Do You Know The Muffin Man

by Ampedelectric

Rating: mature
Tags: Horror, Dark
Length: 1023

A man that carries muffins you say? Maybe so...

Twilight goes through multiple deaths of her friends. After going on for days paronoide she finds her self all alone by the cereal killer konown as the muffin man.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-06 10:38:37 UTC

Chapter 1

Chapter 1

By: Ampedelectric

(Heavy breathing) Twilight and Rainbow are engaging in a bar fight. Twilight screams in fear as a gunshot is hurd, and a lifeless body that belonged to none other than Rainbow Dash flew through the air soon crashing into the window at the bar's front.

Twilight, now coated in a thick layer of blood realizes she needs to get the fuck out of there. Without further or do twilight focuses her magic in her horn and sends a blast of energy that envelops her whole body. With a quick flash she is gone.

  Now safely inside her treehouse she runs into the bathroom and starts a shower. Sitting on the couch reading a comic is spike her little assistant. He hears sobbing and goes to check it out. Soon recognizing the sobs as twilight’s he is immediately concerned.

“Twilight? Hey twilight you ok in there?” Still sobbing twilight responds “Not now spike I just got soap in my eyes”. Spike didn't believe a word she said but decided to roll with it. “Uh...ok...well sorry for bothering you.”

Finally alone twilight continues to think about what happened back at the bar. “Why did rainbow have to cheat?! I should have known those stallions were bad news”(Sigh).  Three weeks after the shooting twilight finally is starting to go out more and reclaim her once prideful life.

Twilight is sitting at home reading a book on magic. There's a knock on the door so twilight gets up to check it out. She opens the door to find a cardboard box that has her address printed plainly on the top. “I don't remember ordering anything…” twilight said as she curiously picked up the box and shook it.

  While doing so a drop of a red substance landed on her cheek. “What the hell” twilight exclaimed sorta surprised by the liquid. A now curious twilight went back into the kitchen and grabbed a box cutter. Once returning to the box she took the sharp tool and forced it upon the boxes tape. With a (szzp) the cardboard flaps now could fly open. This now revealing a horribly mutilated body. With a scream and a thud their now lay an unconscious twilight.

  Hours later... Twilight woke up in a cold sweat in her comfortable bed the crack of dawn just upon her. Memories from the previous day flooded back in a heart stoping collision. Immediately cheating her surroundings she got up off her bed and continued to the kitchen.

There was a faint smell in the air. "Smells almost like meat" whispers twilight under her breath. Now approaching the kitchen door she proceeded to turn the knob. What lie on the other side would shock her worse than an electric chair.

Chapter 2

Chapter 2

By: Ampedelectric

  As twilight opend the door the was a hissing sound. Right behind the counter was a glob of white sticky fluid. "Spike did you get excited again?!" Twilight said in a corse voice. Smelling the sweet aroma of this new found substance she began to ease it to her muzzle.

Carefully she stuck out her tongue and prepared for the salty flavor to fill her mouth. Alas that sensation never came, but instead a sweet creamy flavor flooded her mouth. "Oh...this is so good" twilight said as she began to greedily suck her hoofs.

  Gazing upon a pot on the top of the lit stove she realized was still on. A red liquid bubbling in side the walls of the pot. Twilight now in a peronoied mood looked inside to see a disfigured head that belonged to spike. Twilight let loose and the contents of her stomach spilled before her. After she got back in it she saw a folded price of paper on the counter.

The paper read "look to the hills, look from afar, where ever you look I'm watching you in my car. -The Muffin Man."

  Twilight now freaking out gone 90% mad took a bowl and filled it with spike soup. After finished twilight took the skin of the baby dragons head and plastered it on her face. Once she completely lost her mind she shoved tooth picks into her pupil and ripped off her skin on her hooves.

Twilight has gone completely insane from the killing and is now going to be a victim for her self or will the real twilight emerge once again and take back her body....

  Well we're not done yet folks so yeah.... Twilight knew this wasn't right so she ran up stairs and found a cross and swallowed it. Five days later she returned to her normal self (despite led poisoning) and was doing ok. Getting over the deaths of two friends can be a hell of a time. However now that twilight has a holy cross inside her she is safe.

Right? Wrong!

Not after a few hours she got home she heard a slight pitter patter on the ground just outside her bedroom. She rose a hoof and started biting it nervously! "Oh gosh... oh lord.... Ohhhhh FUCK ME JERRY!!".

  Twilight now in a panicked state jumps off her bed and runs to her closet. Once their she rolls a joint and begins sucking on it for all her life. Once high she stumbles back to her head and starts trying to climb up. The noise coming closer by the minute.

She breaks down in tears whal the figure approaches from behind. A shaking twilight turns around. There stands a 6 foot tall being with 2 legs and 2 arms standing in a vertical position.

  Twilight sees the shimmer of a blade in his hand. In one solid motion the blade slices through her. Blood spurts from her neck. With another whip of an arm and the satisfaction of the blade entering the victims stomach twilight now collapses in a pool of her own blood.

The last thing she hears is "now you know the muffin man". The light in her eyes fades away and the muffin Mann takes out a blueberry muffin and removes twilights panties. "Now for the fun stuff...he..he....hee".