In Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie sighs, putting down the newspaper, looking at the person reading this story. "Guys, the story's over, there's no actual epilogue, go buy toy or go to a party or something..." A man named Yellowtail walks in.

"Hey Pinkie, did you know I finished a story the other day?" He asked.

"Yeah, the viewer won't leave," Pinkie replies. Yellowtail groans.

"Guys, the story's over, go home!" He said.

"Um, they already are," Pinkie said, flipping a page in her newspaper.

"I know! Let's make an epilogue with you in it!" Yellowtail said.

"Um, Yellow," Pinkie gestures around her with her hoof.

"Oh yeah, um, I dunno, song time?" He asks.

"Eh, sure why not?" Pinkie said. She pulls on a fedora. "So, Michael Jackson or the real Slim Shadey?" She asked.

"I dunno, let's go with good ol' Mikey! Shame he had to die so young. I think only Kesha would have warned him," Yellowtail said.

"Don't go breaking the fifth wall now, it's bad enough we've broke four," Pinkie said, exasperately. Oops, maybe this one was a mistake, I dunno, oh crap I'm supposed to be narrating, um, Pinkie starts playing the drums of the- well, drums! Yellowtail starts singing and everyone dies, the end, now I can go home, my room mate Jerry's making burritos tonight!

Author's Note

Don't blame me okay! I forgot to put complete and I thought people would be upset that I just put complete for no reason! WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel even worse that I used a Rarimogi!!!