Brian and Isaiah in Equestria

by FanboyGamer3E

Rating: teen
Tags: Second Person, Comedy, Crossover, Slice of Life, Human, Anthro
Length: 1175

Brian, Isaiah, and the other Characters that appear on TheGreatIsaiah's original machinima series get transported to Equestria by magic. why? Because fuck you.

This Story contains
Harsh Language
Violence on the level of a MA rated TV show

The Brian and Isaiah halo machinima series is property of TheGreatIsaiah
MLP is property of Hasbro.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-03-29 01:33:12 UTC

Brian and Isaiah Equestria| Pilot

Twilight read over the spell on last time before closing the book and walking on to the balcony where her friends and the princesses were waiting for her.

So what spell you trying this time Twi. Rainbow asked in a bored tone.

Well this is a inter-dimensional window spell. Twilight said proudly.

Aren't spells that open gates between worlds banned in Equestria. Princess Luna said in a condescending tone.

Very true Luna but notice how Twilight said it was a window spell. Celestia said in a equally condescending tone.

Ah, the ever convenient loophole. Pinkie said in her usual happy-go-lucky tone while also breaking the forth wall.

Welp let's do this. Twilight said in a determined voice.

Twilight charged up her horn and made a circle with both hands. The magical aura from here horn flowed into her hands and began to spiral. The energy began to spin faster, forming a glass like field that began to expand in her hands. Twilight backed up as she poured more magic into the spell, further enlarging the field. She finally stopped channeling the when field was about a meter wide. The purple vortex that had been swirling in the magical field dissipated to reveal a house on a cliff next to a tower of some kind of large metal tower in the background.

Well mission accomplished, are we done here I have things to do. Rainbow said rudely.

Suddenly the portal began to rupture and crack. Several fragment from the center broke apart from the main field turning into balls of energy that flung themselves in all separate directions. Five figures appear from the portal before it shattered.

One of them stood up, he was dressed in blue Mark VI armor. He shook his head and said. God damn it Isaiah, what the fuck did you do this time.

Another one dressed in red Mark V armor got onto his knees and said. I don't know why you're blaming me Brian, KillBot was the one who was pouring smoothies on the inter dimensional portal matrix I built for gathering supplies.

Why the hell do you even have that. Brian said in a annoyed tone.

How did you think I got all the stuff to build my machines. Isaiah said.

Don't you run the mafia. Brian said inquisitively.

No I run A mafia. Isaiah corrected. There's more than one mafia, there's the Irish mafia, the Italian mafia, the Spanish cartel, the Insurrectionist remnants.

I DON'T CARE, GET US HOME. Brian yelled.

Can you two shut up. A woman in purple and cyan recon armor interrupted. And would you get that robot off Chris.

HELP ME SAMANTHA. A man in Green O.D.S.T. armor yelled as a robot in white and gray Prefect armor beat him.

FINE. Isaiah said as though he was a spoiled child asked to do some menial task. KillBot, Activate passive mode.

Passive mode activating. KillBot said as his body disintegrated then reformed as a Forerunner monitor drone.

What the hell, Isaiah how can that thing do that. Brian said.

Well I used forerunner technology to make KillBot. Isaiah said in a intelligent tone.

How the hell did you even get forerunner tech. Chris asked. I thought the U.N.S.C. kept all the forerunner tech they discover in a secure vault.

It's not very secure if someone with a ActiveCamouflage unit can break in. Isaiah said in a smug tone. I'm surprised the covenant hasn't broken in there before.

Master, I am detecting several lifeforms near our position. KillBot said in his monotone cybernetic voice.

The group turned to see the ponies.

Oh look at that. Isaiah said plainly.

REALLY. Brian yelled in a flabbergasted tone. THERE ARE TEN INTER-DIMENSIONAL ALIENS IN FRONT OF US AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS "OH LOOK AT THAT.

Oh please Brian, It's not like it's the first time we saw aliens. Isaiah said in a bored tone. Remember our vacation on Reach.

WE ALMOST GOT RAPED BY TWO ELITES THERE. Brian yelled. And these are inter-dimensional aliens, at least the elites are native to our universe.

Celestia cleared her throat and said. Allow us to introduce-

Excuse me. Isaiah interrupted in a rude tone. I am trying to have a conversation, and the last person to constantly interrupt one of my conversations ended up in several pieces and scattered at the bottom of several large bodies of water so I suggest you be quiet until this conversation ends or someone involved in it speaks to you, am I making myself clear.

Yes. Celestia said calmly.

Now then I need to make a call. Isaiah said while attaching a radio transmitter to the side of his helmet. Hello, yeah it's me, I know and apparently I'm in this universe too now, whatever just get here before I bring you here, Alright see you soon Doc.

Who was that. Chris asked.

An old friend of mine. Isaiah said cryptically.

You don't have friends. Samantha said.

Fine then, an old acquaintance. Isaiah said. He's sort of an expert in this sort of thing, he even knows more about it than me, which is saying more than you will ever believe.

Suddenly a blue box began to phase into reality and three ponies walked out. One a gray pegasus  with her eyes each looking in separate directions, another orange unicorn with green goggles on his forehead, and finally a brown earth pony with a hour glass pendent, a blue suit, and green tie.

Ello. The brown earth pony said cheerfully. I'm the Doctor.

Wow I see you've regenerated into this world's native creature's doctor. Isaiah said spitefully.

We'll I don't really get a choice now do I. The Doctor said angrily. Of course you'd know all about that seeing as how you cause me to regenerate on one occasion.

Oh hear we go. Isaiah said in a annoyed tone. I push you into a giant death beam one time, and you hold it over my head for all of eternity.

So how exactly do you two actually know each other. Twilight asked.

Well to make a long story short Isaiah is something called the Anti-Christ. The Doctor said bluntly.

Wait WHAT. Brian yelled. So you mean that the Red Moron over there is THE SPAWN OF GOD DAMN SATAN.

You know, I'm actually not surprised by that. Samantha said calmly.

Yeah that actually explains a few things. Chris said in a calm tone.

Ok. Isaiah said sarcastically. Enough about me, how do we get to our home dimension.

Well here's the thing about that. The Doctor said awkwardly. You are in your home dimension now.

What. Isaiah asked.

Well. The Doctor began. When the Terencouv radiation from your inter-dimension matter transporter and the thematic fallout from Twilight's spell came into contact with each other they began to fuse with each other, Which managed to safely fuse the two dimensions together, a task that under any other circumstances would have erased and rewritten the reality of this new "Fusion Dimension".