Okay, so I haven't written a fic in a zillion millennia (literally). But I've just seen MythrilMoth's blog post “The Importance of Research to Writing," in which he says, and I quote:

don't just pretend to know shit. Look shit up and THEN pretend to know it.

So, since I've had four years of Biblical Hebrew as well as a course titled “Historical Hebrew Grammar," I figured I'd follow his advice. Hey, it's something I know a little about, right? So why not carry it to a ridiculous extreme (and maybe get the creative juices flowing again!)? Plus it's Purim! Yaaaay! So here goes!