Star Wars Friendship Is Clone Wars

by Chri330v

Chapter 1

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"Dude, are you seeing this" asked Brad as he kept looking at the AT-TE.

"Uhuh, I'm looking right at it" said Chris shockingly.

"Is this even real?" began Brad as he walked up to the walker and tapped it. The response was a muffled knock on the complex armour which meant it was very real.

"Yep, totally real" commented Chris.

"But how? Just how? How did this even get here?" stammered Brad as he looked back and forth between Chris and the walker.

"I don't know bro, even I don't understand how I made it appear" replied Chris.

*10 minutes of summing things up later

"Ok let me get this straight, we have some sort of abnormal powers that can spawn anything we wan't just from memories of our heads?" asked Chris as he looked at Brad.

Brad could only nod as he stared at Chris.

"And not only that, our minds have been totally filled to the brim with endless seas of technologies waiting to be spawned. And all of them come from the star wars universe? Which is mostly the galactic republic side am I right?" asked Chris.

"Eh nope. We can also spawn vehicles and soldiers from the separatist side" informed Brad.

"Say what now? We can also do that? Where did you find that out?" asked Chris confusingly.

"While you were busy trying to sum up our current situation, I decided to do some digging and managed to access the memory banks in my head and discovered huge amounts of arsenals in the area. Turns out even the separatist are present, and dude. The amount of information on the republic side is huge, there is so many things we can spawn" answered Brad.

"Ooookkk. Well shit, I can't take this anymore. How do you access the memory banks?" said Chris as he sat down on a rock.

"Just concentrate and think of it" said Brad.

"You make it sound easy" scoffed Chris. As he closed his eyes he strained his mind to access the so called memory banks. Chris felt a weird sensation in his body as the darkness in his vision suddenly changed to a glowing blue. He found himself standing in the middle of a dimly lit area and found blue particles surrounding him which seemed to expand everywhere.

The particles soon formed into texts and blocks and various sorts of objects until they all just formed a weird looking futuristic table. Chris approached the table examined it, its colour had changed and was now black, in the middle sat a round circle with a blue light in the middle. As Chris tried looking around for a switch or something to turn on the table, the middle circle came to life and projected projected a blue text saying "welcome".

"Well thats something" thought Chris.

He examined the blue projection and found them to be very similar to the ones used in the star wars universe, in fact it was practically the same thing in his eyes. He placed his palms on the table and a control pad visualised itself. Wasting no time, he quickly typed in "AT-TE" in the search bar and the results came up almost instantaneously, the projection had to be expanded and various windows were displayed showing the stats and characteristics of the vehicle. Some windows even showed detailed explanations on the armour composition and wirings and electronics used.

"Jeez that a lot of information, yet it feels like I already know all this" thought Chris.

Just then a robotic voice spoke in the darkness.

"Hello there sir"

"Wha? Who are you?" demanded Chris as he looked around the area for the speaker.

"I mean you no harm sir, I am A.I bot 54 or you can call me Lawrence" informed the mysterious robot.

"Well then Lawrence, nice to meet you. Where are you exactly?" asked Chris as he relaxed himself but was still ready to fight.

"I have no avatar sir, just a voice box" informed Lawrence.

"Well then Lawrence, what exactly do you do?" asked Chris.

"I am your personal assistant sir, I can search all sorts of data and relay them to you. I am also good at giving advice on spawning the right units for the right situation sir, just call me through your head if ever yourself in a tight spot" answered Lawrence.

"Ok, well Lawrence it was nice meeting you. If you must excuse me I must return to reality" informed Chris.

"Bye sir" replied Lawrence as the area became white and everything disappeared. Chris shook his head as the effects of the unknown area were still lingering in his head. He looked around and found Brad sitting on the top of the AT-TE with a smile on his face.

"How long was I in that state?" asked Chris.

"About 15 minutes or so" informed Brad.

"Jeez thats quite long" thought Chris.

"So how was it?" asked Brad as he made his way down from the walker slowly.

"It was strange really, I mean there was this huge file of data that would make people fall asleep within minutes about an AT-TE. Yet I was perfectly fine, like I knew this already" answered Chris.

"Well, you know everything really. You just have to find it thats how" informed Brad.

"Did you get a talking A.I robot?" asked Chris curiously.

"Yeah, my robots name is Jack" informed Brad.

"Wow, so you got one too huh" said Chris.

"Yep, anyway, while you were busy accessing the memory banks. I had a great idea that would further enhance our understanding of these new powers" said Brad with a quirky smile on his face.

"And what exactly would that be?" asked Chris.

"Watch this" began Brad a he extended out his right arm to an open area and started to concentrate on his mind.

Chris wisely stepped back as he watched his brother tried to spawn something from the memory banks. He hoped it wasn't anything explosive.

Brad strained his mind a he tried to spawn some clone troopers, just then a robotic voice entered and said.

"Sir, I suggest relaxing yourself. There is no need to strain your mind to spawn things, just think about it and it shall come true" Said Brads A.I bot Jack.

Brad took the robots advice and relaxed his mind, he let his imagination flow through his head and thought of what he wanted to spawn. He imagined 27 clone troopers, two of them would be pilots and the rest would be the same. As he thought of this, he heard a faint whooshing sound in his ear, which was followed by a series of unknown clamouring. Realising he had done it, he opened his eyes and saw what he had accomplished.

Standing in front of him was the 27 clone troopers he had wished for and they were all lined up in an orderly fashion. The two clones that were separated from the group and were standing slightly ahead from the rest were the two clone pilots, both whom were wearing their helmets and breathing apparatus.

"Haha! You did bro!" said Chris excitedly.

"I can't believe it, I did it!" exclaimed Brad excitedly.

"So what now?" asked Chris as he looked at the spawned clones.

"Watch this" said Brad.

Brad cleared his throat which caused the clone troopers to tense up and stand to attention. He eyed them carefully before speaking.

"Ahem, I am General Bradley and this is General Christopher. We are now your commanding personal and are to take orders from us from now on. Is that clear?" asked Brad as he looked at the troops.

"SIR YES SIR!" replied the clones in unison.

"Good, you see that Chris? Were now generals" beamed Brad as he continued to look at them.

"Wait? What just happened? Are these guys really gonna follow us?" asked Chris confusingly.

"Yep, and the'll follow us into battle and die for us and fight until the last breath. But I won't let them die thats for sure" informed Brad.

"Wait, who are we fighting exactly?" asked Chris.

"Well the animals that try to kill us...." shrugged Brad.

"Fair enough, but I don't want them dying. Not on my watch" said Chris.

"Alright men, I wan't a voluntary crew for the AT-TE, we already have two pilots and need an extra 5 more to man the remaining laser turrets" informed Brad. No sooner than he said that, five different clone troopers exited the line and stood to attention next to the clone pilots.

"Now I know all of you are eager to fight or sleep or whatever, but first we need to find a settlement and hope they aren't hostile. I want you all to check your weapons and make sure you are combat ready in case we encounter any hostiles in this place" ordered Brad.

As the clones began checking their weapons, Brad headed over to Chris to discuss about their current location.

"Yo Chris were are we?" asked Brad.

"Well, from what I've seen and saw. This place is more or less the land of Equestria" informed Chris.

"Your joking right? This......place? Equestria? The land where talking mystical ponies exist? Give me a break" scoffed Brad as he looked at Chris.

"Nope I'm dead serious Brad" said Chris with his dead serious look. Brad smile faded and his face turned into a serious one.

"Your not kidding aren't ya? Well this is just great, we're now in the land of talking mystical ponies. Just fucking great, ok....once we get to ponyville or whatever settlement, we ask Twilight or whoever to teleport us back to our world so we can leave this place. I'm starting to get tired of these trees" said Brad as he had a look of disgust in his face.

"That is if they aren't hostile" commented Chris.

"What do you mean? Of course they are friendly. Isn't that what the show was based on?" chuckled Brad as he turned his attention back to the clones.

"Alright men, I am sure you all have checked your gear already? Good. Start loading up in the AT-TE so we can head out" ordered Brad.

As the Clones started moving to their respective positions they all filed into the walker in an orderly fashion.

"Yo Brad, I noticed most of these clones are carrying short blasters compared to the one we spawned earlier" notified Chris.

"Thats because these guys are using the DC-15S carbine blaster. A more shorter version of the DC-15A and is quite mobile too" informed Brad.

"I see" mused Chris as he looked at the clones.

"Clone Pilots! Present yourselves!" barked Brad. As the two clone pilots made their way towards Brad and stood to attention, they were anxious to find out what they had been called for.

"You two, tell me your names" ordered Brad.

The clone on the Brads right spoke up first.

"Sir! CP-15382 reposting for duty!"

"Sir! CP-15673 reporting for duty!" said the next pilot.

"Not your designation name! Your normal names for crying out loud" sighed Brad.

"Oh sorry sir. My name is Rick and this is my co-pilot Greg" informed the lead clone pilot.

"Ok, Rick and Greg, I need you to keep comms open between all troops so that we can communicate better" ordered Brad.

"Sir yes sir!" they said in unison before running off to inform the rest.

"Well, that settles it. Whats our transport Chris?" asked Brad.

"Well, I dunno. Hmm how about some AT-RT's?" asked Chris.

"That'll do" replied Brad.

As Chris looked at an open spot, he waved his hand and two AT-RT's just simply materialised out of thin air and occupied the once empty spot.

"Wow, got it on your first try" congratulated Brad.

"Eh, It's still a work in progress" replied Chris.

Just as the two finished conversing, they heard a rustling in the nearby bushes. Instincts kicking in, Brad pulled out the spawned DC-15A blaster rifle while Chris stood at the ready and summoned a Z6-rotary blaster cannon and aimed at the bush.

"Come out with your hands in the air! We mean no harm" ordered Brad as the two continuously stared at the bush. Just then a human like being popped out from the bush with her hands in the air.

"A she?" thought Chris.

"What the fuck?" thought Brad.

Brad scanned the being and took note of its features, apparently it had fur instead of skin which was coloured light yellow and had red hair with a bow tie as a decoration. Apparently this being wasn't that human as it had a tail coming out from above its flank, with the same colour as its hair. It had hooves instead of feet and the legs of a horse. It had brown eyes which were fairly large and had an average body, its age by guess was probably around 15 years old and for some weird reason didnt wear any clothes.

As Brad continued to scan the being it finally spoke up and said.

"Uhh hi?" It said nervously.

"Oh shit" thought Brad.


Author's Note

Feel free to write any writing errors and points i didnt explain in the story in the comments

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