The Lunar Journal

Entry 9, June 30, 1001

I have confirmed it! Blueblood is a coltcuddler! Okay, that sounds a bit weird so let us start from the beginning.

Over the last five days I have been basically stalking Blueblood. I have had an inkling that he liked colts but being the former monkey I am, I had to know for sure. So using my recently discovered power of shifting into shadows (thank you Merlin), I followed him around the castle. Just as I conceded defeat, I saw him sneak off with a orange guard pony after midnight. The two went to a secluded part of the castle, before going at it. Maybe it is the fact that I'm now I mare, or the fact I was once bisexual, I was absolutely giddy. So much so that hugged the life out of them.

Bad move.

Apparently, guards aren't supposed to be in relationships unless given consent by Celestia. However, neither one of them wanted to bring this matter to her. So, circumventing Celestia's authority, I consented instead., promising them not to tell Celestia. It looked like a weight had been lifted off of their sturdy, strong shoulders . . . bad brain.