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One Thousand And One Pinkie Pie Vignettes Based On Terrible Puns For No Reason At All!
                     -by StarWolf833-                      
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           I Know It's CHEESY, But I Feel GRATE.           
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I Know It's CHEESY, But I Feel GRATE.
Cheese Sandwich particularly enjoyed his visits with his friend Pinkie Pie. The only downsides were her annoying attempts at good cheese jokes. It often ended up in silence and, sometimes, an akward laughing session where all Cheese wants to do is sleep. On this particular day, Cheese had been thinking of terrible cheese puns to annoy Pinkie into submission. Although Cheese pondered whether or not Pinkie would love the joke, Cheese didn't really care, As long as he kept it up with the puns, Pinkie wouldn't have to tell any.
Cheese nervously knocked on Pinkie's door, silently whispering the pun. Little did he know Pinkie was standing in front of him, quick to open the door. When Cheese noticed her, his brain went blank. All he could think of was that terrible cheese pun...
"Uh...um...I know it's CHEESY but I feel GRATE! Oop...uh...get it?" Cheese said, without thinking. He quickly covered up his big mouth. Pinkie simply smiled before collecting her thoughts.
"Excellent pun. Can I use that for a friend?" Pinkie asked, bouncing up to Cheese. Cheese nodded, flabbergasted that the only greeting he could think of was terrible pun.
"HEY CHEESE! I know it's CHEESY but I feel GRATE! Ha! Let's go! Say, did you here the on about the cheese and the..." Pinkie's voice was drowned by Cheese's thoughts. Here we go again with the stupid cheese puns!

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          Frog Parking Only, Others Will Be TOAD.          
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Frog Parking Only, Others Will Be TOAD.
Pinkie Pie was hippity hopping down the gravel paths of Ponyville, like she did on any normal day. The birds were singing their usual happy tune, the sun was shining it's usual bright shine, the frogs were croaking their usual loud croak.
Hey, wait a minute! Pinkie Pie was now standing in the middle of a swamp, lilypads covvered in frogs floating around her. One of the frogs iritatedly pointed at a sign, "Frog parking only, others will be toad." A few toads popped out of water and pulled Pinkie out of the swamp. Pinkie rung out her sponge-like hair.
"Thank you, toads!" Pinkie hopped away happily.
Moral of the story: never step into a parking lot for frogs, or you'll be toad.