Rainbow Dash eats books

by ColorfulBrony

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Drama, Comedy
Length: 159

Rainbow Dash has grown a fetish for eating books eever since she first read Daring Do. Will it spiral out of control, or end up with Dash going to thertherapy?

This is my first fanfic so please don't hate. Friendship is Magic

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-25 16:29:08 UTC

EAT EM ALL

It was a sunny day out. All the ponies were playing outside, talking, or even just walking. Twilight Sparkle was busy organizing books when suddenly Rarity and Applejack came running through the door.

"What are you girls doing?" asked Twilight, but they shushed her. She heard Rainbow Dash outside.

"Hey! Derpy, let me take care of that book for ya," she said.

Twilight heard a chomping sound, and Derpy Hooves crying.

"HAHAHA!"

"She's going nutzo!" said Pinkie Pie.

"I completely agree!" replied Rarity.

"Girls, we need to start helping her." said Twilight.

Suddenly, the door swung open. Rainbow Dash proceeded to eat every book, from Pony History, to Clopping for Eggheads. Spike wondered why Twilight needed that book.

"RAINBOW DASH, I COMMAND YOU TO STOP,"

Dash stared into Twilight's eyes, using the stare Fluttershy always used on her animals.

Then she said "no."

So then Twilight used her horn to blow up Equestria.

The End