Hey there, I'm Rainbow Dash, coolest pony around. Yeah, I've gotten into some pretty bad things when it comes to flight school, but there's no need to worry, dad won't be blowing his top come a few days anyway. So I figure, why not see the sights? I hear Fillydelphia is pretty nice this time of year. If only I knew how much trouble that would be ...

Well, why not tell somepony about it, then?

This is a story based on the (in)famous "Catcher in the Rye." Yes, Rainbow Dash's character is a bit different, but I felt she fit the "Holden Caulfield" character the best.

Rated Teen for possible suggestive content later on in the story, and I don't want to risk it.

This story still needs cover art, but I'm sure some lonely cupcake will find one to make eventually. :P

Credit to _______ <- Gasp, I'm missing names for the story editors/proofreaders!