Pony Pint was a pale yellow unicorn with red and orange hair. She loved fun things and donuts, mostly chocolate donuts. But this particular summer day was not the right time for donuts.
She looked up and squinted her light purple eyes at the sun. The warmth of summer burned across her backside. She licked her lips in hopes of adding some moisture to them, this was a lost cause. She rubbed the back of her head, it was getting hotter.
Suddenly her ears picked up a heavenly sound, the tilted it it's direction. She turned her head to see what she'd been hoping for. A large white ice cream truck drove down the road and came to a stop as some ponies rushed towards it as though they would dog pile it. She walked like a zombie and made her way to the end of the line.
As the number of ponies behind her excelled, the amount of storage space in her bladder did not. She ran from her place in the line and towards the nearest porta potty. She soon found one, it sat there in fascinating glory, she then noticed it was locked. Pony grew frustrated, she knocked on the door three times and looked back at the line. Once she looked back to the potty it had vanished mysteriously.
She grumbled and walked towards another porta potty, it wasn't locked to she stepped inside. The room was small and smelled like...well like poop. She did her business and then began to day dream about what ice cream she might pick. She licked her lips as she though about Chocolate Fudge Swirl!
Suddenly she heard a honk and rushed out of the potty. She stopped and then looked at the line, it had grown and no one had held her place. She trudged to the end of the line sadly, her head hung in shame.
The sun grew hotter as the minutes passed by. More and more ponies joined the back of the line. The pony behind her was a mother with a rather annoying child who insisted on screaming for ice cream. She politely let them cut in front of her, as did everypony else when they heard the young pony.
Suddenly, Rainbow Dash zoomed in the back of the line, "I need ice cream!" She yelled, and because she was the best pony everypony let her cut in line, everyone behind Pony Pint that is, she just stared in shock at Rainbow Dash, she was best pony, but she hadn't gotten there first and wouldn't receive any cuts in line. Instead, Pony just stared.
"Your best pony!" She hoped up and down excitedly, "can you sign my forehead?"
Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes and mutter the word 'fans' She then reached out her hoof for a pin. Pony pulled out her pin purse and gave her a marker, soon she let the rainbow haired pegasus pass her inline. Pony gave a small squee and found a burst of energy. She tried to look at the signature on her forehead but couldn't.
She waited for another half hour, suddenly the ice cream vending pony called from inside his truck, "I'm all out of ice cream!"
Pony grumbled from her place inline. Everypony left their places in search of some shade, or lemonade. She just stood there and hoped towards the truck. She smiled at him.
"You sure you don't have any left?" Pony Pint asked, giving a puppy whimper to the stallion. She stared with large puppy eyes.
"Yes ma'am, most of it melted while I was here." He replied and began to shut the window slowly.
"Do you have any cups?" She asked, sticking her head inside, ignoring the danger of the window.
"Yes ma'am, but what do you want 'em for?" He asked.
"Milkshakes!" She grinned.
"No ma'am, it's all practically just milk." He groaned.
"Hey...don't they have air conditioners in these things?" Pony began to get suspicious.
"Yes, but mine aren't working properly and I forgot to have it repaired." He replied.
"Dude, you do know you could get fired for that right?" Pony tilted her head.
"Yes I know, but my boss said to work no matter what." He pushed her head away and slammed the window shut.
"Then your not doing what your boss said!" She cried as he drove away. She began to chase the truck for a while but the sun took away her energy. she looked up at the sky, "Why don't you want me to get ice cream you big mean writer girl!"
I don't have any ice cream so why should you? Pony began to ponder this for a while. Then she looked back up, "cause if I don't you never will" she sighed. "I am your ponysona anyway."
Suddenly a cloud appeared over her and began to take form as a flying ice cream truck. She gasped as it landed next to her, the window opened majestically. An angel who resembled a paler her was behind the window and handed her a free ice cream cone. Heavenly music filled the streets as the truck flew back into the cloud.
Suddenly the angel said in a beautiful voice, "nice head signature!"
Pony ignored her angel self and licked her lips. She admired the chocolate fudge swirl for a brief moment, talking in the feeling of coldness in her nose as she smelled the dairy treet. Suddenly she realized something, something horrorfuly wrong.
She looked up to the sky in disbelief. She then looker back at her ice cream. One scoop of chocolate fudge swirl sat upon its waffle cone throne!
Pony looked up angrily, "hey! I wanted two scoops!"
Author's Note
If I could explain the number of spongebob puns in here I promise, i would.
