Food Battle XI

by Dont Fuckin Up

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Human
Length: 1880

Twilight participates in the food battle this year.

The food battle of this year is near to start! Anthony is ready to defeat Ian this year with his new favorite food, the Chicken Leg! But there is a problem, they need a third contestant for the food battle in this year…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-04-02 20:57:23 UTC

Food Battle

A guy, wandering inside a house, making him happy fap time and...

"Ehhh, I do not want to hear old bother you, but you've been living in my house for one year and ..."

"What, are you going to kick me out!?, Because if so ..."

"Nonono ... you just"

"Ok, then go and let me finish!" Anthony ordered the boy, who runs scared and disgusted.

Mmm, as I said, this idiot was running his fap time and ...

"Anthony!" Hearing this the guy turns around and sees his best friend with a pink donut in hand.

"Ah, it's you Ian, is it normal that no longer surprises me you return my death?"

"Ah ...! Anyway, I want my revenge!"

"! You think your stupid pink donut can beat my new favorite food ?, roast chicken leg, you are very wrong, bitch!" At the end of the phrase Anthony takes a breath, maybe it was not a good idea to scream all that very quickly.

"Couple of assholes, what do you think you two are doing !?" The two are turned to see a guinea pig levitating in a cloud, it seemed like an adorable rat.

"Well ... the food battle this year Charlie" Ian answered scratching his head.

"What idiots they not read the rules? From food eleventh battle should be a third party."

"Ehh, there is nothing ..." Anthony said while reading a book that seemed to have more than 400 pages.

"Old ... rule number one"

"Ohhh, if it is true you are right, and also says ... the third contestant must be from another world, who wrote this shit?" Ian asks confused

"Old, write us"

"Oh sure ... eh Charlie, you can bring a third contestant?" Anthony asks the levitating guinea pigs.

"What, you think because I'm dead and I can speak I can bring someone magically?"

"Ehhhhh" The two nervous guys look at each other.

"No ... but I can bring someone who can yes"

"Great, bring it!" Anthony tells lively

"It is not necessary, is already here," replied the levitating dead guinea pig.

"Hello guys, hey do you want to see my new open magic portals?" Says a voice that sounds silly the other side of the door.

"Stevie ahhh shit ?," Anthony was not in the mood to deal with that fat today.

"Do not worry I'll take care old" Ian goes to the door and opens it.

"Hi Ian I ..." Stevie stops when Ian withdrew his new toy

"Thanks Stevie" Ian closed the door behind him.

"Great," Anthony replied, then the two put the object on the ground and Preden.

"And this, when it will bring the third contestant?"

"At any moment assholes" Charlie replied Anthony

Then the little penis -shaped device that brought Stevie began to create a portal in front of them , spat a small purple and portal be dissipated.

" Ahhh ... where ... I am ? " Being small saw two great apes in front of her with clothes and a levitating guinea pigs.

" Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh ! "

" Oh shit Stevie , you could not bring someone less Griton ? "

"Wait , can you talk? " The little I be talking about, this seemed a purple mini horse, except it had a horn and wings.

" Ofcourse we can, what kind of ignorant world come you from?"

" What ?, Equestria is not ignorant , and what kind of bald monkeys are you? "

"We are human , I'm Ian and is Anthony "

" I am a alicorn , and my name is Twilight , I wonder why I'm ... "

"What is your favorite food?" Anthony asked the confused alicorn .

"I dunno , I do not have favorites ... apples "

" Well, if you idiots think you can beat my pink donut , are very fucking wrong! " Ian screams while giving a big bite of his donut.

"Wait what? ... " Twilight question confused.

"Well then, start the food battle!" Charlie screamed

"Food what!?"

In an instant the two boys led to the alicorn to the table and were watching a catalog plenty of choice.

"Guys ... what are we doing?"

"Shut your mouth Twilight , see if your meals can be a DVD! " Ian cry

"Stop what is DVD? " Twilight question

[Roud 1-DVD]

(Ian)

Ian was in a room co a large TV and a DVD .

" Stupid stupid Anthony and alicorn Smarty will see the true power of a donut "

Ian then opens and puts the player in the small space the great donut, he press the "start" button, then as if nothing the player closes and reproduce in the TV an episode of adventure time.

"It works!" Ian says smiling , holding up a thumb.

V

(Anthony)

"Very good roast chicken leg, give me a good porno movie " Anthony said this puts the chicken leg awkwardly on the player tries to close, but can not because this is stuck.

"Damn!"

X

(Twilight)

The confused alicorn sees the device.

"I was supposed to get my apple into that little hole?" Twilight looks at the little player and after her apple.

"Yes, this will not work"

X

"Hey you little stupid, what are you doing?" Twilight hears a voice that sounded annoyed.

"Oh, who is this?" Ask the air

"I'm behind you ..." Twilight turns and sees the little guinea pig

"Oh, it's you Charlie"

"Yeah yeah yeah, I am, what do you think you're doing, why you gave up this round?" Question annoying little rodent

"It was useless, logically could not enter"

"Stupid, this is the Food Battle, anything can happen here, you look like a nerd, you know what ?, you have to forget everything you know and listen to your pulse idiocy, just so you can earn the food battle!"

"But why would want to win? Those guys scare me, all I want is to go home"

"For the winner can do whatever he wants, just so you can return to your friends back home with your horses fags, bye, the broads like you make me sick" Then the immoral rodent with its cloud disappears.

"... Ok, if what Charlie said is true only if I win this strange contest I can go home"

Back at the table... Anthony 's turn to choose the following product catalog

" Mmm , let's make a bookend "

" High , that exists? " Ian turns around and sees all the books he has read, with several folded pages.

[Rond 2-Bookend]

(Ian)

Ian was on the sofa home reading a book very appropriate, 50 Shades of Grey .

"Ahhhh this book is so boring, is not like the movie, Where are the draws of boobies, and the torture toys?"

Ian ignorantly gets up and he puts his pink donut on the last page he had read and closes the book, ruining the pages by the glaze donut.

X

(Anthony)

Anthony was in the same place as Ian , but was reading a stupid book of riddles for adults.

"Hahahaha, who would say, it was a huge cock fat and ugly."

Anthony gets up from the couch and put his chicken leg in the book, chicken fat but does great harm to reading.

V

(Twilight)

Twilight on the floor was reading a guide to tolerate fools.

" Mmm , good advice " Twilight satisfied closes the book and intelligently places a chopping apple in the pages of the book, which does not seriously affect the understanding of the book.

V

Now finally it was the turn of the alicorn to choose a product from the catalog, she chose...

"Let's see if you can make a golf ball"

"We can!" They say the two in unison.

[Roud 3- Golf Ball]

(Ian)

Ian, in the backyard of the house was dressed as a Scottish stupid and was holding a golf stick and donut in front of him was a golf hole.

"You know what we have in common, pink donut?, our balls are bigger than golf balls"

After that stupid joke Ian puts his donut in a bikini lady golf, this hits the donut with his stick, but as he hitted very strong, the donut got out of sight.

"Ehhh, homerun?"

X

(Anthony)

Anthony reaches the courtyard, looking at his opponent, a simple hole in front of him.

"Let's play golf "

Anthony prepares grilled chicken leg , this hits her slowly with his stick , but it was not far.

" Mmm " Anthony again hit the chicken leg, this time his chicken leg was in the hole... or at least, on this .

" Oooooh , Sign me up a Two "

V

(Twilight)

Now it was the alicorn , she placed her apple in position , she used her magic to hit the apple with the stick and went into the hole to the first.

"That was easy..."

V

While Ian searched the catalog next Twilight producer was thinking of possible strategies to win faster, while Anthony scratched his testicles .

"Let's see if you can make a dildo!" Ian says

"What?!" Anthony scared and wonder Twilight unison

"Old, we can not do that"

"Why not?, is my turn to choose."

"It's that old, we do not have a pussy... " That both Ian and Anthony turn around to see a purple alicorn disturbed .

"Please no"

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On the table were three contestants in the food battle , the two boys were feeling uncomfortable and Twilight was frozen, he had his heart a thousand and had a face of horror.

"Ehhh, I think I will choose a bow for target practice" says Anthony nervous , there was no opposition.

[Round5-Bow]

(Ian)

While in the courtyard Ian preparing his bow, Anthony was setting goals to shoot... until.

"Hey Anthony "

"What do you want now Ian?"

"Goodbye " Then Ian shoots an arrow , which impact on the testicles of Anthony who falls to the ground , Ian begins to laugh maniacally .

"Why did you do that ?, I thought you were friends ! " Twilight claims disturbed.

"HAHAHAHA, friendship does not compare to the pleasure of winning the battle food, also in the battle food no matter how many rounds you have won, but yes who survives to the end" Ian replied with his demonic voice

"It means , what if you die now I win?"

"In theory little unicorn "

Twilight without thinking twice with his magic runs an arrow to the head of Ian .

"Oh shit!" The arrow hits with Ian's head, Twilight was still somewhat shocked.

"It means... I winned?"

A man, who was dressed in formal black pants, a white shirt and a red tie is running rushed to Twilight, who was opening a portal with the indecent Stevie device.

"Twilight, Twilight!, you won the food battle this year, what will you do now?"

"I'll open a portal to Ponyville to go home with my friends" Answer Twilight cheerful.

"Great, can I go too?"

"NO!"