"Okay, Gel, split for me." Twilight had the most adorable lab-coat on and the changeling was doing everything in his power not to glomp her and wrap around her and… "Gel? Gel… can you hear me?"

"Sorry Twi, distracted by something. So I have two splits already…" It took some effort to actually split when he wasn't sharing mass between two ponies. There wasn't anything to actually push against to break apart. He ripped, he tore himself into another piece. He could feel it, could feel the oddly numb feeling of it being apart but within seconds Gel couldn't actually feel the difference between himself and the other piece.

"So that is four, please, another." Twilight lifted up a little camera with an odd-looking lens. As the changeling started to pull apart Twilight clicked the button and the shot was taken. By the time she had the camera out of her view there was now three black goo-changelings… goo-duplicates… gooplicates. "See, now this should show me your magic stresses as you split." She cycled the camera and focused her magic into it. A single paper slowly pushed out showing the splitting changeling with an odd set of connected rings around him, like an aura.

"Hay, that is pretty cool." One of the Gels was beside Twilight, looking at the picture. "Would that be able to take a picture of the thing the parasprites do?"

Twilight stopped and blinked, her eyes widening. Before she could even say her new plan one of the gooplicates wandered off. "Getting the cage, but it will have to be you that gets it." Gel reached up, or at least one of him did, and booped her on the nose.

"Me?" Twilight blinked, her eyes having focused down to his hoof and going cross-eyed.

"Yes you. Remember, they suck my magic away and, much as it would be cool to test what it does, do you really want to have Rarity and Muffins inside me while it does?" Gel was returning with the upright cage holding a single parasprite. "So it has to be you, but don't worry Twilight, I will make absolutely sure the science gets done."

Twilight was in a little bit of heaven, not only was Gel letting her use him for some experiments but he was going to help her with another. A dreamy expression filled out her features. "Okay, it should come straight for me." Twilight gestured to the camera as she took the cage from one of the Gels.

"How many shots does this hold?" Gel looked down at the camera, working out the controls for it after remembering how Twilight had worked it.

Twilight was already opening the cage door. "It holds ten, make sure to get good ones." She cooed to the little parasprite, the thing seeming to understand that it was not only safe to come out but welcome too.

Gel held up the camera, or one of him did, the other two took cover so as not to attract the creature. It fluttered out and landed on Twilight's nose. "Okay, that is about the cutest thing… Twilight?" Gel sniffed the air, part of him, the part that had been very intimate with Rarity the night before, found her scent not just interesting but delicious.

Her name startled Twilight from her focus and she looked up at Gel. The parasprite was startled and flew away from her face and twirled around in the air. It stopped spinning looking at gel and, before either of the pair could do anything it flew right for the changeling. "Gel I…" Twilight didn't get any more words out before the parasprite landed gracefully on the changeling's exposed horn. It slid down it while gel looked to the magenta mare in panic. But it was too late, the thing began to drink and slurp up his magic. Gel's face curled into a smile and it looked really odd as his body became a slightly smaller-than-normal changeling. "Oh Celestia no…" But even as Twilight watched that particular Gel rendered to a mindless plaything, the other two peeked over the counter top.

"You think it looks odd, I can't even feel that part of me anymore!" Gel was staring at what had been him, the gooplicate had the camera hanging loosely from the strap around his neck and looked blankly up at Twilight. But it wasn't a gooplicate anymore, it was just a changeling drone.

"Oh, I have my own little Blank Flank." Twilight pranced over and rubbed the little parasprite where it sat atop the changeling's horn. "Gel, come on over, we get to have some fun today."

"Science fun or fun-fun?" Gel smiled and leaned in to rub against Twilight. He had a plan and had already sent his remaining copy out to fetch something.

"Science fun of course. Fun-fun is for later." She lifted the camera up and started taking photos, watching through the viewfinder as the parasprite settled its probes down into the changeling body's head. "Oh this is pretty cool, hay Gel, look at…" Twilight was suddenly blinking. There was another parasprite on her nose and, unlike the last one, this one fluttered up and started to work down her horn. "Gel…"

One of the Gels grabbed the camera and aimed it right at Twilight's head. "Calm down, lets get these shots."

Twilight was annoyed, but not a lot, she settled and stood still, feeling the odd sensation of her magic being slowly drawn away. Then the first tingle in her head as the parasprite started. The camera clicked.

"This is fascinating, do all these strands really do something?" Twilight heard Gel, but it was getting harder to think, she turned to him just as the camera clicked again. "Oh, now there are bigger ones, are these what finally lock you away?" Click and click again. Twilight was having more and more trouble thinking, the last thoughts in her echoing, empty head were the counting. She got to nine and sighed, she didn't need to count anymore.

"There, so with the science done I am going to have some fun. Fun Time? Come on over here girl." Fun looked up at the pony talking to her, she smiled widely. "There is my little Fun Time. You just want to listen to everything I say and take it all in, nothing else is worth thinking on. You too Blank Flank, I think you are both going to become very good friends today."

Gel was in heaven. He not only had Twilight completely under control but he had another stallion too, something that hadn't actually happened before. That the stallion was him was a bonus, a delicious bonus. He paused. "Wonder if I am going to remember everything you do, Blank?" Gel booped the changeling drone on the nose.

Blank Flank smiled, his new best friend Fun Time was beside him and the pony talking seemed awesome. "Blank, you are going to be a big tough stallion, so brave and fierce. You won a big battle!" Blank's eyes widened, he must be a tough stallion, if he had won such a battle. He nodded eager to hear more. "And this mare here, Fun Time, was a gift to you from the queen of the land. She is yours, not just to be your friend but to be your toy."

Fun Time followed what this pony was saying but it wasn't making much sense to her, until they turned and locked eyes. "And Fun Time, you have been a little slave mare all your life, you managed to keep chaste all this time but now, now you are the sex toy of the mighty warrior, Blank Flank." Fun's eyes widened, she turned to look at Blank and nuzzled him. He was her owner, which was good to know, now she could do everything he wanted her to.

"Blank, you feel an ache, a need, you cannot rest until your new toy carries your foal." Gel whispered it to his copy, the ear he spoke into twitching a few times before perking forward. "Mighty warrior, your rooms await and have been enchanted to make your seed more virile!"

Blank managed to break his gaze from his new mare. He nodded to the strange pony and followed him. Up long stairs, Blank led the way and could smell his mare behind him. But he mustn't go too fast, his room was just ahead.

Gel stepped aside as he opened the door. "Mighty warrior, your rooms are here, your mare is prepared and, with a full day of rutting her, you are sure to sire a foal upon her." Gel bowed as his mindless duplicate trotted into the room and looked back.

Fun trembled under the gaze, the words made her feel hot but a little scared at the same time. "Go, slave, be good to your master." There was a tremble that ran through Fun, he was her master, she knew that because she knew it. She marched into the room and lifted her head high. Gel closed the door as he watched the brave 'slave girl' turn and offer herself to the stallion. "Well, that is going to be a whole day of good memories right there…"

Muffins was having just about the best day ever. There were plenty of packages but she also made sure to shift her hips on occasion and feel the shape buried inside her. Each beat of her strong wings caused her flank to twitch, by the time she got to mid-morning she was so worked up and struggling to keep her 'derpy' persona that just the thought of doing this for a week was the sweetest of agonies. "Hay Muffins?" She had been flying, distracted, and looked to see Rainbow Dash wing in beside her.

"Oh, hi Dash!" Rainbow squinted at the mare, something seemed a little off about her. "Lovely weather, thanks!" It played to the aqua mare's pride perfectly and Dash turned to be flying backwards, easily keeping the same pace as the slower pony.

"Aw it's nothin', easy making a perfect day when you are the best flier in all Equestria!" Muffins watched her friend flex. For all Dash's faults, and she had many, the mare was nothing if not loyal to Twilight.

"About the Crystal Empire," Muffins watched as Dash's features suddenly turned to fear, "I need to ask, how does Cadance taste?"

Dash forgot to flap a few times and lost height but quickly recovered and flew back up beside Muffins. Blushing hard, she looked anywhere but at the gray mare. "Uh… um…"

"I bet it was amazing, just being able to be with the one you loved so much." The words from the mailmare spiked Dash in a way she couldn't have predicted. It was all true.

"Yeah, she was…"

Muffins waited for Rainbow Dash to continue but she was growing more and more sure that the pegasus had lost track of her words. "Dash?"

"Huh? Oh, yeah, she was good. Like, imagine what it would be like, if you had found the one pony you just knew, without any doubt, without any fear, was your one true special somepony. Then they tell you to give them pleasure." Dash's wings stopped and she just glided. "Her lips were perfect, her pearl was perfect. Even her taste was-"

"Perfect?" Muffins' voice startled Rainbow and she glanced around to work out where she was and who else might be listening.

"Yeah… I almost wish she had kept me." Rainbow Dash felt something deep inside strain at saying that.

"Did you tell her? Maybe she would like to?" Muffins smiled at the mare, her eyes dancing. It was almost like teasing, but kinda the exact opposite.

"Tell… tell Cadance? A princess? She is married!" Dash felt more and more indignation pile on with each question. "How could I-"

A gray hoof was suddenly pushed into the amazing pegasus' mouth. "You ask her by asking her. Oh, I know, we could send her a letter inviting her down. She has a stallion, and I know Shining Armor loves her, but an extra mare in the bedroom doesn't break your vows, it makes a herd."

Dash was lost again, her eyes glazed over as she suddenly thought on what that would be like. For one, she would be about the only pegasus in the Crystal Empire, for another it would be…

Muffins didn't know what to do, Rainbow Dash was falling out of the air, her brain so distracted from flying that she didn't seem likely to recover. Not wanting to have to tell Twilight she killed one of her friends by talking dirty to her, Muffins did the only other thing she could. She reached out with her magic.

Rainbow Dash did hit the ground, but only hard enough to jolt her from her daydream and realize there was a field of magic that apparently saved her. She looked around the ground for a unicorn. The magic suddenly faded with a pop.

"Dash! Are you okay? I just… I just don't know what went wrong?" Muffins tried the phrase out, she had used it to confuse the mare before and hoped it would work again.

"Mu-Muffins? What… what are you?" Rainbow Dash looked up, seeing an alicorn floating down on wide-spread gray wings. It would have been absolutely majestic if the mare didn't have eyes staring alternately down at the ground and up into the air.

"Oh, my disguise…" Muffins stopped, having caught her own reflection from the lake beside them. "Uh, I guess you got me, Dashy, I am an alicorn princess, and I have a special, secret mission for you!"

Rainbow Dash's confusion was swept away. "This is… awesome! Just like Daring Do and the Burning Prince!"

Author's Note

Damn it but that is a good word, yoink!

Well, now Muffins' secret is out, can Rainbow Dash keep it without telling everypony? Can Muffins work out how to get Rainbow Dash into Cadance's bed, hopefully with a camera filming it? Can Gel really get away with brain-washing himself and Twilight and getting them... him... definitely them, to screw all day?

I think yes.

Also, that is officially my favorite emoji now, within the context of this series of course.

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