The Lunar Journal

Entry 16, August 10, 1001

So after nearly two months, Blueblood and I have finally made it through 1000 years of Equestrian history. Being the history nut I am, I'm actually disappointed. Why? Because it was so boring.

It is not really Blueblood's fault, but the ponies who wrote those history books. They literally sapped anything interesting and wrote a novels worth of stuff about irrelevant trade agreements from over 400 years ago. Blueblood tried his best to make things interesting, but there is only so much he could do.

Speaking of Blueblood, I asked him why did he let mares get all over him during the Gala. As I should've expected, he only allows them so that he can embarrass himself and drive them away. Maybe a dick move, but smart nonetheless.