"We need to get there as quickly as we can, whatever has done this to Lulu… whatever released Sombra from death… it must be stopped." Celestia looked aside at the pegasus easily keeping pace with her great wing beats.

Twisty nodded, she wanted to fly closer and give Celestia a nuzzle of support but that would require some crazy aerial acrobatics to perform, and she didn't want to slow down. "Who is our first target?"

Celestia's eyes narrowed on the town far below. "Sombra."

Sweetie couldn't believe what her crazy wife had gotten up to. Getting caught up in this mess of Discord's was one thing, but actually learning how to use Sombra's shadow magic so quickly was nothing short of amazing. The earth pony was trapped, in front of her a shadow-formed Lyra was shoving a huge black shaft into her mouth, making any cries of bliss muffled while behind her, the real Lyra, as Sombra, was pounding into her body. It was all kinds of perfect.

Inexperienced with a stallion's body, but an eager and quick learner, Lyra unloaded for the second time in his wife, his body tensing up and sending more hot seed into Sweetie Drops. He wanted to do something special for his beloved mare, and so the dark magic reached out to their special toy chest and retrieved the horn sheathe. "Brace yourself, naughty filly, Schlongbra owns you now." Fitting the phallus to his horn, Lyra tilted his head down and shoved deep into Sweetie.

Being used by the most powerful stallion in Equestrian history tickled so many of Sweetie's kinks that she couldn't even focus on one of them; that it was actually Lyra, her loving and silly wife doing it, pulled the events firmly into the category of "best day ever".

"Sombra! I will defeat… you…" Princess Celestia, Bringer of Justice, trampled down the door to the married couple's bedroom and froze. She took in the sight of Sweetie Drops, still having her throat reamed by a shadow-creation's shaft, while behind her Sombra apparently had some sort of dildo on his horn and was suddenly halted, looking sideways at Celestia. "What…" Words failed to work correctly, everything seemed harder to focus on.

"Ohh, that looks like fun Tia, can I be Sombra next time?" Twisty had stuck her head in beside her lover, sensing none of the malevolence and only love, she hadn't expected the battle that Celestia had.

"Your Highness!" Lyra jerked back fast, unfortunately dislodging the horn-dildo from his horn before getting it out of Sweetie. "Is something wrong?"

Sweetie Drops was absolutely mortified. "Fmmmfmfmf!" She tried to pull back but the "shadow Lyra" had a good grip on her neck and was having none of it.

"You aren't Sombra… but you are." Celestia squinted at Lyra. "We need to talk, I think. Please… get cleaned up." Celestia had to try to herd Twisty from the room, the changeling almost looking like she wanted to join in the couple. She employed a little alicorn magic in repairing their door and restoring some privacy.

Muted shouting came from the bedroom and, moments later, Sweetie Drops and Lyra stepped out. "I can explain, Your Highness." Lyra, looking like the most miserable Sombra ever, started using magic to make some tea. "It was all a costume, I was going to Nightmare Night as Sombra. I wasn't there when he did it, but from what Princess Luna said, it was Discord's fault."

Tea. Celestia knew now for sure this wasn't the real Sombra. That stallion wouldn't have thought to make tea. "Discord has a way of getting this kind of mayhem going. I can assume Luna was costumed as Nightmare Moon?" Lyra nodded to her. "Any others I should know about?"

Sweetie carried a tray of sweet chocolates over to the table, while her partner arranged tea. The poor mare was still blushing hotly.

"Princess Twilight is a changeling queen." As Lyra spoke she tapped her hoof, counting.

"A changeling queen? Specifically a queen?" Twisty's attention had been stolen from the stallion's body to his words. "I need to ask her some things!"

"Go on… Lyra Heartstrings?" Celestia got a nod from the big unicorn stallion; she smiled.

"Applejack is an alicorn… we have a few of those now. Hope is Princess Cadance, as is little Apple Bloom. Muffins…" As Lyra was about to continue, her snout dropped open.

"What is the matter?" Celestia had started sipping her tea, not realizing there was a little canine sneaking up on her.

"Muffins was dressed as you, Your Hi-" Lyra, too, hadn't noticed Nuzzles.

Celestia beamed in delight. "Celestia is fine, but you say there are two Cadances?" Lyra nodded and noticed Nuzzles just as a head dipped under Celestia. "What is the-" Celestia's eyes went wide a moment and she was about to jerk back from the table when the most delightful of sensations poured from her teats. Two little mouth had found them and, while suckling, started to draw milk from her. She stared ahead, surprise and relaxation warring in her as Nuzzle's tail swished rapidly.

"I am so sorry Your… Celestia, I will get rid of him." Lyra started to light his horn when Celestia lifted a hoof in a placating manner.

"I know not what this… pet, is." Celestia felt lethargy spread, it felt very good indeed to let the pup keep going. "But he is doing me no harm."

Lyra and Sweetie, both, were trying to work out if they should push the matter, when a single head under the alicorn princess exclaimed, "This is the best ever!" The sounds of more suckling were soon heard.

"Well, uh…" Celestia was finding it a little hard to focus. "Sorry little one, you need to stop." she tugged Nuzzles away from her—now puffy—udder with her magic. He got one more little nip in before surrendering to the alicorn. "Give me a moment."

"He is like that, isn't he? It's pretty intense, every time." Sweetie was blushing hotly as she spoke, it probably wasn't right to speak to Princess Celestia like this, but then, she had just broken in on them.

"He is. Does he have any brothers or sisters in need of a home?" Celestia kissed both the plant-creature's noses, getting a soft bark from each. "So, we need to find Discord and ask him very nicely to change everything back."

"That's a problem." Lyra lifted one big hoof and rubbed the back of his head. "Fluttershy was dressed up as a cockatrice…"

"It shouldn't affect him, he might even be faking." Celestia pondered her words. "Can she feed on him?" Lyra nodded. "Astounding, okay, so," Celestia took a deep breath, giving Nuzzles another kiss, "we ask her nicely to turn him back-" She stopped talking when she saw "that look" on Lyra's face again. I never knew Sombra's face was so expressive.

"She is really big, and not in control of her hunger. A… specialist was consulted, claimed it could take anywhere from a week to a month for her to be sated and be able to release Discord." Lyra put a foreleg around his wife and hugged Sweetie against himself. "I will be honest, I am going to thank him when he is out."

Celestia hid her reaction, Twisty did not. "Oh, liking things from the stallion point of view? You know, there are these deer…"

"I know about the deer." Lyra looked across at the changeling queen, still not used to being the same height as royalty. "But this is different. My Bonny has a crush, and thanks to Discord I was able to make her little dreams come true." Lyra leaned down and kissed his now thoroughly embarrassed wife. He nuzzled her ears and whispered just for her, "and will keep doing so until things are back to normal."

A flash of green caught everypony's attention, three sets of eyes turned and focused on Twisty as the changeling grinned back with a smile that perfectly matched Lyra's for not just happiness, but lustiness. Celestia lifted a hoof. "Twisty, be careful, you ask their permission."

Lyra knew, under any normal circumstances, his wife would turn down the changeling queen without a second thought. "No, Sweetie is my wife, I appreciate the thought." He leaned down, pressing his ear to his Bonny's snout.

"Thank you. I couldn't say it…" Sweetie practically swooned against the huge, masculine shape of her wife… husband… whatever. She loved Lyra to pieces, but even if some part of her was thrilled at the idea of having two Sombras—if she wasn't at least friends with the second pony—she knew it wouldn't work.

"I got you." Lyra nuzzled Sweetie, kissing along her snout and trying to avoid letting the odd fangs in his mouth out to play.

"Ahem, well, we will be going now." Celestia lifted her heavy body up turning from the recovering couple. "Lyra Heartstrings," Celestia stopped, "I don't know why, but I feel I can trust you not to abuse the powers of that form."

Lyra blinked at the white alicorn. "Uh, sure. I have been using them… there isn't anything bad about doing that?"

Celestia smiled. "No, just don't get too carried away. Sorry to have intruded."

"Well that happened." Sweetie watched as her house was vacated by royalty. Well, except one. She looked up at the shoulder and head that towered above her. It was Sombra, everything her dirty little kink had wanted, and it was Lyra, everything her soul needed. "Come on, I want to see how good those shadow-clones are." Striding forward, pulling out from under Lyra's grip, Sweetie made sure to make her plot sway invitingly as she headed back to their bedroom.

"Maybe it considered your uniform as a costume?" Maddie was stirring a big pot. Behind her, Sunset was working adeptly, frying up some eggplant.

"I hope not. I have been working hard on this." Sunset checked the food and dumped her pan out, setting fresh strips in it to sizzle. She was surprised when a fleeting kiss landed on her cheek.

Mademoiselle drew back just as fast from her student and foal. "You have, and you really have talent for cooking. This soup is ready."

The dark form of a shadow construct trotted over with a serving pot for the soup. Without even asking about it—Maddie had learned her filly had quite astounding magical aptitude—she began to transfer the soup to the server. The dark pony trotted out of the kitchen on silent hooves.

"Oh, Princess Celestia is here." Sunset turned, the awareness she shared with her shadow creature tickled by the arrival. Trotting to the doorway herself, she looked out at the Princess and immediately ducked back. "Oh, that isn't fun at all…" A boiling patch of darkness formed over the burn on her snout. "We might want to stay in here."

"Silly filly, she is the Princes of the Sun." Maddie reached a wing out to hug Sunset. "How are those eggplants doing?"

Celestia pressed tight against her sister, wrapping one white wing forward and around Nightmare Moon, as one black wing coiled out and around Celestia's side. "How are you handling it?"

"Tia, it was hard at first," Luna took a deep breath, the scent of her sister calming her further, "but one pony has helped more than any other." She nuzzled the amazing mane of her sister.

"Oh? I would take a guess at Lyra Heartstrings?" Celestia felt Luna shake her head. "Then who, Lulu?"

"Lyra helped a lot, she showed me that nopony is bound by their form, but it was Hope who kept me on track." Luna drew slowly back, immediately missing the closeness of her sister. "I wonder how things would have gone, if Chrysalis hadn't been so… aggressive, to start with."

"Hope?" Twisty walked in from behind Celestia, looking around and freezing. Another changeling queen. The force of will of the mare was immense but despite this, Twisty's emotions twisted toward violence. This queen was a rival.

"Princess Celestia!" Twilight Sparkle, changeling queen, got up from having an odd breakfast with her family. The night had truly been a strange one, and sleep had been fleeting and short. She froze when she saw the other big changeling. She felt a press of instincts, of a reaction urging her to leap, attack. Twilight Sparkle closed her eyes and started counting.

Twisty stopped, blinking. All the control and "queenness" of the other pony suddenly fell away and she saw clearly who it was; Lyra had warned her after all. "Twilight Sparkle?" The pressure returned, but somehow knowing it was Twilight eased her instincts down. "You are looking great!"

Author's Note

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