Epic Rap Battles Of Equstria

Apple Bloom and Applejack growled at the massive machine in front of their orchard. They knew who was responsible for this, it was obvious. Flim and Flam. There was rumors going around about those two getting their own back at the Apple Family so that was another give away and their logo of F&F was on the side of the machine. A huge line of ponies were cued up for the cider they are selling.

"Everypony step up and get your self a nice drink!" Said Flim.

"It's better then those inbred Apples, trust us!" Said Flam.

"Who are you callin' inbred?!" Shouted Apple Bloom angrily.

"Oh, brother look who it is!" Said Flim.

"Ah, It's the rednecks!" Said Flam with a grin.

"Hey leave Apple Bloom alone assholes!" Said Applejack.

"Yeah! Leave me alone!" Said Apple Bloom, sticking out her tongue.

"That's it! I have an amazing idea!" Said Flim.

"What is it dear brother?" Asked Flam.

"Let's rap battle those apple freaks at Sugarcube corner!" Said Flim.

"Brilliant idea! They wont be able to beat us!" Said Flam.

"Fine lets go then!" Said Applejack as she walked off to Sugarcube corner, followed by Apple Bloom.

"You and your business is going down" Said Flim and Flam together before they teleported to Sugarcube corner.

Later On...

Applejack and Apple Bloom opened Sugarcube's door and saw Flim and Flam grinning at them.

"Let's do this" Said Flim and Flam.

"Yeah, lets" Said Applejack and Apple Bloom.

DJ PON-3 Grinned as she kicked in the beat.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUSTRIA

FLIM AND FLAM

VS

APPLEJACK AND APPLE BLOOM

BEGIN!

Flim:

This is gonna be easy bro/

Flam:

You got that right, now lets wreck these ho's/

Flim:

You farm ponies need some education/

Flam:

With all the ways be killing your business call it final destination/

Flim:

We make machines that can run you all out of business/

Flam:

We be makin' profits unlike you stupid farm bitches!/

Flim and Flam:

You better beg for forgiveness, not that we have any/

You used to have loads of customers but soon you'll be left with none and us with many!/

Apple Bloom:

Ha, That's a fantasy that ain't gonna happen/

Your as shit in making cider as you are in rappin'/

So go ahead, keep on yappin', so your skull and my hoof and keep on clashin'/

Applejack:

Clamin' we ain't educated yet you can't make good cider/

You really fucked up when you challenged us to a cypher/

Cuz you machine makers, not lyrical fighters/

Applejack and Apple Bloom:

You made a shitty mistake messing with Apple Acres/

Now y'all are gonna meet your maker

Flim and Flam:

Now, now audience who do ya believe/

The retard who made pinkie's cupcakes make us feel green/

And the other one who got bullied by her own cousin, Babs Seed/

Or the educated one's that can make steam machines!/

Applejack and Apple Bloom:

That's comin' from the idiots that made Trixie's career look successful/

Your raps are like your Cider, Resentful/

So when you mess with us you better tread careful/

Cuz we make you fearful

Flim and Flam:

Us scared of you? Stop dreaming/

Bitch, you just got a lyrical beating!/

So if I was you, I'd watch what I was speaking!/

Applejack and Apple Bloom:

Stop sayin' your educated, and were nothing/

All your machines are big, are you compensating for something?

Nah you can't even pleasure Derpy's muffin, so just quit with your bluffing/

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF EQUSTRIA