Swingerville

by Bronystories

Rating: mature
Tags: Slice of Life, Mrs. Cake, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Other, Romance, Mr. Cake, Sex
Length: 7315

Twilight Sparkle's and Rarity's parents join the Cakes for a very special get together. Rated 18+.

Twilight Sparkle's parents, Dazzle and Orion, feel like the romance is gone from their marriage.
Rarity's parents, Magnum and Pearl, extend an invitation to join them at one of their "members only" couples parties with the Cakes.

Contains explicit sex scenes between partners who are married, just not to each other.

Generally lighthearted, this story was written for fun and attempts to tell a narrative interspersed with humor.

I made this story, in part, because I noticed that the parents rarely get any time in the spotlight. Where's the love for the cannon couples? Why aren't there more stories out there about Twilight's or Rarity's parents?

[Author's note:] Since Twilight's and Rarity's parents do not have cannon names, I searched various forums and image boards to find the most common fannon names.

Published 2012-06-14 17:14:02 UTC
Last updated 2012-06-14 17:14:02 UTC

New Beginnings

Swingerville
By: Bronystories

"I can't believe we're doing this." Dazzle the unicorn said, "Orion, we should just go home."

Dazzle's husband, a blue unicorn with a dark blue mane, stopped in his tracks."I'm anxious, too." Orion said, "If you want, we can turn around right now and head back to Canterlot."

It was dusk. Light faded fast against Dazzle's white coat as she contemplated their options. Dazzle and Orion had spent the afternoon in Ponyville visiting their daughter, Twilight Sparkle.It was the first time they'd seen her since their son's wedding.

Wedding...

A flood of memories came rushing back to Dazzle. Her babies were grown, she and her husband weren't getting any younger and the spark seemed to have gone from their marriage. They didn't excite each other anymore. Sex had become a boring obligation as husband and wife, rather than the supreme act of passion and intimacy as it had been when they were first married. This feeling of hopelessness was what prompted them here in the first place.

"I know we need to rekindle our love," Dazzle said, "but this seems too extreme."
"Magnum assured me it's a very intimate environment." Orion said, "This club has strengthened their marriage, while spicing up their sex life."

Dazzle looked back towards Canterlot Castle and its surrounding city. What waited for her there? No. She already knew the answer. A lifetime of sterile, passionless sex. Something had to change.Making up her mind without saying a word, Dazzle continued to move with her husband towards their destination.

Night had fallen as they arrived at the address they'd been given. Orion knocked on the door of Sugarcube Corner.A 'closed' sign hung on the door as Dazzle and Orion shifted uncomfortably on the front steps. The smell of confectioners sugar hung heavy over the establishment. Orion was afraid they might have the wrong address, when the door slowly opened a crack.

A yellow earth pony with lime green eyes and an orange mane looked back at them. "Can I help you?" he asked, looking anxious while trying to appear calm. "My wife and I are here for the marriage club meeting." Orion said. The stallion relaxed his face, and Dazzle thought she saw a wry smile cross his lips as he looked them over. If ponies had worn clothes on a regular basis, Dazzle might have thought he was undressing them with his eyes. "Of course," the yellow pony said, "Magnum said you would be joining us."

As the blue and white unicorns entered the shop, their noses were treated to a stronger dose of sweet smells. Their attention was soon drawn to the decor of the bakery. The display tables had been pushed up against the wall, in order to make more floor space. Pillows of all shapes and sizes were spread across the floor.

"Hey hey! Ya' made it!" said a white earth pony with a brown mustache and a matching mane. It was Magnum. Standing beside him was his wife, a pink unicorn with a purple mane named Pearl. "We were startin' to think ya' got lost." Pearl said.
"I don't believe you've met the Cakes," Magnum said, gesturing to Mr. Cake, who was in the process of re-locking the front door. "Name's Carrot Cake," he said, turning around, "My wife Cup Cake will be joining us shortly. She's taking care of some last minute preparations."

As if on cue, a pudgy blue earth pony with a pink mane entered the room from the kitchen, preceded by a tea trolly she was pushing with her mouth. Atop the tea trolly was a nearly empty gumball machine. "Are we ready to go?" Pearl asked, "Is everything taken care of?"
"I just got back from dropping the twins off with Pinkie Pie. She's going to be watching them with Sweetie Belle at your place," Mrs. Cake said to Pearl.
"I know," Pearl said, "Sweetie wouldn't stop talking about it. She said she wants to invite her friends over to try and get their foalsitting cutie marks!"

Dazzle smiled. It felt like ages since Twily had gotten her cutie mark. Listening to the conversation only helped to remind her how much older she felt than the other mares. Twilight had mentioned Pinkie in her letters, but Dazzle didn't know much about the party pony. "Are you related to Pinkie?" Dazzle asked Mrs. Cake. "No," Mr. Cake replied, "but she works for us and is renting out one of our rooms, so she feels like a daughter."
"It is funny though," Magnum said, "we're all connected through Rarity's friends."

"Alright," Mr. Cake said, "Let's get started."
"What's the gumball machine for?" Dazzle asked.
"It picks your partner," Mrs. Cake said.

Dazzle shot Orion a nervous look, which he returned in kind. She had never been with any stallion except her husband. While Dazzle certainly knew what these parties usually entailed, she willfully pushed all impropriety under the rug in a desperate attempt to find a solution to her sex problem.
But now that it was brought to the forefront, Dazzle didn't think she could go through with letting another stallion touch her in that sacred way reserved for Orion alone.

Sensing their apprehension, Pearl tried to encourage them. "This may feel weird at first," Pearl said,"But believe me when I say that this has been the best thing that's happened to my marriage."

"Besides," Mrs. Cake said, "If you could work things out by yourselves, you wouldn't be here in the first place." Cup Cake shot her husband a look, which he failed to notice, as he was tinkering with the gumball machine. Dazzle had butterflies in her stomach. Resisting the urge to leave, she stayed to see how things were going to play out.

The yellow stallion turned the crank on the gumball machine three times, releasing the last remaining gumballs. Each of the mares picked up a gumball in turn and examined it. "Honey-bun got creative in the kitchen," Mr. Cake said. Each gumball was embellished with a different cutie mark, matching those of the stallions in the room.

Mrs. Cake's gumball had three footballs on it. Magnum's cutie mark.

Pearl's gumball had a crescent moon with a smaller crescent moon inside. Orion's cutie mark.

That left Dazzle with the gumball depicting three cakes. Mr. Cake's cutie mark.

Mrs. Cake removed 'Pinke's Party Mix' from the record player and replaced it with mood music. As the songs played, the stallions led their mares to different parts of the room, Dazzle shot her husband a worried, pleading glance, which he returned.

The first couple to get started was Magnum and Mrs. Cake. Laying him on his back, the blue mare took Magnum's stallionhood and began rubbing it between her hooves.

"Oh Celestia," Cup Cake groaned, "I'd forgotten how big you are, Magnum. I get wet just thinking about you unloading your clip into me." The chubby blue pony pressed her face against Magnum's cock, looking as happy as a filly who had been given a new toy to play with. Mr. Cake rolled his eyes.

Dazzle blushed, feeling compelled to avert her eyes from the erotic display, but unable to do so. Her husband had less of an inclination to look away. Instead the blue unicorn felt himself getting harder. Orion began leaking precum onto his pillow. This didn't escape Pearl's notice as she started licking all the leaking fluids, while steadily moving her tongue up Orion's shaft. This sudden stimulation elicited a groan from Orion as the plump pink pony continued to move her tongue along his member. Hearing her husband being pleasured was enough to tear Dazzle away from the show being put on by Magnum and Mrs. Cake.
Watching Pearl caress Orion's shaft with her tongue sent waves of conflicting feelings through Dazzle. The sight was making her wet, yet angry at the same time. "How can Orion just sit there with that stupid expression on his face?" Dazzle thought. Part of her wanted to tell that pink slut to keep her mouth off her husband, then grab Orion by his ear and drag him back to Canterlot and away from this perverted town.

Her thoughts were interrupted as she felt a long tongue tickling her nether regions. "Oh!" Dazzle gasped as she looked down at Mr. Cake, who was greedily eating her out. "You taste divine," Mr. Cake said as he lapped at Dazzle's pussy.

Meanwhile, Magnum's cock had become rock hard and throbbing. "Enough foreplay," Cup Cake said breathlessly, ""It's time for the main course!" Standing with her tail facing Magnum, Cup Cake lowered herself onto the white stallion's cock,
She then started riding Magnum in reverse cowgirl style. "Oh, yes! Yes!" Mrs. Cake said loudly, "Harder, you bucking animal, harder! Make me cum! Make me cum!" Mrs. Cake bounced on Magnum's shaft as he continued to thrust up, driving his stallionhood deeper into her snatch. Her tongue lolled in her mouth as her pink mane bounced around wildly. "Carrot! Are you watching this stud rut me?" Mrs. Cake shouted, "He knows how to pleasure his mares! Not like you and your limp, little carrot stick!"

Mr. Cake was facing away from his wife. He let out a grunt as he continued to eat out Dazzle.

Orion looked at the yellow stallion pleasuring Dazzle on her back, then turned to look at Mrs. Cake and Magnum. "Should I be concerned about Mrs. Cake demeaning her husband?" Orion asked Pearl. "They're alright," Pearl said, "It's just a game they play. Everypony has certain fetishes that turn them on. For example, my husband and I prefer to wear clothes most of the time. It tends to make sex more exciting when your privates aren't already on display all day every day.” Orion marveled at the novel concept of wearing clothes for more than special occasions.

"Speaking of games," Pearl said, "What kind of sex games do you and Dazzle enjoy?" The blue stallion blushed, as he was embarrassed to admit that even when they had been at the height of their passion, their lovemaking sessions were more tepid than what they had witnessed here tonight.
Reading his expression, Pearl could sense their failure of imagination in the sack. "Oh Celestia," Pearl said exasperated, "Don't tell me your sex life consists of only the mission-neigh-ry position." Orion blushed. "Well all that changes tonight," Pearl said, as she took a deep breath, wrapped her lips around Orion's cock, then forced her head down its full length. Orion let out a satisfied groan.

Meanwhile, Dazzle was reveling in the best pussy-licking she'd ever received. "I (pant) didn't realize (Ahh!) a tongue could go so deep! (Ohh!)" Dazzle said. "I should confess that I do have some giraffe blood on my mother's side." Mr. Cake said withdrawing his abnormally-long tongue from her sopping cave.

Even though he could hear his wife's moans of pleasure, Orion couldn't be bothered to look at anyone else at the moment. His eyes were fixed on his cock, and Pearl, who was giving him the first deep-throat of his life. He watched his dick as it repeatedly disappeared into her pink maw. Pearl made many sloppy, guttural noises as she went, coating Orion's cock in a mix of her saliva and his own precum. He could feel his pressure building as her warm tongue caressed the underside of his shaft. The pink pony suppressed her gag reflex as the tip of Orion's cock rubbed against the back of her throat. Her purple mane, which she had done up in a bun, was starting to unravel. Sensing that her stud was getting close, Pearl removed her mouth; a strand of saliva connecting her lips to the tip of his shaft. "I want you to come inside me."Pearl said, turning around and presenting Orion with her dripping pussy.

"Oh, Celestia! Yes!" Cup Cake said as she bounced on Magnum's shaft with wild abandon, "Your hard cock is so big! It's driving me crazy!" As Magnum continued to pound Mrs. Cake's pussy, he could feel he was nearing orgasm and slowed his pace. "Why'd you stop?" Mrs. Cake asked breathlessly, spinning around to face her stallion, "Don't tell me you're going soft like my husba-"
Mrs. Cake's latest insult was stifled by Magnum pulling her into a deep kiss. Magnum didn't mind the Cake's fetishes. Mrs. Cake could tell everypony how much better he was than her husband. He knows it's all an act. No, what weighed at the back of Magnum's mind was the feeling of inescapable tedium. "Tedium isn't merely what separates the mundane from the exciting," Magnum thought as his tongue explored the inner recesses of Mrs. Cakes mouth, "Tedium is repetition. Even the wildest of orgies will be made dull though repeated use." That is why Magnum extended the invitation to Orion and Dazzle. He wanted to not only help them, but to also help himself. "This club needs new blood," Magnum thought as he broke his kiss with Mrs. Cake, and resumed pounding her pussy.

"Now that you're good and wet," Mr. Cake said, "It's my turn." He put his forelegs on either side of Dazzle, as she looked down at his dick. While not as bis as Orion or Magnum, Mr. Cake wasn't as small as his wife made him out to be.

"Be sure you tell Dazzle when you put it in," Mrs. Cake said taunting her husband, "How else is she going to know when to start faking it?"

Mr. Cake was breathing heavily now. "Turn over!" He barked, "Now!" With one hoof, Mr. Cake flipped Dazzle over. She then got onto her four hooves as Mr. Cake unceremoniously mounted her, driving his dick into her pussy. "You like that, don't you, slut?" Mr. Cake asked maniacally, slapping Dazzle's ass. "Ohh!" Dazzle moaned.
Dazzle had never been called dirty names by a lover before. Orion was a perfect gentlecolt. Dazzle buried her face in her hooves, ashamed that her husband would see her being treated like a common whorse. She turned to look at Orion, who was staring at her. He mouthed the words, "I love you." Dazzle mouthed back, "I love you, too." The white unicorn then faced forward again, emboldened with a new resolve as Mr. Cake continued to berate her.
Mr. Cake repeatedly slammed into Dazzle. "You're just a bucking bitch who loves to get her pussy wrecked." Mr. Cake said, "Isn't that right?"
Dazzle remained silent. She was a mature mare. She could handle the verbal abuse. What she didn't understand was the purpose of sexual role-playing. This didn't feel like lovemaking. She felt like she was being used by a sadistic pervert as an outlet for his domination fantasies. It didn't excite her, but for the sake of Orion and their marriage, she would try to tolerate it.

Orion kept his eyes locked on his wife. Seeing her being taken by another stallion right in front of his eyes made him surprisingly horny. Orion made good use of his hormones as he continued to drive himself deeper and deeper into Pearl's pussy. "Rut me harder!" Pearl said. She closed her eyes as she played with her clit. She could feel her lover's blue shaft grinding against her walls. His balls slapping against her hoof as Pearl played with her pearl.

All three couples were nearing their orgasms now. The wives could smell their husband's musk eliminating from the pussies of other mares.

"I'm cumming! I'm cumming!" Mrs. Cake shouted, "Shoot your load inside me, baby!" Magnum and Mrs. Cake screamed together as they came. Magnum shot load after load of hot, pony spunk into her hungry pussy. Not able to be contained, semen poured out around his cock and onto the floor.
Riding out their orgasms, Mrs. Cake's sweaty body collapsed onto Magnum. As his cock retreated back into its sheath, cum continued to gush out of Mrs. Cake's well-fucked pussy. "Mmmm, there's so much salty, gooey cum inside me." Mrs. Cake said, while brushing her hoof against Magnum's mustache, "Have I ever told you how much better you are than my husband?" Magnum sighed.

Mr. Cake was getting close. "Beg me to let you come!" Mr. Cake said, "Call yourself a dirty whorse who needs my cock in her pussy!" This was new territory for Dazzle. "I'm...I'm a," Dazzle stammered, "I'm a dirty whorse."
"And what do you need?" Mr. Cake asked playfully.

Orion watched with rapt attention as he continued to pump Pearl's pink pussy.

"I need your cock inside my pussy!" Dazzle shouted, "Please let me cum!"

This was too much for Orion who came right then, filling Pearl with his own pearly-white substance.
The feeling of being filled was enough to drive Pearl over the edge as well. "Oh Celestia!" she cried, as her legs gave out beneath her and she slumped to the floor, "I needed that!"
As Orion fell backwards, his cock separated from Pearl's pussy with a wet popping sound.
Pearl turned to face Orion and began to service his cock, licking off his cum and her own feminine juices. As this was going on, trace amounts of Orion's semen were trickling out of Pearl's pert pussy.

"I make lots of different deserts, but my favorite has always been... yeeaughh!" Mr. Cake said as he came inside Dazzle, "cream pies." Mr. Cake pulled out and moved around to face Dazzle. He lifted her up and gave her a kiss. While Dazzle could appreciate the sentiment, even though it was coming from somepony other than her husband, she still hadn't cum yet. As they kissed, she could feel Mr. Cake's seed leaking out of her.

"Time to regroup." Mrs. Cake said. She was still very sweaty.

Magnum and Carrot Cake moved over to one side of the room and directed Orion to sit beside them.

"Let's clean ourselves up before we start round two," Pearl said, directing the other two mares towards a ring of pillows in the center of the room. Dazzle felt like she could use a good shower, but that was not on the agenda.

"So Dazzle," Cup cake said, eying her greedily, "What can you tell me about Daisy Chains?"

"Well," Dazzle began, "Daisy Chain is that nice mare who sets up a flower necklace booth every year at the Summer Sun Celebration."

"No no no," Pearl said, "We're talking about different kinds of flowers."
"It involves sticking your tulips on another mare's rosebud." Carrot Cake said with a smile.

The realization hit Dazzle at that moment. She looked at her husband. Orion didn't notice her. The three stallions were leaning back, stroking their members. Magnum whispered something to her husband, which caused him to snicker. Suddenly the white unicorn mare felt very alone.

When Dazzle turned to look back at the other mares, a big, pink, sweaty vagina was directly in front of her. Pearl used a hoof to spread her pussy lips apart. Dazzle could see her husband's semen leaking out.
"Your stallion really filled me to the brim." Pearl said with a wistful smile, "Be a good little wife and suck his seed out."

"It's called felching," Cup Cake said as she moved her pussy into position.

The three mares had formed a triangle. Their husbands watched on, feeling themselves getting harder from the display.
In no time the Daisy Chain began in earnest. The wet, sloppy sounds echoed throughout the bakery.
Placing her tongue inside Pearl's pussy, Dazzle began sucking out her husband's semen. Feminine juice dripped down her chin as she swallowed each mouthful. Pearl moaned every time the white mare's chin brushed against her clit.

Trying to remain focused, the pink mare continued to slurp the semen from Cup Cake's snatch. In spite of her husband producing more jizz than the other two stallions combined, Pearl finished cleaning Mrs. Cake's creamy cunt in record time.
Having succeeded in removing all her husband's semen before the others,Pearl decided to have a little fun. Moving slightly north, Pearl pressed her tongue against Cup Cake's asshole. This caused the baker to let out a squeal.
"Ooh!" Mrs. Cake said, "You naughty filly! You like my fudge pot, don't you?" Pearl answered by giving Cup Cake an enthusiastic rimjob.

In order to get at the last remnants of her husband's spunk, Dazzle stuck her tongue as deep into Pearl's pussy as possible. The white unicorn had never pleasured another mare before, with the exception of that one time at band camp, and even that experience she considered a mere 'youthful experimentation.'

Dazzle's thoughts were interrupted as she felt a warm pressure building inside her. Cup Cake was really going to town, bathing Dazzle's pussy in her saliva. "Carrot sure did a number on you," Cup Cake said, in between licks as semen trickled down the sides of her blue mouth, "Who knew my husband's little gumballs could hold so much spunk?" Cup Cake shot her husband a sly glance. He returned it with a wink while continuing to stroke his dick.

Before Mrs. Cake could say another word, Dazzle pulled her mouth away from Pearl and let out a scream. The pressure which had been building all night finally became to much for Dazzle to contain. She came hard, covering Mrs. Cake's face with hot femme jizz. "Hah, you're a squirter." Mrs. Cake said as she wiped her eyes, "That's quite a hair trigger you've got there, deary." Dazzle hoped Mrs. Cake wouldn't figure out Carrot Cake had failed to get her off. She didn't want to add fuel to the Cake's abusive sex games. Fortunately, Mrs. Cake didn't make any connections, and the daisy chain continued uninterrupted.

Pearl's tongue continued to circle Cup Cake's tight asshole. The stimulation causing Mrs. Cake to shudder as her pussy juice dripped onto the floor.

Eventually the semen was removed, with the three mares looking wetter and stickier then they did before.

The three stallions walked over to their wives. Magnum brushed his wife's mane back and moved in for a kiss. Pearl opened her mouth wide to show her husband his sperm which she had stored safely below her tongue. "I've got something of yours," Pearl said coyly, "but I don't know if you want it after where my mouth's been."
Magnum placed his fore hooves on his wife's shoulders, stared into her eyes and said, "Baby, your mouth's like Visa. It's everywhere I want to be." He then leaned in and kissed her. Their tongues danced as Pearl shared her husband's salty seed with him.

Carrot Cake walked up to his wife. He licked her face clean of Dazzle's vaginal juices. "Open your mouth." Mr. Cake said.
Cup Cake complied, allowing her husband to see his jizz pooling on her tongue.
"Look at all that baby batter." Mr. Cake said impressed, "It it good?"
"Mmm hmm," Mrs. Cake said, closing her mouth, while still looking up at her husband.
"Well, why don't you swallow it?" Mr. Cake asked.
Taking a big gulp, Mrs. Cake swallowed her husband's payload. She then reopened her mouth to show him that it was gone, just like a filly who had been told to eat her broccoli.
"Good girl," Mr. Cake said, nuzzling his wife's neck.

Orion looked down at his wife. When she raised her head, she looked confused and on the verge of tears.
"I'm sorry," she said, her eyes watering, "I swallowed it all. I didn’t know we were supposed to save it to show you. I'm trying my best to understand this, but I just don't know what I'm doing." Orion stood there in shock, not knowing how to comfort his wife.

Magnum saw the early signs of a breakdown, and stepped in to provide damage control.
"You are doing a tartarus of a job," Magnum said to the weepy Dazzle.
"I certainly don't feel like it," Dazzle said, "Aside from the base stimulation, nothing we've done has turned me on."

Orion couldn't help but feel inadequate. Watching his wife get roughly plowed and hearing her talk dirty was enough to make him cum. Was there nothing he could do to satisfy her?

"Don't tell me you plan on giving up." Pearl said, putting her hoof around Dazzle's shoulder, "It's like my Sweetie Belle says with her friends; you've got a special talent out there somewhere, but you'll never find it if you don't look."

Everyone was silent for a moment. Dazzle bit her lip while keeping her eyes closed. "Okay," she said, after a long pause.
Wiping the tears from her eyes, Dazzle got to her feet and hugged her husband. "I love you," she said. "I love you, too," Orion replied, "So much."

Dazzle turned to face the other couples. Each of them had a compassionate smile of encouragement on their faces.
"Alright," Dazzle said, "Somewhere my fetish is waiting for me. Who's going to help me find it?" Everypony else cheered.

"I think it's time to mix things up," Mrs, Cake said.
Carrot Cake leaned in to whisper in Orion's ear. "Last time she said that, my dick got caught in a whisk." Orion stifled a laugh. Mrs. Cake ignored them.

The blue mare stopped and looked at Dazzle. "Since you and your husband are new," Cup Cake said, "Let's put each of you with a more experienced couple. Orion, come over here and join my husband and me."

"Come sit with us, darling," Pearl said to Dazzle, patting a vacant pillow next to her. "Why don't we start with a simple 69?" Pearl said, motioning for her husband to lie on his back. Dazzle stared at Magnum's erect stallionhood. She blushed at the thought of fitting that in her mouth.
Lying on the white stallion, Dazzle was facing his member. Watching the daisy chain had made Magnum hard, as evidenced by the copious amount of precum leaking from the tip.
Dazzle was about to move forward, when she let out a gasp.
Magnum had already started licking her pussy. She couldn't help but giggle, as his mustache was quite ticklish.

In another part of the room, Mrs. Cake was taking two cocks in her mouth.
"It's great that you and Dazzle are trying to work this out," Mr. Cake said, "Let us know how we can help."

"I wish I knew what turns her on," Orion said, "You don't know how frustrating that is. I feel so impotent."
"Not to me," Mrs. Cake said before deep-throating Orion's cock.
"The problem is that she doesn't know what it is she wants yet." Mr. Cake said as he tapped his wife's head, gesturing to her that she had two cocks that needed servicing, "Until then, just keep trying everything until you find what works."

The two stallions remained quiet for a moment. Only the noisy, slurping sounds of Mrs. Cake could be heard. A minute later the silence was broken.

"I don't suppose you'd consider dirty talk?" Carrot Cake asked.
"I don't think so," Orion replied, "I mean, I'd do anything for Dazzle, but I doubt she'd be interested in any case."
"Just thought I'd throw that out there," Mr. Cake said as he watched his wife suck his cock, "Cup Cake and I get off on name calling and put downs, isn't that right, my little cumslut?"

Mrs. Cake moaned. Her husband's cock was released from her mouth with a loud pop. She wiped the excess saliva from her chin. "Whatever you say, limp noodle." Cup Cake said, winking at Orion.

Meanwhile, Dazzle had managed to get the head in her mouth and was having her tongue tickle and dart around the urethra.
"He's a monster!" Dazzle thought, "How does Pearl keep her pussy from being loose as a goose with this thing ramming into her on a regular basis?" Magnum was enjoying the sensation, while at the same time returning the favor by eating out Dazzle.
Magnum empathized with Dazzle more than most. He shared her desire to press forward in spite of a bleak outlook. Where she was a frustrated novice who knew nothing, Magnum was a frustrated expert who knew everything. During his long career as a sexual deviant, he'd tried most everything imaginable. Acts erotic enough to provide the average stallion with a lifetime of sexual stimuli barely registered in Magnum's mind now. "I've got to reawaken my love of basic sex," Magnum thought, "If I don't, then soon the only way I'll be able to feel release is going to involve a peacock feather and a waffle iron. I don't want it to come to that."

Dazzle had her back to Pearl, who was rummaging through her saddlebags. Pearl had collected many rare and bizarre sex toys in her life. She had anal beads in the shape of the elements of harmony stones. A rubber banana dildo signed by Princess Celestia, a novelty phallic-shaped strap-on unicorn horn cover, an anatomically-correct mint-colored unicorn mare plushy and a cock ring for her husband, encrusted with Rarity's and Sweetie Belle's birth stones..
"Ah, here it is." the pink mare said as she held up a black, double-ended strap-on horse dildo.

Sitting on her haunches, Pearl slowly slid the dildo inside. It was ribbed and she could feel the folds of her marehood part to welcome the cold plastic intrusion. Adjusting the straps until she heard a click, Pearl tested it to make sure the device was secure. "Nothing kills the mood faster than a faulty sex toy."She thought. Pulling out a bottle of lube, Pearl coated the dildo, then set her sights on Dazzle's white backdoor.

Pearl wasn't the only mare with anal on her mind.
"Orion," Cup Cake said, "have you ever taken a trip on the Hershey highway before?"
"Pardon?," Orion asked quizzically. Mr. Cake chuckled.
"(sigh)," Cup Cake said, placing a hoof on her forehead, "My food-based sex idioms are totally lost on you."

"What my honey-bun’s trying to say is, have you ever done anal?" Carrot Cake asked.
"What? No!," Orion said, blushing. After all he had experienced tonight, he was a little surprised that anything was capable of making him blush.
"I don't swing both ways." the blue unicorn said, "I like mares."

"Ass play is not just for colt cuddlers," Cup Cake said as she circled Orion like some kind of seductive shark, "Mares enjoy it, too." With that, Cup Cake shoved her big, blue butt in Orion's face. "After getting that rimjob from Pearl," Mrs. Cake said, "I've been craving some big stallion's cock stirring up my insides."

"Go on. Give her a lick," Carrot Cake said as he positioned himself in front of his wife.

While Orion was busy psyching himself up, Cup Cake took her husband's meat in her mouth. "Yeah, suck it," Carrot Cake said, "You're just a greedy slut who likes taking it in the ass. There aren't enough cocks in the world to satisfy you, are there?"
"Especially when they're yours dear," Cup Cake said as she played with her husband's dick.

Orion leaned in. Mrs. Cake was definitely more plump than Dazzle. He put his tongue on her butt cheek and timidly began moving it around. Cup Cake removed her husband's cock from her mouth and rested it on her cheek. "Don't be afraid to get your tongue in the groove," she said, "make small circles around my asshole." Orion pressed his tongue against Cup Cake's back entrance and was met with strong resistance. After circling it a few times, Mrs. Cake let out a moan. "I can't take it anymore," she said, "I need your cock in my ass now!"
Repositioning himself, Orion placed his cock head against her brown eye. "It's not going to be very wet," Cup Cake said, "Rub some spit on your cock to lube yourself up." After coating his cock in saliva, Orion pressed his cock inside her ass.
Orion watched as the head disappeared. It felt so hot inside her. "Mmmm," Mrs. Cake said, her mouth full of her husband's cock. Her anal muscles contracted, attempting to expel the intruder. "Ease in slowly," Carrot Cake advised.
Cup Cake's ass provided a tighter grip on Orion's cock than any of his previous experiences, and he loved it. With each thrust, Cup Cake moaned louder and louder, until Orion was balls deep inside her ass. He paused for a moment, savoring the feeling of her ass enveloping and tightening around his full length. After a moment, though, Cup Cake became impatient and told him if he didn't get moving she'd kick him out for loitering. Needing no encouragement, Orion continued to stretch out her blue asshole.

On the other side of the room, Pearl was also preparing to break new ground. Placing her hooves on Dazzle's flanks, the pink pony sized up her target and took aim. Before Dazzle had any time to ask what was happening, Pearl slammed the lubed dildo as far up Dazzle's ass as was possible. "Secret butt fun!" Pearl shouted, which was nearly drowned out by Dazzle's scream.

Orion stopped his thrusting, and all eyes were on Dazzle.

Magnum had the best seat in the house. Staring up at his wife, the white stallion watched as her hips repeatedly connected with Dazzle's ass. He watched as the black dildo was constantly pulled out, only to be slammed unceremoniously back in. A small trickle of blood made its way down Dazzle's leg as vaginal juices dripped onto Magnum's mustache and mouth.

Dazzle had never had anal sex before. She'd never considered it as a means of providing pleasure. It seemed unnatural. An act reserved for colt cuddlers out of desperation for want of a vagina. Now, she was in the throws of a different beast altogether, and she craved more.
"Oh, Celestia! Harder! Pound my ass harder!" Dazzle screamed, "Don't stop! It feels too good!"
Her horn lit up as the white unicorn mare used her magic to levitate herself, forcing Pearl onto her back. Never removing her ass from the dildo, Dazzle repositioned herself to hover directly above Pearl's lap before bringing her ass down with full force onto the rubber cock. Not missing a beat, Dazzle continued riding Pearl in reverse cowgirl style just as she had watched Cup Cake do earlier.

"Girl's a fast learner," Carrot Cake said as he facefucked his wife, “I think she may have found her special talent.”

"Yes! More! More!" Dazzle screamed, completely losing herself to pleasure, "Rut my ass! Drill me like a diamond dog's bitch!"

Without realizing it, Orion had doubled the pace of his thrusting. His eyes were fixed on his wife as he watched Pearl's dildo disappear into her white ass with every bounce. With a little effort, Orion was able to time his thrusts to be in sync with the thrusts his wife was receiving.

"Rut me, Orion! Rut me!" Dazzle screamed as she felt an orgasm stronger than any she'd previously experienced welling up inside her.

Orion was jack-hammering Cup Cake, who was a quivering blob beneath the powerful thrusts of the two stallions spit-roasting her. Orion's cock may have been one place, but his mind was somewhere else. "Oh, Dazzle!" Orion said, "Your ass feels so good!"

Crawling onto his four hooves, Magnum surveyed the scene. All around him were the glorious sounds of ponies rutting. The carnal moans of pleasure, the slick hammering of well-lubed passages. The musky smell of semen and femme jizz hung in the air. For a brief moment Magnum wondered if the Cakes usual baking would be enough to cover up the smells from this torrid night of lovemaking.
And for the first time in a long time, Magnum felt himself becoming excited for sex. Seeing an inexperienced couple succumbing to new plateaus of pleasure made him hornier than he had been in years. He didn't require any exotic or special sexual favors. He just needed a hole to blow his load in.

Even with her head swimming in forbidden pleasure, Dazzle was still willing to reach out to a stallion in need.
With the dildo still shoved fully up her ass, Dazzle sat on Pearl's lap. Using her hooves, Dazzle spread her pussy lips apart. Sweat covered her body as her pussy ached, longing to be filled.
"Need...you..." Dazzle said, gasping for breath, "Rut... me..."
Magnum charged at his prize like a stampeding bison. Placing his fore hooves on Dazzle's hind legs, he thrust into her.
Dazzle's eyes went wide. Magnum's hard cock was stretching her pussy to its limits. She'd never been filled so fully before.
The force of Magnum slamming into Dazzle knocked her back, almost far enough to remove the dildo. Once gravity took over, she slammed back down onto Pearl's lap as her tight hole was once again fully engulfed by her ribbed ass invader.

The three ponies worked like a well-lubed machine. Magnum pounding Dazzle, pushing her off the dildo, only for her to land back on it and start the whole process over. As he continued thrusting, Magnum could feel his wife's dildo pressing against his cock, separated by only a thin layer of pony flesh. The repeated pounding became too much for Pearl. "Celestia! Celestia!," Pearl screamed, "Oh, Magnum! Momma's coming!" Slumping onto the floor, Pearl relaxed all her muscles as she rode out her waves of pleasure. Breathing heavily, Pearl continued to watch the white unicorn's ass bouncing on her dildo.
"Taking two cocks at once! I'm such a dirty filly!" Dazzle screamed, loving every second of this new, debaucherous lifestyle, "I love getting pounded in my filthy ass! Orion! I'm cumming, honey!" Dazzle let out a scream of orgasmic bliss as her spent frame slumped forward, resting on Magnum's shoulder. "Thank you," she said, kissing him on the cheek.

"My dirty filly likes it in the ass, huh?" Orion said, as he pumped Mrs. Cake's blue, bubble butt, "then I'll give her the roughest butt-rut of her life!" Orion smacked Cup Cake's ass repeatedly with his hoof, causing her to let out muffled screams. "Oh, Dazzle! Your ass is so tight!," Orion said, his eyes closed, "You're going to make me cum!" Cup Cake didn't mind being fantasized as another mare during sex. In this case, she found it romantic. "Oh, Celestia!" Orion cried out, "Here it comes!" Load after load of semen shot into Mrs. Cake's ass, which had been fucked raw. Falling back onto the pillows, Orion had a smile plastered on his face. "My Dazzle," he whispered, "She likes it in the ass."

Magnum felt himself getting close. Pearl, who could sense these things, called her husband over. "Cum on me!" she cried, "Give your Pearl a pearl necklace!" Magnum removed his cock from Dazzle. Since he was the only thing keeping her upright, she fell forward onto a pile of pillows. The rubber dildo was finally released from her ass with a pop, before returning to its upright position. Dazzle lay there exhausted, in a euphoric high.

After a couple swift jerks, Magnum erupted with a powerful jet of semen, which covered his wife's neck and shoulders.
She sat up in surprise as the spunk hung in place.
"I asked for a pearl necklace," she said, "You gave me the jizz equivalent of Mr. T's jewelry collection!"
"I was just being generous. We did raise the spirit of Generosity, after all." Magnum said, "It's always been the family motto to give 'til it hurts. Or, in this case, give 'til it squirts."

Meanwhile, Mrs. Cake rolled onto her back and looked at Orion. He was still basking in the afterglow. She then turned back to look at her husband. "Think you'll be able to make me cum with that carrot stick?" she asked, tauntingly.

Carrot Cake shoved his dick inside and started pumping furiously. "You'd be easier to please if your snatch wasn't wider than the space between Derpy's ears," Mr. Cake said.

Cup Cake tingled as her husband kept rubbing against her clit. "If making excuses was a sign of sexual prowess, you'd make a better porn star than Ron Jeremane," Mrs. Cake said.

"It's a miracle I could even find your honey pot under all this blue blubber." Carrot Cake said, thrusting harder, "In order to find your pussy last time, I had to cover you in flour and aim for the wet spot!"

"Well, you never have been very bright, dear." Mrs. Cake said, "The only reason you applied for the job in my parents candy kitchen is because you thought they were looking to hire a masterbater!"

"That 'k' looked like a second 't' in the help wanted section." Mr. Cake said, "My resume's list of special skills included the ability to be able to go all day with one hoof tied behind my back."

"Although," Mrs. Cake continued, "It was pretty funny when you sat down for the job interview and my dad asked to see you whip something up."

"That was also the day I first laid eyes on the prettiest filly in all of Equestria," Carrot Cake said, leaning in closer to his wife, "I was thinking of you the whole time during my job interview."

Cup Cake blushed. "That was the day I met the stallion who makes the sweetest cream filling I've ever tasted," Mrs. Cake cooed, "and I vowed to make him mine."

The Cakes locked lips in a passionate kiss. Cup Cake moaned as she came on her husband's dick. Carrot Cake gave one final thrust before filling his wife with his special ingredient. Both ponies were sweaty and quite sticky as Carrot Cake brushed his wife's mane with his hoof. "My little Cup Cake," he said. "My sweet carrot stick," she whispered back.

[THE STORY COULD HAVE ENDED LIKE THIS]

As the six, sweaty ponies lay prostrate on the ground, none of them noticed the tin can dangling from a hole in the ceiling, which had been hanging there during their whole marathon lovemaking session.

Following the string up into Pinkie's room, we find Gummy the alligator. Three tape recorders have been running the whole time. Gummy is busy tearing letters out from magazines and using them to make crudely constructed blackmail notes. No one will ever suspect the toothless alligator.

[OR THE STORY COULD HAVE ENDED LIKE THIS]

Later that week, Lyra Heartstrings trots out to check her mailbox. Inside she finds an invitation to a couples counseling group, which promises to strengthen the bond between lovers and open new ways to express intimacy. For more information, contact Carrot Cake or Cup Cake at Subarcube Corner. Excited, Lyra runs inside. "Bon Bon!" she says, "I thing I have the answer to our problems!" (Cranky Doodle Donkey and Matilda weren't sent an invitation because ponies are racists.)

[BUT IT REALLY ENDED LIKE THIS]

The morning sun was still obscured by the horizon as Dazzle and Orion walked the path that led to the Ponyville train station. They planned to take the early morning commuter train back home to Canterlot.

"Well, darling," Orion said with a smug smile, "did we make the right decision?"
"Oh, yes!" Dazzle said, "With their help I was able to discover my special fetish! I can't wait to have anal sex together!"
"I can't wait either." Orion said wistfully, as he imagined shooting his load into his wife's ass for the first time.
"I'm glad to hear you're so open to the idea." Dazzle said, cheerfully.
"If it's anal baby wants, it's anal baby gets." Orion said, feeling like the world's biggest stud.
"That's great," she said as she magically levitated the black double-ended strap-on horse dildo from her saddle bag, "Pearl said I could borrow hers until we get our own toys. I can't wait to use this on you when we get home."