Rainbow Dash eats books

It was a sunny day out. All the ponies were playing outside, talking, or even just walking. Twilight Sparkle was busy organizing books when suddenly Rarity and Applejack came running through the door.

"What are you girls doing?" asked Twilight, but they shushed her. She heard Rainbow Dash outside.

"Hey! Derpy, let me take care of that book for ya," she said.

Twilight heard a chomping sound, and Derpy Hooves crying.

"HAHAHA!"

"She's going nutzo!" said Pinkie Pie.

"I completely agree!" replied Rarity.

"Girls, we need to start helping her." said Twilight.

Suddenly, the door swung open. Rainbow Dash proceeded to eat every book, from Pony History, to Clopping for Eggheads. Spike wondered why Twilight needed that book.

"RAINBOW DASH, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP,"

Dash stared into Twilight's eyes, using the stare Fluttershy always used on her animals.

Then she said "no."

So then Twilight used her horn to blow up Equestria.

The End