Cadence, please... no...

Today was a good day, this was something Twilight was sure of. To begin, breakfast. A big plate of Spikes delicious pancakes loaded with fresh strawberries and blueberries yum! And don’t forget the piles of thick gooey syrup! Than after that, the glorious sound of no day court. Being an Alicorn Princess has it’s perks, but some days you want to just curl up in bed with a book or five. After not having court Twilight was able to spend just that little extra time on her research in the lab and even got a visit from her friends! They were as fun and excitable as ever. However, the best had yet to come as the best babysitter ever was coming by to see her, Cadance! Not just a babysitter, but her step-sister at that, it was going to be great.

Eventually, as Twilight watched the kettle of tea she’d been preparing for her step-sisters arrival, she heard a series of knocks at her door “She’s here!” She exclaimed to herself as she teleported to the door to see…

Well, Twilight wasn’t sure. It looked like Cadence, colorful mane and pink fur and all. But she was definitely different. First was her teeth, which were now plated in gold and diamonds. Then came the large shades adorning her face and the cloth tied off at the back on her head with matching hat, backwards of course. Finally was a baggy sweatshirt under of which was a white, sleeveless tank top. Blinking twice, Twilight coughed politely into her hoof “Oh… Cadence, it’s uh… is this new? It’s very uh…”

Grabbing the smaller alicorn in a hug, Cadance pat Twilight twice on her back “Wuz good g, how’s it goin’ homie, ain’t seen ya in foreva man. Why you don’t come round tha hood like you used to man?”

The first thing Twilight noticed, and the most egregious thing, was Cadences use of the word ‘Ain’t’ which caused Twilight to recoil back like Frankencolt from fire or a vampony from the sun. Next was… the rest. Something about it was wrong, dirty, like merely exiting her polite, girly mouth was liable to cause small tears in the fabric of reality “Cadance, uh, why are you talking like that?” She asked with a forced smile, pushing herself away

Frowning Cadance threw her hooves up “Oh I see, cuz you went and got you some kinda degree and became a princess you too good for tha lil’ homies down on the block man, is that it?”

Shocked, Twilight blushed “N-no of course not, you know I don’t feel that way!”

“Really cus? Than why you ain’t showin’ yo’self round the block. Yo man, DeQuan been a mess since you left, that’s messed up ah thought you and DeQuan was tight g.” Cadance spoke with a certain drawl that could only be described as unrefined, her teeth almost always showing as she spoke as if she were attempting to emphasize her strange decoration

“Wha- who is DeQuan?” She asked confused, sweat now dripping down her brow

Pushing Twilight light on the chest Cadance began to walk in “Oh, so you forgot yo homie DeQuan that it? Yall two use’ta roll deep back in tha day, especially when yo pops left man, he was like a brotha to you and you fenna just forget him man?”

“I-I-I don’t… I don’t…” smile slowly crumbling, Twilight looked about nervously

Holding her hooves up, arms waving lightly “You know wha, ah see how you is, You always thought you wuz too good for tha hood, always tryna get out even when we used to run tha block you acted all high and mighty cuz you didn’t get pregnant at 13 like Seniqua.”

Despite her own best judgement, Twilight asked “Who… is Seniqua?”

Scoffing Cadance said “You know Seniqua, Andre baby sister, yo she still have a fat booty tho know what I’m sayin’ g. Mph, girl still know how ta work it man, baby girl hella sexy.”

Blushing and short of breath Twilight blustered out “Cadance what’s wrong with you?”

Shrugging Cadance looked off to the side “Nuthin’ man, jus, ain’t been the same without you. You know g, since you left the crew ain’t holdin’ too tight. But ey, I came to visit, see mah old g know what I’m sayin. Yo, you still keep that good good on you, them swisher sweets man.” She elbowed the confused Twilight lightly

“I, uh, have cake?”Twilight offered

Smiling, Cadance bobbed her head and looked over Twilight’s head as if trying to see whatever was behind her “Oh shit you got some ‘cake’ huh, ah see. Is that why you ain’t lettin me in, you got you a bad bitch in there. Yo man you should let me see dat fat ass doe.”

“Oh my goodness!” Twilight blurted out as Cadance pushed passed, a massive blush on her face

“Ey yo, by the way man. Ah brought my mix tape, shit’s fresh man, straight bars fer muh fuggin day g, feel me? We out here reppin’ tha east side baby, wuz good.” Cadence announced with a hoot as she produce a small, clear case with a disk in it

“E-east?” At this point, Twilight could take no more as she stared incredulously “East? You’re from the frozen South! We’re not even in east Equestria, we’re in central, what are you even talking about!” She yelped, though this seemed to anger Cadence as she turned back around

“What, you don’t rep no mo? After all we did fa you? You grew up on the east side, when yo pops left-” she began only to be interrupted by Twilight

“I grew up in Canterlot! With my parents! Including my dad, he’s still here!” She yelled flailing her hooves around

“Oh, so now he back you fenna kiss his ass. Where wuz he when yo moms was workin’ at that strip joint-” Twilight interrupted again

“WE’RE ALWAYS NAKED!” She slammed her hooves on the ground

“Where was he when you was hungry on the street and we had to take yo ass to by new clean kicks man, remember that? We got you dem nike fresh sneaks with the lights.” She argued, though her argument held about as much water as the fiery core of the sun

“Sneaks? Hung- he was there, feeding me, because he never left!” Twilight’s eye was now visibly twitching

“Man, you changed Twilight, you used to be down with the g’s in tha hood. That’s messed up man.” Cadance sniffed, sounding as if ready to cry “Man, why you gotta be actin’ like this man, you know shits fucked up man, you know my moms just died man.”

Holding her hooves to her mouth, Twilight felt tears stinging at the corner of her eyes “N-not aunty Heartstrings.” Twilight sniffled, trying to hold strong for what was clearly a distraught and emotionally crippled Cadence “This all makes sense now, oh you poor thing, how’d it happen?”

Sniffling again, Cadance answered with a shaky voice “Man, they killed her man. Shot her dead on the 404 man, those fuckin’ west side mutha fuckas man they shot mah momma man.” Wiping a tear away Cadance began again “But that why I’m here man, we fenna roll on them tonight man, they killed our homie Shoestring but now they killin’ our mommas man, they gotta go, we ridin’ tonight boy.”

As Twilight’s heart fell into her stomach as she listened to Cadances, initially, heartbreaking news she felt the deep sting of loss and sadness melt into fury as she glared with enough venomous intent to take down a bull elephant “You’re making this up aren’t you?’

Pushing Twilight on the chest again Cadence got aggressive “Yo man, why you actin’ like this. Ah thought we rolled deep, momma, she took care of you and you fenna let them take her out like that. What’s wrong with you man, why you actin’ like you got no love for the hood no more?”

Thoroughly done with everything about this conversation Twilight's horn glowed a bright purple as she teleported away, her body sent careening through space and time as she appeared right in the middle of Celestia’s court.

“Oh, Princess Twilight, how can I - woah!” The princess was yanked away from her tea and conversation as she and Twilight returned to Twilight’s home in a flash of explosive energy.

“She’s possessed or something!” Twilight pointed accusingly to the pink alicorn.

Looking at Cadance, Celestia examined her intensely. Eyes narrowed to slits as she stroked her chin thoughtfully. “I see…” she hummed before raising a hoof, hers Cadence’s colliding before they were brought into a tight hug “Wuz good homie, long time no see!” She said causing Twilight’s mouth to hang wide open as her eyes went white, what appeared to be a soul slowly attempting to free itself from her mortal bonds

“Wuz good wuz good g, Celestia man what you been up to?” Cadance said releasing the hug

“Man, dealin’ wit deez punk as muh fuckas at court man, know what I’m sayin.’ Yo, is that grill new though, ol’ girl lookin fresh, clean boy hoo!” The royal white alicorn adopted the strange dialect with a quickness, falling into it like second nature

Smiling, Cadance proudly nodded her head “Yeah g, fresh ah know, just got’em in a few months back ya feel me. “

“Ah feel you dog, gotta keep clean boy, yo you still spit?” She asked casually

“Fa sho man, I just put down a new mix tape, wanna hear this fire man?” Cadance replied producing the case once more

“Hell ya man, we can blaze it up and get some 40’s up in this joint,”

By now, Twilight had bundled herself into fetal position, eyes dilated, heart pounding like the endless stomping of hooves that crashed against her fragile mind like hail on a window. Hair now frizzled, feathers all out of sorts as if she hadn’t preened in months as she rocked back and forth, a fit of giggling over taking her as she shook “Mmmmmmmmm-” she hummed anxiously as she fought to breath

“Yo Twilight, we rollin’ up or not man?” Cadance asked from the other room eliciting another panic induced moan from the mare

“Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-” her rocking increasing in pace

Waddling in next to her, Spike looked down at Twilight, the latter looking up hopefully to the small purple dragon with bright eyes, prayers that her madness would end with his next sentence. Smiling and waving, the kindly dragon sniffed loudly “Wuz up g?” He said with a nod, sending Twilight's mind further and further into the abyss as the loud whistling of finished tea pierced itself into her brain

“MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-”