fun times

by baroke

Rating: everyone
Tags: Human, Second Person, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 554

3 guys in a fuuuuuunnn [sarkasam] situation

you are ________ a random guy with 2 great friends

first story so criticize me to death

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-25 04:34:32 UTC

a new start

fun times

A

FRESH

START

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"uuugghh" you say as you groggily crawl out of the dirt. "what happend" you say ad begin to work the kinks out of you back.

"don't know, don't care" you hear your freind Damion say as he uses his hands to comb the dirt out of his hair. "all i know is that i am in a bad mood" you look over as a Caucasian hand point upward out of a ditch. " i concur" the owner of the hand[aka Dave] states.

after every one had said their opinions you state" that got us no were" disappointed you trudge for word towards what seems to be a town from the 1800s.

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after a 5 minuet walk chack full of "are we there yet"s we finally get to town. "well this is a dump" Damion says.

"yeah well you don't even have a town" you hear from the bushes. and you TOOOTAALLLYYY didn't scream like a little girl.

Damion being as insane as he is jumped into the bush and grabbed the assailant. ... 1. why was there 2 pones in a bush 2. WHY WAS IT TALKING. and screaming.

"sssshhhhh, its gonna be alright" he says as he covers the purple ones mouth [ don't ask] and me and Dave restrain skittles. "if i let go will you stop screaming" Damion states. "mmm hmmm" she says.

"OK" he releases her. " OH CELESTIA PLEAS SAVE ME" he grabs her again. and i got punched in the face by skittles "  OH COME ON DUDE" i then put her in a head lock to knock her out. Damion does so as well.

"OK guys we have to get out of here" we all bolt into the forest. i feel something hit my head. i touch the wound and see blood. " oh dear" its all blank after that.

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you wake up only to find yourself hanging upside down by your feet. "ugh" you say as youopen your eyes.

"hey its waking up. twilight!". 'oh thank god' you think as you notice its short bipedal form. 'must be a kid' you think.

"a human finally, can you get me down" you say in relief. " and do you know whats going on" you realy hope he does

"we were about to ask you the same thing" 'oh god skittle head is back' " and what do you mean human"

"you know me, my friends, the child you most likely kidnapped" they looked very confused when i said that.

"what do you mean foalnaped him, i-i raised him from an egg" she said which by the way was the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

"here is how i know your not only a kidnapper but a stupid one is how humans" you point to the lizerd- wait what.

"what do you mean human" the thing asks. " i'm a dragon"

"you know what i'm done what i'm done, were are my friends"

"over here dude"Dave says in annoyance. " you didn't notice us before. realy!" you turn around and see him scowling at you

you know knowing were your friends are you reach up to untie your- were the knot. " WHAT!" you say startling purple pony to drop you on your head and then darkness.