You Can't Predict The Unpredictable
You Can't Predict The Unpredictable
"Okay Ponies! Put those pads on the windows, hide the hay, and remove the school bell!" Mayor Mare yelled to the residents of Ponyville. "Today is that dreaded day he returns!" All the ponies began to work double time.
"What's going on girls? Why are all towns ponies running with jars of peanut butter?" Twilight asked while looking out her window. The other elements where sitting in there thrones shaking, ecept for the pink pony. She looked excited.
"It's Crazy Day darling. The whole town is prepare for the worst." The pony fashionista explained.
"What is Crazy Day?" Twilight asked. Applejack looked down at the map.
"It's not what. It's who sugar-cube." Twilight looked confused. Applejack continued. "He is a pony who travels all over Equestria. He tries to make ponies laugh like Pinkie Pie," the pink earth pony nodded her head furiously. "but he doesn't get comedy like other ponies. Let me say it like this. Imagine a pony with Pinkie's randomness, mixed with Discord's chaos, and all put together with the destructive power of a sonic rain-nuke."
"He's a pony that is a little kookoo in the cabasa." Rainbow Dash said while circling her hoof next to her head. Fluttershy glared at Rainbow.
"Dash! He is a pony who just doesn't know how to treat other ponies." The yellow pegasus mare said.
"Oh come on! He has pranked all of us. Other than Twilight of course, but that's why we're here." Rainbow argued with her fillyhood friend.
"Why are you girls here? Shouldn't we help the town prepare?" Twilight interrupted.
"We are here to protect you from Crazy Day. We know that Pinkie and Dash pranks are funny, if not annoying, but that there pony takes things to the extreme. Just last year he put oranges in my apple trees." Applejack said. Twilight snickered and the farm pony gave her a glare.
"He replaced my shampoo with green hair dye. For a month I had to deal with the horrid atrocity that is green hair." Rarity addmited. Twilight felt slightly bad for her unicorn friend, but still let out a small chuckle.
"He snuck up on me during one of my naps and covered my mane in peanut butter," The rainbow mare waited for the princess and party pony to stop laughing before she continued. "and he had a bear lick me clean."
"He used my bear." Fluttershy told her friends. No one laughed because they knew it would make her come to the verge of tears. Twilight looked at Pinkie Pie and waited for her reply.
"Nopony lets me go out when Crazy Day comes to town. They never even let me throw him a welcome to Ponyville party." pinkie crossed her arms and pouted.
"Sugar-cube. The town just doesn't want to be thown upside down-" Applejack was interupted by the sound of a siren. "Oh no. He's close to town." Twilight walked to the window and sumoned a telescope with her magic. She saw the towns folk shut there doors and windows. She looked to the horizon and saw a normal looking stallion. He had a dark orange mane, light orange coat, and a perpeler hat.
"He looks harmless to me." Twilight said as she watched the stallion get closer and closer to Ponyville.
"Y'all just wait. When he enters town all heck will break loose." The farm pony said.
*Earlier That Day*
It was a average day for any average pony, but this was no average pony. The pony who stepped out of his make-shift tent was named Crazy Day. He was a orange unicorn colt with a pair of googly eye glasses as a cutie-mark. He was about 16 years old. He lost track. He has been living on his own since his mother was admitted to the Ponyville mental hospital. That was what made this day special. "Okay jugging by how the sun is placed, the movement of the ants on the ground, and smell of the air." A smile came on his face. "Time to go pay Ponyville a visit. I can't wait to see their faces when they see me! They will be screaming with joy, calling my name, and playing hide and seek inside their homes." His smile turned into a devilish smirk. "But that is not how Crazy plays. I'll show them how to have a good time!" He made his campsite disappear in a flash of brown magic. "Onward to Ponyville!" He yelled to nopony. He traveled all over Equestria trying to have fun, and make his mother proud. In his eyes he was a blessing to the ponies around him, but in reality he was a meanness. He was a walking catastrophe waiting to happen. Ponies did there best to prepare, but you can not prepare for this pony...
*Back To Now*
Crazy day heard the sirens go off. "Ooo. They are playing music to welcome me into there lovely town." He Danced to the blazing noise of the sirens. When the music stopped he made his way into town. All the doors on the houses were shut, all the stores said closed, and nopony except him was on the streets. "Playing hide and seek already? I guess I will have to find them." He walked up to one of the houses and opened the door using his magic. When he went inside the lights were off and he the sound of a pan hitting the ground. He found a green unicorn and a tan earth pony huddled up under the table. The were shaking
"Bonny use your spy skills or something." The green one said.
"My training only goes to fighting monsters. This guy is worse than any monster I have ever seen." The tan one gulped. He didn't hear them. He walked slowly towards them and booped them on the nose.
"Found you! Now you have to get pranked." He grinned, and the two ponies shook in fear.
*Two Minutes Later*
Two ponies were running out of the house. They were covered in some brown substance. "He found the peanut butter!" They both screamed in unison. Crazy Day walked out with several empty jars being carried by his magic. He through them into a trash can next to the building.
"Two down. 4,836 to go." He went and ran to the other houses. He busted in and found them in every hiding spot. Nopony could hid from him. Not under your bed, in a tunnel, up in the sky, in trash bins, behind trees, at the bottom of the lake, or even in another dimension. One by one he found his next "play mate", and "played" with them. After an hour the buildings had broken glass, the town hall was covered in toilet paper, the clouds were spray painted orange, the pond was on fire, and the only thing that remains untouched was Twilight's castle.
"This is horrible! The town is in worse shape when discord took over." She looked out the window of the map room where the elements of harmony were just trying to pass the time. Pinkie was playing checkers with Rarity, Rainbow Dash was taking a nap, and Applejack and Spike were trying to calm Fluttershy down. Twilight stepped away from the carnage that was unfolding and faced her friends. "We must do something! We can't just let him do this!" She said trying to sound like a high athority.
"We tried that once sugar cube. We had the royal guard and Princess Celestia trying to catch him." The farm pony said. "We tried hoof cuffs, jail cells, dungeons, Celestia even banished him to the sun, but all it did was slow him down. He came back with a tan, and wrecked everything again...There is no stopping that pony." Applejack lowered her hat.
"Not even Celestia could stop him?..." Twilight said surprised. "What can we do?"
"All we can do is wait. He probably hasn't noticed the castle yet, but once he does...it will be a lossing battle."
"Okay that should be it..." He said as he finnaly noticed the castle. "Or maybe not." He walk up to the castle, and tried to open the door, but it was magically locked. "Oh well. Guess I should bring out the heavy artillery." He put on a war helmet and summoned a humongous sling shot and armed it with hundreds of water balloons. "That's more like it." He pulled a megaphone from nowhere and yelled into it.
The girls got up and looked down to see Crazy Day below with the sling shot. "Oh no. He means business." Rainbow Dash said.
"You have five seconds to walk out with your hooves up!" He yelled from below.
"He wouldn't..." Twilight said.
"Five!"
"He would..." Rarity said.
"Four!"
"Oh my..." Fluttershy ran away from the window and under the map table.
"Three!"
"HIT THE DECK!!!" Rainbow yelled running to meet Fluttershy under the table.
"Two!"
"Don't get my mane wet!" Rarity and Twilight hid behind the throwns.
"One!"
"Oooooo! This is going to be messy!" Pinkie cheered as she put on her umbrella hat wanting to see the action.\
"Fire!" The balloons flew through the air heading for their target. "I hope you like honey!"
"Did he say honey?" The five mares hiding asked in unison.
They hit the castle with a splat. The yellow liquid oozed down the walls.
"My castle!" Twilight yelled. She had a look of pure rage, her mane went on fire, and her coat went white. "How dares he! I am a princess!" She stormed out the main map room. Her friends tried to stop her, but nopony could convince her. "AHHH!" Her screams could be heard bouncing off the walls. She returned white, but that was due to her body being covered in white foam. "Where did her even get a fire extinguisher!?"
"Awe. I was just about to give the princess one of my famous casadias..." He opened the castle doors. "Oh well. I guess I could always just make myself at home." He began painting the walls with spray cheese, and putting chocolate tiles on the floor. He began to hum a showtoon
Twilight heard him singing. "Oh no! He is in the castle!...He is going to ruin everything!' She cried. "What are we going to do?!"
"I don't know darling...Nopony it that random and crazy." Rarity shrugged.
"I wouldn't say nopony..." Rainbow looked at Pinkie who was just having a staring contest with herself in the crystal.
"Ha! You blinked. I lose!" She cheered.
"Pinkie..." Twilight said having no other options. "Can you help us stop Crazy Day?" The pink party pony looked at her with a big smile.
"You bet I can!" She had a serious look as she stomped out of the room.
"We're doomed." Rainbow said.
"Annnnnd done." Crazy day just finished the floor. "Now onto the ro-"
"Cary Day!" Pinkie yelled. "Stop!" Crazy Day looked at the party pony. His smile grew into a wicked grin.
"Why hello there. You come here to play too?" He said, but as soon as he started walking he found the pink pony gone. "Where did she-ah!" He was pushed into the air by a therapist couch and landed safely on it. " Tried to register what is happening, and he sees the pink pony pushing a swivel chair with her. She finally sat down and put on a pair of librarian glasses.
"Now tell Miss Pie what's bothering you." She calmly said while pulling a pen and pad out of nowhere. Crazy Day decided to play along.
"Just having fun, making friends, and making mamma proud." He grind. Pinkie began to scribble on her note pad.
"Tell me about her mother."
"She is the best mom ever! She knows how to be crazy in just the right way. She got admitted to a facility and everything." Crazy Day began to calm down. He liked talking about his mom.
"She sounds nice. Do you visit her often?" The pink pony asked. Her friends watched from a crack in the door way.
"No...I haven't seen her since she was put in the hospital." He frowned. "She hid me from the child service ponies when they said they would take me away." He began to fidget with his propeller hat. "After mother was gone I promised to make her proud by being myself....I tried to visit her, but the ponies always locks her away so I can't even see what she looks like now." Pinkie put her hoof on his shoulder.
"She sound wonderful." A light bulb went off in her head. "How about I get you to see your mother," His face lit up until he heard the rest of what she had to say. "but you must promise me that you will stop all this chaos you are bringing....Ponies don't like it."
"But I am just playing with them. They are just sour sports." He pouted.
"Ponies don't like to be bothered by random things. You need to learn how to have fun that others will find fun too." Crazy Day didn't like the sound of that very much, but if he had a chance to see his mother he will take it.
"Can....can I stay with my mom if I agree?" He asked.
"I think we can work something out." She smiled.
*ONE MONTH LATER*
"This is so much fun mom." Crazy Day moved a checker piece on the board. "Your turn." He smiled.
"Bark! (Me to son.)" A blue earth pony with a white mane moved her piece and jumped his. He laughed and hugged his mother.
"I love you mom." He said.
"Bark! (I love you too.)" She hugged back and licked his cheek.
"Are you proud of me?" He asked.
"Bark! Bark! (Yes son very proud.)" He smiled and went back to playing.
"That's so sweet...If not gross." Rarity said. Her friends all agreed.
"Great work Pinkie. Now Crazy Day will no longer be a menace." Twilight said.
"It was no big deal. If I had no fiends or family, I would go crazy myself." The pink pony said smiling at the two ponies playing checkers. "Have a great life Crazy day."
Author's Note
For those who don't know. Crazy Day's mother is called Screw Loose. The father...I don't know. Maybe we will never know....
