BUBBLES!

by prezlightfoot!!!

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Adventure
Length: 910

How Derpy got her cutie mark.

How Derpy discovers muffins bubbles and receives her cutie mark.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-30 16:08:08 UTC

Little Baby Derpy

When I was born my mom left because my eyes went in different directions. That didn't phase me. I loved my pop with all my heart and we had many good times.

My favorite thing to do growing up was flit around the house humming or play with my toys.

My favorite toy was a little orange train that would whistle when you push it around. It came with a little plastic pony in a blue suit and a shovel.

I always will remember ramming it into the wall screaming "CHUGA CHUGA CHOO CHOO!!"  The little plastic conductor pony in there was destroyed by 2. I think I once dropped him off the roof.

School Days

I only went to school for one week. Here is why.

All of the little children made fun of me they asked me so many times "What's wrong with your eyes" or "Why are they like that."

All of the time I could only say " I just don't know what went wrong"

They teased me so many times. I was once covered in bubble gum and all the kids surrounded me taking pictures.

Then the teacher sent a letter home saying that I was too stupid to go. I wasn't.

I only said that banana's were orange. Hell was a good place. Oh and I said that all of the children in my class were females.

They were all true! Well I know now that they are not.

My dad ignored all of those stupid people. He taught me himself. I loved him.

Cutie Mark

One day I was helping my dad with his mail man job. I was driving our bike when I saw bubbles in the distance. I started pumping my legs really hard trying to reach them. I peddled and peddled But unfortunately  I didn't see the stream ahead. My dad by now had bailed but left the mail. I charged right into the stream.

I had finally caught up with the bubbles. I popped them all and ate a few. They were yummy.

My dad caught up with me. He yelled and scoled me for runing the mail. But then he noticed my flank.

He jumped up and down for joy. He was so happy.

"What daddy?"

"Derpy you got your cutie mark you did it!"

Then we went home and celebrated. My dad blew bubble after bubbles for me to chase.. I was so happy I smiled.

First Job

My first job was at Sugar Cube Corner.

I was working there to assist the baker and the cashier and to serve food and drinks.

It didn't go to well.

First when I was assisting the baker he asked me to go refill the flour jar. You need to hold a flour jar when pouring flour into it. The jar tipped and got flour everywhere. The baker was really mad.

Second when I was assisting the cashier she gave me some Bits and told me to count them. Apparently you don't count like 1425360. The cashier got really mad when I broke the money jar and spilled it all over the floor.

Third when I was blending a smoothie I forgot to put the lid on. It sprayed everywhere. Then again you don't lick the smoothie off the floor when they tell you to clean up.

Fourth they sent me out to be a waitress. I spilled cider over a important man. He was really mad. He left right away. I don't blame him.

To sum it up I didn't last long. They fired me by the end of the week.

Second Job

]My second job was a weather pony.

The first mistake I made was accidentally creating a rain cloud that followed the Mayor.

My second mistake was making my sector overcast and cloudy when it was supposed to be sunny.

Then my final mistake was that I made was making my clouds shaped like bubbles.

Rainbowdash got fed up and fired me in a week. I hated that job. No creativity allowed.

Third Job

My third job was working for the mayor.

My first mistake was "misusing" the stapler. OK maybe it ended up in the door but it pinched me!

My second mistake was that I split ink all over her "important documents." They were from the princess but really how important are they.

My final mistake was that I knocked her  cabinets  over getting all of her documents out of over.

She fired me very quickly and I was sad I liked that job.

Woes

I was sitting in Sugar Cube Corner drowning my woes in cider. I sat there thinking

"Everybody hates me

I am so horrible at everything

Not even the mayor likes me

My dad is my only friend

I didn't even go to real school

I'll never get a job

I'll be a hobo pony

I barely have any money

I still live with my dad

I LOVE BUBBLES"

When that thought entered my head I was so happy I smiled and chugged the rest of my cider.

Post Office

The Post office was fun!

They accepted me gratefully and I loved the job. It was so much fun.

They remembered me from earlier and got many remarks on my cutie mark. They had me flying all over town delivering packages. I dropped a couple but It was alright they said it was alright.