Texas of Motorcity...is a Bony

by MI9000

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe
Length: 1373

Texas is the toughest fighter in all of Motorcity as long as NO one finds out

Texas found the ancient television show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic and he loves it. just as long a no one finds out or else he will be ruined. When Chuck "finds out" things dont turn out well. especially when the ponies contact him and tell him that he shoudn't kill Chuck.

You should watch Motorcity to understand this better and you should watch it anyway because it's amazing.

My first fanfiction, constructive criticism and commets are welcomed

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-13 21:05:10 UTC

chapter 1

The Burners of were done thrashing the Kanebots that Abraham Kane sent after  them to kill them that day. So with nothing else apocalyptic happening the Burners pulled into thier HQ garage, In Motorcity the underground expance that was Detroit.

Mike, Chuck, Dutch, Julie and Texas each got out of thier respective cars. (except chuck who was in Mike’s car)

And Texas yelled, “SO did anyone else notice who Awesome Texas did on breaking those Kanebots today. I was all like HIYAH, YAH! And they were all like oh no Texas don’t smash us. But then SMASH, KICK, PEW, PEW, PEW.” He said kicking and pretend shooting imaginary robots.”

“But weren’t you in your car, how could you kick them?” Julie replied.  Texas sat on a work bench “Oh yeah that reminds me, Dutch I need you to put a giant kicking leg on to my car so that way I can kick giant robots.”

“Texas, I said no to the giant dinosaur robot with gun-chucks, So no giant leg on your car.” Dutch said.

Mike then said, ”Well on that note, I’m going to have some lunch.”

“I’ll come with” Julie said.

“Cool. You coming Chuck?”

“No I’m going to help Dutch run a diagnostic on Whiptail. It kinda got blasted a lot.” He said.

Dutch then said. “Well it was no thanks to the Kanebot that went spiriling out of control that SOMONE crashed into.”

“Well Dutch you got to be more carefull about those guys, they fly around pretty fast.” Texas chimed in. When infact it was Texas that crashed into it. “Yeah, Gotta be more carefull.” he mumbled, while getting his blow torch and putting on his welding mask.

Texas put his hands behind his head and walked out of the garage workshop. He turned the corner and kept on walking down the hall. Texas didn’t need to eat this was way more important than food.  As crazy as that sounded. He went all the way to the other end of the head-quarters to his room. It was on the bottom floor. He went up to the big fairly intimidating metal door. Then he turned his head all around swiftly to make sure no one had secretly followed him. Satisfied no one followed him, he open the door just enough for him to slink into.  And with that he quickly jumped into his room head first, did a roll on the floor and slamed the door shut.

“Whew that was close. Someone might’ve been there.” Texas’ room was a  large room that was painted tan with a wide open middle space with 3 training dummies for training and punching stuff. It also had a large red futon couch located on the right wall, Facing a glorius, albeit really old giant flat screen television. And It really was flat as it was the future and technology was pretty carzy at this point.

He went over to the flat screen, hit the touchscreen button that was play. Jumped onto the futon, and prepared for greatness that was Texas’s favorite show and maybe the greatest show that ever has been made.

“I’ve been waiting all day for thi-oh boy it’s starting!”

"My Little Pony

My Little Pony

               AaAaAAAA

                                                                My Little Pony

                                       I used to wonder what friendship could be

                                          Unitll you all shared its magic with me"

Yes it was true Texas’s favorite show was in fact My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. And he could do nothing to hide the giant smile that was erupting on his face.

He had found all, the episode on a drive in a junk yard he was scavenging in for spare parts. And it really did have ALL the episodes on it which is crazy since it had at least around 200 episodes. He had it scanned on to his flat-screen. After waching 2 episodes and having nervous break down about it he has been secretly watching the show ever since.

Motorcity was a dead zone with no signals able to get in from the outside of Motorcity, so finding any episodes of anything in a drive was really rare and valueble. The  But Texas would never give these away. Why? Because he was the greatest and strongest martial artist in Motorcity, no one would take him seriously if he watched a show about candy colored ponies. So that’s why he sound proofed his room when no one was looking.

But that didn’t matter right now because he was watching twilight run away from a GIANT 4 HEADED HYDRA!

“No Twilight run away, No wait you should go up to it and smack it in the head-No wait firer a giant laser beam at it”

Twilight then proceded to trust pinkie, jump, bounce off of swamp bubble and land saftley on the other side.

“Yeah go pinkie! She knew that was going to happen”

Twilight: I don't know how it happened; coincidence, dumb luck, or what, but you said there'd be a doozy here at Froggy Bottom Bog, and I'd say we just had ourselves one heck of a doozy. I mean that hydra--

Pinkie Pie: [shudders]

Twilight : Pinkie?

Pinkie Pie: That wasn't it.

Twilight : Huh?

Spike: What wasn't what?

Applejack: What are you talking about Pink?

Pinkie Pie: The hydra wasn't the doozy.

Pinkie Pie: I'm still getting the shudders. Oo-o-oh, oo-o-oh. You see? There it is again. Whatever the doozy

was at Froggy Bottom Bog, my Pinkie Sense says it still hasn't happened.

Twilight Sparkle: Huh? But I-- WHAT!? The hydra wasn't the doozy?! How could it not be the doozy?! What could be doozier than that?

Pinkie Pie: Dunno, but it just wasn't it

Twilight then burst into flames out of pure rage

“Woah Twilight I didn’t know you could do that. Twilight Sparkle can burst into flames at will! That is amazing! Just another reason this show is great.”

He continued watching the ending of the episode surpirisingly NOT cheering or jumping up and down.

Infact he was so interested watching the end he didn’t notice when the doorknob started to turn or that Chuck was about to barge in until

“Hey Texas do you still have Dutch’s laser cutter. Because he can’t find it anywh-“

That was as far as he could get before Texas had leaped up, yelled Hi-yah and punched him in the face, knocking him out and onto the floor.

“Oh man. Oh man. Oh man what am I going to do.” This was a disaster. “ Why did you have to barge in here Chuck” He said yelling at the body near the door. He started to pace. He only had one option, it wasn’t a good option but it was his last one, he had to kill Chuck.

He shook his head “Nononono. You don’t have to do that Texas, I mean the giant magical rainbow pony that controled the sun would not aprove. Oh wait.” He sat down. “He probaly didn’t even see the show or even glace at the screen. YEAH he just walked in and fainted. No problem…” He stood up excitedly. “Ok got a plan pick him up, bring him to his room, dump him there and act like nothing happened.”

A beat.

“But wait what if he asked how it happened? Then I’ll just tell him I thought he was Kane and punched him in the face. Yeah no one will ever know. Full proof plan.” He breathed out a sigh of relief no one would know he enjoyed ponies or the fact he’s a brony. Not that he would admit it himself.

But just then Chuck happen to mumble something in his head trauma something that didn’t help

“Why, do they call it a unicorn with, two horns.” He said before blacking out again.

“Oh no. He knows” Yeah he’d have to kill Chuck.

I mean he liked Chuck as much as the next guy, even though he couldn’t fight his way out of a paper bag. But wasn’t there an episode of Friendship is Magic where Pinkie Pie had to dispose of Fluttershy because Pinkie had some crazy secret, that she had to keep under wraps or something, and Fluttershy had seen it? Oh well wasn’t important.