Clopshots (Season 6)

Rarity glanced at her pink friend out of the corner of her eye. “Uhh… Pinkie?”

Pinkie, who had a surprisingly flat expression on her face as she fought her mixed emotions, turned towards Rarity and gave her a small, weak smile. “Yeah, Rarity?”

The fashionista tilted her head towards Maud, the mare the two had been following throughout the streets of Manehattan for the last half-an-hour. “I hope you don’t mind me asking, dear, but where exactly are we going?”

Pinkie chuckled, or at least as much as she could considering the situation, and turned her attention towards her sister. “Maud’s going to get my cannon back, silly! Where do you think we’re going?”

Rarity’s eyebrow perked up. “Um, Pinkie…” She made a grand sweeping gesture with her hoof, pointing out the hustle and bustle of a lively Equestrian city going on all around them. “How exactly does Maud plan on even finding the stallion you traded the cannon to, let alone actually getting it from-”

Their guide through the city came to an abrupt stop just as a taxi-carriage ran by. Maud turned her head and pointed to the other side of the street with a hoof. “There.”

Both Pinkie and Rarity turned, one surprised more than the other when they saw the same exact stallion from before, still standing by the corner they had first seen him on. This time, however, he had a brand-spanking new party cannon he was polishing with quite a smug grin on his face.

Pinkie smiled. “Yup, that sure is the pony I got the pouch from!”

“That’s amazing!” Rarity, eyes wide and mouth agape, turned towards the flat-faced Maud. “How did you know where’d he be?”

Maud stared straight ahead at her target, fully focused on the mission at hand. “Maud sense.” With that, she began walking across the street while leaving her sister and her kinda-sorta friend behind on the sidewalk.

Pinkie turned towards Rarity, a smirk on her lips. “Runs in the family!”

Maud marched across the street, so driven to get her sister’s most beloved possession back that she didn’t even check both ways before crossing. Pinkie and Rarity waited on the sidewalk, watching as the mare approached her objective from behind and tapped him on the back.

The stallion turned with a start, finding a gray mare with a purple mane standing right behind him with his old rock pouch in her hoof. The mare lifted it into his line of sight, and with a blank expression said, “I’d like to return this pouch for my sister’s party cannon, please.”

The stallion turned his head away from her. “Sorry missy, but all sales are final.”

He smirked, starting to walk down the sidewalk away from the strange, stoic mare. ‘Tch, like I’m gonna give up this grade-A party can-’ Suddenly, the same strange, stoic mare he had just left behind was now standing right before him, blocking him from crossing to the next street over with his new acquisition.

“I’d like to return this pouch for my sister’s party cannon. Please.”

The stallion frowned, fed up with the mare in his face. “Oh yeah?” His lips turned up into a devilish smirk, revealing the shiny gold tooth nestled within his mouth. Walking to the side of the cannon, he suddenly lifted one of his hind legs and reached beneath himself to lewdly grope at his junk right in front of her. “I got a party cannon for ya right here, toots!”

His smirk grew as he walked around her once again. ‘Crazy mare…’

“Okay.”

He stopped. Immediately.

Slowly turning around, his eyebrow perked as the mare staring right at him with the same serious expression on her face as before came into view. “Wh… what was that?”

Maud continued to blankly stare at him. “I said, okay.”

The stallion glanced around the immediate vicinity as if expecting somepony to jump out and say this was all some kind of weird prank. “Uh… oookay? You sure ‘bout that, miss?”

Maud ignored him, glancing back over her shoulder and spotting a small alley set between two of the monstrous skyscrapers hanging high overhead. “There.” Without another word, she turned around and left the stunned stallion on the corner, walking down the darkened pathway without pause. With one last, questioning scan of his surroundings, the stallion smirked and, with party cannon in tow, followed her into the alleyway.

Rarity glanced at Pinkie, both mares still on the other side of the street and watching the deal from afar. “Uh, Pinkie… where’s Maud going?”

Pinkie, who Rarity assumed knew all the answers about her sister’s somewhat strange behavior, just shrugged. “I dunno.” She smiled and began to bounce in place. “Ooh ooh ooh! Let’s follow them and find out! We’ll be like detectives!”

With that, she began bounding across the street without stopping to check if any traffic was coming. A taxi carriage driver had to come to a sudden stop before he hit the pink mare, taking the time to shout a colorful variety of obscenities at the crazy mare bouncing across the street before resuming his route. Rarity rolled her eyes. ‘I guess some things DO run in the family…’

Waiting for the trot-signal to come on before quickly catching up to her friend on the opposite side of the street, Rarity took one look at the dark, dank hall nestled between the two buildings and winced. “Ugh, do we REALLY need to go in there? I’m sure Maud knows what she’s doing, and I JUST washed my hooves...”

Pinkie chuckled. “Oh, don’t you worry your pretty little hoofsies, Rarity! I think I know what Maud’s doing! I also think that I know that Maud know’s that I think I know what she’s doing! Now c’mon, we gotta join in on the fun!”

Skeptically watching her suddenly jubilant friend skip her way into the alley and somewhat discombobulated from her hard to follow statement, Rarity shrugged and followed her in. “Uh… Join in on what fun, Pink-”

It wasn’t long before they found the missing Pie sister, but when they did Rarity nearly turned tail and ran out of the alley in shock. The stallion from before was sitting back on his haunches, leaning against the party cannon which sat propped up against the alleyway wall. With eyes closed and mouth open in bliss, he had his legs held apart to give the mare between them plenty of room to work with. Of course, the mare in question was Maud, and what she was working over was the stallion’s slowly hardening shaft with quick laps of her tongue. Which was most certainly not something Rarity had marked down for their little tour of Manehattan slash shopping spree slash new boutique scouting map!

Frozen in place, Rarity found herself unable to turn away from the unexpected sexual activity they had suddenly stumbled upon. “M-Maud!? WHAT in Equestria is going on here!?”

Maud nonchalantly backed away from the stallion’s crotch and glanced at Rarity over her shoulder, the stallion’s limp and somewhat spit-slicked dick hanging on top of her head. “I’m getting the party cannon back.” With that, she turned back around and went back to work, licking around the base of the stallion’s crotch in an attempt to make it grow to its full length. A stallion who, when Rarity turned to look at him, simply shrugged his shoulders and leaned back to make himself more comfortable against the cannon.

Pinkie watched the proceedings with rapt interest, a wide smile on her face that seemed out of place for a mare who just found their sister giving a stranger a blowjob. “Hey, Maud! I didn’t know we were doing the PSSSP today!”

Rarity, mouth still open in shock as she watched the stallion’s length fully harden before her very eyes, turned towards her strangely merry friend. “Buh… huh? PSSSP? Wha… what’s that mean?”

Pinkie giggle-snorted. “PSSSP! Pie Sister Stud Sucking Party! Duhhhh! Now, excuse me, I need to join in on this cock-filled celebration!” With that, she nudged Rarity out of the way and nestled up beside her sister, joining Maud in getting back her very special party cannon by slobbering over the stallion’s own special party cannon.

Once again Rarity glanced at the stallion, and once again he simply shrugged and smiled. “Hey, I ain’t complainin…”

Rarity could feel her eye start to twitch as she watched the Pie sisters drag their tongues up each side of the stallion’s throbbing length. “Wha… you… Maud… Pinkie… stallion…” She could feel her heart start to hasten, her breaths start to quicken, and her legs start to wobble as she began to faint. Right before she did, however, she looked down at where she would have landed and immediately felt herself regain her hoofing.

‘Nope. Not even for this…’

Pinkie nuzzled her sister’s cheek as she leaned down to lap at the base of the stallion’s cock. With perfect sisterly synchronization the two swapped positions, one dragging their tongue up the meaty length between the stallion’s legs while the other went down towards the twin orbs nestled against his thighs. With a cheerful giggle as she reached the tip and saw the stallion’s pleasure-filled face, Pinkie opened her mouth and wrapped her lips around the flared head of his stallionhood. She sensually suckled on the tip, still chuckling as thick globs of pre leaked onto her tongue.

Maud… smiled?... when she heard the stallion moan from her sister’s masterful ministrations. Not to be outdone, she brought her head underneath Pinkie’s and, with practiced ease, popped the stallion’s meaty balls into her mouth. She treated his stones with the utmost respect, softly rolling them around in their own rock bag even as she sensually dragged her tongue across its leathery surface.

With a slick pop, she pulled away and let the now spit-shined sack fall back between the stallion’s legs. She nuzzled them with the tip of her nuzzle, loving how the rock-hard masses felt against her face. “Your balls remind me of black argillite smoothed over time at the bottom of a flowing river.”

The stallion picked his head up, looking down his body to watch the two mares lick at his crotch. “Whatever ya say, miss…” He leaned back, crossing his forelegs behind him as he closed his eyes and sighed. “Whatever you say…”

Rarity glanced up and down the alley, both seeing if anypony was coming and seeing if there were any avenues for an easy escape. However, as her eyes passed the writhing mass of ponies propped up against the wall, a sudden flash of movement caught her eye. She glanced over at Maud, blushing as a rather low, guttural moan came from the stallion the two mares were serving, and saw the same flash of movement coming from behind the mare.

And then, with another flick of Maud’s tail, she saw it. Two plump, gray lips that formed a perfect line running down the center of Maud’s marehood. Something clicked in the back of her head as her vision tunneled in on the mare’s most private of treasures, something that Maud had mentioned earlier about a crack in a sidewalk.

‘Mmm… now THAT’S a fissure I can get behind…’

Maud, with one final drag of the tongue against the stallion’s balls, swapped spots with her sister and made a trail of spit up the side of the stallion’s shaft. She made the widest smile she could make, which was basically the same old ‘smirk’ she always had on her face, when she saw a bead of pre perched on top of the stallion’s wide flare. Her grin widened, which wound up making it about as happy-looking as any other pony’s neutral face, when the bead grew in size as Pinkie began slobbering over the stallion’s balls. She cautiously approached the perfectly round pearl, slowly extending her tongue from-

She suddenly felt somepony going to town on her marehood, using lashing strikes that sunk deep between her thick outer lips. Calmly looking between her legs, she stared at the white mare tucked up underneath her tail with a blank expression on her face. Rarity backed up to catch her breath, licking her lips to clean them of any mare juice she hadn’t caught with her tongue. She blushed as her eyes met Maud’s, embarrassed that she had let herself loose control.

“That feels nice.”

Rarity blinked her eyes a couple times, stunned by the flat tone Maud continued to use even as she performed fellatio on a stallion in some dark alley in the bowels of Manehattan. But, as Maud turned her attention back to the thick stallion dick before her and the dark pink bud of her clitoris winked, she shrugged and decided to dig back into the bountiful ambrosia leaking from beneath the mare’s tail.

Pinkie giggled as Maud, face still emotionless, joined her down by the stallion’s balls. Being such a good sister, Pinkie knew to share with her siblings and let the orbs slip from her lips. She glanced behind her sister as Maud began slobbering the stallion’s stones, giggling again as she saw both of Rarity’s pristine hooves wrapped around Maud’s ass. “Yeah! Go Rarity!”

Rarity, tongue buried between Maud’s succulent lips as far as it could go, settled for a muffled groan as she pressed her face against the pillowy cheeks of the Pie sister’s ass. She used her hooves to knead the dough like flesh, prying the cheeks apart to better reach the bountiful harvest nestled between the twin peaks and smooshing them together to feel their warmth on her face. She even made sure to plant a kiss on the small pearl of pleasure that began to wink out of Maud’s marehood, loving how the normally stoic mare would shiver from the shocks of pleasure she was delivering.

Both Pie sisters released the orb they held between their lips and simultaneously licked their way up to the very tip of the stallionhood. The stallion it was attached to picked up his head and watched them with glazed-over eyes, watching the two sisters practically make out with one another with his cock sandwiched between them. While it wasn’t something he could have ever expected to happen that day, he certainly appreciated it to the fullest. So did his junk, apparently, as his cock began to throb and his balls began to churn with seed.

“Oh yeah…” He let his head fall back against the party cannon pressed up against his lower back as a tingling sensation started to build in his balls. “Mmm… oh, get ready, ladies… this party cannon’s about to blow!”

Maud reached down and groped at his orbs, feeling them start to pull up against the stallion’s body as they prepared to unload their creamy stores. “Yes. Give it to me.”

While the flat tone she used was somewhat off-putting, the stallion got the memo as his body locked up and his flare, still sandwiched between two mares, began to expand. “Here it comes!”

Both mares backed away as the tip of his cock expanded and fired off the first blast of seed into the air. With the gushing stallionhood pointed straight up towards the sky, gravity took hold of the arcing globs of seed and brought them back down to Equestria. As both Maud and Pinkie began to lather the base of the shaft-turned-geyser with lashing strikes of their tongues, droplets of seed rained down to splatter across their faces and backs. Pinkie began to giggle with each blood-filled throb of the stallion’s cock, locking eyes with her sister as they both got an unexpected spunk-shower. Maud, meanwhile, had one of her eyes closed as a thick bead of cream rolled down her forehead but, otherwise, had a happy-stoic look on her face as she nuzzled the stallion’s emptying balls.

Rarity, still munching on Maud’s mouthwatering mare-fissure, moaned as an unexpected but very much welcome blast of marecum washed over her tongue and coated her tastebuds with the Pie sister’s flavorful honey. Maud’s tail, propped up against her forehead and tickling her back with its fine hairs, began to shake uncontrollably as the mare entered an Earth-cracking orgasm of her own. Rarity made sure to work the mare straight through her climax, bouncing from quivering lips to winking clit to shaking ass in an effort to keep Maud at the greatest heights of pleasure for as long as possible. Yet even as Maud’s climax came to an end, the fashionista simply settled for nuzzling her cheeks against the soft, rolling hills that made up the mare’s ass, loving how the soft yet firm mounds felt against her face.

Just like Maud’s, the stallion’s climax came down for a gentle landing as both Pie sisters guided him down from the peak of pleasure with gentle laps of their tongues. As Pinkie headed north to kiss the tip of his cock and Maud went south to do the same to his balls, the stallion sat up and took a draw of a cigarette he had suddenly procured. “Hot damn…:

Maud, after parting with one last thank-you kiss to the twin stones between his legs that had provided her with such a bountiful harvest of stallion spunk, picked herself up with Rarity still tucked up underneath her tail and stared at the stallion. “My sister’s party cannon. Please.”

The stallion, eyes half-lidded as post-orgasmic bliss amplified by the pink mare still playing with his cock threatened to make him pass out, simply waved her off and rolled the cannon out from underneath him. “Yeah… go ahead and take it…”

Pinkie suddenly jumped up into the air, a wide grin on her face even as small streaks of seed ran down her cheeks. “Aw yeah! We got my party cannon back!”

Maud nodded her head at the near-comatose stallion. “Thank you.” With that, she turned around and, after thanking Rarity, whose lips still shone with drops of her mare-cum, simply walked out of the alley with cannon in tow. Both Pinkie and Rarity, after the latter had taken out a handkerchief and had wiped herself and her friend clean of any uncouth fluids, quickly got up and followed her back to Manehattan proper.

As they exited the alley back out onto the sidewalk, Maud glanced over at her sister and rolled the party cannon towards her. “Here. I got this for you.”

Pinkie smiled, shaking in place for a moment before the happy-energy within her body boiled over and launched herself at her sister. She wrapped her up in a big hug and nuzzled her cheek against Maud’s, not even caring as she felt a stray strand of seed dampen her fur. “Oh, Maud! I’m so happy you got me my party cannon back! Yay!” With a sudden leap into the air, Pinkie launched another blast of confetti, something which the group of ponies walking behind the group of mares frowned at as they got to work cleaning up the mess.

Rarity, stopping to make sure her mane was in perfect form by looking at it in the reflection of a storefront window, chuckled to herself and followed the pair of bonding sisters from a distance. ‘Well, it certainly wasn’t what I expected to happen today, but at least that problem is solved! Now, if only I could find a place for my new bo-’

She stopped, frozen in place as her eyes took in every detail of the building before her. “Pinkie! Maud!”

The Pie sisters turned around, joining Rarity in front of an apparently abandoned building. Rarity grinned, and as they joined her at the base of the building she made a grand gesture with a hoof. “Viola! What do you think of the place? Is this the right location?” She nervously bit on the tip of her perfectly manicured hoof. “Did I pick a good spot?”

“No.”

The flat tone of Maud’s voice made her heart sink to the pit of her stomach.

“It’s perfect.”

Rarity smiled, a pleasant warmth forming in her chest that almost brought a tear to her-

“Yeah! Like that stallion’s dick!”

Perfectly manicured hoof met perfectly smooth forehead, the loud clap of a facehoof ringing in the busy streets of Manehattan as a blush grew on Rarity’s cheeks.

Pinkie smiled. “You know, I think this might be my favorite PSSSP ever!” She glanced at her sister and grinned. “But I can’t wait to plan for next year's PSSSPWR!”

“Wait. PSSSPWR?” Rarity frowned, trying to figure out what the hay her friend was talking about. “What’s that?”

"P-S-S-S-P-W-R. It’s a new tradition that Maud and I came up with! Pie Sister Stud Sucking Party-” She paused and turned towards her sister, who then turned towards Rarity to finish her sister’s explanation.

“With Rarity.”

Rarity could feel the tears start to build in her eyes. “Oh! Oh, why that’s the sweetest- wait.” She glared at Pinkie. “Plan for next year's PSSSPWR? Do you mean to tell me you two PLANNED this!?”

Pinkie and Maud shared a glance with one another, and with matching smirks they each lifted a hoof and bumped them together.

The stallion, glancing both ways down the sidewalk as he walked out of the alley on wobbly hooves, smiled to himself and jingled the bag of bits in his hoof. “Heh… nice days pay right there…”

He walked over to his corner, sitting back against the wall of the building and waited for his next customer. He glanced down at his flank and smiled, the bits that were his cutie mark just as shiny as the ones in his hooves. While being a gigolo in the heart of Manehattan wasn’t the highest paying job in Equestria, it certainly was one of the most fun...