what I meant, and they still accepted. After some moments, my spirit returned and told them where you and your blue friend would land. So the next second after saying that, they flew away and went to the designated coordinates." She explained. "Although they meant something powerful to consume magic as he uses it, I did not have a clue to whether who and what would it be."

"I dunno, probably as big as Godzilla. Maybe even him." Evan commented, Clover chuckled again in knowing of what he meant.

"But, you and your friends are another group or another type of elements of harmony in this case." Clover said, Evan turned to her.

"What do you mean?" Evan asked.

"I will only reveal your element. It is the element of Determination." Clover said, Evan was confused. But he ignored it.

"So, who are the other elements?" He asked.

"Like I said, I will only reveal your element. But there is 8 bearers of these elements." She said.

They talked. And talked. And talked. And talked. And talked.

Over and over again they kept on talking. Discussed about her history and a slice of Evan's life.

"...So that's the story of how I got my Minigun." Evan finished. Clover was laughing. Which then they realized it must be already morning.

"Well then Evan.. I believe it's time for you to wake up. This maybe a short conversation but we'll have another talk next time." Clover said, as she disappeared into thin air as Vanoss could already hear the sounds of his friends talking.

"Heh.."

The Extras Pt.1

Vanoss yawned and stretched his arms. He opened his eyes, and saw Lui, jumping around his bed, Delirious holding a crowbar and tried to stand on two legs. MiniLadd who was still snoring, and Marcel who was strafing around the bedroom. Vanoss stood from his bed, and scratched his ass. He grabbed his shades and adjusted it. He then left the room followed by Delirious. Who then spoke up to him.

"Yo Vanoss."

"What?" He asked.

"Where did Wildcat sleep?" Delirious asked.

"Follow me, I think he might be still sleeping in the V.I.P room." He said, leaving the hallway to the next corridor.

They stopped in front of a double door room. Vanoss proceeded to open the door to see Wildcat fixing his bed. And Twilight wasn't there with him.

"Yo dude." Vanoss spoke up as Wildcat gazed his way.

"Whaddup?" Vanoss chuckled.

"You say 'whaddup' it sounds stupid." He said. Wildcat laughed as Delirious snorted.

"Shut the fuck up bitch!" He said, afterwards doing his Patrick Star laugh.

"Ey' Wildcat, where's your ho?" Delirious asked, Wildcat snorted and Vanoss immediately smacked his head. Letting Delirious mutter a small 'ow'.

"Why do you call ladies 'ho'?" Vanoss asked.

"It's my damn hobby." Vanoss and Wildcat laughed again.

"No it's not your damn hobby!" Wildcat said.

"We fucking hear you sometimes calling them ladies you fuck!" Vanoss said, shoving Delirious while laughing.

"It's much better if we do like the Gmod push shit." Wildcat commented.

"Hey guys, could you fuck off your fuzzy moments bitch? We're meeting the Princesses at the discussion room!" A voice called, they turned to the source which was Marcel.

"Yeah got it!" Vanoss replied through a yell. "C'mon guys, stop fucking around." He said, as they followed him to the discussion room.

The crew arrived at the room, where the Royal Sisters and Cadence were waiting. The crew then took seperate seats and got comfy.

"Well then-"

"Wait Sunshine! Our crew is now called Weenie Boys." Vanoss interrupted Celestia. Which led the tall alicorn smiling and his crewmates sent laughing.

"Well then 'Weenie Boys'. I have a task for all of you." She began.

"I would like all of you to get acquainted and befriend the bearers of the elements of harmony." Cadence requested.

"Sure." "Yeah." "Sounds fine." The crew agreed.

"You will be taking a ride at my express." Cadence added.

"Wait, in your royal train?" Marcel asked. Cadence nodded. "Yeah, we accept!"

"So be it!" "Heck yeah!" The crew again agreed.

"And we're temporarily sleeping there am I right?" Vanoss asked. The Princesses nodded.

"Ok then. Hey guys let's pack up again!" Vanoss yelled, as his crewmates followed him.

"Don't mind me, I will just fix up as well." Cadence said, as she is off to 'powder her nose'. (Girl's talk for go to the bathroom)

"Tia, they're not that bad when you get to know them." Luna commented.

"I know." Celestia replied.

The crew was fixing their things inside the train, the others were waiting for Cadence to arrive.

"Sorry if I took long guys. Take a seat and we'll be off." Cadence said, as she took her seat on a vacant one while the crew was paired in seats. Vanoss with Wildcat. Delirious with Mini and Lui with Marcel.

HONK!!!

The train then set off to Ponyville. Vanoss just took out his phone, Wildcat switched his attire to his wildcat shirt and zebra pants. Lui was busy eating gummy bears, Mini just checking the weapon addons on his Gmod menu and Delirious was about to grab Marcel's bear hat and book it as soon as they stop. Wildcat, after changing his clothes then watched what Vanoss was doing. He was busy playing Fallout Shelter, which he had 47 Vault dwellers.

"Yo Evan what other games do you have there?" Wildcat asked.

"Uhh, Monster Legends. Shadow Fight 2, and Fallout Shelter." Vanoss replied.

"So you don't have any other ones?" Vanoss nodded, then continued to kill the Radroaches infesting his classroom.

"Lui, mind if I have some?" Mini asked. Lui just grabbed some gummy bears and stretched his arms back to Mini, which then he took the delightful gummy bears. "Thanks." He said, as he chewed on the gummy bears in his mouth.

Delirious was still in position for his trolling. He looked out the window as he saw they're in Ponyville already.

SCREECH!!

The train came to a stop, as the royal guards step out of the train with the carpet rolled in front. Cadence then stepped out of the train and greeted the Mane.. five? But Delirious proceeded to snatch Marcel's bear hat, letting Marcel's blond hair flow out. As he snatched it, Marcel found him ahold of it as he chased him.

"DELIRIOUS!! GIVE ME THAT!" Marcel yelled, only to be responded by a barrage of Delirious' laughter. Delirious was out of the train, where then Marcel leapt and tackled Delirious. "GIVE ME MY DAMN HAT!!" He yelled.

"NO SCREW YOU!" Delirious yelled back. He did notice the mane five and Cadence watching what he was doing, where then Delirious ignored and booked it as Marcel was chasing after him.

Cadence was actually smiling at what was happening, but except for the mane five who was confused at what they were doing.

"Sorry, they're just a ruckus, you know?" She said, then stepped aside as Wildcat and Vanoss facedhoofed at what Delirious did.

"Delirious! That's not a good first impression!" He yelled, while Wildcat was laughing. Then Lui walked out of the train eating his gummy bears. "Then there's Lui casually walking out of the train eating his gummy bears." Vanoss narrated, Wildcat could only laugh his ass off.

"That sounds something he would do." Wildcat commented. Mini then joined the canadian and the pig, then realized they made a huge scene. Turning to the mares in front, they stood there awkwardly.

"So uhh... Did we disturb you or something?" Vanoss stupidly asked, Wildcat smacked him as he muttered a loud 'ow!'.

"Yeah we did you stupid!" Wildcat said, as they moved aside and regrouped with the other three. Vanoss then approached Delirious with a pissed off look.

"Seriously Delirious, you made a bad impression." He said.

"Well I felt in the mood." The blue pegasus shrugged.

"So you felt like to fuck Marcel in front of them?" Wildcat pointed at the group in the station, which they were still talking.

"That's why people think you're a gay clown." Vanoss said, as the group came to a small laugh.

"I think that's exactly why." Delirious said, before laughing another time. The Crew then saw Twilight and Cadence approaching them, kidding aside, Delirious got to his hooves and stood up, Lui picked up his plastic of candy, and Vanoss grabbed his shades and adjusted it. Then the Crew met face to face with the two princesses.

"Well then, Weenie Boys.." Cadence began, as Marcel and Tyler snorted while Twilight was giggling, holding her laughter. "As long as you don't do anything harmful and wild, feel free to do what you want." Cadence said.

"Hey pig ma-"

"It's Tyler or Wildcat." Wildcat interrupted Twilight.

"Well Tyler, would you like to join us in the convention for Star Swirl the Bearded?" Twilight asked.

"Actually, yes so I can learn more about Star Swirl thanks to Evan. But I'm covering my ears when there's spoilers coming." He conditioned.

"Oh yeah Tyler," Vanoss spoke up as Tyler looked at him. "Get me some of his books." Wildcat only saluted, and followed the two which they were already ahead. Delirious then wrapped a foreleg around Vanoss' neck. As they gaze at the three having some quality time.

"He grows up so fast." Delirious joked, and faked a sob and tried to make him look like he's crying in joy. Vanoss only smacked his chest as Delirious knelt down in pain.

"Much better." Vanoss muttered. Saying that gave him more air and space. The Mane 4 then approached the 5 crew members. The Weenie Boys turned to them, and started to act natural (which I'm trying to imply about people who's just shy to girls). Rainbow was the first to speak.

"So, uh.. hey?" Awkwardly saying that, Vanoss and Marcel snorted.

"Yeah sup.." Vanoss greeted, then followed a small sound of breathing from him.

"Yeah, how's it going?" Marcel asked.

"Good." "Fine." "Just goin' as usual." Rainbow, Rarity and Applejack simply and boringly said.

"ECTASTIC!" Pinkie shouted in joy with her arms up in the air. The Weenie Boys looked at her in confusion. "Soree! I get overexcited when there's new ponies in Ponyville!" Pinkie apologized, as she grabbed her party cannon.

"Hey Pinks," Delirious called out, as he handed out his hoof holding a bubble gun, but is unknown to the mares. "take it." Pinkie swiftly snatched it from his hoof.

"What is it?" Rainbow asked.

"It's a bubble gun." Vanoss said.

"OHHH A BUBBLE GUN?!"

"No, it's a 'Bubble- Bubble.. Bubble Daryl gun'!" Delirious corrected, as the crew gave a small weak laugh.

"There's no other 'Daryls' there Delirious!" Vanoss yelled, pushing his friend while they laughed.

"What are those 'Daryl' you speak of darlings?" Rarity asked/spoke finally.

"Wait! Let me guess! Ohh, I love to guess! IsitasomeponyorsomeonewhoisanactorandplaysaroleonaTVshow?!?!" Pinkie said in a fast one word. While the crew stood there with there mouths agape. But Applejack didn't take the nonsense.

"Pinkie, that doesn't mean any-"

"HOW DID YOU KNOW?!" Delirious yelled in a questionable tone. Pinkie then shrugged.

"Just a hunch." She simply said before smiling.

"Wait, what IS THAT?!" Rainbow yelled and pointed at a direction. The group turned to a blue (Cerulean to Rarity's case) spinning object that is about to crash on them.

"DUCK!!" Vanoss and Rainbow yelled.

"Duck? Where? I don't see a duck." Pinkie and Delirious asked in unison. Applejack quickly grabbed Pinkie downwards while Vanoss also pulled him down.

"Get your shit together Delirious!" He said, the mares seeing they're language won't stop anytime, they decided to ignore any of those words they say. The blue object then crashed into a leafless tree. The group got back up and the mares saw what they saw but the crew was confused.

"Are you serious?" Applejack questioned.

"What in the name of fuck is that?" Mini also questioned.

"Oh no, oh no, oh no." Rainbow repeatedly said.

To the crew they saw a creature with bat and pegasi wings. A left hind leg, a dinosaur-like roght leg, a paw for a right arm, an eagle's claw for a left arm, a dragonic tail, a horn of an elk, and a another horn for something. He also had a head structure of a dragon (of some sort). But to the mares, they saw what they saw.

The spirit of Disharmony.

Discord.

Author's Note

Holy shit, I need a break. I don't know what do they even say in this episode. And I'm sorry for not updating. Another thing I have to think about for this story.

The Extras Pt.2

"DISCORD?!" The mares yelled.

"Discord?" The crew questioned.

"Uhh, He's a bag o' trouble." Applejack said, then turned towards the Spirit of Disharmony. "What in tarnation are you doin' here? And why the jumpin' June bugs are ya' blue?!" She yelled. The Draconques only sneezed.

"More like a shade of cerulean, to be precise." Rarity corrected.

"Whatever color you are is the color of trouble!" Rainbow yelled.

"Oh, Rainbow Dash, I've changed, surely you remember? I was reformed by lovely little-*snorts* F-F-Fluttershy- *sneeze*" Discord took a look at the crew. "and look who reformed just like me." He said, scrubbing Delirious' mane.

"Jeez fuckin' Christ you sick man?" Delirious asked, pushing away Discord's paw.

"Well, of course I'm sick. The blue skin? These sneezes? Could somebody find me a fainting couch? By the way, keep down the language please?" Discord said, before falling into a pile of bags given from Pinkie..

"What?" Rarity questioned.

"How charming, thank you. I can't stop sneezing and wheezing. In short... I need help. *whines*" He said.

"If you're so 'sick', why have you come here instead of, y'know, staying home in bed and getting over your weird illness?" Vanoss commented.
"*sneezes**blows nose*Because this condition has left me helpless, simply helpless! Why, I can barely lift a spoon." He said, while balancing a spoon, afterwards, it fell down. "I came to find the one pony who truly understands me and could nurse me back to health. Where is that dear, sweet Fluttershy? I need attention! I need some care! I need-"

"You need to chill. Fluttershy's out." Rainbow stopped him.

"Oh, of course, her trip to see the Breezies. Ah, yes, I had forgotten that was today." He remembered.

"How do you know about her trip?" Applejack asked. Wow, the fucking crew was queit as fuck.

"Well, she told me about it in her last letter." He said, pulling it put from a briefcase.

"You and Fluttershy write each other letters?" Pinkie asked.

"Well, of course we do! We're friends! It's just such a shame that today of all days is when I really need her. Oh, well, I know what to do." Discord said, rubbing his paw and claw together.

"Good thinking. Head on home, put your feet up. I'm sure eventually you'll have the fuckin' strength to make yourself soup or something..." Vanoss poked him.

"Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no! I mean, while she's gone, you ponies can take care of me! Isn't that what friends are for, taking care of each other? *laughs* Let the healing begin!" Discord said cheerily and grabbed the mares until-

"Not it!" Rainbow yelled, flew away in a matter of seconds. While everypony and everyone watched her cowardly leave.

"Well, that's some way to treat a suffering friend. *sneezes*" Discord said.

"Don't you worry, Discord! I'll give you cuddles, and read you stories, and tell you all about me! I was born on a Tuesday-" Pinkie stepped up and hugged him but-

"Oh, you're so sweet to offer, but Rarity and Applejack already volunteered to be my own personal nursemaids. *chuckles*" The fashionista and the cowpony gazed each other looks.

"We did?" They both ask.

"I so hope you don't mind, Pinkie Pie." Discord said. While the crew hoofpalmed.

"Jeezus fuckin' Christ can you just get the fuck outta here?!?!" Marcel yelled. Confronting Discord. He was just about to speak up when Pinkie interrupted.

"Well, as a matter of fact, I most certainly- Hey! Who keeps throwing away these perfectly good balloons?" She said as she chased after the red balloon. Applejack and Rarity then huddled, thinking about their next act.

"That joker's up to something, and whatever it is, we're gonna keep it as far away from Twilight and Princess Cadance as possible." Applejack whispered. And the two looked back to see Discord laying down on a hospital bed.

"You're right. We promised we wouldn't let anything ruin their visit... although I do so wish that 'anything' had turned out to be something else!" Rarity whispered loudly, while the tree beside them transformed into Discord.

"Did I hear you two talking about Princess Cadance's visit with Princess Twilight?" Discord evily asked.

"Maybe." The cowpony replied.

"Fluttershy had mentioned that those two were getting together today. Mm-hm. How wonderful for them both. It is so rare that those two get to see one another. I don't know about you, but I sometimes wonder how close they could actually be. All those years apart before being reunited?"

"They're plenty close." Applejack said.

"Goddamnit! Can we just get this over with??" Mini yelled. While Discord turned back to the two mares.

"And if they're not, this rare opportunity to focus on their friendship will certainly bring them closer. Unless..." Discord saying evily.

"Don't even think about it! They mustn't be disturbed!" Rarity angrily said.

"Disturb them? I wouldn't dream of it. Not when I have two such dear friends of my own who have already offered to take care of me. And at such peril! This flu of mine is highly- *snorts* *sneezes* contagious." His sneeze directly hit the two mares, infecting them with his 'flu'. Rarity and Applejack's coat switched to blue, then sneezed away from the scene.

"Oh no, I've gotten you both sick. Whomever shall I turn to now in my time of need?" Discord evily chuckled.

"Ahem, we're right-fucking- here!" Lui yelled. Discord then turned to them.

"If only Terroriser joined us, he would've did his job." Vanoss commented.

"Oh my! How did I forget all of you?" Discord sarcastically said. While the crew got their guns from their crotch. Lui got his minigun, Delirious got his 'bubble daryl shotgun', Marcel and Mini got their carbine rifle and Vanoss got his super shotgun.

"Ahh I fucking dare you to attack us, we'll attack back!" Vanoss said in a southern accent. Pointing his gun right at Discord's nose.

"I plan not to! Because I'm off to somewhere myself!" Discord yelled from far away. As they looked back to see a plastic head of Discord while pointing their guns at it.

"God fucking dammit. Alrighty tighty. All of ya' take care of those two roundhouses!" Vanoss yelled, his sentence made little sense. He pointed at the sick mares. "While me and Delirious find that bastard!" He added.

"What?? Oh for fuck sake." Delirious muttered, before getting carried by Vanoss in a cyan aura. He looked to him to see wielding his physics gun. Delirious just crossed his arms in anger. While the rest of the crew had no idea what to do.

"A whole day to celebrate Star Swirl the Bearded. What could be better?" Twilight said happily in her Star Swirl the Bearded costume.

"Absolutely nothing." Cadence said, before running up to a candlestick encased in a plastic glass box. "Is that the candlestick he used to light the way when he was exploring the caverns of Maretania?" She asked. While Wildcat plugged his ears with his hooves.

"Spoiler!!" He yelled. While the two mares turned back to the candlestick.

"It sure is!" Twilight said happily.

"Oh, I can't believe I'm getting to see it in real life!" Cadence said.

"This ain't real life bitch." Wildcat whispered to himself. Before receiving a text from Vanoss saying-

Ey man, if you find this guy-(a portrait of Discord)-msg right away

"Jeez, who gives a da-" He was interrupted with a rattle from the plastic box. They saw the candlestick change to Discord. While the two alicorns yelped and Wildcat just backed up. Discord then sneezed, forcing him to fill the inside of the box with his blue waste. After, the waste then fell on the dirt, growing back to Discord's blue body, while it was trying to hold the ground and grabbed his head, after placing it back to it's rightful spot.

"Discord! What are you doing here?!" Twilight yelled.

"Oh, dear, dear Princesses, I'm sorry to say that I'm sick... Blue flu." Discord explained as he sneezed. While Wildcat was texting Evan.

"Blue flu?" Cadence questioned.

"Ah, I fear I've already given it to poor Applejack and Rarity." Discord excused, getting a bad look from Twilight before he sneezed. While Cadence sparked up a spell deflecting Discord's sneeze.

"Magic health bubble." Cadence said. As the bubble glowed in a cyan aura.

"Good thinking." Twilight commented.

"Indeed. How would Twilight nurse me back to health if she were sick too? You will be letting me stay at your place until I'm all better, won't you?" Discord said, placing his face on the bubble.

"Stay? With me?! Uh, now is not really the best time, though I'm sure you already knew that..." Twilight irrtatingly said.

"But taking in the sick and the desperate - isn't that what Fluttershy would do? Isn't 'helping' something that friends do for friends?" Discord doing the trusty puppy eyes before he realized something. "Unless of course, you're really saying that you're not my friend." Twilight only gritted her teeth.

"No, that is not what I'm saying." She said.

"Oh, how elated I am to hear that. Shall the three-" Discord paused when he saw Wildcat. "Four of us head back to your place? I don't want to get anypony else sick."

"Guess we don't have much choice." Twilight sighed.

"Carry me?" Discord said, trying to make it look like he can't even walk.

"It isn't far. I think you can manage." Cadence said, as Wildcat , herself and Twilight smirked at him.

"Oh, poo." He said, before worming his way to the library.

Cadence puffed the pillow and placed it down, as Discord then laid down on the bed. After, the crytsal princess then tucked Discord into the blanket.

"Need anything else?" Twilight asked.

"Just knowing that I have a good friend like you to take care of me has made me feel better already. I'll be fine here on my own." He said, opening drawers and opening books. "Oh, just before you go, just a little small request." Twilight then sighed in anger,

"It's going to be fine. We'll just get him what he wants and be back to the exhibit in no time." Cadence whispered to the two.

"What is it then?" Wildcat asked.

[Discord's small request]

Discord was back at his bed, as the room and the three ponies were soaked in water. Cadence then handed the glass of water towards Discord. He managed to hold it, but not for long.

"Oops. Sorry." He said before sneezing again.

"Oh my god this is ridiculous!" Wildcat yelled in frustration, while Twilight trotted to the bookshelves.

"How did you even catch this flu?" Cadence asked, while Discord was out of bed cleaning the bubble with a spray and a rug.

"Inadequate hoof and claw washing?" The draconques answered.

"There must be some way to just cure you! There has to be a spell or remedy in one of my books!" Twilight said, as three books were in her line of sight.

"There is one way..." Discord began, as Twilight looked back at him.

"So you gave no care about it?!" Wildcat yelled.

"Slipped my mind." He said, as he conjured a projection of his explanation. "On a hill at the very edge of Equestria, there grows an exquisite magic flower. Pick the flower as it drops its petals at sunset. Then you can make a magical soothing elixir to cure the blue flu." He said, ending the cloud.

"I suppose you have a good reason you didn't bother to get this flower as soon as you realized you were sick?" Twilight said.

"Well, I couldn't travel that far in my condition. By the time I got there, I'd be too weak to even attempt to retrieve the flower."

"So where exactly are Cadance, Tyler and I headed?" She asked. Discord then appeared beside Wildcat in a tropical attire, with a map in his grasp.

"Well,--ahem-- you'll want to head north, turn left, th— Oh... You know, it'd be much easier if I took you there myself." He said, getting out of his current clothes.

"I thought you were in no condition to travel." Cadence said.

"I'm not. We'll need to make some arrangements." Discord evily chuckled.

DING!

The door to the library opened. Revealing Vanoss and Delirious.

"Hey guys." Vanoss yelled out.

"Wait, what are you doing here?" Twilight asked, after she went down the ladder followed by Wildcat and Cadence.

"The calvary." Wildcat answered.

"And I see that you got some dragon hybrid problem?" Delirious asked.

"Yes, that is true." Cadence said. "So how do we solve this problem then Discord?" She asked at the draconques, who fell down the ladder and crashed to the floor.

"Well, we'll have to use transportation." He answered.

"I got this!" Vanoss shouted, as everyone and everypony looked at him smacking his physics gun. After some hits, it was live. He then proceeded to grab Discord using the gun. Not letting him move anywhere.

"So where we goin'?" The 11 million subscribers Youtuber asked.

"Oh! We have to travel my way!" He said, snapping his fingers.

They appeared at the outskirts of Ponyville in their current poses.

"All of you have to carry me in this carriage." He said, snapping his fingers again to let a chariot made of gold with Discord's face sculpted on it. He placed himself in the seats.

"Wait, you mean we're gonna have to carry all of you?" Twilight asked.

"Goodness yes! If it must mean-"

"Uhh, nope." Vanoss said while levitating in the air holding his physgun. "We can help." He said, as Wildcat also levitated and so did Delirious.

"Except you Delirious." Wildcat said, before laughing.

"Oh, okay." Delirious said.

"No! You're gonna help us!" Vanoss yelled.

"What?? Then man, I don't even know the first step to flying!!" Delirious yelled.

"Jeezus fuckin.. I saw you fly up some feet above!!" Vanoss yelled in anger.

"Ughh, fine!" The masked Youtuber replied. Vanoss then looked back at Twilight and nodded.

"Then let's go!" Twilight yelled.

The group was carrying a chariot with Discord riding it. Twilight and Cadence were at the front flying towards the destination. While Wildcat, Delirious and Vanoss were 'v-clipping' while using their physgun to help the chariot balance it's weight.

"Doing okay there?" Twilight asked her sister-in-law, who was straining.

"To be honest, I'm a little out of practice when it comes to flying." She replied.

"Delirious, you okay man?" Vanoss asked his pegasi friend. Who was working himself so hard to carry the chariot with his physgun while flying in his physical wings.

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER!!" He yelled.

"Hey Discord, are we there now?" Tyler angrily asked.

"Well, then lucky for you. We're here." He replied, as the chariot landed in front of a hill with a loud thud.

"It's just at the top of that hill." He said, pointing towards the hill upfront. The group started to trot up to the hill to where the flower is.

"I'm really sorry about this. All I wanted was to have some peaceful quality time together." Twilight said.

"I know, I was looking forward to it too." Cadence replied. While Delirious gets ahead, sweating so badly and was so tired, he fell in front of the Princesses.

"Jeez Delirious! You okay man?!" Tyler shouted.

"Yeah, I got this." Delirious replied, standing on his hooves but fell again.

"Okay then, here goes." Vanoss spoke up, as he carried the blue pegasus with his phygun. Making Delirious sweat more.

They finally reached the top the hill, Delirious only resulted to have more scorch marks on him.

"This is the top. But where is that flower?" Twilight asked. As she and Cadence looked around for the flower. While the others were hoofpalming at what they were doing. A petal then fell on Twilight. Cadence took notice, and carried out the petal with her magic. They looked up, only to see the flower. "Oh. Come on, if we hurry, we can still have some time together." She and Cadence flew up, then used their magic to carry the flower itself. The others helped by using their physgun, only to result the ground to crack.

The flower was almost out of ground. And the two princesses were giving their best.

"One... last... pull!" Cadence strained, giving her and Twilight a hard time. Finally they got the flower in their grasp.

"Phew! Let's get Discord and this flower back home, then all our problems are solved-" Twilight was cut off when a roar came under the hole.

"What in Equestria?!" Cadence yelled. The roar came more and more clear and closer.

"Oh fucking boy." Was all Wildcat could say.

"SHIT!" Vanoss yelled, reacting quickly, the three stallions noticed fast. And they scattered on the hill. Which then an eel like creature shot upwards. Roaring like a true beast.

"WHAT IN THE FUCKING NAME OF HELL IS THAT?!?!" Wildcat yelled at the top of his lungs. The eel creature targeted Twilight and Cadence. They screamed, and the worm creature roared again. It jumped upwards, and opened it's beak. Revealing coils of it's inside. Vanoss opened up his Gmod menu, and knew he had something to keep it dead. Twilight and Cadence booked it, but the coils tangles Cadence, grabbing her.

"Twilight! Help!" Cadence yelled for help. Twilight noticed, and turned back.

"Get your coils off my sister-in-law!" Twilight yelled, pointing at the worm creature and shot a beam of magic towards the worm. It was roaring in pain. Delirious and Wildcat then shot their weapons at it. Delirious then switched to his crowbar, and ran to the tip of the worm, which then he snacked it with his crowbar. What a stupid idea.

"Damnit Delirious!" Wildcat yelled at his stupid friend's idea. Cadence was anyway released from the coils and left. Twilight was about to follow until she was now grappled in the coils, screaming for help.

"Let go of my sister-in-law!" Cadence yelled, shooting a barrage of beams of magic upon the beast. Doing little effort until finally Twilight was released.

"Thanks!" She thanked.

"Don't thank me yet!" Cadence pointed downwards, the worm only leapt to them, then it ate the princesses. Wildcat and Delirious gasped. While Vanoss pointed at the worm. Where then the worm was falling, and thankfully Twilight and Cadence teleported out before they can be officially eaten.

"Amateratsu!" Vanoss said, randomly. As his two friends looked at him while the worm was burning in black fire. It roared in pain, and fell down to it's hole.

"You ain't Sasuke motherfucker!" Delirious yelled, while Vanoss shrugged.

"Just... a little... more!" Twilight muttered, while shooting a full-on magic laser at the worm as it was trying to leave it's place. The magic attack was effective. Making it drop in the hole.

"And for good measure...!" Cadence yelled, encasing the hole with boulders and rocks. The two landed to the crew. In which Vanoss' left eye was bleeding rapidly.

"Dude, you fine?" Delirious asked.

"Yeah, you really fine du?" Wildcat asked. Vanoss panted and nodded.

"Are you okay?" Twilight asked.

"Yes. Better than okay actually." Cadence replied. They both look at Evan who then covered his left eye with his hoof. It was a bad time that he didn't have his shades.

"How did it bleed?" Cadence asked.

"He used some hard working magic." Wildcat answered, Twilight looked at Vanoss to receive a nod.

"Then let's get Discord back to Ponyville, make that elixir," She said, then trotted ahead. "and finally get a chance to spend some quality time together."

The group was trotting downhill with the flower in their grasp. More likely in the grasp of Tyler and Delirious. Where then everything went downhill when they saw Discord dancing in joy.

"To the ends of Equestria! To face such great danger! And she did it for me! She did it all for me, for me, for me!" Discord sang and laughed, transitioning into a dancing attire. He then stopped seeing the group in an angry manner.

"You... were... faking?!" Twilight said angrily.

"I was! But I had a very good reason." Discord calmly said.

"MOTHERFUCKER YOU DIDN'T!! MY EYE BLEEDED JUST SO WE CAN GET THE FUCKING FLOWER!!" Evan angrily yelled. Twilight and Cadence let's him be just because he deserves to cuss at the one who lied.

"We're listening." Twilight said. Where then a tree grew.

"Well, I was in my thinking tree – that's where I do most of my really deep thinking – I was there, and I said to myself," The tree disappeared, then he continued. "I said,'Discord, your friend Twilight says that she's your pal, but she never writes and she never pops in for a visit.'."

"I don't even know where you li-"

"Now that she's a princess, maybe she's decided that she's too good for you."

"I have never considered myself t-"

"But how was I supposed to know for sure that I'm truly still friends with one of the most important ponies around?"

"I'm not more-" Discord then grabbed her using his tail.

"By seeing if you would go to the ends of Equestria for me, of course. Which you did, literally. Congratulations, Twilight, you passed my friendship test!" Discord awarded Twilight with a heart necklace. It was in half when Discord connected his necklace to Twilight's.

"Why the angry eyes? You love passing tests. It's not because my little exam put a damper on your visit with Princess Cadance, is it? Made it so that there was no time for you two to focus on your friendship?" He said, making Twilight more and more disappointed while the crew was angry as hell.

"You didn't put a damper on our visit at all." Cadence spoke up.

"He didn't?!" "I didn't?!" They both said simultaneously.

"What?!" The crew yelled in anger,

"Spending the day at the Star Swirl the Bearded exhibit would've been more relaxing, but to be honest, relaxation is the last thing I need."

"It is?" Twilight asked happily.

"Don't get me wrong. Life in the Crystal Empire is wonderful, but it's become a little... predictable. I enjoy a little excitement now and then. Getting to face all these challenges today was just what I needed. And facing them with you just made me realize even more how lucky I am to have somepony like you as a friend." Cadence hugged Twilight, after a moment, she ended it. "We may not see each other very often, but I know you'll always be there when I need you. Just like she was there for you, Discord."

"Yes, she's a real sweetheart. We're all so lucky to have her in our lives." The Draconques said unhappily.

"So, no one gave a fuck about my eye? Okay." Evan said.

"Don't worry Vanoss. I'm sure we can repay you." Cadence said. Making him a little hopeful.

RUMBLE!!

The worm then appeared again. It's back was completely burnt and was still burning in black inferno.

"What in the world?!" Discord said, while hugging Twilight in fear. Wildcat and Delirious pulled out their weapons, until the worm spat on them. Luckily, the crew was protected in the health bubble. But it wasn't for Discord. He was now green, and had spots on him.

"I think it's pretty clear that my visit with Cadance didn't go quite the way I expected. But in the end, I realized that when you're with a good friend, even the most chaotic day can end up being a great experience that brings you closer. Wouldn't you agree, Discord?" Twilight said, while Spike was writing everything. The group and the mares were in Fluttershy's cottage. Vanoss and Delirious were in for healing and Discord was in for treating.

"Yes, Twilight." Discord snorted.

"I don't wanna go sayin' you got what you deserved..." Applejack walked up.

"FUCK YOU!!" Vanoss angrily yelled, while his left eye had bandages and some cloth all over it.

"Now, now, he's learned his lesson. Isn't that right, my little patient?" Fluttershy spoke up. And since earlier, she heard the crew swearing. She just let's it be, there's no telling when would it end.

"I'm so glad that you're back from your trip, Fluttershy. Just your presence here is making me feel so much better." Discord happily said. "I was just wondering, could I trouble you for just one more thing?"

"No!" Twilight shouted. While everypony and everyone was giving him a look.

"What? I was simply going to ask for a teeny, tiny glass of water." Discord said, Vanoss then loaded his shotgun and pointed it at his pink bubble.

"HUH? DID YA? HUH?!?!"

Author's Note

The Amateratsu is an addon on Gmod. That's why he has that.

This Needs Potatoes

Yo dude, good luck tryin to escape the musical. Im just outside of town if ya need me Wildcat texted to Vanoss' phone. Hopefully he can escape the entire music from town. From Wildcat's place, you can hear the town in rhymes.

Well, he was out of the area anyway. If he was found he'd be pulled into the musical. And it would've been College graduation all over again. Either way, he ventured deeper into the forest. Only encountering a family of cows. And a woodpecker on a tree to his left.

He can recall in the morning that he was woke up by Twilight, and he was told to come along with her. Where then he was in the middle of a musical. Just when they were distracted, he ditched. So here he is.

OHHHH!!

He snapped back to reality and heard some, holy heavenly call. Looking up, he saw some green figure in the sky. It was still far away though, so Wildcat took out his sniper rifle. He looked into his scope, and it was now a little clear than a while ago. Good thing he had a zoom in mechanic. He zoomed into the figure, as it got more clear. He can make out a green pony, from his position, it's like a ragdoll falling while doing a stomp. He backed up, and saw a better angle of the figure. Getting a close look, he saw the pony doing a graceful ice skating pose while falling.

Good thing he got the slow-mo mod.

He turned on the slow motion mode. As the fall was more graceful. He levitated to it, and saw it really clear. It was a unicorn with a green coat and a paper bag masking his face. It had some childish drawings like it was a helmet. He stopped flying, and laughed only to look at it covering the sun. Making it look so angelic. He switched back time, and when the unicorn fell. It was like shit.

Wildcat was laughing, he stopped and looked back at the unicorn. Now that he or she wasn't moving, he scanned around the body, only to have a potato for a cutie mark. Confused, he helps up the unicorn while yelling-

"Hey dude! You okay bro?"

The unicorn opened his/her eyes. Looking at it revealed a gold shade. The eyes darted around, looking around. Then faced back to Wildcat. The unicorn recognized the bicycle helmet and the pig mask.

"WILDCAT?! TYLER?!" He yelled, it was a masculine voice and it was familiar as fuck.

"Nogla?! Holy shit!!" He exclaimed, brohoofing Nogla's hoof.

"Dude, tha' fock is this place?" The Irishman asked.

"Yea.. This is the world where ponies live." He replied. "Aand there's a lot of explainin' to fuckin' do so you're in for a ride." He said.

"Alrighty."

Vanoss groaned in his bed. Hearing his phone ring; hoodini! just got him more irritated. A while ago, he was being called by Twilight to get up from his bed. Thinking it was early, he decided to sleep some more. But hearing Wildcat joyfully wake up and agrees with Twilight got him to sleep more. Until that ring stopped his progress.

He rubbed his right eye, his left one was still sore. After, he opened it. He grabbed his phone and saw a notification.

Yo dude, good luck tryin to escape the musical. Im just outside of town if ya need me

And the text was right, after closing his phone. A bunch of singing rhyming went up outside.

'Jeezus, how can they keep themselves from that?' He thought. Sighing, he got out from his bed. Proceeded to take a shower.

Delirious, Marcel, and Mini were waiting at Sugarcube Corner. Not outside but inside, thankfully.

Deliirous rolled his eyes. "Fuck, where's Lui, Vanoss and Wildcat?" He asked.

"Don't fucking know. Probably trapped in that group." Marcel pointed to the singing group outside.

Vanoss left the showers with a towel wrapped around his lower body. He dried himself and grabbed his shades. He headed to the refrigerator and saw Spike eating some gems on the plate.

"Hey Vanoss." The purple drake greeted.

"Sup Spike." Vanoss greeted back, before opening the fridge to grab some Pißwasser he and Wildcat stored. "Yo Spike, I'ma take a leave. Would you mind?" The drake shook his head. Vanoss only nodded, taking a chug from his beer right after meeting up with Lui.

"So that's how Evan got his eye focked?" Nogla asked, Tyler only nodded.

"Then, the following day. When Discord learned his lesson, he pointed a gun right at his spot!" Tyler added before laughing.

"My God. How the fuck did this all go heh?"

"Well me and Delirious had to pull him back from shooting, the girls only gave us looks. Discord was still drinking his damn water. We even had to point a gun at Evan!" He said, before going on another wave of laughter. "Evan and Delirious would've laughed their asses off if they saw you do that graceful fall."

DING!

Wildcat grabbed his phone and opened it to see a text message.

Dude, we gotta meet at Sugarcube Corner for some shit

"... Evan replied to me in a message that me and him can record some Sandbox. But I didn't know it would be this." Nogla kept on blabbering, Wildcat kept his phone. He looked back to Nogla.

"Hey Nogla, follow me. We gotta do some shit." He said, Nogla playfully followed him into Ponyville.

"Hey guys! I got Nogla with me!" Wildcat yelled.

"Hey gais!" Nogla greeted, as he was responded with a load of 'Nogla!' 'Sup Bro!'. "Ok! Ok! Jaysus Christ! Can we stop with this!" He yelled.

"Ok man, jeez." Vanoss backed up.

"Well then soldiers!!" A feminine voice yelled, she got down as it was Pinkie.

"Pinkie, we ain't soldiers!!" Delirious yelled. Making it sound like he was childish.

"Okay then, warriors!" Pinkie corrected herself, at this point, Delirious hoofpalmed himself and was pissed.

Wildcat snorted.

Vanoss chugged in his beer.

Nogla was checking his Gmod menu.

"Me and Cheese Sandwich are having a goof-off!" The party pony exclaimed. Mini raised his hoof.

"What's a goof-off?" He asked. Pinkie confronted him face-to-face.

"A goof-off Mr. Thompson-"

"Hey!" He yelled, meaning he didn't want to be called by that name.

"Is a duel for two crazy party planners!!" She continued. "And I want to make a true entrance. Or maybe a first move." The crew only smirked. They all huddled up and said their chosen choice for Pinkie's move.

"Dude, I don't fucking know if this'll work but I got one." Marcel whispered.

"You mean that trombone gif?" Nogla asked.

"Hell yeah." Wildcat and Marcel said in unison.

"That gif is based off the music; Freaks." Mini added.

"Guys, as soon as we do that entrance, we book it. I just got a text from RD-"

"Since when the fuck did she get a phone?!" Delirious interrupted.

"We'll talk about that later! She gave me a text about some other food for the party!" Vanoss said, in a loud but hushed voice.

"Soooo, what's my entrance?" A voice came, Pinkie intervened. As soon as they saw her they disconnected their huddle.

"Pinkie, we have an idea." Delirious only said.

After some explanation, Vanoss announced something.

"Hey guys, she gave me another one. We gotta help setup some shot for the party." Vanoss interrupted.

"Well I guys it would'nt hurt if me and her do it." Delirious said, getting a nod from Pinkie.

Evan walked out of the bakery as he was followed by the others. "So be it, guys, we gotta go now. While they're doing their goof-off, some people are still setting up. So we gotta do some other things.." The voice faded, Pinkie grabbed her gear while Delirious had to use his physgun to get an oven, at the same time, he had to hold his trombone.

"So guys, I got every-fucking-thing we need to do." Vanoss yelled out, holding the list while the others just listened.

"HEY GUYS!!" A voice yelled, turning to the direction of the voice, they saw a blue pegasus. Quickly saying it was Delirious, they did nothing but wait for him to come to them. "Guys," Delirious panted, stopping as soon as he reached them. "I had to become a fucking prop to escape that duel!" He said, receiving a laugh from the crew.

"Damn, they would've wondered why the lil' can was moving." Wildcat commented, Vanoss noticed his word of choice.

"Lil' can? Were you a lil' can Delirious?" He said.

"No, I was a filing cabinet." He answered, after saying that, he got a wild laugh from the crew.

"So as soon as you said goodbye, you fockin' became a filing cabinet and booked it?" Nogla asked.

"Yea!" Delirious replied.

"That sounds like some Guess Who powerup." Vanoss said. Getting chuckles and some hics.

"Anyway yeah, so what do we do next?" Delirious continued. Vanoss cleared his throat.

"Well then, we gotta help check the decorations." Vanoss said.

"So where is it?" Mini asked..

"It doesn't say anything so I'm assuming we'll have to check it out." He said, afterwards he and the crew left to visit and inspect if they did what they did.

"Hmmm, Rainbow cake. Check." Vanoss ticked a box on his list.

"Yo Evan, we got the custom cupcakes." Tyler called out, as he said this, Evan ticked another box.

"Evan! The pastries are checked!" Mini yelled, Evan ticked another box. As all those were done, the crew regrouped, but no sign of Nogla. The crew ignored his presence, so no one questioned where he was.

"Alright guys, now that's done-"

"Wut tha' fock?! There's no potatoes! This needs potatoes!!" Nogla came out of nowhere, complained about it. Until Evan stopped him.

"Holdup! Holdup! Nogla.." He began, Nogla stopped stomping around. ".. if you fucking listen to me, I guarantee we can add potatoes to the party. And since when was thr last time you ate potatoes?"

"Last night."

"Well shit! You still have the potatoes in your system!" Marcel joined, siding with Vanoss.

"Nogla, if you quit your bitchin' we'd ask, beg, yell for potatoes, just so YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!" Wildcat chimed in.

"Hold on, Rainbow just texted me saying we gotta go to the path on the way to leave Ponyville." Vanoss said. "Let's go!" He and the crew ran his way and fast, must br some touble for her party or maybe something really bad.

The sun is close to settle, and they made it in the nick of time. The crew stopped when they saw the mane 5 trying to banter somethings with Pinkie, who was set to leave Ponyville.

"Woah woah woah, what's going on?" Vanoss came in with the crew behind him.

"I'm sorry girls, and boys. But, I let my pride get in the way of you having the best birth-iversary ever. Cheese Sandwich really is a super duper party planner, and he'll be a terrific headliner. I should've been a big enough pony to admit that and let you have your day." With that said, the crew frowned. Rainbow came closer to her.

"But don't you get it? You're both super duper party ponies. Sure, Cheese Sandwich is a great guest party pony, but you're Ponyville's permanent party pony. Nopony could ever take your place, and we could never have a party without you."

"Rainbow Dash is right." The group took attention towards Cheese Sandwich. "I never meant to take your place in Ponyville. I just wanted to show you what a great party pony I am, Pinkie." Pinkie stumbled at the word 'you'.

"Why me?"

"Well..." Music then started to rise.

[Cheese Sandwich's past]

"Me?" Pinkie questioned.

"Yes!" Cheese exclaimed.

"Hah, really?!" She exclaimed this time.

"Really!"

"So I was the pony that threw the awesomely spectacular party that inspired you to become an awesome spectacular party thrower?"

"Swear on Camembert!" The music then faded down,

"Enough with the warm fuzzy stuff, you two. It's my birth-iversary, and you gotta throw me a bash!" Rainbow intervened.

"Yeah!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"Let's go!" Cheese said loudly, as they walked back towards Ponyville. With the group following them (although they were covering their ears).

Super duper party ponies -- that is me and you
A party thrown by one is good, but not as great as two
Come on and let's join forces, have twice the expertise
Now let's all go to the party planned by Pinkie Pie and Cheese!

The party was going, there was punch bowl pools, kazoos, a giant group of Ponies, and Rainbow themed decorations. The crew was standing on top of a hill, they were looking over the great sight of the party. The Weenie Boys did most of all the remainng things, doing that made the decorators have more energy to party. Vanoss however did the hardest.

From putting up rainbow cloths at the rooftop of the town hall to helping make the stage.

But all they did was worth it, everything was stable, ponies were having fun. That's a one-way ticket to get home.

"Well guys," Vanoss began, as the group were hoofing high with Pißwassers on their hooves. "good job. Doing this we're almost motherfucking home."

"Yeah fuck yeah!!" The crew agreed and cheered. Shaking their beers.

"So before we go down there and have some fucking fun, CHEERS!!" He yelled, clattering their beers together while yelling 'cheers!'. "Also Nogla, I managed to add some Rainbow potatoes down there." Vanoss added.

"OH HELL YES." He said. Before taking a drink from his beer.

"Let's have a fuckin' party." Vanoss said before they went down to the fun zone.

Author's Note

Sorry if this chapter was boring. I'll make it up in the next one.

Overseer

Vanoss was sprinting, not for his health but for his life, and for the sake of this land. There's always a reason why you're going in the Everfree at almost midnight. That's where the monsters wake up or take a long nap.

He was sprinting at full speed, combining his speed and stamina from GTA and Gmod. With that velocity, he was as fast as the Ferrari Maranello. He stopped when he saw an opening. Making the wind flow behind him, he looked down and around.

"Holy shit that's a cliff. Holy shit that's a cliff. Holy shit that's a cliff." He repeated, the first sentence was said, and his mouth got speedy.

Saying that made an echo down to the cliff, enough to make some almost broken trees fall, the noise and the wind combined, the trees lost balance, and they fell to Vanoss' way.

"Shit." He said, his eyes bored. He jumped down and slid against the rocks beneath him. Racing the logs and branches that were falling above him.

The party was still active, and the sun can be seen for a small time. If you're at the right angle.

But right now Evan was asleep, inside the library, his head on the coffee table. But he said he wanted to 'nap'. And this was his nap.

He landed on a small flat land, but the trees and branches was still onto him, he jumped and raced again. It was cut-short when he fell and grappled onto a branch growing on the side of the cliff. A tool gun appeared on his hooves, and v-clipped. He selected something, and spawned it. And that something was a hoverboard. Even though he can v-clip down to land, he wanted to go down the cliff in style, he stopped levitating, and stood on two legs on the hoverboard, the hoverboard was going down and so did he. He'll be at his destination in no time.

Vanoss appeared in a plain white field. It was his dreamscape, and he knew he's going to be visited by her.

He sighed, thinking to make the visit better, he dreamt of a table in front of him, a style like someone would sit at Starbucks. He also dreamt of two chairs and an umbrella with the style of Starbucks. And to finish it off, a tea and latte appeared on the table. For him was latte while for her was tea. More likely because he thought of ponies are more comfortable with tea.

He took a seat, and waited for her to come.

And she did.

"Oh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK!!" He yelled, about to crash on a river, he tried to move his hind legs, but it was like glued to the board. So he jumped off the hoverboard and quickly undo the board, disappeared.

Now that he thought about it, he should've just undo his hoverboard. That way he would stop, Gmod logic. Rather than jumping off and hurting his left shoulder blade.

He stood from his position, and saw small boulders as a passage way to get through the river.

Well he was tired anyway so he v-clipped across the water.

As much as it pains him, he just wanted to go there fast. But he wanted to walk or run to it, so he can memorize or glance at the nature this place offers.

He was walking to his destination, and came across an area with creepy and scary trees. Bur he thought the trees was like the ones from Mortal Kombat so he ignores them. It would be nice if he can see where he is, 'cause it was dark as fuck.

Which then he realized he had a flashlight.

Clover took a seat and smiled at Evan, who was too busy to notice her just because he was drinking his latte. He places the cup down, and looked at her.

"As soon as I saw this landscape, I knew you would visit." He said, Clover took her tea and cradled it in her hooves.

"Well, I think I should change it. So you won't get any clues." She said. Sipping at her tea.

"So why you here?" He asked.

"Well, I think you need to know some things so you can actually help them." She said, but Evan was confused, holding his cup. "I found something that you'll encounter very very later. But you'll have to read about it first." A picture appeared behind her. It was a weird looking unicorn. One who had black arms and hind legs, with black pupils, a simple black mane and tail, and a white coat as white as milk. At sometimes, the eyesockets turn black and some small white pupils appear. Then flashes back to it's orginal figure, and back again, and again, and again.

Evan looked at his shape, and assumed it was a stallion. But the question is why did she show that to him?

"Who's that?" He asked.

"He is the most known and legendary Royal scientist. Overseer. Starswirl and I visit and talk to him at some times. We didn't know his secrets or his plans. But I just read about it and.." Silence filled her.

"Well, what?" Evan asked for more.

"It was horrifying." She simply said. Bowing her head.

"Well then, why did you show me him?" He pointed at Overseer.

"This will be very important, so you can get home." She began. "You must find his entries and documents. After reading all of it, you will recognize Atom-"

"I already know him." He interrupted.

"Oh right, I remember you're still reading his book." She said. He understood and ignored a question; how does she know?

"But, you must learn his strongest creation." She stood from her seat.

Evan made it to the old castle of two Royal Sisters. He kicked the front door opened, resulting it to break down. And saw in front of him was a circular statue with 7 pedestals on it. He knew what it does, and he knew what it is. But he ignored that, he wasn't here for that.

'Go to the castle.'

'And find his journal.'

The words echoes in his head, he went up the stairs and walked left. Finding himself in the room of Celestia. How did he identify? Thanks to the banner, of course. in front was the bed while on the right was a window. On his left and west, was dressers, a mirror and cabinets. Instead what Evan did, he roamed the walls for any secret opening or some secret button.

"Where is it? Where the fuck is it?" He muttered and repeated. Finishing with the entire wall, he opened a dresser, flies fly out of the drawer and there was dust and small webs. He sank his hoof in it, moving it round for some secret shit. But there was nothing, so he continued on. He looked at the mirror, which was.. in good shape, only it was dirty as fuck. Hell, if he sold it, it must cost like 5000 bits. It's antique and was left 10 centuries anyway. But he noticed, he can't see hinself. Was he a fucking vampire or was it too dusty? He cleansed it using his hoof, and it wasn't dusty, and he was sure he didn't have any vampire mods in his addons. The only thing he thought of and did was pull out his Marksman pistol and shot the mirror, resulting the glass to break and reveal an odd looking lever. Curious as to what it does, he pulled it. Maybe he's got the journal in the bag.

But nope.

Instead, a big sound of gears or like ticking clocks was heard in the entire castle.

'FUCK!!' He thought, and was partially scared. He had small experience in facing the paranormal. If he would've been like Pewdiepie--who plays horror games for a montage-- he can swear swedish all day all night, 24/7.

He continued to roam about, and went across the room to the other. It was another bedroom, except it was Luna's.

'That other thing.. could be here.' He thought, moving around the walls again with nothing to ever happen. He analyzed the room, it had a bed, two bedside drawers, a lamp, a single cabinet, and glass door to his left. Where it held a telescope. The room also had an inflatable chair, having a color of navy blue. Holding a crescent symbol as well. He moved the chair aside, and saw nothing but the floor and the wall beside it. He pulled out his Gmod shotgun, then shot the the drawers and the cabinet. The drawers collapsed in wood pieces, but the cabinet didn't. Noticing that nothing effected the wooden container, he opened it. Revealing one old set of Luna's accessories. A thought pooped in his mind, and inspected the neckbrace, the slippers and an old tiara. The neckbrace did nothing, so did the slippers, and now tried the tiara. Also nothing happened.

"GODDAMMIT!!" He yelled in anger and frustration, forcing himself to throw the tiara inside the cabinet, where something-

CRACK!!

-broke.

He heard the noise, and checked it out, there was a gaping hole inside, revealing a small secret compartment. He pulled the handle, and it opened. An old sword, with a color of thr night sky for the hilt and a strong sharp iron blade. He grabbed the sword, as behind it was another lever. He pulled it, and the same noise happened again.

Only this time, another sound can be heard, something that was being pulled up, but it switched to the brick walls being scraped on the other wall. And it was close to him. He ran to the source of the sound, and found a square hole on the middle of the wall. Inside it was-

"THE JOURNAL!!" He yelled in happiness. He quickly grabbed it, and also went back to the rooms and sealed the secret place, hiding on the wall.

He left the castle, and v-clipped back to the town. He was in a victorious mood, and he can find out Overseer's plans and secrets.

"Hell yeah!" He yelled, jumping out of the leaves while a timberwolf was on his back, he turned and grabbed his sawed-off shotgun. He unloaded a pack of bullets on the timberwolf, as several holes appear.

Evan wasn't playing any longer, he grabbed his machete and continiously swung and sliced and stabbed the wooden wolf. After some hits, he held the wolf's ears, and thrusted his machete towards the muzzle, killing it.

He grabbed a flamethrower from his weapons, and burned the wood chips and the pieces before it could reform.

Turning the pieces to dust, he sheathed his weapon in his crotch. And turned tail, to only see Rainbow Dash hovering there, her mouth agape. Stood shocked from what he did.

"Although what you did was fucking awesome, you could've gotten killed!!" She scolded.

"Woah, jeez I didn't know you ponies could swear at will, and what happened to the party-"

"No! Don't escape what I just said, you could've gotten killed!" She yelled at him. "You went in the Everfree Forest all alone?! Yeah, ok, it may-be radical that you went in yourself but, YOU WOULD'VE DIED!!" At this point, Evan already smacked himself with his hoof. Annoyed.
"Oh my gosh! Did you get hurt?" She asked, flying around Evan's body. "Are you alright? You might've gotten some kind of Cordyceps buddy!!"

"I'M FUCKIN' FINE!!" He yelled, Rainbow backed up from him, but she was still worried. She may hate him, in a lot of ways, but there, somewhere, she cares for him. "I don't have that parasite Dashie, and I got no scrape knee or any other, fuckin.. sickness!" He exclaims.

"Rainbow? Rainbow!" A young feminine voice yelled, the pegasus quickly reacted.

"Coming!" She yelled, before dashing towards the call. Vanoss sighed in relief, but a thought popped in his head; how did she find him?

Ignoring what recently happened, he continued towards the library. Looked at the town before continuing. There was still a fair amount of ponies, including the mane 6 and the entire crew. He smiled, seeing the crew managing to socialize better with them. They were joining Rainbow in blowing the candles officially. Inside him, he felt left out yet he felt a nice feeling rising in his heart.

No matter though, he continued to sneak to the library, there wasn't any other hidden routes, but he can v-clip down to the ground and to the library, but he wanted to train himself in stealth. So future events may change to that.

He closed the door behind him, and leaned on it. Sneaking by stealth wasn't a good idea, it only resulted him to get caught by Delirious saying that they join them in Rainbow blowing put the candle. As soon as they finished the jolly song, Rainbow blew out the candles and Photo Finish pictures the sight. As soon as he saw the printed picture he booked it, and he didn't want them to know what he was keeping, even though he hadn't knew what is inside.

He continued by placing down the foler on the table inside the guest room. He opened it and revealed a brown envelope. There was 21 set of dusty, old, crumpled papers inside with the entire main entries he had. There was another set of papers but this one had weird hoofwriting on it. Here was also a Journal where he recorded his Lab entries all of it, but something bothered him. There was a hand, A FUCKING HAND. It was made of stone, also having a hole on it's palm. Looking like an octagon, there was a small light of red inside, if it was dark enough to be able to see it.

He sorted the set of 21 papers, pairing the weird handwritten set and the fine print. He granbed the first entry, and read it loud for him to remember.

Entry no. 1; Being the Primcess Private Royal Scientist, she ordered me to start by testing a red liquid chemical encased on a syringe labeled- Determination on Patient 1, which was a frog. Some while, the injectong was successful, but the frog rather went insane and kept throwing up. That was some nice detail.

"I don't get the damn part of this being scary." Evan said to himself, continuing to the 2nd entry.

Entry no. 2; The frog today was now a skeleton itself, I wanted to know what this Determination was. So I grouped the vertebraes to the birds. And this time was the same result, but getting faster.

Entry no. 3; I had to make this secret, dealing with a pony itself injecting the chemical was mysterious. But I convinced him to do it, and if he lived, I would've paid 5000 bits.

Entry no. 4; WOW. THE DETERMINATION OF THIS IS POWERFUL. THIS MUST NOT BE WASTED.

Entry no.5; The patient was slowly dying, the power of Determination is not capable of containing it in a pony's soul. There must be something that can handle such power.

Entry no. 6; I feared I had to ask Celestia for help, and she had one agent able to do a lot.

Entry no. 7; I felt it was perfect, I injected it into me and I felt the effects, coughing, blindness, anxiety, sweating and bleeding. The bleeding sometimes happen, happening only at the nose. Blindness effected most of my body.

Entry no. 8; Roaming the forest led me to Celestia's father's creation, the elements of harmony. But there was like a piece missing, the side-effects also causes me to sense such power. The power was too weak. But I senses another source, coming from the other side of the wall. But I returned so I can start to work on a new invention.

Entry no. 9; I was losing sanity, recently, I was talking to a pair of red eyes. Which also flashes to green ones, after I give answers, it gives me whispers. Determination was making me feel insane.

After reading that, Evan can't stop the thought of a pair of red eyes stalking him. He can think of it talking, all of a sudden Wildcat wakes up and sees it too, making him even more terrified.

Entry no. 10; After some time, I managed to make a creation, that holds great power using Determination

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" The next thing said due to seeing an image on the next entry.

Author's Note

Ohhoho! Cliffhanger!!

You can relate to who Overseer is. If you're an Undertale fan, you can tell who Overseer is based off.

Royal Scientist. Creation.

"I CAN'T!"

"I CAN'T!"

He was looking at a lab with corpses, blood, organs, and tools everywhere. The surrounding paper itself also had blood stains on it. Now this is called startled.

Entry no. 11; My lab, is scary. I'm insane. I think it is Determination that is effecting me.

Entry no. 12; INSANITY. INSANITY. DAMN. DAMN. HELL. HELL. WHAT. IS. THAT.

Now Evan might've played horror maps in the past and played some Dead Realm but he was twisted. Clover was right, he was hell-insane. It's like a mix of Jack the Ripper and The Hannibal.

Entry no. 13; A flow and waves of ponies was outside the castle protesting about their children missing. What have I done? The Princesses think of me as a beast.

Entry no. 14; It's time for my attempt. I have my new machine, and entered the chamber where the Tree of Harmony is. I shot a projectile at the tree, and a wall slides down. Leading me to another source of the strongest magic there is. Then I found it. I kept it from them, and I left.

Entry no. 15; I'm long gone, the Royal Sisters judged me, and sent away and never to be seen from anypony. So I wandered around the forest now.

"Ok, what the fuck. I think Clover is talking about that other shit but this just gets darker and darker." Vanoss commented, before taking the 16th entry.

Entry no. 16; I made a huge mistake, activating my machine led that strong magic creating another abandoned element I only made.

"Ok, what the fuck is this shit," He looked at the 17th entry, where it was just a bunch of symbols. He searched around but there was no sign of a clear written 17th entry. So he only held the paper, and turned it. Only to reveal the next entry.

Entry no. 17; I'm alone, lied to, greedy, corrupted, hated. HATRED. I SEE NOW. WHAT FUELS ME IS HATE. WHAT'S THIS-

"Ok, let me guess this shit, he was fucking talking to himself where then it was just magically written? It was written by fucking speaking?" He said to himself, before grabbing the 18th entry.

Entry no.18; Corruption, it's taking place. Hatred, is taking place. The power I made is a curse. How do I stop it?

Entry no.19; There's nothing I can do to stop it. The power is slowly corrupting the tree and the others.

Entry no. 20; I have a way. I have a way to stop it. I will do this for the sake of Equestria, even though I'm alone and banished me into the forest.

Entry no. 21; This is my last written entry. I will use my machine to seal the magic of the 8 elements. Including hate. The part of the wall will be closed forever. And the only way to open it is to use my machine, Overseer's Guardian. I must fall into my creation, and stop it in anyway possible.

Now Evan was puzzled, Clover was either right or wrong. But the fact is, he's actually a good guy, but he doesn't understand why he had to inject the Determination inside him.

Now the thoughts turned into red eyes, ghosts, spirits, white ladies and such ither paranormal things he ever knew in his life. All images, talks, whispers, yells, screamed into his mind. And now he can't sleep. Of course he had played horror games and maps, and the fact that he watched horror movies. But despite that, a guy actually saw red eyes on his window and started talking to it.

He covered his eyes and ears, and tried pressing his hoof deep in his forehead. Trying to refresh his brain.

"Hey Evan!" A voice called to him, but he didn't care to look where the voice came from. "EVAN!!" The voice yelled louder and something touched him, he finally looked to see who it was and it was Wildcat. Standing next to his chair.

"Oh, it's you Tyler." He said, before sighing.

"What the fuck's goin' on?" He asked.

"I can't sleep now." He said. Tyler just chuckled.

"Why? Ghosts and shit? If it is, you have watched some horror movies, yes. And played some motherfucking horror maps and games dude!" Tyler said. "When I was a teenager, I can't sleep when I read an actual ghost story, like Amityville and shit. So what I did, I got my phone and I played some music, put it on low volume, and stick it under my pillow. So after some few minutes or even hours, I finally got to sleep." He told to his friend.

"Tyler, I don't know if it does work or not, but if it does, thanks for the tip." Vanoss said.

"Anyway, the fuck is this shit?" Tyler asked, pointing to the papers on the table.

"It's the damn ghost stories I read."

"Oh, ok then."

"What happened to the party?"

"Oh, our friends and the girls are still damn partying. While some other ponies are leaving."

"So why are you here?" He asked.

"Well I'm tired as fuck, anyway I'm gonna go to bed." He said, after he trotted to his sleeping bag and fell on the comfy cushion it offers. Vanoss smiled and then turned to the papers in front of him. He sorted them and placed it back in the bornw envelope and the folder, he trotted to his bag, and placed it inside.

'I miss playing hockey.' He thought, and frowned. He placed himself on his sleeping bag and grabbed his phone, chose a track, and placed it under his pillow. He layed down and tried to sleep.

It's been hours since he returned to Ponyville at 12:31 and stopped reading at 12:57 and slept at that time. At this time and rate, the ponies, his friends and the mane 6 are now sleeping on their respective homes.

Vanoss tried everything to sleep, but he still can't. His eyes are still open in the dark, and the music is still playing.

"I CAN'T!!" He yelled, where then he quickly shuts his mouth. He looked at Wildcat, and he was still snoring peacefully. He sighed, but then a solution came to his mind. Only in exchange for his energy.

He stopped playing the music on his phone and grabbed his 'A Legend: The Tale of Atom' , then proceeded to take a seat at the chair and started to read the 2nd chapter.

Author's Note

Overseer's Guardian, get it? Get that reference? Get it?

Do I sound like Quagmire right now?

Gates to Taurtarus- Pt.3

TWO
Gates to Taurtarus

Atom was about to leave his home, thankfully his little brother, Neutron, has got ahead of him due to school. He trusts his brother in taking care of the house, he can do anything he want with it as long as he follows the house rules given by his big brother. The other members of Pony On Special Ops (POSO) we're out with their family or either in the hospital. The only active members of the organization is Atom, his friends Dreadlock and Danger Close (Who were now KIA). At this rate, Atom doesn't have any new missions to take on, so he took a trip to the castle of the Two Sisters.

The hour has passed, and he was about to enter the castle. When Bonecrusher, Sideswipe and Slice Fang stopped him.

"Atom, the request of the Royal Guards needs you involved, this is given by the order of Princess Celestia herself. We require you in our base." Bonecrusher said, Atom turned to them and raised a brow in confusion.

"Can you give me a small summary?" He asked as the four started to trot towards the base.

"Your organization is slowly dying," As soon as Slice Fang said that, Atom was slightly annoyed. "and Princess Celestia and Princess Luna suggested that we should involve you in this experienced mission. We're about to infiltrate the land of the dragons and bring in the recent dragon who was responsible for destroying almost all of Ponyville."

Yes, it was still the Dragon Age, where the dragon Alduin started a war between ponies and dragons. His fellow dragon comrades was following his commands, and some of his dead-but-durable comrades was resurrected and quickly dealt with, thanks to POSO, the Royal Guards and the Luna Republic.

But when Slice mentioned 'Ponyville', Atom's expression quickly dropped. Now he wanted to start it sooner.

The quad reached the base, and it was underground. The base looked more of a bunker and a prison combined. The base was inside the shack near the castle, and going through the hatch leads to the base. Atom quickly analyzed the base, slowly memorizing it. It would've been better if he had used his Psychokinesis--which was the name of his visual prowess according to his ancestors--but he didn't know if it would affect ponies around him, so he took note of it.

They were trotting towards the armory, but Atom didn't know of this. "Are we going to check what's our objective?" The pale blue unicorn asked.

"No, we'll gear up first then head to the meeting room." Bonecrusher replied, as they pick up the pace.

They reached the armory, and there was a stash of arrows for bows and crossbows, there was swords, rapiers, cleavers, some staffs and even a prototype for a magic cannon, but Atom has no knowledge of this.

He approaches the cannon and examined it. It had eight barrels on the front, and there was a hole on the back end instead of a mechanic for lighting the string on fire.

"What's this?" He asked.

"That, my friend, is a prototype of the Magic Cannon." Sideswipe quickly answered. "It uses magic to shoot out projectiles instead of common cannonballs. All you have to do is place your horn in the hole and make a small spark of magic, then it uses that amount to make a full-barrage." He explained.

"But right now, it uses your entire magic to actually make it work." Slice Fang added, equipping her Rapier. Atom, with nothing else to do, he just waited for them. Finally, after what it took like forever, they finished gearing and continued to the meeting room. Where the room was filled with Royal Guards seemingly what look like a long conveyor belt, at the very front of the room was the leader, Commander Ace Shield, who was commander for 3 decades.

"...We will also be joined by the current captain of POSO, Atom!" He yelled, as if on cue, the guards quickly noticed him, moved to the side, and saluted. Atom casually trotted to the front where the commander was. While the leader was talking, Atom was checking, he looked at the board and saw the main objectives.

1- Infiltrate the Land of the dragons

2- Make the way to the main mountain

3- Confront and defeat Alduin

Atom smirked, and chuckled. 'This is how the objectives are like back in those days.' He thought. He can remember his squad was about to take down an ancient magic dragon, which absorbs you're magic and use it in it's favor. But what they only did is use melee attacks, from the start Atom placed a curse on the dragon when it was glaring at him eye-to-eye, using his visual prowess called Karmic Retribution. Slowly hurting you, coursing over your veins, which promptly will end until you die. It's basically poison.

Atom returned to the crowd of guards behind him, as they were still listening to what the Commander recommends to do. Then the elite guards, the representative of the Lunar republic, Crescent Light, the representative of the Royal Guard of Celestia, Sunborn Magic stood by Atom's side.

"...Then let's get to it!" Ace yelled, as they all yelled in 'hail!'.

It's been days, and they were still marching to the Land of the dragons. They were still meters away from the location itself. But at least they crossed the great sea of Equestria. So they were more likely hidden in the forest. Camping while some scout around. Atom however was nowhere near the camp. Rather, he was somewhere near the edge of the forest, where it transitions into the territory of the dragons. He was there with his Psychokinesis active, the light from his glowing eye looms a small radius around him, enabling him to see from his position.

He can see the grass slowly switching to cobblestone and rocks. He really wanted to get in there and slay them himself, to avenge them, to complete his vengeance. It will be victory, for him and for everypony else.

He clenched his hoof on the hilt of his blade. But then he released his grasp, and trotted back to the camp.

The entire army of guards are outside their door, and they are ready to confront and kill Alduin themselves. The smoke was arising, dragons were seen at a distance, it's either they know they're here or they're clueless of what's going on at all. Commander Ace stepped up, and faced the army in front of him. Speeching for the guards. While Atom was looking at the land of dragons, he didn't wield, nor did he use magic to grasp his sword. He had his Psychokinesis active, and can see 10 other single dragon flying around that were nearby. He can hear sounds of 'hail!' and cheers from the background, but then he was called to by Ace.

"Atom," The pale blue unicorn turned to him. "Are you ready?" He only nodded. "Ponies," He turned back to his fellow comrades. ONWARD!!" He yelled, pointing towards the landscape as the royal guards, both the Luna and Celestial republic, charged forward, with their yells loud enough, they were able to take attention of some dragons. They prepared, they trained, they studied, and they are ready to kill.

A sword then appeared from Atom's back, another sword, sheathed in his quiver. Using his two hooves, he was able to dual wield his swords, a small amount of ponies are able to do this, and that's what makes them powerful. He looked forward, where a dragon looked to his friend beside him, they exchange looks, and opened their mouths.

"EVERYPONY SHIELD!!" Ace yelled, as the guards did so, mechanical and magical shields was raised. However Atom didn't, he was ready, he wanted to kill Alduin, and stab his whole, again and again. His Psychokinesis active, with that, he made a block formation, crossing both swords together, which then from the dragon's mouth, shot a frost breath and a fire breath on Atom. After they stopped, they almost froze, Atom was still alive, but he was never harmed, using his Psychokinesis got himself a hidden shield. But that's not the reason why the dragons froze. As soon as the army lowered their use of protection, Atom was nowhere to be seen. Without a trace, he's basically gone. Dragons don't compare they're abilities to themselves, as long as they stay dead, they're finished with it.

And that's where they're wrong.

They felt a sinking feeling on their neck, one turned to the others nape while vice versa, and saw that the left one had a blade on his nape while the other had Atom, sticking his other blade on the other's nape, he slowly dug it in, until he found the sweet spot, the blade quickly snapped in the dragon's nape, tremendously making pain to his body, Atom quickly grabbed his other blade, as he sliced off the dragon's head itself (the right one), killing him. Atom grabbed his blades, he sheathed his other one, as he gripped his sword tightly, he climbed on the dragon's muzzle, where thr unicorn impaled his blade onto his face, killing another one. He pulled out his blade, and the dragon dropped, the souls were quickly absorbed, and the army watched in awe how powerful actually he was.

When they ever go on 'killing dragon missions' along with the POSO, they slightly see Atom do work, they normally see him slice some tail, ears and some wings off. Entire wings. Hell, it's been a long time since they saw a real fighter, and Atom was the one who got back the working title.

The army went wild, and cheered on what he did. "PONIES, ATTAAACK!!" Ace shouted, and so did the crowd.

This is going to be one long day.

More and more dragons came on the spot. Some where flying, while the others were on ground. The army splits as they come in small groups, a Luna republic squad took down some, a Celestial republic squad also slaughtered some, and a mixed group used bows and swords to take down their opponents. Atom however massacred 5 dragons all in one go. The souls is now absorbed into Atom
His momentum striking forward. He kept on advancing forward, as he came into the deeper territory, his sight came across a crater, in the middle was a mountain. Where then, his eyes found him. The devourer looked around, then gazed at the insect who first saw him directly, he gestured forward where Atom was, and dragons and dragons and dragons race where he is. There was about 14 of them. Atom had no time to lose, he didn't want to let Alduin escape somewhere else.

His Psychokinesis active, he leapt and jumped, thrusted and launched like a rocket. Thankfully, his visual prowess allows him to predict every move they will make, unless the opponent is to fast for it to handle. The dragon leading the attack was firstly grabbed by Atom, who then shook it's horns, but he pulled out a dagger, and stuck on his head, not killing the dragon though. But he managed to hijack/control the direction where the dragon flies, so the unicorn targeted the group of dragons, where the beasts were about to unload a mount of fire, frost, magic breaths at the hijacked comrade. Atom, readied 7 throwing knives at hoof, with the assistance of his visual prowess, he threw the knives, targeting the spots where they will be 'knocked out' for a while. The knives hit the eyes, forehead or the muzzle of the 7 dragons, then the hijacked dragon shot out his 'marked for death' shout, as soon as the shout hits the 7 hurt dragons, they collapsed, and when collapse, it means they fell towards the ground, dead, due to the maximum power the shout gives combining it with the throwing knives. Now Atom drew his black katana, gripped on his right foreleg, while his left foreleg was holding onto the dragon, the hijacked dragon was about to unleash a storm call, lightning strikes and meteor showers. The dragon unleashed the shout, which then lightning stormed from the skies and so did small meteors. The lightning and meteors hit the 7 other dragons, which caused them to go blinded by the hits, Atom jumped from the hijacked dragon, which then the unicorn grabbed his other blade, impaling and slicing the heads off in a single strong swift slash, killing the 7 dragons. After killing the last one, he jumped off from the tail of the 14th dragon, he can see Alduin on his sights.

Until a gigantic dragon opened it's mouth, about to chomp on Atom.

ROAR!!

His eyes widened, and he didn't know what to do, his Psychokinesis did nothing, so he disables it for now. The army just came into view, sensors can see Atom about to get eaten.

"ATOM!" Ace yelled, while some of the others were ignoring what he yelled about. The gigantic dragon then closed it's jaw, trapping Atom inside it's mouth.

The unicorn woke up, and sees himself in a black void. A place full of nothing, but a black space. His attire and weapons were still on his grip, but can only see a black background. The black space then had a red light emitted, then the source showed itself, a red heart. Glowing bright as the moon.

"What's this?" He asked to himself. Then turned around, to see a holographic memory of him being born, having a fun time with his family, getting his cutie mark and can see the sight of Neutron held in his father's hooves.

"What the..?"

"What should we name him?" The young Atom asked.

"I think, Neutron." His father said, giving Neutron to his young smart son. Hugging him as his mother smiles.

And Atom smiled as well. Everything then faded and turned into this-

But it refused.

Alduin dropped from the mountain and landed along with the humongous dragon. Ace and his squad arrived to the scene, weapons drawn. Alduin then gestured something to his comrade.

"Naadzik, ofan zey sen. (Naadzik, give me the boy.)" Alduin spoke, and the dragon did what he asked him to do. But before the dragon could do it, the mouth was slowly raising and opening, like it was being pryed open. Then Atom came into sights, standing on two legs while his forelegs opening the mouth.

"RAHHH!!!" The unicorn struggled and yelled, as he jumped from the mouth to the squad of Ace, who were reliefed to see him alive.

"Atom, what were you thinking?!" Ace scolded.

"I got my way old man." He said, and sure enough, Ace was annoyed. He looked back to the dragons, where Alduin left and flew away to the mountain and flew inside. Atom got more angry, his Psychokinesis active, staring right at the humongous one, who was about to strike the squad down with it's claw, he swiped his claw but got sliced off by Atom. "Ace, handle him, I'm going after Alduin!"

"But Atom-" But Atom thrusted off and jumped like a rocket, did what he did a while ago. The gigantic dragon was in no use to even strike down Atom. Who was still gliding thanks to his new abilities.

Atom landed inside the mountain, where at the very bottom was a rectangular portal. He swore he saw Alduin in a fraction of a second flying into it.

"Woah!" He yelled, after an arrow flew past him. Skele-ponies were attacking him with arrows using bows. With no time to lose, he jumped off, straight into the portal.

Evan flipped the next page, when suddenly his face fell on the book, after, he snored. Now he found his solution.

Author's Note

Ok, Sunborn Magic sounds retarded.

But wow, supports are going left and right. So here's a poll.

In the next chapter, say #Hellyeah if you want Murder Maze. Say #Hellno if you want some kind of roulette, comment the specific roulette if you choose #Hellno.

Go ahead, either way, I'm gonna play some Game Dev Tycoon.

The Dirty Axe

Wildcat woke up, the sun was rising and shining. He stretched and yawned. He stood up and saw his mane, shirt and pants ruined. "Heh." He muttered. "Might as well fix myself." He was about to start looking for a mirror, but then he saw Evan. Sleeping and snoring on the table, his face sunk in his book. His hooves on the table and his back and was hunched. He groaned, and quickly walked up to him, he grabbed his pistol, then whipped him in the head. Waking up Vanoss.

"Huh? Whu? Hey!" He said angrily, looking at Wildcat who looked annoyed. "Why the fuck did you hit me?" He said, rubbing his eyes under his shades.

He raised his forelegs, he replied. "Why the fuck are your sleeping here? The fuck?"

"Well, reading this is the only fucking solution." Vanoss sighed, and stood from his chair, scratching his ass. "If you need me, I'll be stuck here drinking latte." Evan left the guest room and in the kitchen, Wildcat stood there, thinking what would be a good way to get him up all day before they cleanup shit.

And he got what he needed.

He grabbed his phone and texted his friends. Planning something for him and them.

Evan looked around the library, there was no sign of Twilight or Spike. Well, he did think that they were still asleep. Besides it was 7:23 in the morning anyway. He proceeded towards the kitchen. He opened a cabinet, and grabbed a mug. Seeing there isn't any coffee machine or many ways he could make some latte, he decided he would stick for some coffee instead. Back at his home, he didn't need any coffee beans or that crap. He would just use powder instead. Unfortunately there wasn't any coffee brands he had right now, so he has to use the ones that are available. He grabbed a saucepan, and put some water in it, he started the oven and brewed some heat onto the pan.

KNOCK! KNOCK!

"I'll get it." Evan announced, he trotted to the door and opened it to see the girls, up and bright.

"Mornin' Vanoss!" Applejack greeted.

"Morning AJ, morning girls, what you doing here?" He asked casually, after he stood aside the door as he gestured the girls to come in. Wildcat joined Vanoss, and stood by his side.

"Well we're simply here to wake Twilight up, we've got a lot of cleanin' to do." Applejack replied. While Evan closes the door.

"So we're supposed to help right?" Wildcat asked.

"It's up to you, you guys did a lot yesterday. Especially Vanoss." Rainbow said. Evan, out of the corner of his eye, can see the pan smoking, he quickly sprinted to it, cooled down the oven and turned it off. He opened the lid, to see smoke rising, and water boiling. He closed it again and turned to the girls.

"Uhh, sorry there." He chuckled, scratching the back of his head. "But uh, it's okay for me to not do anything." He said, walking back to the group.

"Evan, I know how we can do our morning." Wildcat said. Confused, he replied.

"Okay.. We'll talk about it later."

The mares as well were confused, curious included. "Well, what about it?" Pinkie spoke up and asked.

"It's a surprise for Evan." Wildcat smiled at the red earth pony.

"Welp, I'm gonna go ahead and wake her up now, if you don't mind." Vanoss said, trotting towards the stairs and into the room where she and Spike sleeps. Wildcat turned to the mares again.

"Go ahead and take a seat, I got some things to do." He said, as he grabbed his phone, letting a 'ding!' ring out. He opened and checked the notification, and saw the the messages there is.

Lui
Are all of us goin to ask permit?

Jonathan
It's at the farm?

But the last one got his attention.

Craig
GUYS I FOUND BROCK

Confused, he puts away his phone and was about to leave the door until Rarity called his attention.

"Tyler darling, where are you going?" He turned to them and her.

"I gotta check something out." He quickly said, leaving the library and to Carousel Boutique, where Mini currently stays at.

He reached the place, he quickly knocked on the door, only to be responded by Delirious' mask.

"Come in, we actually got Brock!" He said, as he walked in and closed the door behind him, the entire crew was blocking his view, they looked at Tyler, then stood aside. To actually see Brock, or Moo Snuckel referring to his YouTube channel. He was sitting on a stool, feeling like he's carsick.

He's a unicorn, since they can see a horn on his head. He had the same type of coat as Mini, except it's a little shady. He has the same hair style from his GTA V character, also wearing a rainbow undershirt, with sunglasses as his cutie mark. He looked at Tyler, who was still dizzy. "Tyler? Before, it was you guys and now him?!" He said. Nogla stood and whispered to Tyler.

"We told him everything but he still doesn't believe it." Wildcat slapped his hoof away he trotted and talked to Moo.

"Alright Brock, what's it take you to actually think this is real?" He asked.

"I'll only see it's real if Evan shows up."

"What makes you think that?" Mini asked.

"Because he's the last guy who needs to show up.He's also the one of the first people I met on Youtube before you guys." People know by now 'Seeing is Believing.' That is how Brock feels right now.

"Speaking of Evan, where the fuck is he?" Marcel asked, all of them looked at Wildcat, since he sleeps in the same place with Vanoss.

"What?" He asked stupidly.

Brock stood from the stool. "Can you take me to him?" He requested.

"Okay, come on guys." Wildcat simply said, gesturing to go outside. As he and the crew left the boutique, going back to Golden Oak Library.

"Why do you need to see Vanoss to actually believe this is real?" Delirious asked.

"We have a bond, all of us do, don't we?" Brock replied, looking back at Delirious who looked forward instead.

They were still away from the library, only to see Vanoss out the door with a mug on his blog, sipping his coffee.

"Hey Evan!" Wildcat yelled, sure enough, his voice was loud enough to startle Vanoss, he quickly approached them. The group and Evan met. Wildcat was the first to speak.

"Yo, did you not see your phone?" Evan only shrugged. As the group stood aside except Tyler, blocking something from Vanoss' view.

"Well, we got some news for you!" Tyler said, smiling under his mask. He also stood aside and gestured like he was showcasing something. And then there was Brock.

"Brock?!" "Evan?" They both questioned. As they shared a small laugh. Vanoss then spoke in a soldier voice. "So you're here now?"

"Yup, so now.. this is real." He paused mid-sentence. He looked back at his friends/crewmates. Who were really happy to see him.

"Eeyup." Vanoss said. He turned to Wildcat. "So, what's today's plan?" He asked.

"Thought you'd never say that, it's a surprise for you!" He said, throwing his forelegs up in the air. Vanoss stood there not really excited, sipping his coffee. But it's true that the few past days had been boring. He really wanted them to have a break. So it might come true today, at his perspective that is. "I'll call you later to see what we're doin'!"

"Yay." He said, slow clapping. Mostly struggling because of his mug on his hoof.

"Come on guys!" Wildcat said. Gesturing to 'follow me!' as they left to the northwest. Vanoss sipped his coffee before turning around and trotting back to the library.

The group came upon the sight of Sweet Apple Acres. They can see Big Mac and Apple Bloom working around in the orchard. It's a good thing they got to know the town better. But when it came to Lyra and Bon Bon, they really had a bad attempt to do so.

They came in closer to the barn and farmhouse. At that distance, they can see Granny Smith, the pony they need to talk to. The group stopped when they stepped hoof on the front porch. Granny Smith was sitting on her rocking chair, sleeping. "Oh shit, Granny's sleeping." Delirious said in a low volume. Wildcat slapped his cheeks, letting him mumble a small 'ow!', rubbing his cheek to stop the pain. Wildcat stepped forward and spoke to!the old pony.

He cleared his throat before talking. "Um.. Granny Smith?" As her said that, the green pony panicked, thinking and acting like she was in a middle of a war.

"What happened?" She said, then turned to the crew. "Ah, hellu ther' fellas! What brin's you here in Sweet Apple Acres."

"We just happen to come by to.." Wildcat scratched his head. "borrow your corn maze for a while?"

"Why sur'! As long as you don't mess up our corn, it'll be in a fine shape! Feel free tuh' do with it for now." She said, as the crew cheered in joy. Now their able to do what they need to do.

"Thanks Granny!" Wildcat said, as they left to the corn maze.

Vanoss said goodbye to the mares, leaving him at his please in the library with Spike. Suddenly his phone rang, and his 'piano riff' ringtone played in the background. He was being called by Tyler. He answered it and talked to him.

"Hello?... There? Ok then. See ya." He ended the call, and kept his phone. Finishing his coffee with one last sip.

"Spike?" He called out loud.

"Yeah?" The purple Drake responded.

"How many times have you stayed here alone?"

"Uhh.. Eleven times?"

"Good, I need you to stay here for now. I'ma do some shieee.." He did remember he was talking to a young Drake. ".. shieemalaboo." He said stupidly. Leaving the library with his mug on the coffee table.

He stopped in his tracks, he was close to where he has to go. He just told him to go at Sweet Apple Acres, but there was no sign. They instead messaged him the coordinates. Good thing he can use maps for help of course. He continued, the last steps ended up in front of them. They were lined up in front of him. He was confused, what the legit fuck is going on?

"Yo Evan." Wildcat called out, be grabbed his hatchet and tossed it to Evan. Simply catching it on his hooves.

"The fuck?"

Wow, he was dense as shit.

"DUDE! WE'RE PLAYING MURDER MAZE!" Wildcat yelled, Evan gasped in surprise. He sounded REALLY stupid. Some of his friends chuckled and snorted.

"You act so damn stupid!" Mini yelled in front of his face.

"Are you fockin' following a damn script?!" Nogla yelled.

"OKAY! O-Fucking-Kay. We calm THE FUCK DOWN! And have some damn fun." He said, his friends cheered. Finally they get to have a break altogether.

"ALRIGHT!!" Vanoss quickly yelled, shit that escalated really damn quick. "Welcome.. To Murder Maze!"
"Anyway, today. We're gonna have some fun! This time, it's more immense and intense! We don't have third person, we don't have stupid controllers. We got our minds!" Vanoss said. "So who's the first to die?" He sneaked past Marcel, he tossed him the hatchet. Marcel almost panicked but luckily caught it. "Marcel's the first murderer. He hasn't played this shit for a while."

"WHAT?!" He exclaimed, his friends laughed, snorted and insulted him.

"Marcel is death!" Delirious said, which his voice cracked when spoke the word death. Everyone including Marcel laughed.

While some are still there they were also saying some things like 'good luck!'. "Stop complainin' motherfucker!" Evan yelled, before dashing into the maze and hiding from the killer. Marcel sighed, and counted to 5.

"..2-1! HERE COMES BASICALLY." He said menacingly.

"Also guys, we also have ear pieces so we can do commentary on shit." Vanoss said. Saying that sentence rang through the networks of earpieces his friends wore.

"I'm getting a vibe that he's coming my way." Lui spoke, his friends getting the response. Nearby hoofsteps can be heard, and so does Lui making noise. The sound got closer, as he and Mini met.

"Oh hey!"

"Oh good!" They both said. "We gotta group up." Mini said, both got in pair and roamed the maze.

"I-..-I don't like this!" Delirious yelled.

"HEY!!" A sudden voice yelled. So Delirious reacted by screaming and running for his life. He heard the voice sounded almost like Marcel. A flash of light was shining on him, then passed in front. "OH GOD!!" He kept on yelling, knowing Marcel might get him. Considering they all have Gmod powers where they can run at lightspeed. Either way he did prank him the day they got to Ponyville. So it's no surpise if he showed no mercy to the masked pegasus. Continuing on, he turned a sharp left to the corner as he can still hear hoofsteps follwing his trail. More likely running after him. His hooves stepped and ran through the dirt. Making slight dust as his speed strikes. He attempted to turn tail but instead smash onto the hard wall of the corn maze. The feeling felt like what it was back in GTA.

"HEY DELIRIOUS!!" The voice exclaimed, sure enough it was Marcel.

"OH GOD!!" Delirious closed his eyes and got ready for impact. Then the pain processed throughout his entire body. He screamed in agonizing pain, while the murderous bear hat pony laughed like the murderous maniac he's supposed to. Blood splashed on the walls of the maze, the ground and so did on Marcel. He laughed manically, alerting and intimidating the others.

"OH SHIT!" "I'M SCARED!!" "OhGodohGodohGodohGod." "I DON'T WANNA DIE!!" They all screamed in fear. Playing the part their supposed to.

"Who's next?!" Marcel asked scarily, asked he turned to see Vanoss and Nogla standing and peeking out the maze wall. "AGHH!!" Marcel yelled and chased after them, causing the duo to also run and scream.

"NOGLA DON'T TURN AROUND AND KEEP RUNNING!!" Vanoss yelled to his friend, but the paper bagged unicorn did the opposite, he turned as he saw the earth pony with the hatchet on his mouth. Causing Nogla to only scream some more and take more speed than Vanoss. They took sharp turns all the way. And no matter how slick or professional their drifting is, they can't get him off their back.

"Hey guys!" A voice called out, they turned right as it was the only way around. Only to see the dark shadow of a blue pegasus with a mask. Delirious really looked fucked even after he respawned, he held a hatchet with his right wing gripping tightly. "HAGGHH!!" He yelled, the duo quickly spread out whilst he ran after Vanoss' way. Nogla went back to Marcel's road, encountering him as Marcel slashed his hatchet at Nogla. Staggering from the attack and in pain.

"OH SHIT- OHHH!!" He screamed as how Delirious is, only he screamed like he was getting raped. His friends lightly laughed and chuckled at his yell.

Vanoss kept on running, he never did stop. He doesn't know how he's running like in Gmod without saying 'shift'. He panted and panted. Delirious kept on laughing, Vanoss turned a corner to encounter Mini, Brock and Lui. "HEY!! RUN!" He yelled, as he drifted left and out of their way.

"HI!!" Delirious shouted, raising his right wing as Mini and Lui book it.

"Oh no." Was all Brock said before thumping violently on the ground. Delirious laughed and kept on beating Brock's body before fading into thin air. He stopped on his tracks and looked left and right. Sure enough they spread out.

"I WANT BACON!!" He yelled furiously, running towards a random direction which is straight ahead.

Vanoss stopped and grasped for air, getting exhausted from all that running. He leaned on the corn maze's wall. His left hoof on his stomach. Clearly drained from all that running and galloping. He sat down, he looked at his surroundings and environment. When he looked right, he saw a hind leg ran by. Alerted, he yelled. "Hey! Who's there?" He looked around the corner. Only to see a glimpse of Wildcat's pants running right. "Hey Wildcat! Hey piggie!" He yelled, he stood and ran after him.

"Wait, what?" Wildcat yelled out. He looked around, was about to turn to the next corner until he saw Evan sprinting his way.

"Hey!" They both yell, Wildcat approached Evan, the red earth pony then saw a green unicorn with a hammer bash Wildcat's head, the thick metal only let the pig fall and plop on the ground sitting. "OH SHIT!!" He quickly reacted, turning around to only encounter Delirious about to slice his head off. "AHHH-" He was cut off. Literally cut off. The audio from everyone's earpiece went static. His body fell acting like he got clotheslined. Delirious laughed and continued to smash Evan's glasses. Both bodies disappeared, the two killers continued to roam. Only Mini and Lui are left to hunt. And that's Brock, Evan and Tyler's job to handle.

Both the pig and the owl spawned outside the maze. The red earth pony sighed, as he grabbed his machete. Swinging it a few times before getting into stance. As soon as he was about to plan to jump into the action, he got hit on the head by Wildcat's crowbar. "OW! THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT FOR?!" He yelled angrily.

"THAT WAS FOR LETTING ME GET KILLED YOU FUCK!!" Tyler yelled back, their small argument rang through the ear pieces of their friends. Some listened, some ignored it. The ones who listened chuckled at their use of actions and words. Vanoss was rubbing his head, it hurts more combined with his death. After they finished their small conflict, they continued to head in the maze and started searching.

Now what stopped Mini is when he heard a lot of footsteps, and he means A LOT of footsteps. "Why d'ya stop?" Lui spoke, his voice asking. Mini only replies by 'shushing' the masked pony. They walked about cautiously and slowly.

"RAHH!!" As if on cue, after some walking a yell went on by. Alerting the last survivors, and made them run for their lives. Even though they're technically invincible.

Mini tried running on two legs, but it happened to fail and so he fell down on his stomach. Lui stopped, he reached out for Mini but the taxman was pulled by a blue shade of somepony, he yelled for help, his name as well, but instead made the masked colt turn and gallop again, followed by the voice of screaming.

Lui kept mumbling to himself stupid things, which the others couldn't even make out what he says. His pace suddenly slowed down, he got calmer and he felt safer, in his perspective. Minutes had passed since Mini was skinned to death.

Then a voice called.

"Lui, where the fuck are you?" A familiar voice called. Sure enough, he also heard the voice nearby. He avoided the close source, hiding behind the thick wall of the corn maze.

"We want some monkey chops!" Another crooked voice said through the earpiece. Making him even more paranoid.

"I'll use that cigarette as a trophy!" Another one yelled, he quickly realized his mask, having a cigarette on the mouth. He quickly held it, before moving again.

Now he was in the center of the maze. With four dark opening, with intimidating scaring voices. He was scared, whilst in his squeaky voice. He was moving around, scared.

Then white eyes spurred in the darkness.

More and more appeared, before it completely almost surrounded all openings.

Then a voice simply said a word that can shake someone and somepony.

"Die."

Then screams came at it. About almost all the crew charged at Lui, with their weapons on mouth or on their hoof.

Then somehow, Lui managed to escape the surrounding attack by ducking at the last second. Now on the floor with every of his crew mates smacked each other. He completely booked it, each and everyone sparked an argument. Lui was looking back and not forward, letting him bump into something.

He was wounded, dirty and all over the place. Lui backed up, and his pupils shrunk at his grin. "Remember me?" Was all Mini said before eviscerating Lui. The childish screams came about, getting the entire crew's attention. Mini was just chopping up Lui's corpse.

"There he is!"

"Gimme that Lui chops!"

"Looks weh got de dinner!" That was all they muttered before chopping up Lui as well.

They happen to play again, only this time, Delirious as the killer. Obviously, he had most kills and was the first to die.

This time, they had different pairs. Lui with Nogla, Brock with Tyler and Marcel with Mini.

Except for Vanoss.

He was with himself, able to hold off for a while all himself. According to him. Now he leaned on the maze's thick walls. Peeking out to his left as he sees nothing but twists and turns. His pony body going back to his overing position, before looking to his right and seeing Rainbow Dash hovering in front of him. "What the-? The hell you doin' here?!" He exclaimed.

"Trying to find you." She simply replied.

"For what reason?" He asked back before looking out.

"Cleaning up the town. We gotta go." She puts out her hoof, only for it to be slapped away by Vanoss'.

"Can't Skittles, gotta play this shit-"

SCREAM!

They turned to the source, it was behind Rainbow. Mini and Marcel appeared as they try to run from whatever was chasing them. Perhaps Delirious. "Evan, fucking run!" Mini yelled.

And with that choice of words, he knew what they meant and booked it. Along with Dash of course. He turned the corner and ran straight, with Dash flying along his side. "What's going on?" She asked.

"We're getting chased by a murderer as of now." He said, shivering Rainbow's spine as she ran down instead of flying. They turned a corner and leaned on the maze's wall. Dash followed his actions, and tried to stand with two legs.

Then he anticipated this question for the least, "Why'dja call me 'Skittles' earlier?"

"You're basically the candy in our world, it's rainbow candy to be precise. Their tagline is- 'Taste the Rainbow.'." He explained.

"Is it good?"

"You can say tha-"

"HI!!!" A crooked voice yelled, as the blade of the hatchet hit the maze's walls, and Delirious used it to move and show his face to the two.

"Okay, RUN!!" Evan yelled, turning right as Dash smacked unto the wall. She regained her consciousness and looked back at Delirious in a proning position.

"Even though you aren't supposed to join the game, I'll still kill you for joining Evan!" The masked pegasus scream, Dash backed up and covered her vision. Fearing death was this early. "OW!" Delirious' voice yelled. Dash lowered her foreleg to only see Vanoss standing on 2 legs with a rock on his hoof.

"You want her? You gotta get me first fucker!!" He said, midway he ran for it as Delirious chased him. Dash stood up, and cleaned herself from the dust. Surely enough, she heard another batch of hoofsteps. Only as Nogla and Lui coming out as a result.

"Whoa Dashie, the hell you doin' here?" Nogla asked.

"Trying to get Evan to clean up the town. I'm guessing you're part of the game?" She asked, receiving a nod from the 2. "And note to self, never get near Delirious."

"Why?" Lui spoke up.

"He... almost killed me." After the sentence, the 2 suddenly perked up.

"Okay, he maybe playing his part, but HE'S NOT GOING TO KILL ANYONE!!" Lui screamed in his serious voice. "Who else joined you Dash?"

"Uhm.. My friends?" She gave a nervous smile. She should've lied instead.

"Oh my God!!" The 2 colts yelled. "That's it! Dash, you and I will stop Delirious! Lui, gather a crowd, half of them evac her friend. The others call em' out to stop the game and help stop Delirious! " Nogla ordered, Lui nodded and galloped away from the remaining pair. Rainbow started hovering, as Nogla left and followed suit.

Vanoss kept on running and running. Never looking back, never stopping ever again. Though his expression wasn't really scared, he was Determined to continue and stall for Rainbow to get away.

Only this time, he stopped.

He stopped running.

He panted, leaned on the wall behind him and glared at the masked pegasus with a smirk under his mask and a hatchet. But under Evan's shades, his eyes shined red. But he saw that Delirious' eyes was glowing and smoking red. Was it sore? Was he hurt? Was he hallucinating?

All questions lost as the pegasus leapt and yelled at him with a hatchet on hoof. Vanoss moved fast, rolled under his attack and got back up. Delirious turned to him like a hawk, his wings flared, but Vanoss tackled him through the wall of the maze.

They broke through.

They broke through another wall again, Vanoss tackled Delirious officially, he sat on him and gave him jabs and punches. Delirious, after 5 hits, had enough. He kicked up his hind legs as Vanoss was knocked into the broken wall. The pegasus sprung up and raised his hoof holding the hatchet high, he was about to eviscerate Evan. But he made his move, posing a punch towards Delirious. Before the hoof could even hit Delirious, a beam of lethal magic hit him. Launching to Vanoss' side. He stopped and looked to his right, where the beam had originated from. It was from Twilight and her friends. They managed to cross paths with them.

"Why are both of you fighting?!" The alicorn yelled.

"Get outta here! It's not saf-" He was cut off by Delirious who happened tackle him back. His hind leg stepped unto his left hoof. He was about to swiftly strike until a lasso wrapped around his neck. Applejack strained him, as Pinkie bear hugged him, he tried to pry himself off, but instead happen to hit Pinkie on the shoulder, getting a small gash on the arm. She winced in pain, for the first time, she lost all confidence and felt hurt, physically and emotionally. She backed off, as Delirious slashed off the rope of Applejack, making her fall from trying to stop him. Evan stood up, quick and fast. He had to protect from Delirious' actions. First of all, why was he this aggressive in the first place. He was Determined to get them safe, especially Rainbow, and get the others to help him. For now, he had to hold him off and get the others to leave.

He clotheslined him, making fall on his back. He continued to hit him with his forearm, again and again. The pegasus retaliated by punching him with his free left foreleg. He stood into his stance, and so did Evan. They ran to each other, both formed their punches. Delirious going to hit him on the stomach while Vanoss going to hit him on the face, mask first. Both collided with their attacks, as they fell on the ground. Tired and wounded from fighting each other. Delirious' red glow in his eyes faded, as he closed his eyes, losing grip on his hatchet, blacking out. Vanoss tried standing up, the mares behind him were there. Never said a word, and never acted since both attacked each other again. Pinkie was hurt, frowning from the gash and hurt. Fluttershy about to tear up, Applejack was biting her lip, Twilight and Rarity? Jaws agape.

Evan approached Delirious' body. Breathing in and out from all the blows he receieved and gave. He crouched down unto his body, and grabbed him by the waist. He turned to the mares. Chuckling and grinning. His eyes shimmered red again. Then said, "That was fun."

After that, the group and the mane 6 regrouped, the mares were not happy. They can't even describe how they feel. But the group? The first round was fun, but in the 2nd round? They turned serious in that topic. Vanoss trotted to sugarcube corner to lay Delirious on the couch. The others started cleaning up the maze, and tried to cover up the tracks their mess made.

As Vanoss layed down Delirious' body on the couch. He put the hatchet on the coffee table, the dirty axe. He sat down on the chair near the sofa. Sighing and taking in a breath as he smiled, his eyes under his broken shades felt relieved.

Next time, he learned to play a different game instead.

"Hey, you got a minute?" A voice called. He perked up, and saw Rainbow there standing, looking worried.

"Yeah. Why?" The pegasus approached him, as Evan stood from the chair he was sitting on.

"Listen, I owe you a thanks."

"For what?" Yup, he was dense as the widest rock in the world.

"For saving me earlier. I.." She paused, scrathing the back of her head. "..nearly died."

"I didn't want to risk anyone dying in front of me. I wanted to keep anyone safe and get home." He sighed, looked up at the ceiling. Sucking in another breath. "You don't know how I feel right now."

"Maybe, but I think you deserve this."

"Deserve wha-" Rainbow stopped him by hugging him. He was surprised, then slowly, raised a leg and hugged her. Before they parted, Dash said this to him,

"Don't die on me now." She smiled, they parted.

"I won't." He smiled back.

Author's Note

It's hard to put information about them considering that they have little info in the internet.

Either way, I've been busy, and I'm still tackling The Word of Evil and It's A New World. :ajsleepy:
But I'm glad I got this out! :twilightsmile::heart:

Voices In My Head

”Maske. Blau. Rot. Sprechen. Krumm. Mörder. Gesucht. Freund..

Das soll nicht mehr sein

Nicht mehr..

Regel die Nacht. Essen sie alle. Keine Gnade. Töten. Massaker.

Kriegsmaschine.”

Delirious woke up with a jump, he sat up. His eyes opened like a hawk, or maybe he just came back from the dead. He looked around. Everything was dark, though there was light somewhere in the kitchen, but he could make out that he was in Sugarcube Corner. On the couch to be specific. He looked down to see a bubble shield activated, also noticing the bubble surrounding him. He insisted to touch the orange jelly like surface, it slightly moved from the force he exerted. He got more cautious-

"Hey, why ya ignoring me?" A voice called out, he was sure he was ignoring someone. But the fact that it was dark (and orange), sure as hell he can ignore almost anything. He looked at the chair when there was a dark shade of red, he squinted.

"Evan?" Delirious muttered. "How long you've been there?"

"Uhh.. Just about 3 minutes ago, I just came back."

"Came back?"

"Yeah, left you here, cleaned up town." Vanoss gestured him his mug. Good thing he can see properly in the dark. "So am I talking to The Delirious or H2-O Delirious?" He asked.

"The Jonathan." Vanoss chuckled.

"Right.. Guess I'm talking to the Delirious I know then.” Vanoss then leaned forward to turn off the shield. Successful in doing it. “Want some apple cider? Fresh from the farm."

"..Sure." He grabbed his mug, and took a long sip before settling it on the coffee table.

"Is it Halloween yet?"

"No. Not yet anyway." Delirious frowned. Vanoss insisted himself to continue. “What happened to you lately?” Delirious looked his way, raising an eyebrow. "Like, a while ago? What happened?"

"I.. Can't tell why." He responded. "I was.. brainwashed. I think. I don't know how or why, but something just.. went in and took control of me."

Vanoss nodded, before asking another one. "Can you recall the things that happened earlier in the maze?"

"Kind of..? 'Cause I can see blurs when that happened, everything was shaking and moving."

"Well.. Was there something inside the maze?" He asked. He can't even remember how and where he was even brainwashed. There was no point to explain everything either way.

"Well.. there was a hooded bastard in the maze. He looked red and had chains on him."

"Did you see his face?"

"No. I did see yellow though, probably the eyes."

"Yeah, probably."

Delirious then positioned himself to sit on the couch. "Well, what else happened?"

"Huh, you hurt somebody."

"You?"

"That and another mare." Delirious' eyes widened.

"Who?" He asked seriously.

"See for yourself." And with that, they heard crying upstairs as Vanoss sat from his seat. "And that's my cue to go."

"Wait, WAIT!!" He shouted/whispered. Loud and understandable enough to make Vanoss freeze and stop trotting, not the scared frozen pose but the waiting one. He turned to the blue pegasus, his face is saying that he's waiting for his answer.

"What?"

"After I comfort her, we gotta talk."

"Make it quick 'cuz I don't think I can sleep here." Delirious chuckled. His face looked at the stairs. He stood and trotted up the stairs. He turned to 3 doors, one being on the middle slightly open. It's also the source of the sobbing, he stood his ground and peeked over the door. Seeing a certain pink pony crying on her bed, her mane and tail deflated. Dull and grey as well. Her face sunk on her pillow, Delirious is so sure he can see it soaked and wet.

'How long has she been crying?' He thought. He slowly pushed the door slowly, making it creak. He slowly trotted his way to her, her sobs getting louder. Then finally, at the right range, he plopped himself on the bed. Making it bounce up slightly. He sat on the bed, he reached out his foreleg and touched Pinkie. The touch alerted her so much, that when she looked up at Delirious, she hissed and placed her head again in her pillow, snorting. Delirious stopped and addressed his thoughts. He just saw the most hurt mare he has ever seen. Her face was sore and old. Her hiss was that hostile to make Delirious flinch. He shook his head rapidly, and finally decided to speak. “Pinkie?”

“Go away!” She yelled.

“Look, I have to confess!” With that, Pinkie sat up and looked at him. “I’m sorry, I can’t blame the others nor everyone for what I did (obviously). But.. it’s my fault, okay?” He placed his hooves on her shoulders. “I did have a girlfriend, or maybe a marefriend--at your terms--before. I don’t know what happened to us next ‘cuz she never contacted me again, I don’t know how to comfort a crying mare but I can only truly say.. I’m sorry.” Then slowly, he retracted his hooves and landed on the wooden floor. “I can’t make you happy, yet. But all I can do now is give you some space.” With that, he left the room and closed the door. Pinkie went back to her real self. Her colors returning, so does her puffy mane and tail. Except still sad. She wiped her nose, and mumbled something she wished Delirious could hear.

“Thanks.”

“So she okay now?”

“Yeah.” The Pegasus said.

“So.. whaddya wanted to talk to me about?” Delirious slightly jumped at that.

“About that?” Vanoss slightly nodded. “I realized I used to be a.. German.. something.”

Vanoss rapidly shook his head.“What do you mean?”

“My living being.. my soul.. used to be a German soldier.” With that, Evan slightly retracted his head. “I think.”

“You- ho- did you know about this? How long did you know?” Vanoss stuttered.

“In my dream a while ago.” He paused. “The more I get brainwashed, I think the more I get dangerous and the more that soldier takes me over before I know it.” He placed a hoof on Evan’s shoulder. “Don't tell them. I’ll only explain it in the right time.” Vanoss nodded.

“Yeah, okay. I also got to go.” Delirious chuckled.

“See ya tomorrow.” As he left, suddenly Delirious felt a surge of pain in his mentality.

The beauty..

Delirious grunted.

Will soon be gone..

Then the pain stopped.

Author's Note

Yes, I made Delirious a Used-To-Be Nazi!

A Meeting Of Sorts

"Nope.. nope.. nope.. nope." Vanoss repeated. He kept on scrolling through the spawnmenu to find what he needs. "Where the fuck is it?" He mumbled to himself, he was getting pissed and impatient. For about 30 minutes already, the popcorn he keeps trying to find is not there. "It's not here!" He yelled to Brock.

"Have you checked the 'weapons' section?" He said.

"Why the fuck would I check that part?"

"It's not in the entities right?" Vanoss sighed, he tapped the weapons section. He was about to tap on the 'Others' section until-

"Watch out!" A child-like voice said. Vanoss and Moo turned to their right, only to see a speeding scooter with a filly steering iit and behind him is a wagon with two other fillies riding as passenger. Both stared blankly as the trio veered right to avoid the 2 colts, but got them instead to-

CRASH!

-crash on a lamppost.

The two colts quickly stood to their hooves from the bench and helped out the three fillies. "You kids okay?" Vanoss asked the orange filly. The pegasus raised an eyebrow mentally and decided to put that thought aside and answer his question.

"Not.. really." She said, rubbing her head even though she has a helmet.

"I'll help you out." Vanoss said, grabbing his foreleg upwards to her hooves.

"Thanks." The filly said, smiling at the colt. Then turned to her friends, who were being helped by Moo.

"..hope you three are really okay." Moo said with concern as the two other fillies kept on rubbing their head to ease the pain. The colts turned to the ruined wagon and scooter. Then turned back to the fillies.

"You three okay with us fixing your ride?" Vanoss asked.

"No thanks, we got this." The orange one said.

"No we don't." The white one said.

"We can handle this! We got Apple Bloom with us!" The orange one exclaimed.

"Wait, Apple Bloom?" Vanoss asked. Hearing her name, the olive filly turned to the red earth pony.

"That's me!" She proudly said with a smile.

"Aren'tcha Applejack's young sister?" Apple Bloom nodded.

"Wait, are ya Vanoss?" She asked back.

"The one and only."

"Well Ah'll be! You know me already," She pointed to the orange pegasus. "that's Scootaloo," Then pointed to the white unicorn. "and that's Sweetie Belle. Each have their own style of greeting. Scootaloo stood tall, proud and smirked and Sweetie Belle simply smiled. "And we're!.." Apple Bloom said as the 3 formed up a line.

"THE CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS!!!!"

With that, the two stallion slammed unto the ground and tried to ease the ringing pain in their ears. Vanoss wildly dug his hooves on his ears while Brock spawned in headphones and placed it on his ears, sighing and smiling in relief.

Once the pain was gone, they sat up to still see the three fillies smiling and patiently waiting. Both stood up uneasily and shakingly. Fianlly having the strength to speak.

"Shit, now that's out of the fuckin- OW!" He rubbed the spot on his foreleg where Apple Bloom hit him. He looked at Apple Bloom only to see her glancing at him silently while her friends were raising eyebrows. Groaning and sighing, he repeated his response differently. "Now that's out of the way, *ahem* I'm Vanoss!" He stood tall and proud. "And this is Moo Snuckel."

"Sup." Vanoss got close to the three and whispered them something.

"Don't repeat 'Moo' all the time. He gets pissed."

"I know what your saying!" Moo yelled, before Vanoss returned to his spot.

"So uh, need any help fixing your dope ride?" He referred to the broken wagon and scooter.

"Well, since we don't have our tools I'd say we do." Scootaloo said.

"We got that covered." Brock said, the spawnmenu appearing in front of him. Spawning a wrench and a crowbar. The fillies were in astonishment, doing the common: 'Ooohhh'. "Evan, let's go."

"Evan?" The three said in unison while raising an eyebrow.

"That's my real name actually." Vanoss said before grabbing the crowbar Brock spawned. After about 3 minutes, they fixed up the transport the three were using. Scootaloo stepped forward to inspect the newly fixed vehicle.

"3 minutes? That's a record." She said, moving the handlebars back and forth making sure it was stable. "Yup! This is fixed." She exclaimed before the two other fillies got up to the wagon.

GRRR!

Evan then held his stomach then spoke, "Hungry as hell."

"We could eat at Hayburgers!" Sweetie Belle suggested.

"We are hungry as well." Apple Bloom said.

"Hayburgers?" The colts asked simultaneously.

"Never been to that fast food restaurant? Then we'll show you, come on!" Scootaloo yelled, as the transport went forward slowly, heading to Hayburgers. The colts just shrugged and smiled before joining the fillies.

Glass, Here And There

CRASH!

The window of Golden Oaks Library breached open. A broken body of a blue pegasus was on the floor, a collection of glass shards was around him. He slowly rose to his hind legs, shaking in the midst of taking balance. He wiped the mouth part of his hockey mask. Looking at the window, waiting for his opponent.

Then his enemy kicked him straight on the face.

“OW!!” Delirious cried out loud. Staggered and tried to balance himself. He was already bruised, cut, wounded and broken. The red earth pony wasn't that hurt compared to his sloppy reactions. “That's gonna cost you.” He said, pointing to the window.

“I don't give a fuck, just give me back my goddamn wrench!!” Vanoss yelled, raising his clenched hoof before Delirious moved aside his punch, then giving him a kick on his abdomen. Vanoss falling flat on his stomach. The pegasus oriented his body, he turned him around and sat on him, giving him numerous tiring punches.

Really?

A fight for a stupid wrench?

Vanoss and Delirious had just finished setting up the banners Rarity gave them. Due to her leaving to go do other stuff, they didn't know how they were supposedly set up. So they had to nail the banners on the walls, they managed to not only not destroy the banners in the process, but instead it looked better. So much.

As Vanoss was about to go do the stage, he checked the toolbox. Just making sure the tools were still with him. "Hmmm... mallet, smooth file, bolts and nuts, and.. where's the adjustable wrench?" He asked himself. He turned around quickly and looked at Delirious. Who happen to just chuckle while tying up the small banners. Seeing as how he's the only dude with him in the city hall, he trotted to him and gave a tap on his shoulder. Delirious turned to him and asked, "What?"

"Have you seen my wrench?" Vanoss asked, only to receive a shake of a head for a response. "Seriously?"

"Yeah." Delirious said with a chortle.

"You're the only guy helping me out here. What makes you say no?"

"I didn't! I'm like .. away from you for 4 to 10 inches, what the fuck." Vanoss however wasn't convinced, and only raised an eyebrow for a response.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes!" Delirious snortled.

"Stop playing pranks on me and tell me WHERE THE FUCK IT IS!" Vanoss yelled, pounding the wall just beside them.

"I didn't!!" Vanoss, now pissed, grabbed a pipe from his box and spun it around.

"Oh yeah?" Vanoss asked, swinging the pipe and hitting Delirious on the mask. Screaming in agony. The earth pony dropped the pipe and landed with a clang. Delirious on the floor, was breathing for air and moving around frantically. "Now.. Where is it?" Vanoss asked.

"I don't know!" Delirious responded. Vanoss just ignored his statement and crouched down to the box of his. Rummaging around his tools but finding no wrench.

"You hid it did you?"

"No!" He chuckled. Vanoss stood up and stomped on his face, Delirious again screaming in pain.

"WHERE!!"

"FUCK IT!" Delirious yelled, quickly standing up and punched Vanoss square on the face.

"You don't wanna piss me off."

"Try me first bitch!-OOF!!" Delirious now rubbing his cheeks where Vanoss had hit with a straight punch. Delirious, clumsily punching Vanoss on the head but only to swing on air. Vanoss raised his body from ducking and tackled Delirious. He did numeral punches and jabs, tiring and hurting Delirious. It was then stopped by Delirious pushing off his body. Delirious took to the skies and took put his hatchet. Nearing his opponent, Vanoss suddenly grabbed Delirious unarmed hoof and flipped his body around. The pegasus landing on the floor with a thud. He took his hatchet and threw it away, hitting and toppling over the chairs Bon Bon and Lyra had recently set up.

"Where is it Delirious?" Vanoss asked. Getting into an offensive stance.

"I. Do. Not. Know-" Delirious spun and fell over from Vanoss' swing.

"Tell me before things get messy!"

"I don't know bitch!! Why not buy a new one?!" Delirious yelled.

"That was the only wrench usable for this day!" Vanoss stomped forward. "Tell me!"

"I. Really. Do. Not.. Know."

"You asked for it."

"Thank you for helping me bring some food for the animals. These sacks are quite heavy." Fluttershy said, with a sack of food on her back.

"No problem. You let me stay in your cottage. It's what I can repay." Marcel replied. Adjusting his two sacks on his back. "Didn't you have some food back at the house?"

"That's just the seeds for the plants. The plants are for the co-EEP!" Fluttershy squeaked and backed off from the ruckus. Marcel quickly pulling her back further from harms way. The duo continued their fight, causing attraction to other ponies nearby.

They broke through a portion of the wall, they were that rough and heavy to snap open a wall like that.

Evan threw punches at Delirious' torso, then Delirious raised his knee with speed and managed to hit Vanoss' head, causing him to get back up. Delirious jolted upwards and tried to kick Evan but to hit nothing, Vanoss kicked Delirious causing him to hurl to a nearby cart destroying it.

While in a proning position he coughs as the smoke of the cart clears out, his vision is getting blurred out. He looked at himself and saw a 240p quality of his broken body. He can only make out some smudges on his body, said smudges were his wide-ass wounds. He looked in front of him and saw a figure about to come out of the smoke. Vanoss trotted to him and asked him one question:

"Where is the wrench?"

Delirious groaned.

"Where?"

Delirious sucked in a breath and said a phrase. "I.. don't know."

He can only make out a sigh he didn't understand, and that's where he got thrown around.

Meanwhile nearby, Rainbow was already shocked at what she had done, she looked at the wrench just beside her, and realized the guilt she had made for herself. Her thoughts were drowned out by a cheerful Trenderhoof skipping by with a sad gloomy Rarity following behind him.

Vanoss kicked up and launched Delirious. Vanoss stood up but came out tired in the end. "You learned how to fight back in those 3 months, come on Delirious."

"Unlike you, I don't endorse violence."

"Who cares fuckboy." Vanoss said, charging to Delirious to punch him but instead received a knee to the gut and a punch to the face. Vanoss staggered and backed off, Delirious kicked his knee causing him to kneel down. He tried to wrap his leg around his neck, successfully doing it. Both were on the floorboards and Evan is struggling to pry Delirious' leg away. With only enough force his face is fully exposed. Without any other way he bit into Delirious' leg, causing him to scream in agony before removing his leg from Vanoss' neck.

Both were completely fucked up from battle, seeing as how they start getting up really really slow. "We both know, this can only end in one way.." Vanoss said. "..To beat me assfuck, you gotta give me the damn wrench.."

"Like I even know where the fuck is it you fuckin' troglodyte!" Delirious spat. "Let's just stop and listen for once!" Vanoss ignored him instead and took out his AP pistol. Delirious was ready as he flared up his wings, with his stance, he-

"STOP!!" A voice yelled. Both human-turned ponies looked at the source of the voice which was the one and only Rainbow Dash, holding up Evan's wrench.

"You fucking bitch- AWUCH!!" He cried in pain, rubbing his nose where Delirious had smacked him with the butt of his pistol.

"She may have stolen the godfucked wrench, but you don't-"

"No. It's fine. I deserve it." Rainbow interrupted Delirious. Evan, whilst rubbing his nose, glared at Dash.

"So why?" Rainbow looked up to him. "Why the fuck would you take that wrench?!?!" He yelled at the guilty mare. "I was going stop when Delirious would actually surrender and give me the wrench before we would crash through a fucking wall! All this time you had the wrench?!?! Why?!" Vanoss continued to yell and question.

"Because it was a prank. A prank to get back at you last two weeks." Rainbow spat out the truth. Hoping it would be enough to calm down Vanoss but to no avail, it made things worse.

"Well guess what Rainbow fuck, you just made things worse, so worse that we have to repair what we have done-"

"What you have done!" Delirious corrected him. But Vanoss ignored him.

"-before the fucking party starts at 5 hours! Was it fucking worth it?!" Vanoss yelled again. Only to receive a sniffling response.

"No.." Dash said while sniffling, as water filled up her eyes. Feeling so guilty, she turned tail and flew away to her house for some space. The ponies outside were looking at her before they turned to Evan with angry faces. Delirious crossed his arms and also glared at Evan. Who was sweating and had nerve-looking smile.

"She.. deserved that?" He said, before came a negative response from the crowd outside. Some were taking some things nearby and threw it at the now guilty Vanoss.

"Evan I got a question for you." Delirious seriously looked at him. "Was it worth the yell?" He said, before his spawn menu came out, and pressed the 'clean up everything' button as all damaged things around Ponyville was fixed and was placed back where they supposedly at. "Your fuckin' lucky I came 'ere before you did." He said, trotting through Vanoss while hitting him with his shoulder and leaving through the front door.

"Now I have a new problem." Evan sighed and said to himself as the crowd kept on getting louder and angrier.

It was sunset, by that time the lights were installed, the banners were put back, decorations are placed, musicians were making music and finally the tables, chairs, service and the food are already at town square. Ponies poured out from their houses dressing formally for the occasion as the kids ran by playing around. Others surrounded the stage, others sat on chairs and continued their conversation from there while others were hanging near the buffet line.

As Vanoss and Wildcat were placing the very last decorated banner onto the wall, they were talking. Mostly Wildcat reacting about what happened earlier.

"So let me get this straight, you beat up Delirious for a crime he didn't commit and yelled at the already guilty Rainbow Dash for taking your wrench which caused the townsfolk to get pissed at you? Wow, holy shit that's some real shitty cartoon scene there."

"Yes! Ok?! You don't have to repeat the same shit for about three times!!" Vanoss yelled while Wildcat laughed, finishing placing the banner on the wall.

"Welp, that's all the shit for the fuckin' uhhh.. town hall and shit. Now we gotta talk to Rarity for our final task." Wildcat said, looking at the said mare in backstage dressed up in her jeweled blue and lavender dress with her amethyst crown.

"Then let's do this shit." Vanoss said as they start trotting to the mare being surrounded by other ponies.

"... Noteworthy, I need you to take the southeast sector," She said as the blue stallion dressed in his tuxedo trots to his position. "Cherry Fizzy, you taking the western sector," She said as again, Cherry in his suit running to his spot. "And finally, Felix you take control of the buffet line." The stallion nodded as he trotted to where the ponies near the line are at. By that time Evan and Tyler reached Rarity, who was just rolling up the sheet of paper and pocketed it in her dress. She then took notice of the approaching YouTubers and smiled at them.

"Hey Rares." Wildcat greeted.

"You said that we have one more job to do?" Vanoss questioned, Rarity nodding.

"Yes, I have said that. But please wear this first." She said, taking out a hangered tuxedo and suit and tie out of nowhere. Both guys being surprised at the action Rarity did.

"Ookay," Evan said taking the suit and tie with Tyler following his friend's actions, taking the tuxedo. Both wore them and completely fit them, making them look formal.

"You both fit with those pieces I made." Raroty commented.

Wildcat pulled the rears of his suit. Checking their stability and comfortability. "It's tight on the sides, which hurts."

"Do not worry, you can adjust those. Made them in case they won't fit."

"Mine fits, and actually looks good." Vanoss said, checking himself out.

"So I managed to get the sizes perfect then! Well good job there Rarity, and.. *ahem* Vanoss you are assigned to guard the east sector while Wildcat you are to take watch inside town hall."

"Will do." "Yes ma'am." Both understood.

"Now, of you go then. I must get prepared by now." She said turning to the curtains and waited for her cue.

'Now what will I do?' Evan thought.

Knock! Knock!

"What?" A voice yelled angrily.

"It's me, Evan." The door opened to reveal an angry Rainbow Dash with a recently crying face. Evan was surprised, thinking that Rainbow was stronger than this. But apparently she ain't. "Damn, you okay?"

She didn't respond.

"May I come in?"

Still no response. She was still looking at him.

"Look," He sighed. "I'm sorry for what I did earlier, but right now, your friends need you. They're going to wonder what the fuck happened to you."

"You didn't tell them?"

"None of us did. Not even the townsfolk." Then Rainbow Dash gestured him to come inside. Vanoss promptly following by trotting inside. He looked around, he was impressed. Impressed that Rainbow Dash can afford such building. He was surprised that he saw the outside look of her house, but it's more amazing when you can see the inside.

"Ahem."

"Oh shit right.. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry for making you feel bad, I was.. in the pissed mood because I thought Delirious had the goddamn wrench. But I'm sorry again."

"You've already said enough." Rainbow said.

"It's not enough to make you yourself again."

"Well, apology accepted." Rainbow sniffled and smiled at him rubbing her nose afterwards. Vanoss walked up to her.

"Here," He said pulling out a handkerchief. "Use it."

"Won't you need it?"

"I don't use it as much as I thought." He smiled at her before placing his hoof on her shoulder and leaving to the front door. "You comin' to the party right?" He asked.

"Yeah, just give some space and time." Vanoss raised his hoof and forgot that he can't do thumbs ups. So he instead nodded slightly at her before leaving.

"Hey man. How ya holding up?" Vanoss asked Delirious. Who was in a suit and tie as well.

"Jus' fine man. I had to suicide myself so I can get back to shape but these fuckin' wounds won't go anywhere." He said raising his foreleg, showing a small rash and slash on his hoof.

"Yo man, sorry 'boot that."

"I-i-it's fine man. Let's just go do our jobs and get this fucking over with."

"Mhmm."

Author's Note

This is not part of the specials. The 3 parts will be continued next Christmas. Or 2017 Christmas.

"School."

"Why are we having this? What's this all about?" Vanoss asked, struggling to wear the small saddlebag around. Then took the pencils and crayons from the purple aura.

"What the fuck Sparkle Ass?" Delirious said, getting pissed as Twilight forces the saddlebag on Delirious.

“This is your schedule.” Twilight said taking out a piece of parchment. Vanoss grabbed it with aggression and checked it as Delirious looked alongside him.

“School.”

“School?”

“School.”

“Are you serious?”

“What. The. Legitimate. Fuck.”

Twilight ignored what they said and continued on. “Yes, school. Since yesterday you two ALMOST messed up the festival, this is your punishment.” She said, and had a smug face.

“Why'd ya include me?!” Delirious yelled out.

“Look Twi, you can get me to go to school, in fucking kinder-prep, but not him okay? I did the wrong shit.” Vanoss said, justifying himself for Delirious’ sake. Either way it was likely ignored and instead had to force them to go to their punishment.

"Oh look! It's already time for your school day!" Twilight said with real hurry and sarcasm in her voice.

"But-!" She started pushing the duo with no change, with that, she used her magic to place them further away from the library.

"Have a great day!" She yelled, slamming the door closed. The duo stood there, blinking not once, but two times. Why the hell do I have to say that? Anyway, the said pair were frozen, Vanoss lost grip on the parchment Twilight gave her. After about a moment Vanoss decided to move, by patting the frozen Delirious'.

"Come on, let's go." He said, turning tail as Delirious' eyes looked back before he followed Vanoss and stopped beside him as they continued to trot to the school.

"What's the bright side of this punishment?" Delirious asked.

"You meeting the CMC." Vanoss replied.

"You mean Sweetie.. Bot and Scooterloo or some shit?"

"Fucks sake, that's not their name."

"Since when did you start finding shit wrong?"

"Since Sun Butt gave us a chance."

3 months ago

The duo came out of the heavy fog of the trees and into a clearing. Just after they pranked the two dumbasses of this world. They were purely sure that they were in a world that Bronies would never stop leaving. From the equine appearances they had, the colorful scheme of this three-year-old world. They happen to also get used to walking or in pony case.. trotting like this, really quickly. That also goes for the heavy part of their ass.

But something made Evan snap, something real serious made him stop. He realized a while ago that this ain't no stupid ass dream, from the pain and the realistic surface he's on. He got serious and thought to himself: 'Are we actually in another world?' Worry started crawling up from his spine. He froze, and just looked at the front.

Delirious stopped as well and turned to him. Confused by his current state. Him having a thoughtful and worryingly face. Sure enough, something ain't right with him. Well obviously there is because.. you get what I'm saying.

He waved his hoof at him. Got a little bit closer. Did it again. This time however, he called him out. "Vanoss! Man!" He called out. No response. This time he used his actual name. "Evan!"

With that, Vanoss snapped out of his thoughts, shook his head and looked at Delirious, who had a worrying face. "Yo," He called back. "what up?" He asked.

"You okay man?" Delirious asked back. This was Vanoss' chance, to ask him the question he was supposed to ask:

"Don't you feel worried Delirious?"

"No, why?"

"A while ago, I shot you with my gun."

"Yeah?"

"Did it happen to pain you or hurt you?"

"Yeah, why-"

He paused. Delirious realized.

"You don't mean,"

"Yep."

Then footsteps, or more likely, hoofsteps drowned out their talking as a squad of ponies armored in gold appeared before them, and two restrained them from moving.

"What the fuck?!"

"Let us go bitch!"

"I'm sorry," The one guard that was holding Delirious spoke. "but we are tasked to bring you to Canterlot."

With that, the duo looked in disbelief.

They reached the school grounds. They can see some little colts and fillies running towards the main building with Ms. Cherilee gesturing them to go inside. She was about to close the door, until she saw the two adults in front of the porch.

"Uhm, hi?" Delirious sheepishly said. Vanoss directly hoofpalmed and took a step forward than Delirious.

"Look Ms. uhhhh.." Vanoss blankly said, not knowing what to call said pony.

"Ms. Cheerilee." The pony said.

"Right! Uhm, Ms. Chereilee. We're here for the-"

"I know, I was informed about this. Please come in." She said, holding the door open and gestured the duo to step inside. The stallions stepped in, reaching one step in the room, and their body fully being seen by the little fillies and colts. They were greeted by a silent barrage of stares, until murmurs start going around. The Cutie Mark Crusaders were just raising an eyebrow into why the hell were they here. Scootaloo was about to aay something until Diamond Tiara broke the cautious noises.

"Hey everypony! These two stallions are here to learn with us!" She said, the class suddenly got into laughter except for the CMC. The duo were fucking annoyed as to 'how can the kid tease a bunch of adults'?

"At least we're way more awesome than yo spoiled smelly father 'Princess Prick'!" Delirious retorted. The entire class gasped, including the CMC.

"Don't talk about my father like that, and don't call me that!" Diamond replied back angrily.

"Enough noises!" Cheerilee called out, silencing the entire class. "Now, let us treat our guests as a student, and you two treat them like little siblings."

"But-!"

"No 'buts'." Cheerilee interrupted Delirious, as she raised a hoof. "Now, please take a seat gentlecolts." She said as the duo quickly followed what she said by trotting to the back and plopping their asses on the chairs. As they sat, Diamond Tiara turned her head at Delirious and gave a glare whilst she stuck out her tongue at him. Delirious quickly looked back at her with an angry eye, with that she was forced to look back in front of the class. "Good morning class." Ms. Cheerilee greeted out loud.

"Good morning Ms. Cheerilee!" The class greeted her back as they were saying their 'Good Morning' like a grade 1 class. Cheerilee looked at the two colts from behind and coughed. The class looked behind at the duo, who sighed and frowned.

"Good morning Ms. Cheerilee." They both said. With that Cheerilee smiled.

"Thank you please take your seats!" She said as the class sat down including the duo.

"Thank you Ms. Cheerilee."

"Now class, before we begin, may our guests introduce themselves up here on the front?" She said with the class looking behind at the duo with different faces.

Evan stood up first, and trotted down the aisle and to the front of the class. The eyes were following him, each and every movement. As he stepped up front, Cheerilee sat down on her chair and faced Evan. Who was shaking his head with this stupid ass punishment they both have to face.

His gloomy frown turned upside down as he looked cocky and charming. "Yo wassup boys and fillies! Vanoss here, and me and my partner blue bird ding dong," The class laughed at his statement. With Delirious looking at Vanoss with a blank face.

"You mean racoon?" The blue pegasus replied.

"Ahem, anyways me and my friend are currently facing a punishment given by Twilight, 'cause we-"

"You mean 'Princess Twilight'?" A little dude with brown spots interrupted in the background.

"Yes, we were given this punishment because we-- or mostly I-- had almost messed up Rarity's professionally planned festival for Ponyville. So yeah."

"Can you tell some of your hobbies?" An orange earth pony with a purple mane asked.

"If he does have any." Diamond Tiara spat. Evan continued while keeping the dam inside him cool.

"Well, me and some friends like to play some games but I mostly just play some hockey."

"What's hockey?" A pony with a dark orange coat and tortoise mane asked.

"I'll tell you all that next time."

"What does your cutie mark mean?" A skinny little pony asked.

"I play games." Evan bluntly replied.

"You mean those expensive highly-developed arcade cabinets in Las Pegasus?" A brown pony with a propeller hat asked.

"Yeah." Evan said with hesitation as the class was impressed with his talent. "Besides that I'll talk to all you ponies later!" He said leaving the front of the class and to his seat with some claps given to him.

"Thank you Vanoss for your interesting introduction." Cheerilee said with Vanoss giving her a salute. "Now may we have our other guest up here?" She said, referring to Delirious who was already on his hind legs and to the front of the class. The students except the CMC were whispering his nickname: 'Blue Bird Ding Dong'.

As he reached the front, he spoke out immediately. "What's up everybo- pony! I'm-"

"'Blue Bird Ding Dong'?" A grey filly said, filling the entire class with laughter.

"No, I'm not Blue Bird Ding Dong!" Delirious says silencing the class. He then pointed his hoof to Vanoss, whereas the class turned to where he was referring. "He's Turd Man Jones!" He said, making the class laugh again. "Anyway, I'm H20 Delirious! My friend Vanoss there already said what we're doing here. I just play along with him and that's it."

"What is your cutie mark?" The little pony with spots asked.

"Oh, it hides my actual talent. A clown."

"You mean like Pinkie Pie? Who makes ponies laugh?" A blue filly asked.

"Yeah, except way more better."

"But you don't do parties Delirious." Scootaloo said.

"I may not but at least I get to do my job Scooterloo." He said making Scootaloo raise an eyebrow. "Peace out everypony!" He said quickly returning to his chair with another clap and cheer from the class. Cheerilee stood from her chair and this time started the class.

"Thank you for your great introductions, Delirious and Vanoss." She said, as the duo nodded at her.

"By the way, her name is not Scooterloo, it's Scootaloo." Vanoss said, pointing out. Delirious snorting silently and felt embarrassed.

"Anyway, let's now continue class shall we?" She declared, getting 'Awwwww's from the class. The duo were blankly staring up front, not listening to Cheerilee's instructions.

With that, the duo looked in disbelief.

But then Vanoss tried grabbing the guard's arm, which he did successfully, and then pulled his arm too much making the guard flip and slam into the ground.

Delirious kept on using his shoulder on the guard's side, getting him out of restraint and kicked the guard in the face. The duo stood together and held ground, as the guards rounded up and raised their weapons. Seeing how outnumbered and unfair that is, Vanoss grabbed a machete out of his side as Delirious grabbed his hatchet and an AP Pistol from his crotch.

"We will give you one last warning, surrender now or we will use brute force." One guard said to the two.

"Like hell we would!!" Delirious spat, leaping into the air and slammed his hatchet on the guard's spear instead of himself, holding the guard who was blocking his attack, he raised his AP Pistol and shot the two guards incoming for him.

Vanoss charged and jumped towards one guard, slamming his hoof onto him but to only hit metal. He retracted his hoof quickly as three guards rush to him. With adrenaline starting to pump in, he quickly recovered, moved aside the spears about to impale him and grabbed one guard's spear, pulling it behind his way, making the said guard fall onto the ground. He swung his machete onto the other guard's exposed face, creating a scar and making him drop his weapons. Vanoss grabbed the shield on the ground and used it to block the oncoming attack from the third guard who rushed to him. He bashed the shield on the spear, staggering the guard. He used that time to quickly leap and stuck his machete on the guard's armor, which cut simply right through and this time the steel blade made it's way into the guard. Killing him.

Delirious grabbed back his hatchet which was stuck from the wood of the spear. The guard quickly took this chance and charged to Delirious, spear forward. Delirious quickly slammed his hatchet on the metal bringing the weapon down and so the guard. With this he raised his AP Pistol and shot the guard's face, killing him instantly.

Then two guards came rushing towards Delirious, from opposite sides of the spectrum. He quickly got back his hatchet, and saw the two galloping to him. He didn't know what to do, he focused on one guard and waited for his weapon to come. They were close, and Delirious was ready to defend and get impaled at. The spears thrust forward, as Delirious quickly slammed his hatchet on the spear, he raised his AP pistol to finish him off. But it was to be expected. He got impaled from behind. He screamed in pain, as blood rushed down towards his body. He was about to die, but he's not going down. He imagined there was a health bar at his perspective, quickly decreasing from the attack. He continued to fight, his closing eyelids were suddenly open, to see the other guards charging towards him with the spears forward.

It was perfect. The perfect opportunity. He sheathed his weapons, and came out the other side of his hoof was a proximity mine. As the two guard's spear continue to deeply plunge into his body, and the other guards rushing to him. At the last second, before he was about to die, he slammed the mine into the ground and made contact with his hind leg. The guard's spears, an inch away from his entire body, but Delirious' leg twitched. The spears suddenly touched Delirious, but there was only fire and smoke as the mine exploded.

Vanoss grabbed his machete from the other dead guard he killed, and turned to the explosion. "Delirious!" He yelled. Hoofsteps became louder, and two more guards rush to Vanoss.

"Mr. Vanoss? Mr. Delirious?" A voice called them. They snap out of their flashback and turn to the source. That being Ms. Cheerilee. "Please snap out of your daydream and do the following activity." She said before roaming around again to check on the class. The duo turned to the board seeing the written activity there.

Get one whole sheet of paper and answer PP. 65-69 of your History book

They both groaned, as they bent over and grabbed their bags, rummaging around the contents to find the supposed item they need. After getting it, they place down the bags and turn their book to the following pages. As they were trying to find it, Delirious decided to speak up to Vanoss. "Yo, were you having a..?" He questioned, he may not have finished the sentence, but Vanoss knew.

"Yeah, were you too?" He asked as well.

"Yeah. Somehow this day made us look back at that 3 months."

"It did. It sure did." Vanoss said, about to write on his paper, when suddenly the bell rang.

"What?!" Delirious reacted.

"Alright class, please pass your papers forward before leaving!" Ms. Cheerilee said, as the students stood from their seats and gave their seatworks to Ms. Cheerilee. As the CMC were last to pass, they were about to leave when Sweetie Belle spoke.

"Can't we wait for them?" She said.

"Who?" Scootaloo asked.

"Vanoss and Delirious?" Sweetie replied.

"Yeah, why won't we wait for them?" Applebloom said, agreeing. As Scootaloo eventually agreed as well and waited.

Inside, the duo passed their papers with no content whatsoever. "So, did we get a good grade Ma'am?" Delirious asked sarcastically, snorting then resulting into laughter. Vanoss also laughed as well, with Cheerilee chuckling.

"No." She said, seriously. "You both are lucky to have a short time of your punishment. We already started classes way earlier."

"Well, guess we're that damn good." Delirious said, with cockiness.

"Says the guy who's a gay murderer." Vanoss said, laughing with Cheerilee chuckling again.

"You both made the class laugh. Something I rarely see." She said.

"It's what we kinda do." Vanoss said.

"Well, enjoy the rest of the day. I have to clean up my faculty."

"Bye Ma'am Cheerilee." Delirious said, playing with his role.

"Dude, let's go." Vanoss said, as both left the schoolhouse with the CMC beside them.

"Other than having you both going to class," Sweetie started.

"why were ya'll 'ler here?" Applebloom asked.

"We really don't know." Delirious said.

"Also, don't ever call me Scooterloo again Delirious." Scootaloo said.

"I know, I know. Mistakes were made, and I won't call you that again. I promise Scooterloo." Delirious said, mocking her for one more time.

"Delirious.." Scootaloo growled.

"I'm just kiddin'!" He said, raising both his hooves and laughed.

"Jesus Delirious, are you always like this?" Vanoss asked.

"No. Well I was serious back at those three months."

"Yeah, right.."

Hoofsteps became louder, and two more guards rushed to Vanoss.

Then there were two gunshots, killing the two guards. As the smoke cleared, there was a blue pegasus with a hockey mask, aiming with his silenced pistol on a branch of a tree.

Both regrouped to see the last royal guard at a tree, backing up from the horrific sight they both had done. The duo stepped closer to the shivering guard, who was looking away from them in fear. Vanoss gripped his machete tightly. So did Delirious with his pistol. Both glared at the guard. Making him panic.

"Please! Let me go I won't tell this to anypony!" He said, fear obvious in his tone.

"Like hell you would." Delirious said, he was about to move when Vanoss did the kill for him by plunging his machete onto the pony's skull.

But Vanoss' eyes were opened, figuratively. He saw the mess, the horrific, disturbing act he did. He turned to Delirious, who was soaked in blood, and so was he. He looked at his hooves, seeing the dark red overlap his red coat. "D-D-Delirious.." He stuttered.

"What?"

"We killed someone Delirious." Vanoss said, standing there with shock, as Delirious realized the inhumane thing they did.

"Hey let's eat at Hayburger!" Delirious suggested, making Vanoss slightly jump from his sentence.

"We can't though, we're going to Twilight's." Sweetie said.

"Aw, don't worry, we'll send you some. Right Vanoss?" Delirious asked.

"Hell- heck no. We don't have any money." Vanoss replied. Delirious stepped closer to Vanoss.

"What about the jewelry we stole?" He whispered.

"I still have to give that to an expert!" Vanoss whispered back.

"What are you both talking about?" Scootaloo asked.

"Uhm, the food we'll eat." Delirious said.

"Right.."

"Anyway, we'll be going now." Sweetie said, gesturing the other two to scoot.

"Yeah, see ya guys!" Scootaloo said.

"Bye ya'll!" Applebloom said as well, the trio leaving to Twilight's treehouse. Both looked at the sight, reminding them that they still have their innocence.

Standing there with shock, as Delirious realized the inhumane thing they did.

"How.. how.. did we result into this?" Delirious said, his spine shivering.

"Killer instinct." Vanoss said. He turned to Delirious, who was looking at the red sight. "We need to hide the bodies."

"How? I-I-I don't.. I don't even fucking know what to do with this.." Delirious replied.

"So this is our reminder of how we lost our humanity?" Vanoss said.

"Don't even fuckin' say that." Delirious said with anger. "We are not monsters. We can still have feelings."

"So what do we do with the bodies then?"

"Let's.. let's.. let's, just fucking leave it. We gotta go anyways." Delirious said, running deeper into the forest with Vanoss following short after looking one more time at the bloodshed they both did.

Author's Note

Twilight Time happens before Filli Vanilli. So that's a heads up.
And sorry for not updating at least once. Fuckin' busy for the darn 2 months.

Also, please criticize in the comments how I did with Ms. Cherilee. I barely watch any CMC episodes so it felt like a challenge for me.

PRANKED

"What the hell is all that laughing?" Vanoss asked. Trotting down the road of Ponyville as citizens pass by them.

"Dunno. Some random shit I guess." Delirious took a guess, raising his hoof and touched his chin. Vanoss before turning away glanced at Delirious. Both looked in front as a certain laughing pink pony and a running rainbow pegasus were running away from Applejack throwing her pies at them. Grumbled she turned back to her stand, also seeing the duo on the sidelines spectating of what happened.

"Y'all saw that?" She asked.

"Not everything." Vanoss responded.

"We just saw those two running from you." Delirious added.

"'Cause they simply pranked me is all." She said before trotting back to her market stand.

"Wait! Those two are pranksters?" Vanoss yelled.

"Eeyup!"

And those two just stsred into space.

"Delirious."

"Social experiments?"

"Social experiments."

And they both galloped to some ponies.

While Wildcat is on the edge of the steep terrain reading a book, behind is a van he spawned. Behind the van is the pegasus and the red pony. "Alright Delirious, somehow Wildcat has a van behind him." Vanoss informed, grinning.

"I'm pretty sure he spawned it." Delirious responded.

"Well.." He said obtaining a Watch Dogs phone. Then randomly pushed some button. "YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!!" Vanoss yelled as the van started to race towards Wildcat. Who turned back to see who yelled some random shit only to see the bumper of the van ramming his face.

"AGHH!!" He screamed in pain. As he and the van fell into the flowing river. While uptop is the duo just laughing their ass off like Trump got outvoted by Harambe.

"YOU JUST GOT PRANKED BIG MAN!" Delirious yelled at Wildcat as he floated and swam upwards seeing the two retards laughing it off.

"Fuck you!" Wildcat's mask yelled at the two assholes.

"Come on Delirious, let's get outta here."

"Yeah," Delirious replied with a snicker. "Let's go." He said as the duo left. While not on sight, Wildcat got up from the river and the steep ground, looking forward with a smile and a laugh.

Sneaking up and leaning up on the wall Vanoss and Delirious did. Peeking out they saw a Nogla showing off his 'dope' hydraulically customized impala he spawned. Impressing other ponies including mares.

"I got this. I got a good one." Delirious said, with a C4 oven mitt on his hoof. He sneaked and crouched, the impala drove by, Delirious quickly reacted by sticking a C4 charge on the side of the door. He grabbed the detonator, and waited for it to drive by some more.

"This better work." Vanoss mumbled. Delirious only looked at him then back to the vehicle. Then at the right time, he clicked the detonator and exploded the C4 and the impala. But the best of all, they corpse launched Nogla into the air.

"PRANKED!!" Vanoss and Delirious yelled. Laughing again as the green unicorn's corpse landed with a flop. Both sat on their haunches, still laughing before Vanoss couldn't even breath anymore.

"I'm gonna have to take a real long breather after this." He said laughing again.

"Me too." Delirious implied as he still did his crooked laugh like he was high on crack.

"Fuck you!" Nogla's voice said before laughing along with the trio.

"You just got pranked, real fucking hard dude." Vanoss said wiping his eyes.

"I did, fucking angry about it, but shit, really needed a good laugh." Nogla said.

"Be thankful 'cause we're doing another round." Delirious said as he got up and flew away while Vanoss on his tail.

Twilight was minding her business, reshelving again only this time by alphabetical order. Just about to finish section C, she raised a book with her magic and slotted it inside the last space. She let out a breath and smiled, she turned to continue her reshelving.

THUD!

"Huh?" She muttered as she saw the book she placed fell on the floor. She trotted back to the book and used her magic to place it again on the slot. It worked again, until it fell again on the wooden floor with a thud. She grumbled, doing it again as the same procedure performed. She did it again and again until she heard a crooked squeaky laughter from the shelf. She quickly placed down the book and conjured a magnifying glass. She placed it on the shelf to see a tiny Delirious laughing his ass off. He can't stop laughing so much that he started pounding on the wooden surface of the shelf. Twilight then placed the magnifying glass aside then, started giggling, chuckling before completely laughing.

"Good one Delirious!" Vanoss said as Twilight turned to see him laughing as well. He picked up the book Twilight was supposed to place inside and housed it on the remaining slot. Until it fell again. He laughed and so did Twilight. "Delirious stop!"

"Fine!" Delirious yelled with a squeak before laughing his iconic laugh. His small figure fell on the floor as he grabbed his tool gun and placed himself back to normal sized.

"That was a good prank." Delirious said.

"Well it wasn't quite the prank." Twilight said.

"For you that is." Vanoss implied. Before slotting in the last book. "There, you're a good sport Twi. Let's go." Vanoss said as he left towards the door and so was Delirious.

Overlooking the window was also two other pranksters who were--this time-- mares. Giggling and laughing before Rainbow looked at Pinkie. "Looks like we got ourselves some rivals!"

"Let's show those two how to upload a prank video!" She said before a baffled Dash met her face. "Right..."

Pinkie just finished tying up the last tripwire on her side. Giving Rainbow a raise of her hoof to know she's good. They waited simply for their rivals to just walk through their alleyway's route. They grinned, and became quiet when they saw the red earth pony and a blue pegasus talking over with a list. Muttering some stuff as well. Pinkie and Rainbow held their wires making them really stable. They waited for them at the right time. Until they both paused or Vanoss made them pause. Just before they could get tripped by the wire. He whispered something to them, until he said something loud. "I know who to prank next." Vanoss said.

"Who?" Delirious asked. In a flash, Vanoss stomped on the wires so hard making the two mares fall from the roof from the force. Both luckily got caught by a matress. Then they raised their heads to see a grinning Vanoss and a questioning Delirious.

"How did you know?" The mares and delirious asked in unison.

"I noticed a grey blur and shined. Seeing as how you two pranked AJ earlier, we decided to prank some people as well." Vanoss answered.

"Twilight, Wildcat and Nogla." Delirious added.

"We only saw you two prank Twilight." Pinkie said.

"The way Delirious shrunk to push the book, gotta admit that was cool." Rainbow said.

"Then you two declared us rivals." Vanoss said.

"You guys were good in pranking!" Pinkie exclaimed.

"'Cause we do that all the time man." Delirious replied.

"It's fun as shit." Vanoss added. "Either way, you two got pranked!" Then the duo dashed for it.

"They're basically us." Rainbow commented.

"Playing Watch Dogs is no prank!" Pinkie yelled.

Author's Note

Got bored af. Some random ass chapter for you all.

Here's my gift for thanksgiving. Even though we don't have them in the Philippines. :heart:

Big Team Up - Pt. 1 (Edited)

"Ya closing for the night Crammy?"

"Done the inspection. Everything is a-okay as of now." Crammy said to his buddy, Frost Bolt. Both stallions stepped out of the shop as Crammy closed the door behind him. Using his magic, he levitated the right keys and locked the door, creating a clicking sounds as well. Twisting it back and retracting it from the keyhole, he pocketed it in his jacket.

"Cold out huh?" Frost said to Crammy.

"It's December. Of course the pegasi will set up some clouds as soon as the first day of December comes." Crammy replied, putting his hooves in the pockets of his jacket. Both starting to trot away from the shop creating hoofprints as a track.

Inside the shop they locked up, a figure moves quite fast in the dark. Taking everything they can before security measures can detect their presence.

One small figure ran on one aisle and started knocking down the boxes of toys that were on the shelf, landing as well inside the duffel bag they were carrying.

Another figure, who this time was tall, sneakily trotted up to the bits register, and pulled out the bits drawer. The figure started plucking out the golden plates of value from the drawer, housing them either on their pockets on their duffel bags.

The last figure was still placing all the goodies of the boxes at the back of the shop on his duffel bag. Before it completely became heavy as hell.

The 2 figures inside the main portion of the shop entered the backroom, quietly gesturing their partner to move with them, since they are done stealing what they have needed. The trio found themselves a ladder, climbing up lead them to the roof. Where the trio then dropped from the top and moved out to their safehouse fast as possible.

"The fuck happened there?" Vanoss asked and pointed to the shop.

"There's royal guards, some serious shit I guess." Wildcat replied.

"Wait, what month is it?"

"Um.. Spike!" Wildcat called out to the dragon. Looking at him in the process. "What month is it?"

"December." Spike said sipping his hot choco.

There Vanoss and Wildcat stood there, took a glance at each other, before taking out their phones and messaged their friends.

"ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! LISTEN UP!" Vanoss yelled as he slammed his hooves on the table of Sugarcube Corner's dinner table.

"This better be some good shit 'cause you woke us up at 6:30 in the morning." Marcel said, rubbing his eyes to remove the remaining eye bags left on his eyes.

"Well this is worth because.." Vanoss said rubbing his hooves together. "Guess what month it is today?"

"Wednesday." Lui mumbled with a yawn in his voice.

"September." Mini said.

"November." Nogla said, placing his head down on the table.

"No you idiots, it's fucking December!" Vanoss yelled, with that, the 6 other stallions jolted their heads up and looked at Evan with tension.

"December?" Delirious asked.

"Yep." Vanoss replied.

"De-fucking-cember?'

"Mmhmm." Delirious launched himself to Vanoss and held him by his coat.

"Let's go fucking shopping."

"You sure this is the shop Evan?" Wildcat asked, pocketing his hooves on the jackets of his pockets.

"This is what Dash said, the one and only clothing store in all of Ponyville." Vanoss said, looking from his map and up to the sign. "You got the money Delirious, Miniladd?" He asked, his two bros raised their wallets, shaking it to know it's full of bits. "Then let's shop in here.. Kuai." Vanoss said, pushing through the glass door and went in followed by his friends.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight yelled with surprise in her voice. Bowing down to her used-to-be mentor.

"Formalities Twilight." Celestia said, making Twilight raise her head from her bow, along with a sheepish smile she always has.

"Sorry," She said rubbing the back of her hair. "force of habit." She looked up at her mentor, now looking seriously. "So, what brings you here to my lonely library Celestia?"

"I came here for a discussing matter. About that robbery last night." Twilight fixated at Celestia. "I request you to look into it. The guards lack some high-ranked forensic scientists to investigate the scene. You can use the skills you learned back then to know more about the situation."

"Thinking of anypony? Vanoss, Delirious.. Wildcat?" Twilight suggested, pausing before saying Tyler's name.

"No. not them. I suspect something more out of this realm."

"From Taurtarus?"

"Yes. Have you ever read 'The Colt Who Went'?" Celestia asked, getting a nod as a response.

"The part where demons steal in Hearth's Warming Eve every 5 years?"

"Yes. That part is quite based on a true story. 9 decades ago a similiar heist happened, it involved what I think.. is a redcap and a centaur."

"Anyway, I maybe able to look into the crime scene. Please do tell me later what exactly do you need."

"Thank you Twilight." Celestia said turning to the door. "Also, do tell.. I have arranged a meeting for me and Vanoss."

"When?"

"Tomorrow, 3' in the afternoon. Tell him."

"I will." Twilight said as Celestia nodded. A yellow aura surrounding her when she disappeared with a yellow flash.

"Well that was worth it." Vanoss said, pushing the glass door and going outside.

While a some time ago he was in his usual form, no clothing and just shades, now he's wearing a dark green jacket with a yellow and red scarf which looks like the house of Gryffindore.

Followed by him was Delirious in a Santa outfit. Though he still does have his hockey mask. "Wildcat looks alright for sleeping time!" Delirious said.

The two turned to Wildcat. Who was still wearing his mask and helmet but with PJ's that has a neon blue background with palm trees as silhouttes. "Hey! We look dope as fuck man!"

Then Marcel came out with his usual bear hat but wore a navy blue sweater with Christmas designs. Such as ginger bread ponies, Christmas or Hearth's Warming Eve trees, reindeers and so on and so on. Not only that but with a green scarf as well. "Heh, Marcel looks like Finn!" Vanoss commented.

"Oh yeah!" Delirious said, the three afterwards laughed.

"Exactly bro." Then there was Nogla, who had grey ear muffs on his paper bag head, and a green sweatshirt with green jeans.

"Nogla just bought his Christmas janitor outfit." Vanoss said as the crew members outside chuckled.

"Yep." Now Lui was out of the door and outside showcasing what he bought and is wearing as of now. He wore his monkey mask with the cigarette, and had a red sweater along with green jogging pants and a crimson red tie on his neck. On his hooves were his own shoes, elf shoes.

"Lui looks like a Christmas tree!" Wildcat laughed and so did the others. "I doubt mall guards would allow you to get in!" Wildcat laughed again.

"Where's your low budget Christmas spirit?" Lui said.

"I don't see as how that's low budget considering you fucking bought a tie placed on your neck." Vanoss said, the crew laughing along with him.

"Where's Mini Ladd at?" Marcel asked.

"Here." Speak of the devil. Mini was wearing yellow PJ's with pony silhouettes and his yellow filp flops.

"You remind me of last year's Christmas attire. Where I wore yellow PJ's and my utility belt." Vanoss said.

"It's a fucking parachute." His friends yelled at him.

"No, it's my utility belt!" He said as some weakly laughed at his statement.

"Anyway, where's Brock at?" Nogla asked.

"Beside you." Moo said, spooking the shit out of Nogla, who gasped and jumped to the air before crashing himself to the ground. Everyone laughing at his reaction.

"Bitch don't do that!" He yelled as a hoof peeked out of the snow. Followed by his head. He quickly took a good look at brock. Wearing a rainbow sweater and a large size of blue cargo pants.

"Brock never changed his attire." Wildcat said with a laugh, some also did what he did.

"I could think of PJ's but I'm assuming it would be too much since there's already a lot." He said.

His friends laughed. "Brock there's literally like two of our friends wearing pajamas. You could just join them but you joined the sweater team. There's already a lot on that team." Vanoss said.

"Oh yeah!" Brock said, joining them in the laugh.

"Who wants to play finish the story?" Vanoss asked.

"Me!" "I do!" "I like dat!" Everyone agreed. Now they were sitting around a campfire Vanoss had spawned just in the middle of the road.

"Once." Vanoss started.

"Upon." Marcel said next.

"A." Wildcat said.

"Time." Brock stated.

"And." Nogla said.

Then everyone except Nogla bursted in laughter. "The fuck is that shit Nogla?" Wildcat said.

"It works! Kind of." Nogla retorted.

"Let's go the other way around." Vanoss declared. "Once."

"Upon." Mini stated.

"A." Delirious said.

"Time." Lui said.

"There." Nogla finally complied.

"Was." Brock said.

"A." Wildcat said.

"Piece." Marcel said.

"Of." Vanoss said.

"Shit."

"Named."

"Fuck."

"Boy."

Some chuckled. "Little."

"This a new sentence?" Vanoss asked.

"Yeah." Brock replied.

"Did."

"They."

"Know."

"There."

"Was."

"A."

"Microscopic."

"Pfft.. penis."

Then everyone bursted down to laughter.

"I can't think of anything else!" Brock excused.

"Sure you can't." Vanoss said with sarcasm in his voice.

"Excuse me." Twilight said alerting a guard.

"Princess, at your service." The guard bowed.

"You can call me Twilight." She said as the guard raised his head. "Anyway, permission to access the scene?"

"Permission granted." The guard said, stepping aside and allowed Twilight to raise the police tape and step inside the empty robbed shop. She equipped her rubber gloves and started examining.

Looking around she saw the cash register empty and a lot of boxes open and left on the open aisle. She saw some CSIs as well investigating the scene. She took out her notepad and started writing what could've happened.

Seems that the suspects were in a hurry. They left scratch marks and big prints of their feet/hooves.

She placed her notebook inside her saddlebag. Her horn brightened and suddenly a purple ray of light shined out in front of the horn. She smiled, looking down she saw large hoofprints and small footprints. She kept on looking around. She then was near the register, she quickly pulled the handle with her magic, the drawer detracting from the main body of the register. She took a good look at it and shined her light onto it. There was also some scratches left behind, and another thin thing which seems to be..

A piece of hair.

Quickly surprised, she pulled out the piece of hair and place it inside a plastic bag she had gotten from her satchel. 'That's one piece of evidence.' She thought.

Finishing the last bits and getting some more of that hair from the store, she is now trotting her way home. 'I should be able to examine these pieces of hair and maybe cross-reference them, if it does find any matches.' She thought. She was so excited and giddy that she had lowered her guard only for a corrupt dirty colt approach her.

"Big surprise lady. Where ya think you're going?" The stallion asked. Twilight froze and sweat dripped from her forehead.

"My way home." She gulped.

"You think this is even a way home?" Another stallion said appearing from behind. Grinning at the defenseless Twilight.

"I am the princess of friendship, I do not rely on violence." She defended.

"Oh we know, it's why we use that violence." The earth pony said flipping his switchblade.

"Fuck you bitch!" A voice yelled, kicking the colt behind Twilight in the process. The stallion wearing PJ's punched the hell out of the guy in front of Twilight, knocking him out. The guy that he had picked managed to recover, and took a glare at the two before charging towards the masked colt.

Wildcat swung a lunch but was only able to hit nothing. The guy who ducked from his attack punched Wildcat on the stomach. He staggered and hits the mugger with a knee. He recoiled and punched him back as hard as he can, launching him backwards, not too long.

Wildcat staggered and leaned on the wall for support, he looked at Twilight then looked into his chest. He pute pressure on his chest, only to touch liquid. "You're bleeding!" Twilight yelled.

"I know, calm down." Wildcat reassured, he took out a meteorite bar and ate the bar in one swallow. Slowly, he can feel the tissue and his muscles forming again. It felt it somehow healing, he took in a breath and exhaled to release the air inside him. Twilight was still worried, Wildcat pulled a piece of his clothing to show his now healed wound. Twilight sighed in relief.

"Glad your okay." She said to Tyler.

"No, I'm just glad you're okay." Wildcat replied.

"Here's the house. Let's get in." Tyler said, Twilight nodded and entered. They both saw Vanoss on his sleeping bag snoring the fuck out.

Wildcat yawned.

"I'm just gonna.. sleep. 'Night Twi." He said before falling on his sleeping bag and slept. Twilight smiled and giggled at his antic.

"Goodnight Tyler."

She spun the hair and adjusted it. Looking at the cells or some shit inside it. She stopped looking into the microscope and looked at her book. 'I may have gotten the results and information I needed. But I need to make sure.' She thought, she turned to the info she had made and rolled it up. Sealing it with a red seal, her horn glowed and the pink aura came to life, pink aura started surrounding the files and with a flash of light, disappeared in purple.

Celestia, now awake from her slumber, just read the results Twilight had gotten. With a look of worry, she had to make sure it wasn't what she was thinking. Getting up from her bed, she flared her wings and flew to the archives along with the file. It had been too long since they returned, and they return always with a reason. A reason she has yet to know.

Now in her grand library, she flew up and stopped at a certain bookshelf. She dug through the line of books, and found what she has needed. Yellow magic enveloped the cover and scroleld through pages and pages, until she had found her desired information. She pulled the seal and looked at every information Twilight had made. She crossed-referenced the information together. At that rate she is now quite sure it is them. 'I have to wake my sister.'

With no time to lose, she enveloped herself in a yellow aura and teleported to Luna's room in a flash.

The doors slammed, quickly waking and startling Luna. The yellow faded from Celestia, and trotted to Luna with an angered expression. "Sister?" Luna asked, shielding her eyes from the light.

"There is no time to watch the night sister. This is more of the urgent matter."

"Well, what is it then?"

"Contact Princess Cadence. We have work to do."

Somewhere..

"456..457..458.. and 459. It's done." The Redcap said to his centaur friend who grinned and placed down a map with a bunch of pictures of a mall.

"This is our next target."

Author's Note

To Be Continued..

The ending sucked dick. I was writing this in 3' o clock in the morning.

Power of The Atom

Several royal guards and many-many ponies have surrounded the Jewelry store and some avenues. There were rather wooden walls to block the crime scene.

Shit got real last night.

Finally, a chariot arrived with two passengers. One was an alicorn while the other was a unicorn. A unicorn with dark blue and blue mane matching the tail with a pure white coat and a shield for a cutie mark. Twilight and Shining Armor were contacted due to some necessary duties. Rather, they are here to investigate what happened.

The two ponies proceeded as the guards clear way for the two to access the scene. The siblings look at what they see: a long road with craters on the right and left roads. There was a small pool of blood some meters away. While there were several ponies assisting the wounded guards.

"I'll check the guards, you look around." Shining Armor declared as Twilight nodded.

The captain walked to the carriage along with 15 stretchers to load the wounded with. Armor walked by a bruised guard who was in the process of being carried on the stretcher.

"Tiger Eye sir!" The orange fox-like coated pony said and coughed.

"Tiger Eye, what happened?" Armor asked his subject. As Tiger Eye flinched.

"We.. pursued some kind of.. vehicle. It had.. some kind of.. protection." He described.

"Did some of your comrades try to blast it?" Armor asked.

"Yes, but did... nothing to harm against that.. machine, sir." He coughed blood. As a nurse came to wipe the blood and clean him.

"How did you get in this state?"

"They.. threw ..an explosive of.. some sort." He coughed more blood.

"I may have survived but.. I wasted my magic to.. heal some of my.. comrades near me."

"Thank you for your efforts Tiger Eye. You deserve to rest in your barracks." Armor said as Tiger eye smiled and closed his eyes. Proceeded onto the carriage.

Twilight wandered around the avenue. She took note of a hole in a wall with some scorch marks on it. And some broken wood chips and carriages. Good thing the wooden transportations weren't touched, moved or tampered with. If it was, they'd miss all the details. There were 2 carriages and the last carriage which burned in the process. She assumed considering there was some scorch marks as well. The craters got to her attention. It may be a small crater but she hasn't learned nor heard any explosion spell of such. Not unless they got some kind of physical weapon of such.

She wrapped up or theorized all she could think of what happened, so this is what she wrote:

A carriage of some sort must've been pursued and chased. With the passengers of the carriage used a cannon or spell or something else. That must've caused the craters. But how would a cannon reach 18 feet above from the street? Maybe it was a spell. Or beyond that. Some unicorns must've rode the 3 carriages and pursued the culprits riding a transportation of some kind. So the explosion of the carriage on the lead must've burnt some of the carriage. While the others just.. crashed.

Shining Armor asked the other guards/witnesses and described the culprits, their weaponry and their vehicle. A vehicle painted in black with some yellow coloring on the skirts of the heavy vehicle. It also had a symbol of some.. owl? That's what his witnesses described it. It also had some kind of light beneath the vehicle. Yes, the size of the vehicle is equivalent to a single carriage or maybe 34 ponies stacked on each other. They also found a banner of some sort that wrote:'Hoodini'.

The two ponies riding the vehicle what got him, one was an earth pony with a red coat and black and white spiky hair with a cutie mark of V-G. While the other had a mask with stripes, a coat of blue, a shaggy mane of color brown with a mask of his for a cutie mark. He had heard of some sort from the 2 princesses. That was what they at least said.

It was confirmed that the craters weren't caused by magic considering he had noted the culprits were no unicorn or alicorn. His witnesses told him of something small, rectangular but explosive. Either exploding at their command or just, when sensed something hit it. They also told him some kind of weapon like a crossbow but shot small dangerous projectiles at them automatically. They can also stop their firing at will.

Twilight met up with his brother. They both made and contact as her sibling told her theories.

"Okay, I've put all what could've happened yesterday in this parchment." She said.

"You can address that to the princess later. But we got to go. I think I know who we're up against." He said as they trotted back to their chariot and to Canterlot.

"Craig Thompson you son of a bitch." Delirious said to the sleeping vessel of MiniLadd.

"You should give him some soup." A voice said, he looked behind as Vanoss was holding a bowl of warm soup for his unconscious friend.

"Yeah, good idea." Delirious agreed, taking the soup from Vanoss' grasp and held it with the help of his wings. Slowly, he grabbed a spoonful of soup and feeds MiniLadd.

"We have to definitely move." Vanoss said looking out the window. Delirious puts down the bowl of soup and looks at the nearby window. His eyes widened.

Below them a crowd of ponies and guards surrounded the near building. Maybe a hint of 'we have to fucking move'.

"They're definitely on to us." Said Vanoss again.

"When do we leave?" Delirious simply asked.

"We're gonna have to arrange our schedule." Vanoss said, leaving the room and to where they keep their weaponry.

"Is that so Twilight and Shining Armor?" Princess Celestia asked.

"I believe it is what I have thought so far." Twilight responded. As Celestia rolled the parchment back.

"Very well then.." She said. Thinking the matter at hoof. "Shining Armor, gather some guards and spread them across the towns that I have suggested earlier." She declared as the captain saluted, leaving the three princesses. She and her sister, Luna, had been far beyond surprised after Shining Armor had mentioned the 2 ponies. She quickly thought of something, but was interrupted by Luna's calling.

"Tia? Tia.." Her sister said waving a hoof in front of her. Thinking it may be a little childish.

"Twilight, gather the elements." Was all simply she could say. Twilight, still curious, decided not to question. She nodded and teleprted back to her nearby home. With no detail or hint of what would happen next. Celestia turned to her sister and began to discuss some minor or major things. "Lulu, we can still banish them if they cause more harm to my little ponies." She said.

"But Tia, what shall happen if all else fails?" Luna asked, not in her Royal Canterlot voice.

"We just then have to follow their orders." She replied. "But how in Equestria did those two live and resurrect?" She questioned. Luna puts her hoof at her sister's shoulder.

"Maybe that's why they are thine powerful. They have the power of Atom." She said. As her look became much more of something they realized."Tia," Her sister turned to face her.

"I think we brought the war."

Author's Note

Get that chapter name reference?

Post it in the comments and here's a hint:

Bingo bango bongo I don't wanna leave the condo, oh-no-no-no!