Randomness

by Moonlit Path

Rating: everyone
Tags: Random, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Drama, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Princess Luna, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders
Length: 1549

Short stories that are super random.

Stupid short stories that are super random. Read at your own risk.

Sorry if they are horrible. Don't hate me please. I love you all. I'll give you a cookie!

Published 2016-03-28 15:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2016-07-15 15:02:17 UTC

Books and dragons

"Stop following me!"

Princess Celestia walked past her students room, only to hear her shouting.

"NO, NO,NO,NO,NO! Wrong spell. AHHHHHHH!"

Celestia walked into the bedroom to see books flying all over the place. Their covers as the wings, chasing her young student. "Sunset Shimmer, what is going on in here?"

"I was trying to do a spell that would let books turn pages themselves, so I could read and eat without getting the pages all dirty.and I think something went wrong."

Giggling Celestia grabbed a book and turned it to a reversal spell. "Here Sunset, try this."

Reading it over, she quickly cast the spell, and all of the books fell to the floor. "It worked! Thank you princess."

"You did all the work Sunset." Just then a book came flying into the princesses head. "Oww." she exclaimed rubbing her horn.

"Are you alright Princess? Where did that one even come from?" Sunset asked hiding under her mentor in case of anymore stray books.

"Well I guess Spike figured out how to use his fire."

"Who is Spike?"

"A dragon." Celestia stated walking out, smiling.

"There is a dragon in the castle!"

Trains and bears

"My apologies Miss Fluttershy, but he can not come on the train."

"Why not sir?"

"We have rules. It is for the safety of the passengers" The conductor stated

"He won't hurt anypony. I promise."

"I can not permit a bear on my train. I am sorry Fluttershy."

"He wants to go to Appleloosa to help with the farm. Although between you and me, I think it's just for the free honey crisp apples. They're his favorite. " Her eyes went maximum softness

"Hhhrrrgggg" he groaned grabbing his chest. "Ok, fine. But he is staying in the back car."

Ponyville and rocks

"I had just saw the rainbow and was attempting to bake my very first cake, for my very first party! My parents were so happy during the party, and they had a great time. Then my mom went into the kitchen."

"And that is how I ended up in Ponyville!"

"Hey Pinks, ya ok?"

"Yeah  Rainbow, why?"

"Because you were just talking to a rock." Rainbow deadpanned

"Well rocks are great listeners!" and with that she took the rock into her bedroom and disappeared.

Apples and music

"What's that sound?" Applebloom asked Applejack

"Ah don't know. Lets go find out."

The apple sisters walked into the house following the strange noise. Stopping at a familiar door

"Big Mac, what in tarnation are ya doin?" Applejack asked, not believing what she was seeing

"Found it and thought I'd give It a try."

"That aint how ya play a flute."

"Well then, show me how" Big Mac handed the wooden flute to his sister

"This is how." Applejack smirked as she attempted to play it

"Ya both suck. Now give me back my flute." Applebloom grabbed the flute from her older sister and ran

"Applebloom, give that back right now!"

"Stick to playin the accordion!"

"Here Aj, take this one."

"Where'd ya get that Big Mac?"

"From Twilight."

Applejack played a A note and blew a hole through the wall.

"Hey Big Mac?" Applejack asked in disbelief

"Ya sis?"

Applejack jumped out of the hole she just created.

"Mine!"

Brownies and WHAT?

"Hey Luna. What are you doing?"

"Hello Tia. I am looking for the moon brownies I baked."

"Moon brownies? I thought you were going to stop eating those. I don't even think that is actual moon dust."

"It is white, and smells like the moon. Plus they let me see pretty colors!" Luna turned around and started looking through a different area.

"Come Lulu, you don't need them"

"Alright Tia." Luna left the kitchen "I'll just make more later"

"Princess Celestia. Do you want us to put the 'ya know what' in your bed chambers?"

"Yes please. Thank you Shining Armor. I'll meet up with you and Cadence in a few minutes."

Foals and pillows

Foals and pillows

"Hey Pumpkin! Why did you do that?"

"Your name is Pound right?"

"That's right." Pound picked up a pillow and hit his sister back

"PILLOW FIGHT!"

Windows and horns

"Pinkie, what did you do to my window?" Twilight asked seeing it shattered all over the ground

"I'm sorry Twilight. I was playing my trombone, and the slide hit the window as I blew a G note. I'll get it fixed though"

"Don't worry about it." Twilight horn lit up as she slowley pieced the window back together

"I'll back you some cupcakes at least." She said jumping up and hugging Twilight. As she let go, she accadently pushed

Twilight into the window where her horn got stuck in a small hole that she hadn't gotten to yet.

"Ok, So I'm stuck. If I try to pull out I risk breaking my horn or cutting it, and it I try to use magic there is a good chance

that it will shatter in my face."

"Hey Twilight" Spike said walking in. "Do you know why there is a trombone outside?"

"Spike don't blow that! Aww great, now I have to fix the window again."

Faucets and Sheep

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Cake and hospital

"Pinkie!"

"Never Rainbow!"

"Give me back that cake! I got it for me!"

"But it's pink like me!"

Rainbow flew faster to catch her friend. "Come on Pinkie, I earned it! I'll buy you you're own!"

"Okie Dokie lokie" Pinkie threw the cake up to Rainbow, accidently hitting her wing.

Rainbow fell to the ground, attempting to preform a crash landing safety.

"Owww!"

"Sorry Spike. Ya ok?"

"I think so." Just then a green flame came out, hitting Rainbows right front hoof, burning her.

"Ahhhh!"

"Hehehehe, you know what they say about karma. Come one, lets get ya to the hospital."

Pinkie bounced to where the mare and dragon where and picked up the letter.

Dear Twilight Sparkle,

I wanted to remind you that we will be in Ponyville tomorrow in order to discuss the new renovations for the train system, since half of the train tracks have been eaten by parasprites.

Celestia.

"Party time!" Pinkie rushed back to Surgarcube corner to prepare for the visit.

The cake sat next to the letter, long forgotten.

Darkness and dolls

"A gift from Twilight?"

"Looks like it."  Shining Armor set the package down.

Cadence slowly started unwrapping the box, to revel a doll, with a note on it.

A gift for the new baby.

Love,

Aunty Twilight

"That was so sweet of her."

"Yes it was Shinny. Now come, we need to get to bed."

3 hours later

"Cadence, are you still awake?"

"Yes. Unfortunately."

"What's wrong?" Shining asked, concerned at his wife's insomnia.

"I can't shake the feeling we're being watch."

"Want me to get rid of the doll?'

"No, lets just get some rest." They laid back down and closed their eyes

"Awwww, you guys are no fun!"

"DISCORD GET OUT OF MY BEDROOM!"

Costumes and Pony

"The night will last forever!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha"

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"No one shall pass! This is my territory!"

"Tia what are you doing?"

"Hi Luna, I'm just having a little fun."

"What are you wearing sister?" Luna looked her sister up and down, attempting to keep a serious face

"A costume. What else?"

"Tia, I think that fever is making you delirious. You are dressed like one of my Royal Guards."

"No, I am dressed like a brave soldier!" Celestia stomped her hoof on the ground, the sudden movement making her dizzy

"Let's get you back to bed before you faint." Luna started helping her sister onto her bed

"No one can tell nightma....................."

Luna used her magic to pick up her unconscious big sister, and finish getting her into her bed.  "I really need to get a picture of this before I call the royal doctor up." She snickered as she teleported to her bedroom

Surgar and Cops

Ms. Cup Cake was greeted at the door of the local jail by a obviously new police officer

"Thank you for coming to pick her up Ms. Cake"

"It is no ones fault. Her hyperactive personality would make anyone who doesn't know her, think she's on drugs."

"How do you put up with her?" The officer asked very confused

"I have two children and a bakery, Her energy is put to good use," Ms. Cake explained giggling

"That would help. Thankfully it was just bags of sugar that she was giving to her friends for some reason."

"She made lemon flavored sugar for them to put in their tea. Now where is she?"

"She is right over here." The officer lead her to a holding cell with Pinkie Pie  and a older man playing a game.

"Pinkie, come on darling."

"Aww do I have to go already?" Pinkie whined

"I'm afraid so."

"If she want's to stay longer, I don't see a issue. You already signed the papers so when she is ready to go, she could just leave."

"Are you sure?"

"Please Ms. Cake! I'll take care of all of the baking for tomorrow, and deliveries!"

"Officer?"

"Yes ma'am?"

"She's your problem now." Ms Cake said running out

"Ok, no problem. I get next game!"