Dearest Luna, CHAOS AND INSANITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!
View Online
Insanity and Chaos are NOT the Same Thing
Dearest Luna, CHAOS AND INSANITY ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!!!
I, Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, AM NOT THE SPIRIT OF INSANITY!!!!!
I swear that the pony known as Luna, has gotten on my nerves quite a lot lately. She is continually saying that "insanity" and "chaos" are the same thing! Which they are not!
The true definition of "insanity" is the state of being mentally ill! Not complete confusion and discorder like "chaos"! Yes, I did just poof up a dictionary if you were wondering.
BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT! The point is that I am right about the two words being totally different unlike Princess Moon Butt.
Would you like to hear how this all started? Well, if you don't, then too bad, you have to listen anyway!
So it all began while I was practicing my magic in my magical domain/chaos constructed dimension that I call home, when all the sudden Moon Butt came up out of nowhere! I swear she was so close to being hit by my magic. Her sister would of killed me for touching one of her sweet and precious hairs.
After that big disaster, Luna and I (mainly Luna) was nearly trampled by cute bunnies who had the legs of a pony! Luckily I escaped my doom, but I soon regretted my mistake to leave Luna in the way of those magnificent creatures and laugh at her as the sudden trampling began.
By the end of her being in the way of certain death, she was full of dirt that had come out of nowhere and all of her jewelry was ruined. I say, the face she had on when she realized what had happened was terrifying! She gave me a long, hard, and nasty glare until she disappeared.
How rude I thought to myself, but Luna was never the element of generosity, so I guess I had to forgive her for that one time, even though she had made plenty of mistakes such as *cough* becoming Nightmare Moon *cough*. We all need a second chance, some even a third.
A few days passed without any sign of Luna. I began to worry that Celestia and Luna were planning a huge revenge or even banishment just because I laughed at poor Ol' Moon Butt, but seriously, WHO WOULDN'T?!
But the point was, I was worried even though I had no right to do so. How can I, Discord, the Spirit of Chaos, Bringer of Discord, (My personal favorite) and friend of the Element of Kindness, be scared of silly little princesses?
Finally, after three to four long days of thinking, pranks, some chaos, and eating Sandwiches with Flutters, I had found Luna. I was delighted at the fact no revenge had been planned, or at least I thought revenge had not be planned. I even baked her a cake..... (Which ended up being Celestia's.... I have to say, Sun Butt can truly devour cake like it is no one's business) It didn't end well... But Luna just gave me a patient smile and said. "You insane Spirit you. No wonder you are the Spirit of Insanity!"
I immediately hissed at her and said back "I am not the Spirit of Insanity! I am the Spirit of Chaos!" Which was met with the reply that made me want to tape her mouth shut, but I know Flutters wouldn't like that since, "friends" don't do that kind of stuff.
"Same thing," she said back.
Now I warn you, never, I mean NEVER, call chaos insanity!
With that said, she left with a puff of smoke which immediately made me cough. I had the feeling that she was done there. And OH BOY! She was definitely not done With me!
={Luna's POV}=
I have done it! I have found the Spirit or Chaos's weakness! Yes, I know all you ponies already know that the Elements of Harmony can take down Discord, but I have found a more efficient way of doing it! (Not really)
As some of you ponies may know, Discord had me trampled by wild Bunny Hooves as he says. I have been planning revenge on that rascal since that day, I have been wanting to just do one large revenge, but I have now found out what is weakness which I have been using on him.
It's funny how a powerful creature such as Discord, could get so angry and annoyed that he would banish himself to the moon! My moon! I did not like his way of handling things so I kicked him off of the moon. Literally.
For now, I have stuck to just annoying him by anyway I can and saying chaos and insanity is the same thing. Of course I do know the difference between the two words, but I choose not to say it just in case Discord is around.
Discord, in my opinion, is as easily annoyed as Twillight when something doesn't go as planned or her sister-in-law has been fillynapped and replaced by an evil pony, but no pony noticed which left her to get annoyed and angry. It's is surprising that I know that what happened I hear you say. Well of course I know that, it is important for me to take care of my beautiful and glourious kingdom. (It's not just mine you complainers)
Discord just won't ignore me whenever I say that insanity is the same thing as chaos. It has gotten to the point where I am annoyed by my foolish ways, yet I still won't surrender to that creature. Not now, not ever!
Just a reminder to you ponies, remember, tell Discord the next time you see him, that insanity and chaos are the same thing. Do it for me, Luna, Princess of the Night.
={Discord POV}=
Can you believe it? Luna hasn't stopped with her nonsense! It has been two days already!
I swear dearest Moon Butt that you will pay for the annoyance you have given me!! You and you cake loving sister. Yes, I know you helped your sister Celestia. Trust me, I know things.
This has gotten way too annoying for me! Even the pink pony known as Pinkamena Diane Pie is more bareable (is that even a word?) than Luna's wretched and petty game. I cannot stand this anymore!!
I shall be victorious and conquer Moon Butt and her allies who helped her in this stupid and disgusting thing called "Annoy Discord" (Yes, Luna has named what she is doing).
For now, I will just lay in my bed, wrapped in my cozy blankets and sleeping soundly. Good night/morning to everypony! Discord Out!