"To the Cordon Institute of Science and Nature

I’m sending my resume to you, to submit my candidacy to Head Director for your research division.

I have recently parted ways from my position of Head of Biological Research at Endo Tech, and am currently exploring other avenues.

While I’m sure you’ll be contacting them to validate the authenticity of my former job status, I feel obligated to inform you, that any and all allegations against me are nothing more than exaggerated falsehoods, spread by envious, illiterate circus rejects.

My motto is this: Safety, morality, and precision, come second only to progress."