The Lunar Journal

by Steve Ott

Rating: teen
Tags: Slice of Life, Dark, Human
Length: 3214

A series of journal entries by a human that has been turned into Princess Luna. Follows canon up to Season 3 and then ignores everything afterwards. Not a complete AU fanfic.

A series of journal entries written by a human that wakes up one day as Princess Luna. Ignores everything after Season 3.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-08-01 16:36:47 UTC

Independently Happy

Journal Entry 1

Dear Diary

Dear Journal

Journal Entry 1, June 21, Year 1000?

Safe to say I have had a bad day. Go to bed thinking about finals week only to wake up in the middle of a ruined castle as a recently redeemed moon princess. And now I'm joining my 'sister' as co-monarchs of this country called Equestria.

A typical person in my position would probably try and convince everypony(?) that they are not a pony and they would most likely be interned in a mental ward. I don't know about you, but I've been in a mental ward and it sucked hard. Plus, my mom always told me to look on the bright side; at least I don't have to take my math final. However, knowing my luck, this magic business could be on par with conceptual physics.

That reminds me, I don't know how to use magic. That could be a big problem.

My main problem however is trying to hide this journal from my new sister, Celestia.

Amnesia

Journal Entry 2

Journal Entry 2, June 22, 1001

Bad news, I don't know how to use magic. Good news, Celestia thankfully expected it. So she is having the most accomplished magician in Equestria to come and (re)teach me. Hopefully, he is not some pompous prick.

Also, SHE MOVES THE FRIGGEN SUN! AND I'M SUPPOSED TO MOVE THE MOON!. Nope, so much nope.

She also mentioned that I'm supposed to get lessons from somepony named Blueblood to catch me up on Equestria history since I, or Luna, has been gone.

Oh yeah, apparently this pony has been gone for 1000 years. When she said that back at the ruins I thought she was exaggerating.

Good thing is that she doesn't seem to suspect that I'm not Luna. Hopefully she doesn't for her sake because it is clear she cares for Luna. I feel so bad for taking Luna's place in all of this. Hopefully one day I can restore her in her body a go back to earth.

Hopefully

Entry 5

Entry 5, June 24, 1001

So I discovered what the Gala is. Its some celebration the my sister started back a couple hundred years ago as a way to break the monotony. Her student and her five friends are attending. She asked if I could attend, but I don't fell that I can handle being a Princess. I think Celestia has noticed my lack of refinement.

Blueblood's lesson mentioned something about an ancient changeling war that happened soon after my banishment. The changelings were led by this Queen Chrysalis, who for some reason seems very familiar. In fact everything is somewhat familiar to me. I don't know if it is Luna's memories that I saw during that dream, or something else.

Anyways, I have taken the liberty to teach myself how to fly. I have made some progress, though I did add a lovely dent in my wall.

Also, my sister mentioned that Princess Cadence is returning tomorrow. I wonder why she seems so familiar.

Entry 6

Entry 6, June 25, 1001

I have figured out why. I'm in a flipping t.v. show. That somehow makes this whole ordeal much more awesome.

It all started when I was introduced to Cadence, Princess of Nothing. Oh, I'm sorry, LOVE. However, as soon as I laid eyes on her, my mind's gears began to turn. I know why I thought that Cadence seemed familiar. I know why I knew about the Gala.

To say that I panicked would be the understatement of the century.

I'm so confused.

Entry 7

Entry 7, June 25, 1001

After my brief panic attack, I managed to hit it off with my 'niece' Cadence. Cadence was humble, nice, and just a joy to be around. No wonder Twilight loved her so much. I also confirmed that she is dating Shining Armor. However, now I'm worried that I may mess up this timeline. I don't want another lengthy reign for Discord. Or maybe this is just how it is supposed to play out on the show. For Luna's sake, hopefully not.

Maybe my dreams will give me clues on why this happened. I am the Princess of the Night.

-Luna

Entry 8

Entry 8, June 28, 1001

I don't know why I signed off as 'Luna' last time. Rewrote it maybe ten times only to write it again. Hopefully Luna's memories aren't screwing with my head. I'll make sure not to do so if I can manage.

Yes, I had another dream again. Instead of five memories, it was a single memory of Luna raising the moon. It seemed simple and unimportant, however I can't shake off the feeling that there was more going on.

I don't know why, but I'm fine being female. Though I was once male, I feel just as comfortable as a mare. Even if it was just me getting used to being a mare, I have only been in Equestria for a week. A week, even though it feels like it has been a month.

Entry 9

Entry 9, June 30, 1001

I have confirmed it! Blueblood is a coltcuddler! Okay, that sounds a bit weird so let us start from the beginning.

Over the last five days I have been basically stalking Blueblood. I have had an inkling that he liked colts but being the former monkey I am, I had to know for sure. So using my recently discovered power of shifting into shadows (thank you Merlin), I followed him around the castle. Just as I conceded defeat, I saw him sneak off with a orange guard pony after midnight. The two went to a secluded part of the castle, before going at it. Maybe it is the fact that I'm now I mare, or the fact I was once bisexual, I was absolutely giddy. So much so that hugged the life out of them.

Bad move.

Apparently, guards aren't supposed to be in relationships unless given consent by Celestia. However, neither one of them wanted to bring this matter to her. So, circumventing Celestia's authority, I consented instead., promising them not to tell Celestia. It looked like a weight had been lifted off of their sturdy, strong shoulders . . . bad brain.

Entry 10

Entry 10, July 2, 1001

Nightmare Moon was more than a villain. She was pure evil. The dream I just had proved that.

I once again received a memory, this time of Luna's time on the moon. It seems that the Nightmare tortured Luna for decades on end. Over time, she slowly morphed me into a sadistic pony bent for revenge. I'm appalled. I hope this is not the reason I was pulled into Equestria. I may enjoy being Luna, but to replace her no matter how messed up is wrong.

If only I knew of a way to bring her back.

Entry 11

Entry 11, July 4, 1001

I shouldn't have gone into the city. I wasn't ready for their reactions. It hurt so much.

So much.

As soon as I walked into Canterlot with Celestia, there was screaming. Ponies everywhere feed in terror, yelling out 'Nightmare Moon'. I don't even look like her anymore.

I think Celestia is sorry. So sorry that she invited me to sleep with her tonight. I took her offer.

Its strange after being the big brother, to now be the little sister. I might get used to it.

Entry 13

Entry 13, July 15, 1001

I tried Celestia.

No, I tried sister.

I had been progressing well under the guidance of Merlin. I even learned how to teleport accidentally. Though I did end up inside of my sister's wall.

So after another eventful study session, Merlin decided it was high time to raise the moon. To say that I was nervous would be a understatement. Though with Celestia, Merlin, and Cadence present, I felt as though I should try.

My horn lit up, my aura capturing the moon, and nothing else happened. As much as I tugged, it wouldn't budge. I tried again and again, eventually tears began to flow. For some reason, it felt as if the moon was repelling me.

Merlin apologized many times afterward. As horrible and angry as I felt, I didn't have the heart to lash out at him.

For the second time this month, I slept in my sisters bed.

Entry 14

Entry 14, July 20, 1001

I decided to go to the Gala this year. Despite my horrible experience in Canterlot, I hope that if I make a good impression at the Gala, maybe I can reverse public opinion. Or maybe I'm a little to optimistic.

Because I'm attending the Gala, I had to get my dress fitted. Those are words that I never thought I would utter. But surprisingly, I rather enjoyed getting my dress fitted. I got to let out a girly side that I didn't know I had. At first I thought it was just Luna coming through, but afterwards Celestia revealed that Luna used to hate getting fitted.

If I had any man credibility left, it would've gone into the negatives. I was never the most masculine male, but I definitely wasn't feminine. And I know for a fact that I was not trans. Though that would make a lot of sense honestly.

Entry 15

Entry 15, July 25, 1001

Well, the dragon episode happened. The difference was that I had to convince Celestia to allow the Elements to confront the dragon. Maybe I am supposed to be here, and this is not just some crazy alternate timeline.

Anyways the date of the Gala is August 28th. I would think it would fall on holiday like the other major events, but this placing makes no sense. What happened on August 28th?

I've also noticed that Celestia has been down in the dumps lately, so I decided to spend some tine with her. I've been somewhat avoiding her since I appeared, so I wanted to make it up to her. It seemed to have done the trick since we went on a pranking war, made cakes, had a pillow fight, before we passed out in her quarters.

Though it has taken me a long time, I feel as though I have gained another sister. However in the back of my mind I know that I'm not her true sister. But I know it is my duty to bring back her true sister, before she finds out that I'm not her.

But do I really want to?

Entry 16

Entry 16, August 10, 1001

So after nearly two months, Blueblood and I have finally made it through 1000 years of Equestrian history. Being the history nut I am, I'm actually disappointed. Why? Because it was so boring.

It is not really Blueblood's fault, but the ponies who wrote those history books. They literally sapped anything interesting and wrote a novels worth of stuff about irrelevant trade agreements from over 400 years ago. Blueblood tried his best to make things interesting, but there is only so much he could do.

Speaking of Blueblood, I asked him why did he let mares get all over him during the Gala. As I should've expected, he only allows them so that he can embarrass himself and drive them away. Maybe a dick move, but smart nonetheless.

Entry 17

Entry 17, August 27, 1001

I am positively giddy right now. If you were to tell me two months ago that I would be a princess getting ready for a overblown party, I would have had you checked out by some mental health specialists. Now here I am, staring at my midnight blue dress, heart fluttering. If John could see me now, he would be laughing his ass off.

This morning, Celestia convinced me to get ear piercings for the Gala. Though I could never admit it, but I always wanted ear piercings. For some reason, I never had the guts to tell my parents what I wanted. But now, circumstances are different. I'm now a independent mare, and I could do what I want. So I got these beautiful crescent moon earrings that go great with my dress.

I can't shake the feeling that this is all wrong. I am living another pony's life, and now I'm doing things to the owners body. For all I know, the real Luna could appear, making two different Luna's. Or, the real Luna could be stuck between the land of the living and the dead because of me.

Maybe I'll never know, but for now, I am Luna.

Entry 18

Entry 18, August 28, 1001

Somethings are more important than the Gala. This is one of those things.

Last night, I had another dream. But unlike the other ones, I was not alone. In fact, I was staring at my double. My double would follow my every action and movements. No matter what I did, it continued to copy me. After what seemed like an hour, I screamed. But this time, the double didn't mimic me.

It simply stared at me and said, "I'm waiting for you at the castle ruins."

I'm sorry Celestia, but this maybe the last time I see you. If you find this journal, I want to say one thing:

I love you, so much.

Entry 19

Entry 19, August 28, 1001

I got Blueblood to cover for me just in case Celestia asks him of my whereabouts. Its weird to think I trust somepony that is portrayed to be such a dick.

I can't wear the dress because I don't want to ruin it, but I'm still going to where the earrings. Hopefully, Luna won't be too mad.

There is one problem with my plan however, I'm not a good flyer. While I had secretly been practicing, I am still fairly incompetent. I just have to hope that I don't crash.

Entry 20

Entry 20, August 28, 1001

I can't believe that just happened. I almost don't know what to write. It is all just so out of this world crazy.

I'm feeling a whirlwind of emotions right now such as anger, loss, relief, grief, and most of all sadness. I don't know what to feel anymore.

Oh yeah, and I lowered the moon today. Just a parting gift from Luna.

I need to rest.

Entry 22

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Entry 23

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Entry 24

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Conversational Chaos

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Entry 25

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2am Lovesick

Journal Entry 3

Journal Entry 3, June 22, 1001

So I had a strange dream. I was completely surrounded by darkness, unable to see, hear, speak, smell, or even feel anything. Then suddenly, images began to flash by. Even though I was only able to catch a glimpse of each of the five images.

The first one was of Luna and Celestia having a snowball fight.

The second one was of me Luna raising the moon for the first time.

The third one was of Luna and Celestia transversing a canyon.

The fourth one was on Luna facing down black shadow thing.

The final one was of myself crying on my bed.

I think these are Luna's memories. I think I want to ask my sister about that shadow unicorn.

I'm surprised about how well I have held up so far. I guess seeing mythological creatures doesn't affect me much.

Somehow, this all seems vaguely familiar. I just can't put my hoof on it.

Entry 4

Entry 4, June 22, 1001

Decided that I'm to lazy to write the word 'journal' anymore.

So apparently I LUNA was a natural at magic. With the proper guidance of Merlin, I was able to levitate an apple for an astounding 21 seconds. Well, its not that impressive. Merlin is exactly how I expected him, an old folksy pony who loved to tell stories of his youth. Instead of stories about him fighting dragons, it was stories of the first time he had ice cream.

Blueblood was surprisingly tolerable. For some reason I thought he was going to be this whinny bitch, but he was actually very knowledgable about Equestrian history. He treated me with the same respect that Merlin treated me, if a bit more flamboyant. Maybe that is why he rejected all of the mares at the Gala.

What the heck is the Gala?

Anyways, I had a delightful dinner with my sister Celestia. Maybe I'm adapting to my knew tastebuds, but that eggplant parmesan was to die for. Celestia seemed pleased that I enjoyed my study time with Merlin and Blueblood. However, she asked me if I wanted to go flying with her later on in the evening. I had almost forgotten that I had wings. I hastily made an excuse on why I couldn't and I awkwardly excused myself. I hope I didn't hurt her too bad.

Entry 12

Entry 12, July 11, 1001

The day I wanted to sleep in, Rainbow Dash had to accomplish the Sonic Rainboom. It broke my windows. It took hours to clean all of the broken glass up. I have a cut on my hoof now.

One thing is for sure, Season 1 was out of order. Unless I'm wrong, Sonic Rainboom came after Dragonshy, but as far as I know, there hasn't been any dragon problem since I arrived. Also, I believe Winter Wrap Up was before that as well.

Sister seemed really proud of Rainbow. She was absolutely giddy about it all. I don't know how she composed herself at the actual event.

Entry 21

Entry 21, August 29, 1001

I am Wesley

No, I am Luna.

I AM LUNA!

Last night was the last night that the originally Luna graced this earth, and I officially took her place. I should be angry at her. She ripped my life away so that Celestia could have a sister that is not dead. She didn't want to cause her sister more pain, so she took me to replace her.

My appearance has also changed into what it was like in Luna Eclipsed. I have to say that I enjoy this appearance more.

She is trusting me to replace her and help not only Equestria, but her my sister as well.

Celestia is my sister.

P.S. I'm glad I skipped the Gala, it was even a bigger train wreck the it was in the show.

Princess Celestia sat quietly, toying with her breakfast in silence. The Gala had been the most interesting Gala in decades, but there was one thing missing, her sister Luna. She seemed so excited, even after her disastrous trip in Canterlot. She was even willing to get ear piercings and wear a cute dress. But then she did' even show up. Not only that, but she even lowered the moon, something she couldn't do a scant month ago.

Suddenly, a steady clopping noise entered the dining room, revealing a haggard looking Luna. Luna approached Celestia rather slowly, almost unsure of herself. With tears in her eyes, she suddenly lunged at Celestia, pulling her into the biggest bear hug in over 1000 years. The two sisters embraced for several more seconds before Luna spoke up.

"I love you, Celly."

Celestia paused before replying, "I love you to, Lulu."