A Frosty Chill

by DeathFox4

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Mystery, Pinkie Pie, Horror, Dark, Main 6, Gore
Length: 1560

The next winter, Pinkie makes Frostbite.

The next winter, Pinkie makes Frostbite.

RAINBOW!

The next winter, Pinkie makes Frostbite.

Published 2016-03-27 16:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-27 16:40:01 UTC

A Frosty Chill

Point of View: My own!

I jump up and into the fourth wall and frown as I notice something. “Oh, that’s right! You guys don’t know who I am! Here let me fix that for you!”

Point of View: My own! Pinkie Pie

I land back on the ground. “There! Happy now?”

Behind me I hear Twilight mutter. “Who are you asking?”

“Oh, the audience of course!”

She blinks at me. “The…audience?”

“Yes!” I nod happily. She looks around the store of Sugarcube Corner.

“Ehrm. There’s nopony else here!”

“Exactly!”

She facehoofs. “I don’t even know why I bother anymore.”

“Cause you can’t accept the fact that I somehow know something you don’t so you try to logically make sense of it,” I gasp for breath. “and then you give up trying to make sense of it for a few days, until something new comes along and then you try to make sense of that new thing again like how I got a hold of a magical hat that turns snowpony’s sculpture into snowpony’s ponies and then,” I gasp again. “you’re worried that I’m going to do the same thing again this year, except he’ll be evil cause he looks evil and you’re considering how to stop me from doing it again because of the fact that the first new snow is tonight and you’re now looking at me all surprised cause I just read the script.” I close my mouth and smile at Twilight’s dumbfolded expression.

“Capiche?”

She faints.

I blink. “Oopsie. Uh…” I check my Pinkie sense. “Anybody else going to come in today?” I receive an ear flop with an eye twitch. “No? Okay, let me drag the script down. Let’s see….ah! There we go!”

I reach into the fourth wall and click the time-dial to tonight. I pull my hoof back into time-space reality and I smile eagerly as Twilight begins to stir.

“Ow…my head.”

“Hey there Twilight.”

She jumps into the air in shock. “What the hell? Pinkie were you just standing there waiting for me this entire time?”

“Yes!”

“Why?”

“Cause I can silly filly! Now com’on, let’s make a snowpony!” I dash out the door.

Behind me, Twilight shakes her head. “Not again.”

“I heard that!”

I ran outside and smile as I notice the fresh snow. “Rainbow DASHIE!” I hear an answering shout from the distance, and I step back as Rainbow Dash lands on the ground in front of me.

“Hey Pinkie! You called me?”

“Yeppers! Let’s make Frostbite again!” I reach into the snow and pull out the hat. “Ready?”

Rainbow yawns. “Yea, I would love to, but I’m kinda tired from pushing all these clouds into place. Maybe tomorrow?”

“Sure thing Dashie! I’ll have him ready to hang out with you!”

“Thanks! You’re the best! I’ll gather ‘em up before I visit you again!”

“Okie dokey loki! See ya! Tell AppleJack to be here as well!”

“Will do!”

She flies off. Behind me I hear Twilight mutter. “Ugh, this snow. Where is my house?”

“Sixty six point six degrees to your left Twilight! G’night!”

She turns in that directions. “Night.” I begin jumping up and down. Let’s see, how do we do this? Oh I know!

I extend my hooves and grab a big bunch of snow into one whole massive pile. I squeal in delight as I see the pile and I jump into it. I smile then I jump out of the snow leaving a perfectly molded pony figure. “Yay! Now for the hat!” I put the hat on him. I smile expectantly as I wait for Frostbite. Nothing happens. I feel my smile start to droop.

“Frostbite?” I poke at the snowpony. “You can quit hiding now?”

Silence.

“Frosty?”

Silence.

“Please stop, you’re scaring me.” I feel a tear dripping my cheek. “I just want my friend back.” I sigh dejectedly. “Maybe, maybe it just needs more time?” I smile as the thought warms my heart.

“Yea, that’s it! It just needs more time!” I walk over to Frosty and I give her a light hug. “See ya in the morning. I’ll have snowcones!”

I walk back inside.

Time Las⋸e: ????he N∞Xt Da$

I walk out in a chipper mood with the snowcones. Frosty is still in the same place from last night. I put down the snowcones and start chatting.

“Hey Frosty!”

Silence.

“Not feeling up to it are you?”

She nods.

“Well, I have some snowcones! Here, have one!” I hand her one and she silently takes one. She seems to nod before swallowing the entire cone.

“Delicious right? Want some more?”

She nods. I hand her another one and she swallows it whole. “I can’t wait for you to meet my friends again! I mean, I know you already met them, but they are just that cool!” My ear twitches, and I bounce happily.

“Oh lookey! They are right there!”

I turn and there in front of me are all my friends. They smile at me. They are so happy to see her and me again!

“Heya! Remember Frostbite?”

“Uh…Is it just me, or is that thing not moving?”

I shrug. “Frosty isn’t really feeling right up to it right now. But she’s still our friend!”

Twilight gives me a look, while cautiously lighting up her horn. “Okay Pinkie, you can back away now.”

“Aww, don’t you remember?” I give her a smile and hug Frosty. “She’s a total sweetheart!”

“Pinkie?”

“Oh, by the way, could we make her an alicorn this time?”

AppleJack speaks up. “~~Well, she’s not alive~~ I would love to partner but ~~how do you propose~~, I can’t give my earth legs.”

“Oh that’s okay! Twilight can just give hers, now that she’s an alicorn!”

~~"Is it just me darlings or is she not listening at all?”~~

~~“Eenope.”~~

~~“And why is her mane flat?”~~

“~~Back away Pinkie.~~ I would love to give my wings and horns!”

“Great!” I jump into the fourth dimension and jump back out appearing in front of Twilight. “Here, let me borrow them!” I grab her wings and horn and I giggle as I see red stuff pop out. “Oh, you’re donating ketchup for her blood! Thanks Twilight!” I hug her and hop in front of Frosty. I put the wings and horn on Frosty. “Here you go!”

I frown as I notice no movement. “What’s wrong Frosty?”

“Still can’t fly. Too heavy.”

“Aww, that’s terrible.” I look at my friends. “We need more wings!” Rarity runs off. Rainbow Dash flies in front of me.

“~~NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING PINKIE PIE?~~ I would LOVE to give my WINGS!”

“Please don’t hurt me…please. I would like to give my wings as well, if you don’t mind?”

“Nope! Thanks Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash!” I yank Rainbow’s wings out from her body and falls to the ground happily. Red stuff pours from her and I run over to Fluttershy. “Thanks!” I pull her wings out and I giggle. “Frosty will be able to fly after all!” I turn around and I see two pairs of hooves flying at my face. I step to the side as Applejack’s hooves fly past me.

“~~I don’t know what you are or what you’ve done with Pinkie Pie, but you die pardn’er!~~ I would be happy to donate as well! Take my legs and organs!”

“Why, I would be happy too! You’re just a great friend!” I sidestep as her hooves fly past me. I grip her hooves in my mouth and I pull them off of her. “Thanks!” I put her on my back and I smile as I walk over to Frosty.

“Here you go Frosty! Two more wings, a new set of legs and,” I dump Applejack in front of Frosty, “a complete set of living of organs!” I reach inside of Applejack and pull out her stomach. I put inside of Frosty.

“Stitch, by stich, I’m putting Frosty together!” I glance over at my friends, and I smile. “Look Frosty, they love seeing you to come to life! They’re smiling!”

I feel something sharp cut into my leg. I look back and I smile as I see Rarity. “Heya! Do you want to donate a horn!”

She just closes her eyes. I cock my head. “Is that a yes?”

She smiles at me. “Why of course darling. Why don’t we have you donate first?” I see her levitate something in front of her. It looks to be a sharp object, shining like the object is made of emeralds, matching the fire in her eyes.

“Oh lookey! Pretty object! Is it to help us make Frosty come to life?”

“Yes. Let’s start with you shall we?” She swings the object at me and I sidestep. “Nah, let’s do you. I was her first friend, so of course I should be the one to see her!” She swings again at me and I jump over it. She swings once more and I duck underneath it, popping up in front of Rarity. I grasp her horn and I start pulling on it. Rarity lowers her head to allow me to have an easier time pulling it.

“Thanks Rarity!” I gasp as I feel something penetrate my eyes. One of my eyes grows red, and soon I can’t see anything out of it.

“Die.”